Abnormal Doomsday Records

Chapter 212 2. What’s a Wastelander’s bachelor party without some bloodshed?
It turns out that little Acholi is indeed a shameless guy.

After handing over all his work to Han Chuer, the newly appointed "First Secretary-General of the Archon Secretariat", he ran to the Seventh Ring City to drink with Snake Man, and he drank for three days.

Just like those poor representatives who were doing business, they worked hard to serve the client at the dinner table and finally got a satisfactory order. When the drunken little Acholi returned to his central building with the wonderful realization that "the motorcycle girl tastes really good", he was surprised to find that the workload he had originally planned for fifteen days was completed by Han Chuer in just one morning.

The most terrifying thing was that when he looked through those decisions, he found that he was unable to add any "own ideas" to the decisions made by Han Chuer.

He simply couldn't understand what was going on in the mind of the girl he grew up with.
This humanoid supercomputer made him lose confidence in his administrative abilities. On the afternoon after he came back, Han Chuer gave him a mysterious report just before getting off work, forcing little Acholi to stay in the office and continue working overtime.

The report was filled with all kinds of data that he couldn't understand, so he turned directly to the summary on the last page.

Han Chuer gave him a long list, which included all the current officials in various departments of the City State District who were "suspected of dereliction of duty and corruption", from the top leaders to the grassroots dispatch team leaders.

The most interesting thing is that Han Chuer deduced the conclusion based on the data in the work reports submitted by those guys, which proves that either those guys filled out their work reports randomly, or they really are suspected of corruption.

"Crazy."

Little Acholi threw the report on the table and pressed the call button. Soon, his personal security captain, Ms. Polina, strode in and got the list from her boss.

"Give it to Commander Mulan and have him arrest the people according to the list."

The surface governor ordered:

"Don't make a big deal about it. Get it done tonight. Tomorrow morning, Chu'er will give me a list of trustworthy technocrats, and then we'll just make the appointments according to the list."

“Is it really okay to be so careless?”

Polina said in surprise:
"After all, Miss Han Chuer has only been here for three days. If she were to make such a demanding administrative arrangement based on her opinion, I'm afraid something might happen."

"No need. I trust my sister's brain. If she says there's something wrong with these guys, then there must be something wrong. And the Secretariat's statistics on administrative and executive efficiency this month have indeed declined. Killing a chicken to scare the monkey is only right."

Little Acholi took up a cigar and turned it over and over in his hands, and said:
"With Chu'er helping me share the responsibilities, I suddenly feel like the good old days are coming back. I was ready to work overtime tonight, but then I suddenly realized I'll be very free for the next two weeks. So, Polina, do you want to meet up tonight?"

"."

Polina frowned, shook her head awkwardly and said:

"No need for that. You've already experienced the 'taste' of a witch. You yourself said you didn't like the feeling of being bewitched by psychic energy."

"But people change. Before you met me, you didn't even know you were bisexual, right?"

The surface archon spread his hands and said:

"Afu cast a cleansing spell on me before, making me a eunuch for a month. I even vowed to take revenge on her, but she is still my sister's friend, so I can't go too far.

But she sent you to me, and I happen to know that there is some wonderful relationship between you, so let me experience that wonderful "spiritual joy" again. If you are in physical contact with Afu during your next vacation and suddenly tell her about your profound change, maybe Afu will be heartbroken.

But trust me!

She always convinces herself to accept it all, and then the three of us living a good life is more important than anything else.

Look, haven’t I achieved my purpose of revenge through indirect means?

Hahaha. "

"Excuse me, boss, but you are an incurable pervert!"

“Well, thank you for the compliment. The most important thing about living in the Badlands is learning to have fun, and I’ve always been good at that.

When you come back later, remember to wear the skirt and stockings that Afu gave you. I'm too lazy to move, so let's do it in the office. And based on our previous experience, you seem to like my chair very much.

Do you want to experience what it's like to sit on it later? Ambitious silly girl.

"Oh, why not?"

"Then you better be careful. The last girl with such ambitions was called 'Weng Meiyu', and she's now Zhou Ke's slave. You're not even as qualified as she is in this area."

"Don't worry, sir. I'm a psionicist and I'm a quick learner."

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"Ah"

Afu, who was decorating the room in the banquet hall of Panis Ecological Park, suddenly sneezed. The sorcerer rubbed his nose in confusion, thinking that there must be some pervert who was talking about him behind his back.

"Are you running a fever? Can psionicists get sick?"

Weng Meiyu, who was passing by with a bag of balloons, looked at Afu in surprise and said curiously:
"Also, weren't you always guarding your eldest daughter? Why did you suddenly run back to the city-state area?"

"The young lady is going to practice in seclusion. It's boring for me to stay at Beta Base alone."

Afu said somewhat insincerely:
"Well, isn't Moni Boss going to have a bachelor party before his wedding? I'm here to join in the fun on behalf of the Jiu Nation."

"Listen to her nonsense."

This statement was immediately debunked by the drunk Moni.

This evil medical tycoon who was going to be the "bridegroom" in a few days sneered and said:
"She came here specifically to meet her mistress. I just saw a lot of strange things in her bag, and she even booked a room not far from the Central Building. Silly child, this ecological park is all ours, why would we waste that money?

I'll give you a key, and you can enjoy some time with your Polina these days."

"Oh, then I really have to thank you."

Afu said something with a sullen face, but in the end she did not refuse the key thrown to her by Moni. After she left, Weng Meiyu looked left and right with a strange expression, then sat next to Moni and whispered a few words to him.

Moni, who was drunk just now, suddenly widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"Holy crap! Little Acholi is playing such a big game? Isn't he afraid that Afu will go crazy and castrate him completely?"

"Humph, that guy has always been very perceptive about this kind of thing. He dared to do it without fear of revenge from Afu. Maybe he did it to avenge the curse Afu had cast on him before. After all, Captain Polina is not a target he would have chosen in the past, whether in terms of appearance or figure.

Even if it's just a 'tasting' opportunity, it won't be her turn."

Weng Meiyu, who shared the gossip, curled her lips and glanced at Afu who was making a phone call on the balcony. She said with a "sad" face:
"Actually, I suspect little Acholi hasn't given up on his ambition to get Afu into bed. To be honest, Afu, this outwardly charming yet inner naive 'strange temperament', is something I, a woman, can't quite grasp. It's no wonder little Acholi always has wild thoughts."

"Tsk tsk, this guy is really good at playing games."

Moni couldn't help but sigh:

"Alas, it's a pity that I'm about to be tied to a crooked tree. Otherwise, I could have a good exchange of experiences with Mr. Archon about navigating this world of flowers."

"Snapped"

Just as he was feeling emotional, a slap landed on the back of Moni's head.

He turned around with a glare and saw Zhou Ke holding two bottles of wine and staring at him with a stern face for talking nonsense. Next to him was Qiao Ya with her hands on her hips, also with an angry look on her face, and Qiao Shan, who was carrying some things on his back and covering his eyes.

"You're about to get engaged to my aunt, Mr. Moni, why are you still having these wild thoughts?"

Qiao Ya yelled:

"What's wrong with my aunt? She's making you have these inappropriate thoughts. Hasn't her insatiable madness squeezed you dry yet?"

"Ahem, occasionally having some delicious side dishes won't stop me from enjoying the delicious food at home."

Moni coughed awkwardly.

After all, he was going to be the "uncle", so he knew that he couldn't say anything outrageous in front of Qiao Ya. The main reason was that he was afraid that Qiao Ya would tell his terrible "father-in-law" about it. If the snake man came to kill him, Moni would be dead even if he had ten lives.

"And you!"

Zhou Ke glared at Weng Meiyu and said:
"How dare you speak nonsense in such an occasion? You really doubt the hearing of the Ascended, don't you? If Afu hears you, she'll cast a curse on you and you're done for."

"I'm not afraid. My master is very powerful."

Weng Meiyu snorted, not hiding the fact that she had an affair with a man in the room, which made Zhou Ke sigh helplessly.

But soon, when D-4 walked into the room, Weng Meiyu also became obedient and acted like a warm friend to get close to her.

"Boss Moni, I won't go to your wedding day."

Qiao Shan stuffed his gift into Moni's arms. He touched his head a little embarrassedly and said:
"Mu Fang hasn't been feeling well these past few days, and Director Mulan has something else to do, so I have to stay and look after her."

"Bullshit, bring your wife along!"

Moni glared and scolded:
"Don't think I don't know what Mu Fang is thinking. Wasn't it just that she was held hostage for half a month after following Xiaoya to the Seventh Ring City last time and was terrified? There's no need to feel any psychological pressure.

Tell the girl that she is a distinguished guest this time and I guarantee that no one will dare to lock her up.

"Drag out those who bullied her last time and let her whip them one by one. I am still the 'Prince Consort' of the Seven Ring City after all, so I still have some authority."

"Oh, that's why you're so perceptive."

Qiao Shan immediately became happy, gave a thumbs up and said:

"I knew I couldn't hide this from you. Just your words will be enough. I will definitely be there on time."

"Go away, you useless henpecked bastard."

Moni was annoyed and drove Qiao Shan away. Then he unscrewed the bottle of wine and went to the second-floor balcony with his brother Zhou Ke, ready to have some peace and quiet there. Qiao Ya also followed them up.

The little girl looked left and right, and after confirming that no one was eavesdropping, she asked in a low voice:

"Zhou Ke, is something going to happen to the Evil Vulture?" "Huh?"

Zhou Ke took a sip of wine, glanced at Qiao Ya, and said:
"Why do you think so?"

"If it weren't for Ms. Evil Vulture's nod, little Acholi wouldn't have dared to seduce Afu in this way even if she had ten times the courage. Ms. Rhine treats Afu as her younger sister."

Qiao Ya had her own analysis. She rubbed her face and said:
"Perhaps Ms. Evil Eagle felt that she didn't have much time left, so she planned to arrange Afu's affairs before she left. I even suspect that she consulted Captain Polina. Otherwise, with the reserve and loyalty Captain Polina had shown before, it would be impossible for little Acholi to succeed overnight.

Afu is naive and doesn't understand anything, but if this continues, she will sooner or later become little Acholi's bedmate.

However, considering her personality and the mental flaws she's experienced, this isn't a bad thing. At least little Acholi won't take advantage of her. He's actually quite protective of the women around him."

"Hey, look, our little girl has finally grown up and knows how to analyze these details with adult thinking. Zhou Ke, you taught her well!"

Moni smiled and took out a big red envelope and stuffed it into Qiao Ya's hand, encouraging her:

"Just think like this from now on, and maintain this sharp mind. Your uncle has high hopes for you. From now on, you and I will team up to drive out Sasha and Levi, and then push your silly aunt to the forefront. This Seven Ring City will definitely be ours."

"Tsk, I'm not interested. I'm not interested even when the Snake Man asks me to inherit the Seven Ring City. My head is full of those formulas my mother left me. It's giving me a headache."

Qiao Ya glanced at the red envelope in her hand, then looked at Zhou Ke.

She was still waiting for Zhou Ke's answer, but old Zhou Ke took a sip of wine and looked at the sky again, and said:
"That's about right. Rhine has decided to completely resolve her family's 'original conflict' in the next operation. She doesn't intend to involve little Aqiaoli, so the foolish Afu will indeed have to live with little Aqiaoli from now on.

Regardless of whether she is little Acholi's bedmate or not, she will definitely become that guy's 'family'.

This can be considered as the safety guarantee that Evil Eagle left for his brother who was destined to do great things.

Don’t tell Afu about this!
Otherwise, with her stubborn and stubborn character, she would definitely find a way to follow Rhine to her death. The problem is, Rhine feels that he owes Afu too much.

"But wasn't she recorded by you?"

Qiao Ya frowned and said:
"Even if she really does encounter danger, she can continue to exist as a Shadow Warrior. And didn't you say that with the Shadow Warriors' current intelligence, as long as you complete the transformation, they will most likely be able to regain wisdom from the End?"

"So, you mean to let Afu follow me from now on?"

Zhou Ke stared at Qiao Ya with dead fish eyes and said:

"Do you think I'm too idle, so you want to bring a clueless fool with you to make things more difficult for yourself? How about letting Afu be your protector from now on?"

"Uh, never mind. It's better for me to take it easy. I'll leave this superb, silly beauty like Afu to little Acholi for his enjoyment."

Qiao Ya shook her head vigorously, then said to the two of them:
"I went next door to hang out with Chu'er and discuss the permutations and reordering of those formulas with her. But I'm warning you, don't do anything outrageous at tonight's bachelor party. My aunt told me to keep an eye on you before she left. Be careful, she might come back with some bikers and catch you in bed."

"What are you talking about, silly kid?"

Moni laughed twice, but then sighed under Qiao Ya's cold gaze, took out his communicator and canceled the "energy-saving program" he had originally booked.

Only then did Qiao Ya leave humming a song in satisfaction.

"I told you long ago that when you decided to take Amanda as your other half, you would no longer have the chance to enjoy all the pleasures reserved for playboys in the world."

Zhou Ke looked at Moni's bad expression and said jokingly:
"Besides, no matter what you come up with, Amanda is happy to cooperate with you. She's even more dedicated than you are. Now that it's come to this, just accept your fate. The decision is yours, and the path is yours to choose, idol."

"You don't understand at all, you sarcastic idiot!"

Moni wanted to hit Zhou Ke on the head with a bottle. After scolding him, he sighed and said:

"D-4 is so kind to you that she's even willing to send that bratty Weng Meiyu to you. But Amanda's situation is special, brother. You know her illness requires loving comfort on a spiritual level.

I don't know if I've been giving her too much comfort lately, but she's actually 'satisfied'. Can you believe it?"

"Ok?"

Zhou Ke was startled and asked:

"What does it mean to be satisfied? To be cured of the addiction?"

"Not yet, but there are signs."

Moni sighed and said:
"She's been getting more and more reserved these days. She's not happy to go out and 'play' at night. You don't know, she used to drag me out late at night to have fun, and every road in the suburbs was marked with traces of my battles.

I estimate that if they continue to be so affectionate, she will return to normal before long, but according to the information I have gathered, Amanda was very conservative when she was young.

But this isn't necessarily a bad thing. Who doesn't like a virtuous wife? "

Moni rubbed his waist and said:
"And these strengthened kidneys are a bit too much to bear. Alas, men have to accept their age."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? You're fighting against an Ascended One. You're already incredibly talented to have lasted this long."

Zhou Ke shook his head and said:
"And I advise you not to be so optimistic. Amanda's deep-seated problems stem from the influence and distortion of her spirit by the evil spirits of the spiritual world. She herself said that as long as that damn moon overhead doesn't disappear, her problems will only diminish, not be eradicated. So perhaps she's just reached a point of boredom.

Let her calm down a bit.

Come to think of it, since this exciting little show tonight is over, are you really planning to sit here and drink and brag with a bunch of idiots?
Why didn't Amei come?"

"she"

Moni took a sip of wine and sighed:

"She said that when she came to the City State District, she would always think of Ahong and the other brothers, so she didn't come. But she would definitely show up on the wedding day and be Amanda's bridesmaid. She's doing very well in the Seventh Ring City now. I heard that she even formed her own racing team and held the Badlands Rally to compete with the Seventh Ring City's cars.

Amei is the kind of silly woman who curses the evil land all day long but can't leave the evil land for the rest of her life. Let me tell you a secret. Actually, when we first returned to the city-state area, Amei and I..."

“It’s as if no one knows.”

Zhou Ke curled his lips and said:
"It's normal for people like you to be like this. Back then, you were living on the edge of your seats, so it's normal for you to keep each other warm. But then again, look at A-mei, she's found her own direction in life. Now that you're entering a new stage in your life, you have to say goodbye to the past properly."

"But I defeated the Panis family, and I wiped out Shunguang. The idiot who killed Hiro that night was strangled to death by me at the Second Research Institute."

Moni sighed and said:
"I've almost said goodbye to the past, and I promised you that day that I would be a good person from now on."

"I'll make an exception for you tonight."

Zhou Ke threw the empty bottle away, glanced at the time recorded on the watch on his left wrist, clapped his hands and said to Moni:
"Let's go! Change your clothes and grab your weapons. I'll take you to a 'good place' where you can say goodbye to your past once and for all!"

"Where?"

Moni immediately became excited, licking his lips, ran back to the bedroom, opened the closet, and dug out his weapon box from among Amanda's clothes. He turned around and looked at Zhou Ke, who shrugged and said:

"You're asking where we're going? Let me ask you, where did I, this idiot like you, Amei, and Ahong meet?"

"Fort End."

Moni blinked and said:
"Fuck! You can't..."

"That's right, tonight is the day when 'Little Tiger' leads his men to reclaim the 'Tiger King's Legacy'."

Zhou Ke laughed and said:
“Although some of the Biao Guards had already fled in advance after receiving the news, there were still some idiots in the End Castle who were unwilling to give up and tried to stubbornly resist the legitimate successor of the Tiger State.

Bert's combat maids will be leaving for work soon, and there are still a few empty seats on their combat spacecraft. You, me, and Qiao Shan, along with Amei and the brothers who survived, will come and have a good 'bachelor' night for you.

How can a man like us who came from a harsh land just drink and not shed blood in such a big event?
Are you right? "

"That's awesome! A slutty maid with a gun, tens of thousands of crazy bio-warriors, former brothers and sisters, and some idiotic buddies who risked their lives together, all going to the place where they once fought to avenge their past humiliation! Damn, this is way more exciting than watching a woman striptease."

Moni kicked open the weapon box, took out his sealed guns from it, dressed himself up like "Badland Rambo", and carefully took the photos of Ahong and several other brothers who died for him from the bedside and put them in his pocket.

Finally, he rushed into the hall on the first floor which was being decorated and fired several shots into the sky.

After he explained the sudden change of plans for tonight's "Bachelor Night", the idiots who were already drinking in the living room immediately howled.

These "battle brothers" who have gradually adapted to sitting in the office are all filled with enthusiasm.

They opened their neat and expensive clothes, revealing the tattoos they had hidden to pretend to be upper-class people, and took over the familiar tools from the boss. They didn't even need to borrow the mobile aircraft from the Crystal Palace. Someone ran out and drove over the official vehicles that were expensive enough to represent their status.

So a few minutes later, a group of lunatics who had "retired from the underworld" sang songs from the Bad Land, toasted each other in a messy official vehicle, divided the weapons boxes that were brought up like cakes, and tied explosives all over their bodies, just like the predicament they were in when they fled from the End Castle in a panic.

But this time, they are going back to the battlefield in the name of farewell and erasing their past regrets forever.

This aircraft, filled with thugs, was piloted by D-4 and rushed into the eerie night sky shrouded in purple moonlight over the most expensive area in the city-state.

Well, the bloody disaster tonight is their lost youth.

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"Wait! What do you mean another batch of reinforcements has arrived?"

The makeshift convoy outside Fort Eternal was preparing for battle. The Crystal Palace's combat maids had already erected the heavy weapons launchers, and a swarm of military drones for attacking the enemy had also taken off. Amidst the clamor, Franny, who was strapping explosives to herself, exclaimed:
"Moni? Is he the formidable fellow who escaped from Castle End and overthrew the Panis family? Some people in the Badlands also call him the legendary mercenary. Are he and his brothers willing to come and 'join in the cause'?
I don’t remember hiring them!”

"Uh, big sister."

The Tiger State Spirit girl with a nose ring said in a strange tone:
"They said they're willing to pay to join the war, and they asked how much money you need to give them 'war permission'. Just name it. They're not short of money now, they just want to complete the 'Final Festival' they missed tonight."

"Damn, a bunch of lunatics."

Franny closed her eyes and cursed impatiently:
"Come and die if you want! I was just worried about not having enough cannon fodder. Tonight is fucking hell, and it's the 'Final Festival'. The Tiger King is dead, and all that is history. But, haha, a ghost that crawled out of hell actually wants to return to the arena of hell?
Huh, interesting.

Just as my father said, there are always jaw-dropping and strange things happening in this evil land. It really makes people look forward to it."

(End of this chapter)