From Pirates to the Strongest Death God in Soul Society

Chapter 443: Ben: I was hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard

Chapter 443: Ben: I was hurt by alcohol and sex, and I am so haggard.
It was not until noon the next day that Ben got up from bed with a headache.

Covering his head, he felt like he had a hangover.

Every drinking party like this would end with him having a drinking contest with Kyoraku Shunsui and Kuriyashiki Kenpachi, and then he would pass out from drinking and be sent back to the team barracks.

After sitting on the bed for a while, Bane gradually came to consciousness.

He got up and went to the bathroom to tidy himself up. Looking in the mirror, he saw that his face was sallow and his eyes were bloodshot, obviously he was still hungover. He was stunned for a moment.

After a moment, Ben said angrily, "I have been hurt by alcohol and sex and have become so haggard. From today on, I will stop drinking!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his spiritual power flickered and cleansed his spiritual body. The smell of alcohol on his body dissipated instantly, and his face returned to its heroic appearance.

When it comes to drinking, for people like Bane, Shunsui Kyoraku, Kenpachi Kuriyashiki and others, it's just a matter of whether they want to get drunk or not, not whether they will actually get drunk.

If they didn't want to get drunk, with their spiritual pressure, they wouldn't get drunk even if they drank all the wine in Seireitei.

But how can you not have fun drinking with friends?
Therefore, when they drank together, they never used spiritual pressure to eliminate the alcohol and drunkenness in their bodies.

"Well, it looks much better this way. It's better not to quit drinking." Ben immediately took back his words about 'quitting drinking'.

After tidying himself up, he walked out of the room in a cool manner.

After passing through the corridor, they arrived at the courtyard. At this time, Mako Hirako and others were already eating breakfast at the dining table in the courtyard.

The 9th Squad’s barracks are very large. After all, it has to accommodate the daily life of 500 soldiers and more than 200 servants. Naturally, it has all the necessary facilities, from a canteen to a laundry department.

Why do so many souls want to become official members of the Gotei 13?

This is because once you become a member of the Gotei 13, you will live a life of 'superiority'. You only need to complete your tasks on time, and the rest of your life problems will be solved by the Gotei 13. You don't even have to wash your clothes yourself, as they will arrange chores for you.

Food, accommodation and salary are provided.

As long as you work hard for two years, you can basically reach the well-off level in Soul Society.

Once you have saved enough money, you can go out and get married, have children, start a family, and become a part of the Soul Society.

At the same time, members of the Gotei 13 are also very popular in the marriage market, with the exception of the 11th Division, as the death rate of the 11th Division is still too high. The most popular is the 6th Division. Commoners basically cannot find people from the 6th Division. Many lower-level nobles like to marry members of the 6th Division and recruit those talented people to marry into their families. They can also use this as a channel to get some relationship with the Kuchiki family, the head of the nobles.

People from the 9th Division are also very popular because the 9th Division is safe. When there is no major incident that requires the joint efforts of the Gotei 13, the 9th Division just guards a prison, and it is a shift system. The work is easy and safe, and they are on duty in the Soul Society. Isn't this the kind of person you should look for when looking for a partner?
In the Ninth Division, all members above the rank of chief officer have to report to Bane every day. Therefore, ever since Bane reorganized the Ninth Division, people like Hirako and Makoto often come to the captain's courtyard to eat and drink, follow the captain's arrangements, and then disband after the work is done, each to perform their own daily tasks.

As soon as she saw Bane show up, Hirako Mako immediately complained: "Are you so reluctant to let Hiyori leave? You got yourself drunk for such a small matter."

Sarugaki Hiyori said while drinking porridge: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, Ling Zun must be just looking for an excuse. He would be drunk even if I had nothing to do with him."

Liu Che Quanxi was very discerning and helped Ben to serve a bowl of porridge and said, "After a hangover, drink porridge early to nourish your stomach."

"Thank you very much." Ben sat down at the table and took the bowl of porridge.

He didn't care at all about the teasing from Mako Hirako and others. The atmosphere in the 9th Division was indeed very relaxed, and ordinary soldiers dared to make a few jokes when they met Bane.

Not to mention the officers who work with Ben day and night.

"Who sent me back yesterday?" Bane asked after taking a sip of hot porridge.

"As usual, Captain Unohana held your head, Captain Shudra held your legs, and it was Quanxi who went to the street to bring you back. Otherwise, you might have been pulled into two pieces by those two, and each of them would have taken half home." Hirako Mako said numbly.

The captain's scandalous relationship with Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra is a hot topic known throughout the Soul Society.

Just like the endless debate between Bane and Yamamoto Genryusai about who is the strongest god of death, Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra also have their own supporters, who are divided into two factions to support them.

Of course, there is another faction, which is the majority of young male reapers, who secretly support everyone in launching a general attack on Bane, to quickly kill this scumbag and liberate the gentle and beautiful Captain Unohana and the noble and elegant Captain Shudra.

The reason why they said it in secret was that they certainly didn't dare to say it openly, for fear of being caught by Bane and thrown into a huge underground prison.

At the same time, a group of senior Shinigami such as Kyoraku Shunsui had no intention of "overthrowing Ben". On the contrary, in the Soul Society, whether it was the Gotei 13 or people at other levels, anyone over the age of 160 supported Ben very much.

Because they are the ones who know the truth!
What about the captain of the 4th Division, Unohana Retsu, who is gentle and generous, and the most trustworthy and reliable person in Soul Society?
Are you kidding me?

One hundred and sixty years ago, if she disliked you, you would have died in a stinking ditch the next day!

The kind with the body separated!
He is the greatest villain ever to appear in Soul Society!

And Shutra Senjumaru is a recognized psychopath and the only one who can compete with Unohana Rei. Can you treat her as a normal person?
Maybe you can treat her as a normal person, but she doesn't treat you as a human being at all.

It's just that Sister Hua is now very averse to people mentioning her past, so almost no one in Soul Society dares to talk behind her back. As early as one hundred and fifty years ago, there was a group of such people who were later inexplicably invited into the Fourth Division and almost became the Fourth Division's "cadaver teachers". After they came out, they never dared to gossip again.

That is why Sister Hua’s image and reputation have changed so quickly over the past 100 years.

From the perspective of people who are over 160 years old, how could the Spirit Master of the 9th Squad be a scumbag who deceived Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra?
He is clearly everyone's savior! He has tied up the reins of these two evils, so please don't let anything happen!
So whenever they heard someone discussing these things, they would step forward and interrupt, saying, "They are a perfect match, a talented man and a beautiful woman. How can you monsters have the right to make irresponsible remarks here!?"

"Captain, everyone has been waiting for more than a hundred years. When are you going to marry Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra?" Seeing that Bane didn't say anything, Hirako Mako stepped forward and asked.

"That's right!" Saruaki Hiyori couldn't help but ask, "Is it fun to be entangled for so many years?"

"What do you little brats know? Captain, I am a staunch non-marriageist!" Bane said without hesitation.

"Wow, what a scumbag's statement!" Hirako Mako pouted.

The honest man Rokuguruma Kensei said in a muffled voice, "If Ling Zun marries Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra, the Gotei 13 will be in big trouble. There are already many people trying to sow discord between the captain and Ling Zun, but the captain and Ling Zun ignore them. If the three captains really become one, they will seize on this problem and continue to expand it."

Soul Society does not practice monogamy, so when everyone was discussing this topic, they didn't think there was anything wrong with three people getting married.

Not only is it non-monogamous, but it is also very egalitarian.

Tianjingyuan Qianhua, the head of Tianjingyuan family, has big wavy blonde hair, a slim figure, and a beautiful face. She is known as the most beautiful flower among the nobles, but she has thirteen husbands!
She might want to make a little Gotei 13 at home!

That’s right, both men and women can marry multiple times. This kind of thing depends entirely on status and ability.

Of course, there are also many people who are more loyal, such as Sojun of the Kuchiki family, who has only one wife. He is also the only direct descendant of the Kuchiki family who has only one wife.

I guess Byakuya inherited his father's ideas in this regard. He only had one wife. Even after his wife passed away, he never talked about remarrying. He had no intention of leaving roots in the Kuchiki family at all!

I wonder if Xiumu Yinling, an old man who has six wives, would feel heartbroken when he thinks about this?
As a direct descendant of a great noble family, how can he have only one wife?

Oh? Speaking of which, Xiumu Yinling gave birth to a daughter a while ago. This old guy gave birth to a child at home, and said outside that he wanted to take a break because of his age. It's simply outrageous!
"Kensi, it's okay for you to say this here, but don't say it outside this door. Captain Unohana and Captain Shudra have already gotten used to Lingzun's scumbag remarks just now, but if they hear what you said, I will have no choice but to burn incense for you next year." Sarukaki Hisori said earnestly.

"You have nothing to do, right? Are you gossiping about me here?" Bane interrupted the gossip of these guys and asked, "Boxer, have you been slacking off in the boxing skills I've taught you recently?"

"No!" Liu Che Quanxi said immediately.

In the original story, Kensi Rokuguruma managed to turn himself into a unit of measurement.

But in these nearly 160 years of contact, Bane still admires and likes this guy, Kensi Muguruma, very much.

He is honest and straightforward, willing to work hard, and has good talent. After all, he is a person who can become a captain. It is impossible to say that he is bad.

Over the years, Bane has been training this kid in white fighting, and it must be said that he is very obedient in this regard and is willing to work hard. He should not become a unit of measurement in the future.

"Maki, haven't you mastered Bankai yet? Let me tell you, in a few days, Captain Kuchiki, Captain Shifengin, and Captain Tenseiin will all be on leave, leaving three captain positions vacant." Bane looked at Hirako and Mako.

Hirako Mako immediately retorted: "That's the resting team of the heads of the three noble families. How can the vacant position have anything to do with me?"

"After this, the Tenseiin family will no longer interfere with the power of the Gotei 13, so at least the captain of the 7th division has a chance." Ban said this, smacking his lips and said, "It's a pity that some people are not up to standard. After more than a hundred years, as the current chief, they don't even have Bankai. Look at Hibiki, who graduated only one year earlier than you, but already had Bankai decades ago. Don't you feel ashamed?"

Hirako Mako also said helplessly: "I also want to use Bankai, but I can't do it. It's already difficult for me to use the reverse Shikai, and I can't even grasp the signs of Bankai until now."

"If the opportunity is not enough, you can make up for it with spiritual pressure. There is no problem that spiritual pressure cannot solve. The reason why you can't perform Bankai is probably because you feel that your spiritual pressure is not enough to support it. Practice well and don't always work hard for three days and rest for two days. If you put in half the effort as much as Quan Xi does, I will be relieved." Bane advised.

After teaching the unruly Hirako Mako a lesson, Ben looked at Sarukazu Hiyori and said, "Mr. Genshiro should have told you this, right? Captain Kiryu even prepared some delicious food and brought some good wine to bribe me yesterday."

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Saruaki Hisori, who had just been watching the fun and not minding the trouble, suddenly had a complicated expression.

Before she could speak, Ben said with a smile: "Don't make it sound like a life-and-death separation. The 12th Division is only two districts away from us. If we use instant step, we will be there in two minutes."

At this point, Ben seemed to have thought of something and slapped his thigh and said, "When the time comes, you can bring us breakfast from Captain Kiryu every day. I'm tired of eating the breakfast made by Quanxi in the past hundred years!"

Originally, she was feeling complicated and sad. After all, the 9th Division was the first division that Saruaki Hiyori joined after graduation. Especially when the 9th Division was weak, she could be said to have grown up with the 9th Division herself.

I'm kind of reluctant to leave.

But after being pestered by Bane like this, I suddenly felt that I wasn't feeling so bad anymore.

"The more you think about it, the more it makes sense, don't you think, Mako? Quanxi?" Bane looked at the two of them and asked.

"Ling Zun, are you tired of the breakfast I made?" Liu Che Quanxi asked with a lonely look on his face.

"Don't talk about him. At least there are Captain Shudra and Captain Unohana who come to bring us food occasionally to change the taste. I have been eating it seriously for more than a hundred years. I am really tired of it!" Hirako Mako said bluntly.

Then, he patted Saruaki Hiyori on the shoulder and said, "From now on, you will be appointed as the food delivery ambassador for our 9th Division. Hiyori, even if it's just for our breakfast, you must go meet up with your mother Kiryu!"

Ben quickly cut the Gordian knot and drank the bowl of porridge in his hand. Then he said, "It's settled. Don't hesitate here, little girl. You know how to open the door of our 9th Division. Just come anytime. Tomorrow morning, I will transfer your personnel information to the 12th Division. You will leave my team and become the deputy captain. It will be a great honor for me."

Seeing everyone's carefree appearance, Saruaki Hiyori finally smiled and said, "Yes, Master Lingzun!"

(End of this chapter)

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