My Swap Life Game

Chapter 111 Lu Xing laughed so hard that his body shook (correct)
"Isn't this Anne in the twill skirt?"

When Lu Xing returned to Earth, the first words he heard were spoken to him by a rich and beautiful woman with a big smile, which left him speechless for a moment.

Annie backstabbed me again!
"I am spreading Earth culture!"

Lu Xing forced himself to explain, and it was indeed the case. Perhaps it was because he had worn Hanfu for three days, the system gave him 8,000 experience points, which was doubled.

Xiao Yu covered her mouth and smiled at him, "Anyway, I can't imagine you wearing a quju skirt. You're not shy at all."

"It's like wearing big shorts when you go running."

When Lu Xing said this, Xiao Yu choked up and covered his forehead with his white hands: "Okay, okay, I won't laugh at you anymore, and you don't laugh at me either, let's call it even!"

Lu Xing smiled, looked around, and asked, "Why is Annie at your house again?"

"I originally wanted to have dinner with her, but I didn't expect you to come back just in time."

Xiao Yu glanced at him.

"Treat me a meal?" Lu Xing guessed what she meant and took the initiative to ask.

"Are you sorry?"

"Why should I be embarrassed? Don't forget, I will go on a blind date for you next time!"

"A mere blind date, isn't it a piece of cake for you who wears Hanfu and various noble lady dresses and has experienced big occasions?"

"Thank you for your compliment, Miss Xiao Yu."

"Ew! Disgusting."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Lu Xing smiled. He felt that he had reached the point where he could do whatever he wanted, detached from the outside world and going straight to his heart - no matter what it was, he could just do whatever he wanted.

After chatting for a while, Xiao Yu chose a restaurant and went out with Lu Xing.

After arriving at the restaurant, Lu Xing discovered that this was a high-end restaurant located on the 40th floor, as could be seen from its decoration and the young and beautiful waiters.

Beautiful women are resources everywhere. If you can hire a group of beautiful women to serve you, the quality must be good.

Assistant Zhang explained at the right time: "This is a Michelin four-star restaurant."

Lu Xing nodded and praised: "It seems quite advanced. I am already looking forward to it."

Xiao Yu glanced at him. This guy seemed to have improved his speaking skills? Was it because he became a noble lady?
Led by a young and beautiful waitress, the two entered the restaurant. The assistant, bodyguard and driver had a special work meal, while Lu Xing and Xiao Yu entered a private room.

A chef and two waiters were already waiting.

Lu Xing and Xiao Yu sat down, and the pretty waitress began to serve appetizer fruit, which was seven or eight green grapes that could be eaten with a fork.

"Try it."

After Xiao Yu ate one, he said to him.

Lu Xing took a quick bite and waited for the meal to be served.

Soon, a young handsome man came in with a food cart filled with the ingredients for the meal, and a man in a suit introduced them:

“This is Beef Wellington… This is Mediterranean red shrimp, black truffles, and rare Conti cheese.”

Lu Xing was an eye-opener.

If this meal cost less than ten thousand, he would feel it was a shame to have such a ceremonial pre-meal session!
"What did you eat in the magical world?" Xiao Yu asked him with a smile.

"Didn't Annie tell you? It's nothing more than some grilled meat, cheese, some fish from the river, and some wizard specialties that I can't name. The taste is a little different from that on Earth."

After chatting for a while, Xiao Yu asked curiously when he heard him say that he had seen the Goddess of Holy Light: "What does a god look like? If I remember correctly, this goddess is the god that Annie believes in, right?"

"Yes, I'm not afraid to say it here, that goddess is actually very unscrupulous in what she does!"

"What? Threatened you?"

"No, she said she would send me an angel as a lover!"

"!!!"

Xiao Yu put down her chopsticks and glanced at him, "Are you moved?"

"How can it be!"

Lu Xing explained: "The angel was imprisoned after being defeated by her. Although I don't know her life story, she looks quite pitiful. Besides, even if she wasn't imprisoned, I can't just find someone to vent my desires on."

Xiao Yu stared at him, and Lu Xing added with gritted teeth: "These are the original words of the goddess. She said, let me face the desires of mortals."

Xiao Yu lowered his head and looked at the delicious food on the plate. For a moment, he was not in the mood to eat.

Lu Xing encountered so many things in the other world, and even a god sent him an angel as a concubine.

So who is she?
"Where's Annie?"

Xiao Yu suddenly asked him again, "Aren't you engaged to her?"

"Not really. I only talked to her mother, not her father. Besides, I can't see her at the moment."

"You said a lot, just to say that you like her?"

Xiao Yu asked, and then said: "Remember the words of the goddess, face the desires of mortals! Answer honestly."

"……Yes!"

Lu Xing answered honestly, "Annie is lively and cute, it's hard not to like her, but right now... there are too many uncertainties."

Xiao Yu hummed, understanding his feelings.

"Let's not talk about this anymore." Lu Xing smiled and asked her, "I'm going on a blind date for you tomorrow. Will you come with me? You don't really want to go on a blind date, do you?"

"Are you worried about my blind date being successful?"

Xiao Yu said this casually, but after she said it, she felt something was wrong and her face turned slightly red.

"How should I put it..." Lu Xing looked at her for a few seconds and said with a smile: "You are not young anymore, it's time for you to find a boyfriend... Don't!"

"What are you talking about, who is old?!"

Xiao Yu raised his foot as if to kick him, but Lu Xing quickly dodged with a smile.

After all this commotion, Xiao Yu was in the mood to eat again.

……

At nine o'clock in the evening, the two returned to the duplex after dinner.

Xiao Yu's mother made an appointment with the blind date to meet at 11:30 in the morning and have dinner at a predetermined restaurant at 12 o'clock. She and the other party would make other arrangements later.

So Lu Xing didn't go back to school and stayed with Xiao Yu tonight.

"Phew, I'm so tired after taking a walk!"

Lu Xing collapsed on the sofa in her luxurious living room, kicked off his slippers, and started watching short videos on his phone.

"You're not wearing high heels." Xiao Yu sat opposite him. She really didn't know why a grown man was so tired just walking by the river for an hour.

She knew that Lu Xing's body could easily run a few laps around the playground.

"That's why I told you not to cross it." Lu Xing looked at his phone and said, "It's mainly because I've been crossing over and over again recently and haven't had a good rest!"

"Then you can take a shower and go to bed early."

"No hurry, just look at your phone for a while, can I play games on TV?"

"It's up to you. Go ahead and have your fun. I'm going upstairs." Xiao Yu didn't stay with him. She went upstairs and sat down to read a book.

After reading for a while, I felt restless and couldn't continue reading.

She was still thinking about what Lu Xing said during the meal.

He likes Anne.

It seems that he doesn't want her blind date to be successful.

He even took her for a walk...

"Ugh."

Xiao Yu sighed softly, stood up and walked to the railing, looking down from the second floor. In the spacious living room on the first floor, only that guy was there. He turned on the TV and played a game on the TV using his mobile phone, which seemed to be called Glory or something.

He is really laid back!

“Is this game that fun?”

A voice came from upstairs. Lu Xing looked up and saw Xiao Yu lying on the railing. Through the glass, he could see the beautiful curves of a mature woman when she bent down.

He will use her body to go on a blind date on her behalf tomorrow.

It feels awkward no matter how I think about it!

Shaking his head and putting aside distracting thoughts, Lu Xing asked her: "Do you want to play?"

"I won't!"

"How can you do it without learning? Come down, I'll teach you."

"Okay, wait for me to get my phone. I remember this game is called King of Glory?"

“Yes, you download it first.”

After a while, Lu Xing and Xiao Yu sat side by side. Xiao Yu followed Lu Xing's example and sat cross-legged on the sofa. In front of her was her 120-inch TV and an expensive set of speakers, which Lu Xing was using to play game sounds.

"Why did he hit me so hard?"

"There's a shooter on the other side!"

"I met a master, I can't beat him."

"What do you mean by high? You are just a robot now and you haven't completed the mission yet!"

"..."

Half an hour later, Xiao Yu finally joined Lu Xing's team and began tonight's journey of being abused.

Her record was between 0-17, 1-23, and 3-14. Lu Xing was just the opposite of her. People who didn't know would think that the two were playing against each other.

……

the next day.

Xiao Yu opened her eyes, recalling last night's dream. In the dream, she was being abused until Lu Xing rushed out and she had the chance to fight back.

How miserable!

I will never play games with him next time!

"Ok?"

She touched her chest and found that she had indeed turned into Lu Xing.

How about trying to play another game with him tonight? Maybe after changing her body, her skills will improve!
Since he was still at home and just in a different room, Xiao Yu was in a daze for a few minutes and did not feel any discomfort after the body swap.

Thinking about going out with Lu Xing today, she closed her eyes and took a nap.

Waking up at eight o'clock, putting on his clothes, Xiao Yu came to his room and knocked on the door.

There was no response, so she knocked again, and finally she pushed the door open and walked in - she didn't lock the door last night.

"You haven't gotten up yet?!"

Xiao Yu walked into her room and saw that "herself" was sleeping soundly. A sense of absurdity arose spontaneously: Who in the world has the opportunity to see himself from a third-person perspective?
"Xiao Yu" on the bed slowly opened his eyes, and shuddered with fear when he saw her.

"what happened?"

"You asked me what happened, but I was almost scared to death when I saw me standing by my bed so early in the morning!"

Lu Xing woke up completely and sat up, feeling an extra weight on his chest. Xiao Yu's two big burdens were all thrown to him to carry!

"Sorry." Xiao Yu suppressed her laughter. "I saw you were still asleep at eight o'clock. What did you do last night?"

"First of all, I'm not venting!"

"What are you talking about!"

Xiao Yu's face turned visibly red. This guy really said anything!

Lu Xing said innocently: "That's not what you meant?"

Xiao Yu glared at him and said nothing.

Lu Xing smiled and said, "Okay, it's my fault. I thought wrongly. I had a cup of tea and browsed my phone last night."

Xiao Yu bit her lip, as if she had something to say. Lu Xing looked at her, and the more he looked at her, the more he felt something was wrong. When had he ever done something like biting his lip like a little girl? A rich and beautiful girl like Xiao Yu would look very pretty and cute when biting her lip, but when he did it, it looked very effeminate!
"This is all your fault."

Xiao Yu finally said it, and stroked the non-existent "long hair", and said with a rosy face: "You are so early in the morning... It made me unable to get up, otherwise I would have gotten up earlier." Glancing at him: "Boys' desires are much greater than girls'!"

Just as Lu Xing was about to speak, Xiao Yu hurriedly said, "Get up quickly, I'll pick out an outfit for you today!"

"It's still early!"

Lu Xing lay back down and took out his phone again: "We'll meet at eleven o'clock. Let's have breakfast before going out."

Xiao Yu was still urging him, so he said, "Have you ever seen a college student get up before nine o'clock on the weekend?"

"Are you calling me old again?!"

"I dare not, Auntie, you think too much."

"Don't call me auntie!!"

The word "Auntie" touched Xiao Yu's sore spot, and she threw herself on the bed in shame and anger. Poor Lu Xing now had her body at her disposal and she couldn't resist at all. Xiao Yu pressed her on the bed and tickled her, and she specifically picked the most itchy part of her body to tickle.

Lu Xing laughed so hard that he shook with laughter.

The literal meaning was shaking, because during the fight, the nightgown was accidentally torn off by Xiao Yu, leaving both of them stunned.

"I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!" Xiao Yu covered his blushing face and used his body, which increased his strength.

"It seems like I have been defiled by you?" Lu Xing said with a smile.

"You get a bargain but still act nice!"

Xiao Yu blushed and said coquettishly, "Close your eyes and I'll put on your nightgown for you!"

Lu Xing smiled and said, "Aren't we going to change clothes later?"

"Don't worry about it, shut it up!"

Xiao Yu was going crazy when his own body flashed before his eyes, but they were on Lu Xing's body, so he had already seen them all...

(End of this chapter)