Not a god

Chapter 66: Anqiao Technique

When the crazy woman saw Chen Xi, she became even crazier:

"Why, why can you get her love, why why why?!"

That crazy look makes people uncomfortable.

Chen Xi raised his eyebrows, looked at Niutou Abang, and asked, "Who is she?"

Niutou Abang spoke in a muffled voice, explaining:
"Boss, this is the faith of the Great Love Mother Goddess. Xiao Sangming and Xiao Sangming are a bunch of lunatics who claim to be the children of the Mother Goddess. Their doctrine is to revive the Mother Goddess."

After a little thought, Chen Xi figured out the connection. He realized that he had just been watched by the Goddess in his dream, which led to the pursuit of this Goddess believer.

"Why, why, why, obviously, obviously, obviously I am the one who deserves to be loved the most!"

The crazy woman's eyes almost popped out of her head as she stared at Chen Xi and howled angrily:

"I am!"

"Are you kidding me? You're screaming in the middle of the night? Are you going to let me sleep?"

A family downstairs opened the curtains, looked outside, and then pulled them back together.

Chen Xi asked again: "What are the living corpses?"

Jiang Wanwan replied: "When humans fall asleep, they turn into living corpses."

"Humanity falls asleep?"

Jiang Wanwan explained: "Over the long years, once the dreamland is close to the real world, a bridge between the two worlds will be built, the evil corpses will enter the real world, and humans will also be able to enter the dreamland. This period used to be called the opening of the ghost gate, but now we call it the revival of spiritual energy. It's just a different way of saying it.

However, the dreamland will be close to the real world and also far away from the real world. As time goes by, the dreamland will slowly move away. This period is also called the Jedi Tiantong.

However, in the process of leaving the dreamland, some evil bodies that have not returned to the dreamland will be left behind in the world. These remaining evil bodies have become various well-known monsters and demons in folk tales.

The evil corpses will linger among the people, and humans may also be stranded in dreams. Those humans stranded in dreams will turn into living corpses.

Living corpses are a kind of evil human corpses. There are also many living corpses in dreams now. You will definitely meet them in the future. They were human beings before, but as to whether they are human beings now, it depends on whether they recognize them.

Shengkui has nothing to do with Xiaosangming. This should be Xiaosangming who was left in his dreamland during the last Jedi Tiantong, and finally degenerated into Shengkui. "

Jiang Wanwan said, and pointed at the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Monster outside the window with her chin:

"Look, they are actually both still alive. I fished them out of my dream not long ago."

Chen Xi had seen the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons several times and knew that they were believers, and they were Wanwan's believers.

It is not accurate to say that they are the believers and practitioners of the Heaven of Life and Death. To be precise, they are the believers and practitioners of the Heaven of Life and Death, and they believe in the destiny of the Heaven of Life and Death.

The previous Heaven of Life and Death is no longer with us. The current Heaven of Life and Death is Jiang Wanwan. Heaven is different from kings and dukes. While there can be multiple kings on a single path of destiny, there can only be one Heaven. Therefore, they naturally follow Jiang Wanwan.

The Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Kings are both ordered by the king, namely the Ox-Head King and the Horse-Faced King.

Jiang Wanwan waved at Niutou Abang and said, "Handle it according to the old rules."

"I obey the Emperor's order."

As the two giants spoke, they slowly disappeared into the night.

Chen Xi then realized that he had accidentally caused trouble and was rescued by the e-sports queen.

He told Jiang Wanwan what had just happened in his dream and how he had obtained the Yan Emperor's mind cultivation seed.

"Another one! You're the kind of person who doesn't spare any one, from a one-year-old child to a thousand-year-old woman!"

Chen Xi caught the message between her words: "Wait, a thousand-year-old old woman?"

"You don't know?" She was stunned.

"what do you know?"

Jiang Wanwan looked at him in confusion: "Chen Yan, aren't you very familiar with her? Didn't she tell you that she, like Jiang Ziya, is not from our time?"

Chen Xi had a blank expression on his face. Chen Yan and Su Qingyue were the same incomprehensible duo who were in cahoots with each other.

She told Chen Xi that she was a single mother who lost her son in middle age. Sure enough, I shouldn't have believed her in the beginning.

"She is from the Shang and Zhou dynasties like Mr. Jiang?"

"No, it's even older than the old man's time. Brother, you may not have noticed it before, but Jiang Ziya always behaves like a junior in front of her. This proves that she was active in this land during the Conferred God War three thousand years ago. God knows how long she has lived, so long that Su Qingyue and Yu Zhiwei can't even tell where she is."

Chen Xi understood, but at the same time he had a headache. It turned out that this person was the ancestor of mankind, and he found ways to steal his wine every day.

"Okay, regarding Yiyi Xinxiu's seed, you are not allowed to use it until she is sober."

"I obey the Emperor's order."

"Don't laugh at me!"

It was getting late, so Chen Xi lay back on the bed and prepared to go to sleep. He said with a smile, "So Wanwan was worried about me and came to check on me."

"certainly not!"

"Isn't it? What is that?"

"I, I... I'm just wandering around, what's the big deal?"

Jiang Wanwan put her hands on her hips, looking very arrogant.

Then she climbed onto his bed and put her foot on his ankle.

Then, probably finding it amusing, she put both feet on his ankles, steadied herself shakily, and spread her hands to maintain balance.

"I, I just wandered here, do you have any opinion?"

"If you fall later, let's sleep together."

"No, if my mom wakes up tomorrow and finds that I'm not in the room, I don't know what she'll say to me."

She spread her hands like roc wings to keep balance, and used Chen Xi's legs as two balance beams, swaying from the ankles to the thighs, just for fun.

Jiang Wanwan was already a grown-up woman in her twenties, but she still behaved like a child. This was all thanks to Chen Xi's careful protection of her since she was little. However, because Chen Xi protected her so well, she never grew up and remained a useless little girl.

"Why don't we just take a walk back tomorrow morning before she wakes up?"

Wanwan’s room was full of dolls, so she had to squeeze in with her brother reluctantly. This was what Jiang Wanwan said last year.

So they actually only started living a carefree life last year, but Chen Xi has already gotten used to this little pillow and feels empty when he can't hug it at night.

"I can't get up."

"You don't have to get up. I'll carry you back."

Jiang Wanwan was a little tempted, but after thinking about it, she decided to give up and shook her head: "Forget it, I'd better go back to sleep."

She just came to take a look and then prepared to go back to bed.

It would be fine if she just said some nonsense to Ms. Jiang, but if Ms. Jiang knew that she sneaked into someone's bed in the middle of the night, she would definitely laugh at her for a long time.

Once Ms. Jiang knows about it, her cousin will definitely know about it too, and by then maybe everyone in her hometown will know about it.

Is the Emperor Wanwan still alive?

She swayed along Chen Xi's legs, and when she walked along her thighs to the intersection, she found that the path leading to the south was uneven and there were bumps on the road surface. How could this be allowed?

As a professional road repair master, Jiang Wanwan saw this situation, lifted his feet and gently stepped on the raised road surface.

Look, it’s flat now!
retreat!

Jiang Wanwan stepped lightly, and the next second, she fled the scene like flying!

"昘——"

A ruthless iron hand grabbed her ankle with lightning speed.

Jiang Wanwan was shocked and thought to herself, my life is over!
She only had time to let out a howl before being pulled into the quilt.

"Wrong, wrong! Brother, I'm really wrong!"

He said he was wrong, but he showed no sign of repentance and was still laughing foolishly when he was caught.

"It's just a joke, it's just a joke. You can't even take a joke. I'm not going to play with you anymore. Let me go back to sleep."

How can someone be so naive and yet so playful? If the adults hadn't come back today, I'd probably have put this bird in 18 different positions tonight.

No, what do you mean by the adults coming back? He and Wanwan have already been adults.

Chen Xi didn't feel deeply about the fact that he was 'already an adult'. He just felt that the little girl who used to cry and run after him was now an adult.

What a shame.

But as the saying goes, you can escape the death penalty, but you can’t escape the living punishment.

He said enthusiastically, "Come and try my improved Anqiao technique."

Jiang Wanwan suddenly became a fish on the shore, struggling frantically: "I'm sleepy, I want to go back to sleep!"

Unfortunately, Chen Xi also knows how to use a bow to catch fish.

"Don't make a fuss. You don't exercise regularly, your blood circulation is poor, your work and rest schedule is disordered, you get back pain all the time, and you get sick easily.

My massage technique is based on the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine and honey massage, and is customized according to your meridians and bone structure. It helps to strengthen your figure, promote blood circulation, and beautify your complexion."

With his current skills, he is definitely a master of massage, and no one else can even invite him.

Moreover, his techniques were developed based on all of Jiang Wanwan's internal and external acupuncture points and physical conditions, ensuring that every part was just right.

You see, with just a light press, the girl suddenly froze, tears streaming down her eyes:

“No no no please yes oh oh oh——”

It was like the first time I got a foot massage, it was so sore that I lost the ability to speak.

"Don't want what?" Chen Xi asked.

"Stop, stop, stop -"

"Don't stop? Okay, I get it."

Jiang Wanwan gritted her teeth and prepared to fight him.

Chen Xi grabbed it and refined it in an instant.

He really didn't want to bully her. Wanwan was quite busy these days.

She is a spiritual practitioner, and her strength recovery is not as fast as Chen Yan and Su Qingyue, so she needs a large number of evil spirits.

And the soul-awakening house in her dreamland is her way to obtain evil spirits.

Chen Xi had no idea how to realize the awakening of destiny, but he felt that Wanwan had accumulated a lot of mental fatigue in the past two days.

ten minutes later
"Is it more comfortable now that you're used to it?"

"Hmm~comfortable~"

At first I was moaning, but after slowly rubbing it, the soreness went away and I felt my fatigue gradually dissipating with the help of those big hands.

Today was a very serious massage, not the kind where you find yourself passed out again the next day. In fact, considering that her brother cared so much about her, she could pretend not to know when he pinched her. But today the adults were back at home, and she was still a little shy.

The girl closed her eyes, lay there like a salted fish, and made comfortable humming sounds like a kitten.

"Brother, are you tired?"

"I'm not tired, what's wrong?"

"Humph, you will definitely say you are not tired. You are always like this. You always give me perfunctory treatment..."

Her voice became softer and softer, and before she knew it, she fell into a sound sleep. Chen Xi was satisfied and carried her back.

(End of this chapter)