Not a god

Chapter 239 The King of Children

June 12nd, sunny

For the past week, Jiang Wanwan hasn't woken up until 11 a.m., and she looks completely exhausted every morning.

So this is my brother's true strength? No, maybe even now it's not all that man has to offer.

Was it still not enough to get my brother to use his full strength in the battle?

Preparing for pregnancy is more tiring than preparing for the college entrance exam.

Half an hour later, Jiang Xiaowan, wearing an apron, came in and found someone leaning against the wall with their legs together, upside down, playing a game on their phone. Startled by her sudden entrance, they dropped their phone on their face, wincing in pain.

"You didn't even knock! You're really something!"

"What are you doing?"

"The internet says this makes it easier to get pregnant."

"...Why go through all that trouble to get pregnant?"

As a Great Luo Heavenly being, even though her physique is the same as that of an ordinary person, Jiang Wanwan can still do things that ordinary people cannot, such as precisely controlling her menstrual cycle. It is because of this that she was able to avoid getting pregnant before, and getting pregnant is also very simple; it only takes one time.

"No way, I want to conceive naturally."

"Come out and eat."

At this hour, her brother would have already gone back to work at the Youth Federation. There was also that Destiny League; the top four teams in Jiangcheng had already been decided, and the finals would be in the next couple of days. He had a lot to do, and the shop wasn't finished being renovated yet. She didn't need to go help out, and she could sleep until noon every day.

She rolled out of bed, slipped on her slippers, and followed them out, pinching her chin as she asked:

"Do you think I might be pregnant now? Should we buy some pregnancy tests...?"

"……No."

"How do you know not?"

Jiang Xiaowan said expressionlessly, "I have ultrasound scans in my eyes. I took a look, and there were no X-rays."

"Pfft! What's an ultrasound beam?!"

Jiang Wanwan was amused by the lame joke she told with a straight face, but then said in a slightly annoyed tone, "I'm serious, I think I'm pregnant. After dinner, come with me to the pharmacy to buy some pregnancy tests, okay?"

Jiang Xiaowan was truly speechless. She asked, "What is our destiny called?"

She suddenly realized: "Oh, I see..."

She realized that she was a deity in charge of life, death, and reincarnation. After sensing it, she found that there was indeed no life growing inside her.

It seems she's not pregnant yet, which makes Jiang Wanwan feel a little disappointed.

Actually, she didn't have a strong desire to have a child, but after deciding to have one, she started thinking about many things. It was a strange feeling. She would think about what it would be like when her belly got bigger, and whether the baby would be well-behaved, smart, and healthy... She shouldn't have to worry about the baby's health.

One moment I'm looking forward to it, the next I'm worried. I'm not even pregnant yet, but I'm already feeling anxious and uncertain.

Jiang Xiaowan glanced at this girl, whose hair was disheveled, her pajamas were loose, and she was barefoot without shoes. She tidied up the long hair that was covering half of her face and said:
"Isn't it said that pregnancy makes you stupid for three years? How come you're already a little stupid even before you're pregnant?"

Jiang Wanwan snorted twice, not caring that she was talking about herself. After all, they weren't really sisters; they were one person. If she called her stupid, she was calling herself stupid. Haha, what a big idiot, actually calling herself stupid!

Why are you wearing an apron?

"Cooking without an apron?"

"You cook?"

Jiang Xiaowan gave a soft hum, a hint of smugness on her face:
"Don't lump me in with you. I'm different from you now. I'm already a mother. Don't you feel ashamed every time you take Yiyi out for takeout? Besides, you're trying to conceive now. After our child is born..." "..." Jiang Wanwan knew in her heart that this person had reached 'that stage' again.

Every now and then, I suddenly cheer up and resolve to shed my "useless" image and try things that make me seem more feminine, like doing housework or learning to cook. But each time, it ends in failure, and after a day or two, I forget the resolution I made a couple of days ago and accept the reality that I can make a mess of everything.

Let's see if today's meal is boiled eggs or rice with soy sauce.

She called out to the living room, "Where is my most loyal servant, Yi Yi?"

"In this mud! I love being in this mud!"

A little girl emerged from the corner, running barefoot towards them, her eyes blinking as she looked at her mother, making a panting sound that sounded like she was laughing as she ran.

Although she didn't know why her mother was calling her, she could tell that her mother's tone meant she wanted to play with her. Even though she didn't know what kind of play, her mother was just very fun.

"Look at what Mom just created! A full burst of Life Souls! Isn't that amazing!"

Although she couldn't understand it, Yiyi tilted her head back, her face full of excitement: "So awesome, Mommy is so awesome!"

"Do you worship or not?"

"Worship you! Yiyi worships you!"

Her tone was exaggerated and affected, but Jiang Wanwan still looked satisfied. She put her phone away, stomped her slippers around making a clattering sound, and casually scratched her butt, asking, "Where shall we go next?"

"Let's go find Sister Lele and play with her!"

"Are you playing in the sand with her again? Playing in the sand isn't fun for you guys."

"Sand is so fun, Lele, Lele has so much fun..."

"It's a tractor."

"Lele has a tractor!"

She followed behind Jiang Wanwan like a little shadow.

"I think we had some at home too. We shouldn't have thrown away our childhood toys; they should have been put in the next room..."

Chen Xi raises children in a free-range or educational way, while Jiang Wanwan can genuinely play with Yiyi.

Because of Yiyi, she can even get along well with the little kids in the neighborhood. From time to time, she would take her expensive figurines or related toys downstairs to show off to the kindergarten kids, enjoying their envious and admiring looks. She has become the king of the kids under 5 years old in the neighborhood.

Jiang Xiaowan took off her apron and said, "We can't go out to play this afternoon. The renovation on the first floor of the shop needs to be finished, so we need to go over and clean it up."

Jiang Wanwan looked dejected, glanced down at Yiyi, and said, "We can't go out to play anymore..."

The little girl won't be disappointed. She has fun wherever she goes. At the store, she can play with the dogs, Snow Princess, and Sister Bean. And a few days ago, a few more cats came to the store. She's so happy.

"Oh right, it seems my older sister is here too."

"Chen Hongying?" Jiang Wanwan asked, puzzled. "What's she doing here? Doesn't she have to go to work?"

"It's summer vacation, come over and play! I think she also wants to go see a game. I saved a few tickets for her, I'll give them to her later."

"Are Chen Dehe and Qinqin coming too?"

"No, it seems only Chen Hongying came. Oh, she said she brought a few friends with her."

"Oh, that's it."

(End of this chapter)