Not a god

Chapter 206 Dark Dragon
When the plane landed, it was already evening. Chen Xi led them back to the shop first.

"Wuhu, you're finally back! Douzi came over and brought you a souvenir!"

The boss and the others are back!
"coming!"

Bai Douzi, who was busy at the front desk, ran like a whirlwind and stood firmly in front of Jiang Wanwan, her emotions running high, her eyes filled with anticipation, "What is it?"

"Let me see, wow, so much delicious food, almonds, mooncakes, osmanthus... and a sword?"

"Oh, this is mine..."

Jiang Wanwan drew her sword and raised it high, exuding a melodramatic yet powerful aura: "This is the sword of Excalibur!!"

"Okay, great!"

Looking at the little boy's adoring eyes, Jiang Wanwan felt a surge of joy at finally being understood, and she couldn't help but stand on tiptoe.

She kept herself from getting carried away, then gave a mysterious smile and said, "Douzi, do you know the origin of this sword?"

"What, what's your background?"

"This Excalibur, the legendary sword, is the holy sword known as the 'Sword of Kings,' which King Arthur of Britain received from the Lady of the Lake. I obtained it after making a great sacrifice when I traveled to the legendary Demon City and was forced to make a pact with the Lord of the Dark Dragon of Hell..."

"The contract with the Dark Dragon Lord..." Douzi looked worried. "Sister Wanwan, are you alright?!"

Jiang Wanwan's face darkened. "The Dark Dragon Lord is incredibly powerful, reviving every night to wreak havoc on the world. However, I am not someone to be trifled with. Since obtaining this divine sword, I have joined forces with your sister Xiaowan to suppress billions of demonic soldiers and seal the Dark Dragon every night..."

"Really, really?"

Douzi listened to Jiang Wanwan's ramblings with longing, her eyes sparkling. "Sister Wanwan is so amazing..."

"Don't believe me? Ask Sister Xiaowan."

Jiang Xiaowan's constitution was even worse than Jiang Wanwan's. After the long journey, she found a place to sit down on the sofa as soon as she returned to the coffee shop, and let out a soft hum of comfort. She wanted to take off her shoes to let her little feet breathe, but then she remembered that this was not a shop in Fengdu, but a shop in the mortal world, so she had to give up.

"Sister Xiaowan, you really..."

She looked at Douzi and saw that she had heard the entire conversation between the two idiots. At that moment, she felt a little speechless at her own chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) phase.

Jiang Xiaowan's already expressionless face darkened further, and she looked at Jiang Wanwan with a serious expression, saying, "Didn't I tell you that this matter involves the invisible boundary line? If anyone other than you and me finds out, the consequences will be unimaginable..."

Bai Douzi's face turned pale.

Jiang Wanwan didn't care at all and waved her hand: "With you and me here, Douzi won't be in any trouble even if he finds out."

Bai Douzi breathed a sigh of relief.

"But Douzi heard the true name of the Dark Dragon Lord, and she is now tainted by the Dragon Lord's karma. The Dragon Lord will not let her go!"

Although she couldn't understand much, Douzi's face turned deathly pale.

She quickly looked at Sister Wanwan, hoping to see her say confidently, "Don't worry, nothing will happen," but instead saw Jiang Wanwan lost in thought.

"Waaaa, Sister Wanwan! You have to save Douzi!"

Jiang Wanwan's face showed struggle, then she sighed and said, "Douzi, why don't you join our punitive expedition? That way, your sister Xiaowan and I can protect you..."

"Join! The beans need to join!"

"Yo-ho! Good beans!"

Jiang Wanwan looked at her with a knowing look, then glanced furtively at the man at the front desk counting the bills and whispered, "But joining the Expeditionary Army requires paying a membership fee..."

There was nothing they could do about it. They went to Shanghai and didn't buy anything, but all of their money mysteriously disappeared. It was really strange... It was only mid-June. If they didn't ask Douzi for help, they would have to eat dirt during the day and eat Dark Dragon food at night for the next two weeks.

Upon hearing about membership fees, Bai Douzi immediately pulled out her phone. She had become quite adept at paying all sorts of fees over the past few months, including "fairy fees," "military expenses for revitalizing the Han Dynasty," and "unsealing fees for Qin Shi Huang."

"Sister Wanwan, is it still five hundred?" "Hmm, yes! That's right." Jiang Wanwan secretly moved behind her to take a peek, and Bai Douzi's bank account almost blinded her:

"Douzi, how come you have so much money?"

"Hehe, I don't have to spend any money on food and lodging at the shop, and I don't have to spend money on beans anywhere else either. Basically, I don't spend much of my monthly salary..."

“You can’t do it this way. If all young people were like you, how would the economy function…”

Although Douzi didn't understand, she still looked worried: "Then, what should we do?"

"..." Even the mighty Emperor of Fengdu has her limits. She can only ask Bai Douzi for a maximum of 500 yuan a month. Any more than that would make her conscience uneasy. Besides, she's not taking it for free. She even secretly helped Bai Douzi awaken his destiny.

The white bean's fate is peculiar; it is destined to suffer. By enduring hardship, it becomes stronger, and with greater strength, it can endure even more hardship. As long as it is willing to endure hardship, there will be endless suffering to endure...

The hardships she endured can be transformed into a turning point, a passive skill that lasts 24 hours. It's not some powerful destiny, but rather a strange one in the encyclopedia of bizarre destinies.

After transferring the money, Bai Douzi asked, somewhat happily:
"Sister Wanwan, what will I be doing after joining the expeditionary force?"

Jiang Wanwan stroked her fair chin and pondered, "Well..." She hadn't finished writing it yet.

"Am I going to slay the Dark Dragon?"

"...That's too early for you."

"When can Douzi join Sister Wanwan in defeating the Dark Dragon?"

"Cough cough!"

Jiang Wanwan placed her hands on her shoulders and said firmly, "You can't come with us to fight the Dark Dragon. You will have to fight the Dark Dragon alone in the future."

"Douzi, is Douzi all alone?"

"Yes, every girl will encounter her own dark dragon to fight."

"Don't boys need to use them?"

"You're being secretive."

"Oh……"

Douzi was a little worried, but Jiang Wanwan told her not to worry. Now that she had joined the expeditionary force, she and her sister Xiaowan would definitely teach her how to deal with the Dark Dragon.

"First and foremost, you need to have a suitable weapon."

Bai Douzi looked at the holy sword in Jiang Wanwan's hand with admiration and a hint of envy, which pleased the somewhat chuunibyou girl.

"Mine even glows... wait, why isn't it glowing anymore?"

Just a second ago, Jiang Wanwan was smug and triumphant. After saying "Eh," she calmly fiddled with the switch, but after fiddling with it for a long time, there was still no reaction.

"Brother, brother, Excalibur is broken, please help me take a look."

Chen Xi took it, glanced at it, and said speechlessly, "It's just out of power. Who told you to take it out to play with it every day?"

"How could that be? I didn't press the light button much."

"These batteries drain very quickly, so you should remove them when you're not using them."

"What a hassle, I might as well sell it to Douzi for two thousand yuan."

White Bean: "..."

(End of this chapter)