Not a god

Chapter 137 Three Jiangs vs. Director Chen
When Chen Xi returned home, it was almost eleven o'clock. Assistant Chen and Yiyi were both asleep at this time.

The three little gingers seemed to be playing games in the room, making a lot of noise. After she split into three, she was able to play by herself.

Chen Xi first went to little Chen Yi's room to check whether Jiang Wanwan had changed the little one's pajamas and diapers, and whether she had kicked off the quilt or anything like that.

The little guy was lying on the bed, sleeping soundly, with the quilt kicked to the foot of the bed.

Her clothes seemed to not fit her well, revealing her slightly round belly.

"Children grow up really fast."

Of course, it may also be related to the rebirth of the god. Little Chen Yi is obviously growing faster than a normal one-year-old child.

No one knows the exact month she was born. She was picked up in mid-December 17. At that time, she looked to be about eleven months old, less than one year old.

It is now April 18, which means more than four months have passed, and little Chen Yi looks like some two-year-old children.

Especially in terms of speaking ability, he is even clearer and more fluent than some two-year-olds, and can express more and more words.

Chen Xi stretched out his fingers, poked her belly, and pinched her arms, hands, feet, and face. When he had satisfied his desire, he bent down and kissed her peach-like face, then covered her with a blanket and left.

But as soon as he left the room, he was blocked by three uninvited guests in the living room.

There were three little gingers, with their hair scattered on their shoulders, all wearing soft nightgowns, with only a part of their white ankles exposed under the nightgowns. One of them was wearing small white socks with lace, and the other two were barefoot.

At this time, one of them was holding a diamond sword pillow from MC, one was holding a pink toy gun model, and one was holding a fufu plush toy, blocking Chen Xi at the door.

"..."

The three men came aggressively with weapons in their hands. Chen Xi's way was blocked and the child was sleeping behind him. It seemed that there would be no peace today.

The little ginger holding the gun said in a tender voice: "You are under arrest, brother, put your hands up!"

Chen Xi judged that this was just Xiao Ao. Although he didn't know what the three of them were doing, he still raised his hands helplessly and said very cooperatively: "I surrender, please don't shoot."

The three men escorted him back to the room with weapons. The computer was still on, and it seemed that they were still playing CSGO.

Jiang Xiaoao said to the little girl holding a diamond sword next to him: "Xiao Nian, go!"

Jiang Xiaonian came closer, sniffing here and there with his little nose, and tried to stand on tiptoe, but couldn't get close.

She whispered, "Neck, neck, I can't smell it, brother, bend down a little~"

When Chen Xi bent down slightly, Jiang Xiaonian sniffed his face and neck, then saluted the two little gingers, "Report! Brother really smells like another woman!"

“Huh?!”

Jiang Xiaoao was incredulous and said with great pain, placing one hand on his chest, "Brother already has us, but he still goes out to find other women? Can't the three of us satisfy you?"

As she spoke, she glanced at Jiang Xiaoan beside her. Jiang Xiaoan seemed to have just reacted and suddenly let out a very artificial "ah", then looked like he was about to cry.

She held up the fufu doll to block the way, leaned her face on Jiang Xiaoao's shoulder, and cried:
"Brother, brother has another woman, no, no us anymore."

Jiang Xiaoao coaxed: "Be good, be good, Xiao An, don't cry~"

"...Where do you get so much drama from?" Chen Xi complained helplessly.

Jiang Xiaoao ignored him and comforted Jiang Xiaoan, then asked, "Brother actually went out to cheat on us, Xiaoan, how should we deal with him?"

"No, that's not right!"

Jiang Xiaoao looked confused: "What's wrong?"

"Maybe, maybe my brother just accidentally got the scent of another bad woman on him."

Jiang Xiaoan suddenly perked up a little, unwilling to believe this ending: "Just because my brother has the scent of another woman on him, it can't be used as evidence to judge that my brother is cheating!"

Jiang Xiaoao scolded her: "It has come to this, Xiao An, are you still stubborn?"

"..."

Because her mother is an actress, Jiang Wanwan has such a quirky personality. She loved playing house when she was a child, and liked cosplay when she grew up. She would become a dramatic figure from time to time, otherwise Chen Xi would not have thought that she was playing a game with him on the first day of her rebirth.

But after becoming three, her acting range seems to have become wider. Chen Xi wants to see what this is going to be today.

He just wanted to pull up a chair and sit down when Jiang Xiaonian suddenly hugged him.

She buried her face in Chen Xi's arms and said in a muffled voice: "You actually want to escape from the crime, let me catch my brother!"

Chen Xi just felt that the three little gingers were so cute. He reached out and pressed his hand on Xiao Nian's head. He rubbed the girl's head like he was petting a cat, while continuing to watch what the two little gingers were going to perform.

Jiang Xiaoan was still unwilling to draw conclusions so easily, "But, but what if my brother is wrongly accused?"

Jiang Xiaoao was also hesitant. "What you said makes sense. It is indeed a bit too arbitrary to just rely on the smell of another woman on my brother. But how can we prove that my brother didn't go out and cheat?"

"It's very simple..."

"Xiao An, have you thought of any solution?"

Jiang Xiaoan's cheeks flushed a little, "Let's check if there is any shortage of food in the warehouse..."

"Yes!!"

"..."

Chen Xi's face darkened when he heard this. Jiang Xiaoao and Jiang Xiao'ao looked like they were really going to come over and check it out. He just wanted to dodge, but another Jiang Xiao'an in front of him hugged him tightly.

"Brother, please accept the examination!"

"Jie Jie Jie!"

But how could Chen Xi surrender so easily?

"Since you know that I'm cheating, I won't hide it from you anymore!"

I saw Jiang Xiaonian's big sword pillow appear in his hand at some point.

Jiang Xiaonian was shocked when he saw this, "My sword, when did it happen? Damn it!"

When playing this kind of house-playing game with Jiang Wanwan, the dramatic girl is always very into the role and strictly abides by the rules of her own game.

"Oh, oh no!"

The other two little Jiangs were also panicked, only to see Chen Xi very neatly pick up the big sword pillow and wipe it on Jiang Xiaozhan's neck.

Jiang Xiaonian uttered a mournful cry, "Aiya!"

Chen Xi stabbed the girl again, and after making sure she was dead, he threw her on the bed, then grabbed the two little gingers in front of him with his sword.

Jiang Xiaoan looked panicked and pushed Jiang Xiaoao: "Xiaoao, hurry up, shoot!"

However, at some point, the gun in Jiang Xiaoao's hand also appeared in Chen Xi's hand.

"Wu, all the weapons have been taken away!"

"Retreat, retreat!"

The girl's light footsteps echoed in the room, and Chen Xi chased after her with a gun in one hand and a knife in the other.

The room is so small, where can the two of them go?
But Chen Xi always had a smile on his face, and he seemed to be playing with them for a while, but he wasn't taking it too seriously.

They jumped onto the bed, then circled around the chair. There were many pillows and stuffed toys in the closet, so they took them out and fought with Chen Xi.

Jiang Xiaonian was resurrected by them at some point and joined the battlefield. The three of them resisted together, and he was able to barely hold back.

Chen Xi grabbed one and pinched its little face, then grabbed another and slapped its little butt twice with the Ansai waist drum.

The three little gingers just kept giving away their heads, and the girls' unyielding will made the battle situation seem very tragic.

"But, damn it, my brother has been bewitched by this evil woman!"

"Quick, let Xiao Ao go!"

"Use, use that trick!"

The room was constantly filled with the silly and silly shouts of a young girl. However, Jiang Wanwan, a homegirl who never exercised, had a weak physique. She was exhausted just by jumping up and down for a while.

In the end, the three beautiful girls, sweating profusely, were too tired to move, and were stacked together on the bed by Chen Xi.

He held a big sword and poked Jiang Xiaoan at the top: "Have you surrendered?"

Jiang Xiaoao was stacked at the bottom, looking unconvinced: "I won't surrender so easily!"

Chen Xi was amused and patted her little butt: "I don't want to play with you, it's almost twelve o'clock, I still have to take a shower."

"We have to wash it again too."

"I'm sweating all over."

"We are so tired. We need our brother to carry us~"

"I haven't taken a shower with my brother in a long time."

Chen Xi looked at the three exhausted kids and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, you guys go wash first, get up quickly."

Jiang Xiaonian was a little confused, "Brother won't come with us?"

"No..."

He and Jiang Wanwan are already married, and some intimate behaviors between couples are normal.

The problem is that Jiang Wanwan's body shape has changed a little now. Having relationships with three little Jiangs like this feels too immoral for him to accept.

If it was just a shower, it wouldn't matter, but Chen Xi is a normal man. If they really took a shower together, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

Seeing the three of them standing there motionless like salted fish, Chen Xi frowned slightly: "Hurry up, you are still sweating, don't wait to catch a cold."

He rejected the three little gingers' request and gave their reasons, but the three started to make trouble again.

"It's just a shower!"

"I'm really tired, I don't want to move..."

“I want to eat McDonald’s…”

"Eh? I suddenly want to eat grilled fish. The grilled fish I went to that restaurant last time was so delicious."

"Isn't this the time to talk about this?"

"Yes."

So they changed the topic again, saying that Chen Xi no longer liked them, and that they were going to go to Aunt Jiang to cry and complain. The most outrageous thing was that they even shouted that they wanted a divorce.

"Divorce is too much, Xiaoao, you should apologize to your brother."

"I, I just want to try to talk."

Jiang Xiaoan said seriously, "But how can you joke about divorce?"

"Yeah, I think it's too much." Jiang Xiaonian also agreed.

"Sorry……"

There's really no need to apologize.

Boys may be threatened or scared by their girlfriends with breaking up simply because they are not confident about their relationship.

On the contrary, it was quite novel to hear the word "divorce" from the girl's mouth. I had a strange feeling of "it turns out we are really married" and have obtained the marriage certificate.

Forget it, we are married anyway.

Fortunately, their bathroom was big enough and the three little gingers were small enough, and when the shower sprayed hot water, white mist filled the entire bathroom. The three little ones, who were chirping just now as if they were going on a spring outing, suddenly fell silent in the slightly cramped environment.

Because of the lack of oxygen and high temperature in the bathroom, the girl's fair skin and cheeks were faintly flushed.

"Apply some shower gel to yourself and rinse off the sweat on your body. Then get out quickly after washing."

Chen Xi held the shower head and adjusted the water temperature. They had been in love for several years and had taken a shower together before, so it was no longer awkward.

The three little ones just stood by the wall, not saying a word, their eyes looking somewhere, all of them fell into silence at this moment.

"Dark Hell Dragon..."

"Pfft!"

"The big earthworm from the demon world..."

“Pfft… stop talking!”

The three little gingers suddenly laughed strangely because of their weird imagination, so Chen Xi rushed towards them with the shower head.

This action immediately caused their dissatisfaction. They shrank back and put their hands in front of them, criticizing him for using water to splash them.

Chen Xi was annoyed: "Stop dilly-dallying. Wash it quickly."

There was a heater on in the bathroom, so there was no need to worry about them catching a cold. He squeezed some shower gel on his hands, grabbed each one, rubbed them and rinsed them, thinking about getting them out quickly after he finished washing them.

But obviously, things never go the way he wants. Halfway through the shower, they have to scrub themselves.

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"..."

Half an hour later, Chen Xi felt refreshed. He went back with two babies between his left hand and a little Jiang who was dizzy from taking a bath in his right hand.

"The bed is too small. You guys can sleep here tonight. I'll sleep in the living room."

The bed in the room was only a double bed, so it was impossible for everyone to sleep there. When Chen Xi was about to leave, Jiang Xiaoan suddenly called him, "Brother..."

"Ok?"

"We'll be back tomorrow."

"What's wrong?"

"Brother, does he like me?"

What is the problem?
Tomorrow they will become one Jiang Wanwan again, and one Jiang Wanwan is them. When Jiang Xiaoan asked this question, he was obviously separating them from Jiang Wanwan.

"From what perspective do you ask this question?"

"I'm asking from Jiang Xiaoan's perspective."

"like."

Jiang Xiaonian, who was standing by, also asked: "What about me, what about me?"

"I like Xiao Zhan and Xiao Ao. I like all three of you."

Jiang Xiaoan couldn't help but ask: "Brother, don't you think my question is strange? After all, we won't disappear, we'll just change our form. In the final analysis, we are still us."

"Each of you is just a part of Jiang Wanwan, but even if it's just a part of her, whether it's Jiang Wanwan's obedience, Wanwan's clinginess, or Wanwan's tsundereness, I like them all."

Jiang Xiaoan pouted, but felt sweet in her heart: "Brother is so good at speaking nice words..."

Chen Xi rolled her eyes at her: "I mean it sincerely, okay."

Jiang Xiaonian came up again and said, "Brother, kiss me..."

Chen Xi pressed the face that came closer to him: "We've kissed a lot just now, okay, you guys go to bed early."

"But I was kissing Dark just now..."

Chen Xi covered her mouth to stop her from saying anything, but they still kissed each other on the face and said good night.

(End of this chapter)