Fooling Huayu for Thirty Years

Chapter 739 Shishi

Chapter 739 Shishi
"me……"

She kept repeating "Shi Shi wo," clearly indicating that Ma Xun had hit the nail on the head.

Since things have come to this, there's no use denying it now.

But if I were to admit it, I'd be too embarrassed.

In short, Shishi is really in a dilemma now, and she really doesn't know what to say.

Fortunately, Ma Xun was driving, and his speed did not decrease.

As Shishi watched Ma Xun drive intently, she felt a little relieved, but on the other hand... this man was still very handsome.

Although he's a bit older, he's still handsome. More importantly, he's mature, steady, and capable—perfect in every way.

Shishi herself didn't realize it, but it seemed that she was the kind of girl who really liked older men, just as she thought.

There's nothing wrong with that, after all, from many perspectives, a mature man has a significant advantage.

Moreover, this reflects Shishi's relatively conservative mindset.

But no matter what, she still hasn't said it out loud.

Ma Xun wasn't in a hurry. It seemed he didn't care whether Shishi said anything or not, so he just kept driving and the car remained quiet.

Until a traffic light.

"Turn right, that's where I live. I don't know where you live yet, so..."

The meaning is already clear even without the words being spoken.

Shishi, you choose for yourself.

As the red light countdown ticked away, Shishi's heartbeat quickened with each passing second.

When the light turns green, then I...

Unexpectedly, before the number had decreased for more than 20 seconds, Ma Xun spoke up.

"Come on, I was just kidding. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. Where do you live? I'll take you home."

Huh? You were just joking?
This really caught Shishi off guard, and without much thought, she simply pointed to her home... Is that alright?

Yes, going straight home like this... Shishi's inner turmoil was palpable.

But at that moment, the red light ended and turned green.

Ma Xun was determined to drive no matter what...

"Over there!" Shishi finally pointed in a random direction.

Ma Xun, unsure if it was true or not, started the car again.

In fact, this countdown traffic light disappeared from Beijing in the future.

It's the mainstream now, but don't underestimate these traffic lights with countdown timers. Many countries on this planet don't have them. Later, when the Little Sweet Potato was checking his accounts, some foreigners said that their countries didn't have them and thought it was very advanced.

In a few years, it seems they'll be converted to so-called "intelligent" systems, which apparently would be beneficial for traffic.

Ma Xun saw these traffic lights and that's when he came up with this idea.

In fact, Ma Xun had already received Shi Shi's answer, but the girl still hadn't made up her mind.

If it were someone else, like Hao Lei, she would definitely have agreed immediately, and the two of them would probably have kissed several times in the car.

Since that's the case, Ma Xun naturally doesn't need to wait until the countdown ends.

That's enough for today, there's no problem.

At this moment, Shishi felt very remorseful. She knew very well that she was just that kind of person—lacking in her own opinions, not talkative, and a bit dull.

But at this moment... sigh.

She sighed inwardly, but Shishi still wanted to talk to Ma Xun.

"Turn left over there."

"Oh."

Shishi started giving directions, and Ma Xun didn't think much of it at first.

But as he drove, he realized something was wrong.

The car stopped shortly afterward.

"What do you mean?"

"No, it doesn't mean anything."

"Then why are you pointing me in the wrong direction?"

"Really? That seems... hehe..."

Shishi was indeed giving directions, but the direction she was pointing to was the way to Ma Xun's courtyard.

Given the current situation... could it be that Shishi has made a decision?

"Let's talk," Ma Xun said calmly, not at all like a lecherous man.

Shishi nodded, "Okay, but I can say this first: I've actually thought it through. It's just that kind of thing, so I don't see why I can't do it."

Hearing her words, Ma Xun couldn't help but laugh and said, "You sound so carefree, but let me be blunt: even if you and I are together, we'll still have to wait for 'Scarlet Heart'."

Ma Xun made this decision a long time ago, and he won't change it. Of course, he has also emphasized it to Shi Shi many times.

But this girl...

"I know," Shishi said, indicating that she wasn't deaf.

"So you're really targeting me?" The topic seems to have come back to this.

But this time it was fundamentally different: "What's wrong with it? Other girls can do it, so why can't I?"

That sounds a lot like Lin Xian'er, though of course, the meaning is completely opposite.

Ma Xun couldn't help but laugh. "But I really want to ask you, why do you think that as long as you want to sleep with me, I will agree?"

This is something Shishi really wasn't prepared for.

In her little mind, with her looks and figure, how could the other party possibly disagree if she wanted to?

"So, will you refuse me?"

Hey! That's a great question, it even surprised Ma Xun.

"Indeed, someone like you, if you don't come with anything else, such as resources or benefits in the entertainment industry, or anything else, then of course I wouldn't refuse, because I like doing that kind of thing."

Ma Xun's words were very direct, even bordering on thuggish.

Shishi answered just as decisively, "I understand what you mean, it's about not caring about anything, it's just, it's just..."

But it's a bit embarrassing to say it out loud.

Ma Xun laughed, "In Northeastern dialect, it's all about doing it!"

This actually became a meme later on, but it's still quite interesting now.

Shishi couldn't help but burst into laughter; her laughter was quite exaggerated.

The laughter was not only loud, but also lasted a long time.

Ma Xun chuckled along, but then he remembered something. He took out his phone and started snapping photos of Shi Shi as she laughed. Video recording is practically standard on phones these days, though of course, such phones aren't cheap.

But when she took that picture, Shishi got anxious.

"No, no... haha..." But she couldn't stop laughing. "Don't do this to me, haha..."

I laughed until I cried, and later I even clutched my stomach.

Ma Xun then stopped filming. "Alright, from now on this is your leverage, hehe..."

At this, Shishi couldn't help but burst into laughter again, "You, you shouldn't tease people like that."

Is it really that funny?
Honestly, Ma Xun doesn't think he's particularly funny; Shi Shi's threshold for laughter is just too low.

So, I couldn't help but say it again.

"Do you usually just force yourself to hold it in? You always seem so serious and unsmiling."

These words... hahaha... Shishi couldn't help but blurt them out again.

"Am I being that funny?"

Ma Xun even began to doubt his own identity. Could it be that I am a master of humor?
Shishi finally finished laughing. "It was really funny, you're right... I laughed so hard my stomach hurt."

Ma Xun casually remarked, "So you've come here to report a work injury?"

It was just a simple sentence, and when Shishi heard it... well!
Hahaha……

To be fair, Ma Xun's response to the "work injury report" was quite humorous.

However, in Northeast China, this is just a fairly ordinary response.

Unexpectedly, this made Shishi laugh non-stop again.

Seeing her laugh like that, even though it was exaggerated, made Ma Xun inexplicably feel much better.

"Alright, stop laughing. If you keep laughing, how will you go back home?"

It sounds like Shishi is about to laugh again.

Okay, she'll have to hold back.

This matter hasn't been handled yet... it's still being done, right?

"Alright, I've laughed enough." Shishi tried to calm her agitated chest, then stared into Ma Xun's eyes and said, "What if I said yes?"

"What?" Ma Xun frowned slightly, not understanding what Shishi meant.

"Just do it!" Shishi emphasized, then still wanted to laugh.

Of course, I understood immediately.

But Ma Xun's expression turned strange. "Do you think that's possible?"

Ok?
"But that's what you said." Yes, you said it, and now you're saying it's impossible. You're so mean... Of course, Shishi couldn't say those things.

Ma Xun then laughed and said, "Although I said that, in reality, that kind of situation is very difficult to occur."

We are all members of this society, naturally entangled in many interests; nothing is truly pure, including things like sex.

What she said made a lot of sense, and Shishi couldn't help but nod slightly as she listened. However, she smiled.

This time it was a smile, not a loud laugh, as he said, "Then I'd like to take on the challenge."

"Oh?" Ma Xun asked curiously. "Didn't you understand what I meant?"

“I understand. It means we just want to enjoy the pleasure that comes with that, and I don’t want anything else.”

"Really?"

"Anyway, I won't ask you for any resources in the future, I'm just..."

"Your promise now is useless; you'll change your mind later."

"I absolutely will not!"

"No? Why should I believe you?"

"you……"

Now that things had come to this point, Shishi was angry, but she held back because the man in front of her was Ma Xun, a mature man much older than herself.

"I can prove it!" Shishi said decisively.

Ma Xun was curious, "How can you prove it? After one night, you won't be clinging to me asking for acting roles? Or magazine covers? Or commercials?"

This is already considered a provocation.

Shishi, however, remained undeterred and declared, "I can prove it! I do want that!"

This... makes it sound like Shishi is a 'pure' woman.

Ma Xun laughed and said, "Alright, let's stick to the same question: how do you prove it?"

"Let's go to your place!" Shishi's expression was full of confidence.

This is really strange.

Ma Xun was even more curious, and without saying anything, he simply drove off again.

Ma Xun is planning to sell this courtyard house. After all, its value has increased significantly, and although the decoration is not outdated, it is difficult to drive in.

While it's not that vehicles can't drive through the hutongs of Beijing, they are indeed very narrow.

Another aspect is that selling this kind of house involves a large sum of money, and it cannot be done overnight.

Actually, if we're talking about truly comfortable living, then it has to be a large single-level apartment. Many wealthy people buy large single-level apartments and then do a lot of renovations, which are naturally very impressive, with money flowing like water.

Thinking about these things was actually Ma Xun trying to distract himself; he didn't want to focus too much on Shi Shi.

He might just fall for this girl.

Ma Xun is a man of iron will; he can be a womanizer who never gets attached to anyone.

Have fun and enjoy life, but don't fall in love too deeply.

Before long, the two of them arrived at the courtyard.

"here……"

"Where's the bedroom?"

"So direct?"

"I don't want to waste time."

"You seem to be in a lot of a hurry."

"Of course."

It was a bit strange, but Ma Xun still led Shishi into the bedroom.