Fooling Huayu for Thirty Years

Chapter 359 The Mermaid, Anne Hathaway

Coming to Hong Kong now is a very risky thing.

The current epidemic situation is really quite serious.

However, the city was not locked down.

Since that's the case, Ma Xun didn't bring Bai Xiaohang or He Qing with him.

After all, in the current situation, the biggest enemy is SA-RS.

Ma Xun naturally did his best to protect himself from the epidemic.

But this Anne Hathaway in front of me...

"Hey, seriously? Why are you being so cautious?"

Although this girl was also wearing a mask, she was still very carefree.

Ma Xun retorted irritably, "This thing might actually come from America, so of course I have to be careful."

There was a hidden meaning in her words, but she was an American girl and might not understand them.

Anne Hathaway smiled and said without any hesitation, "Oh, so you're afraid of me."

"What am I afraid of you for?"

"Ha...two threats, huh? Either I'll bring you the virus, or I'll expose you as a big liar!"

"Liar? When have I ever lied to you?"

"How dare you say that? You're such a wicked guy! You tricked me so badly!"

"That talk of mutual promises? That's really strange."

"What's so strange? I'm the victim!"

"Victim? How did you become a victim? I'm just asking you, what did you promise me? Did you ever do that?"

"Ah...you, you..."

As expected of Ma Xun, he rendered Anne Hathaway speechless with just a few words.

It must be said that Anne Hathaway was indeed fooled by Ma Xun; that talk of "offering herself in return" was definitely taking advantage of her.

However, there is some truth to what Ma Xun is saying now.

Anne Hathaway is indeed smart, but she is only a twenty-year-old girl. Although she has a high IQ, she doesn't understand Chinese culture.

After thinking for a long time, I finally had no other choice.

"You, you... you owe me anyway."

This is a completely American way of saying it.

Ma Xun laughed heartily, "Alright then, how do you plan to make it up to you?"

They've already done a pretty good job of fooling people to this extent; what more could you ask for?

Anne Hathaway smiled and said, "Well... I'm planning to stay in Hong Kong for a few more days. Could you help me find a place to stay? Otherwise, those hotels seem a bit dangerous."

The hotel is dangerous? They're clearly just trying to save money!

However, in the current situation in Hong Kong, some people are being quarantined in hotels, but it is said that due to an aerosol transmission problem, the entire building's residents have been infected.

The current SARS virus is not as contagious as the later one, but it should not be underestimated.

Ma Xun hesitated for a moment and said, "I do own a house in Hong Kong, but I am a single man."

His words were spoken entirely from the perspective of a Chinese man.

We prefer a single man and woman.

Unfortunately, Anne Hathaway is a foreigner.

"That's great! Let's go..."

Goodness, he's even more anxious than Ma Xun.

Actually, Ma Xun didn't know that Anne Hathaway originally planned to leave Hong Kong, since the place was dangerous.

But when she saw Ma Xun, she changed her mind.

However, staying at Ma Xun's house would actually reduce the danger.

But... Miss Anne is very clever.

They won't tell you.

So, not long after, the two of them appeared at Ma Xun's mansion.

then……

Wow! You're a millionaire?

The swimming pool, the house, this… Anne Hathaway was definitely stunned.

Don't assume that all houses in America are luxury homes; they have a very clear understanding of the quality of a house.

It's true that middle-class people in the US can afford to live in those two-story villas now, but the problem is that those houses are mostly made of wood and may have swimming pools. But not all swimming pools are the same. A heated, high-end swimming pool is a luxury feature in the US, not just an ordinary little puddle.

And Ma Xun...

“Billions.” I corrected Anne Hathaway’s pronunciation; she had just said it in English.

I'm not a millionaire, I'm a billionaire.

Annie couldn't help but laugh, "You're so mean!"

Ma Xun managed to get away with it.

How could Ma Xun let go of such an opportunity to show off?
Besides, isn't this just a funny joke?

"I suggest you don't go swimming yet, since we are currently in home quarantine."

That's right, they need to observe for a while longer.

Actually, the process has been quite strict.

Annie pouted, "Okay, whatever you say, but what about the rest..."

"I should be fine here, I have enough to eat and use."

Before Ma Xun arrived, he had, of course, informed them that the refrigerator in the house was already full.

Annie couldn't help but remark, "Rich people are just different."

Ma Xun knew that Annie came from a good background; you could tell from the schools she attended.

Clearly, this foreign woman was being sarcastic towards me.

"Yes, rich people are different. What can you do about it?"

Goodness, this retort made Annie roll her eyes.

After saying that, the two simply went to their own rooms.

……

Night falls.

It's getting very close to 2003.

Ma Xun's arrival in Hong Kong was somewhat rushed, and he underwent numerous medical examinations before being able to come out.

It was difficult, but he did have a reason to come.

In the study, he sat in front of the computer, typing away rapidly.

"I hope Mr. Jin Yong can come out and say something."

"That's a bit difficult."

"Furthermore, I hope that Mr. Jin Yong can go to the capital."

"My goodness, Mr. Ma, your idea is far too far-fetched."

"I know it will be difficult, but I will use every means possible."

"This...is really not a good idea. Perhaps we should consider having Mr. Jin Yong speak out?" "Alright then, what do you suggest?"

Ma Xun just used a "broken window" tactic to change the minds of the Ming Pao executives on the other end of the internet cable.

That's right, Ma Xun came to Hong Kong this time with the intention of getting Jin Yong to speak out.

This is what he's saying...

Actually, he intended for Mr. Jin Yong to act as a referee.

"The Return of the Condor Heroes" and "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils" are currently airing together.

Which one is better? You, the original author, can tell me.

As for which is better... here I come!
Don't you know what to do?

Well, Ma Xun wasn't trying to coerce anyone; he was just using this 'sincerity' to get Mr. Jin Yong to side with him.

It's up to you to decide.

Of course, even without this show of sincerity, Ma Xun is more confident in his version of "The Return of the Condor Heroes".

Moreover, Zhang Da Hu Zi and his gang had also been here.

They had previously interacted with Jin Yong extensively.

Ma Xun's special trip to Hong Kong this time can at least offset Zhang Da Hu Zi's trick.

However, in reality, Ma Xun felt that even if Jin Yong were to act as a referee, it would be difficult to say.

But given his personality, he probably wouldn't directly express which movie he prefers.

That's definitely true; Jin Yong was quite intelligent.

However, Ma Xun estimated that Jin Yong would definitely pick out some points that he was more satisfied with.

So, as long as there are a lot of "points" in "The Return of the Condor Heroes".

Isn't that considered a success?
As for where the referee appeared... CCTV!
To be precise, we were waiting for Dong Qing to become the host of "Tell It Like It Is".

Then, she had Mr. Jin Yong appear on her show.

There must be many details involved, just like the current situation, Jin Yong probably can't go north.

But we have enough technology now to make a remote connection.

It's equivalent to Dong Qing giving an exclusive interview to Mr. Jin Yong.

This not only benefits Ma Xun's upcoming martial arts drama battle at the beginning of the year, but also benefits Dong Qing's position at CCTV.

It's not as simple as it seems to know what kind of people a show can get.
What's the difference between installing a stand?
Just because you want me to be on a TV show doesn't mean I have to go.

The money you're giving me is very little, and I might not even become famous.

Ma Xun recalled that Cui Yongyuan had hired a middle-aged man who could recite the Xinhua Dictionary backwards. He was from Northeast China and made a living by delivering goods on a donkey after being laid off, but he had memorized a dictionary by heart in his spare time.

He can really recite it backwards without any problem; this person is truly amazing.

Unfortunately, he later developed tongue cancer. After learning about this, Xiao Cui donated money to him.

That's probably how it happened. That guy's life is really tough.

The point of bringing up this guy's story is that even appearing on CCTV doesn't guarantee fame or a change in fate.

Let's get back to Jin Yong.

Given his fame and status, if Dong Qing could invite him to her show, even just via video link, it would be a huge boost for her.

If this succeeds, Qingtao will definitely be even more devoted to me.

Ma Xun's position at CCTV is now even more secure.

Even if we take a step back and assume that Dong Qing didn't win the "Tell It Like It Is" program.

Ma Xun was also prepared.

Then let's just make another program.

In short, this matter must be accomplished.

Previously, this guy from Ming Pao had made various claims with Ma Xun.

Try to fool him!
It seems like it's going to work out now.

So… the work on the computer was almost done, and Ma Xun suddenly heard the sound of water.

damn it!
I turned off the computer, went to the balcony, and looked down.

Anne Hathaway seemed like a mermaid, swimming freely in Ma Xun's temperature-controlled swimming pool.

Clearly, Ma Xun had been discovered by the mermaid.

"Hi~"

This is clearly a provocation.

Ma Xun didn't say much more and simply took off his clothes and went into the water.

He went to the pool and then splashed!
"Aha..."

Why are you so disobedient, woman?

Ma Xun's questioning and Annie's smile intertwined in a very interesting way.

"Why should I listen to you?"

“This place is mine.”

Ma Xun was confident and assertive, but Anne Hathaway was not afraid at all.

"Okay, I made a mistake. What are you going to do about it?"

"you this……"

Ma Xun discovered that, without realizing it, Anne Hathaway had become very close to him.

Did she swim here on her own initiative?
This... is a really big white fish.

Although Ma Xun knew from the beginning that Anne Hathaway had a top-notch figure, seeing it up close... the swimsuit really enhances it!
Amazing!
This fish is so big and so white!
cough cough...

"What on earth do you mean?"

Don't you understand what I mean?

At this moment, Anne seemed to have transformed into a succubus, and a top-tier one at that.

Ma Xun asked a question he would never have asked before.

"why?"

He really couldn't figure this out this time.

Annie laughed, "Didn't I say that to thank you, I should repay you with my body?"

Ah...that's a perfectly valid reason!
Without saying a word, Ma Xun picked Annie up and placed her against the edge of the pool.

"You still have a chance to back out."

"why?"

"But……"

"So, you have no idea how much this movie, '50 First Dates,' helped me."

"that is it?"

"Of course, if you can keep giving me... I think there'll be a horror movie too?"

That makes sense.

Without further hesitation, Ma Xun kissed her decisively...

Judging from the movie "The Princess Diaries", Anne seems to have very thick hair.

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