Fooling Huayu for Thirty Years

Chapter 1 Ma Xun
1996, Beijing.

Just when the cold days were about to pass, a late spring cold snap came again.

Ma Xun squatted on the side of the road and straightened the collar of his cotton coat.

A bit of running cotton.

He had waited for this piece of clothing by the garbage dump not long ago.

Although the cotton was gone, it was not thrown into the garbage dump after all.

If clothes end up in the garbage dump, they will not only be dirty, but also have a strange smell.

He admitted that he was a bit of a germaphobe.

If they were not forced into a desperate situation, who would be willing to squat on the roadside wearing a cotton-padded jacket with the cotton wool leaking out?
Ma Xun is a time traveler.

He was originally a small director in the 21st century.

To be honest, I've been a failure.

One day I was drinking and boasting a lot.

"I've been in so many crews, I know all the gossip in the entertainment industry!"

Some people just want to stir up trouble.

"Then you can start a live broadcast and learn from Sister Dafa to expose secrets and sell products at the same time."

Ma Xun replied with a drunken remark.

"If I really don't have a crew anymore, I'll just start a live stream!"

I can't remember the details because I was drunk.

He even didn't remember whether he went home or not, he just fell asleep.

Wait until Ma Xun opens his eyes again...

What the hell!

Where the hell did this come from?
Fortunately, I am a heavy user of Diannang.

Ma Xun quickly determined that he must have traveled through time.

Wake up to a small house.

When I went out to take a look, I saw a large compound.

I could hear the Beijing dialect voices of the onlookers.

It must be the capital.

When I touched my body, I found that I was wearing autumn clothes, not to mention autumn clothes.

I only touched an ID card.

Ma Xun, 23 years old this year...it is 1996!
At this moment, an aunt with lines on her forehead came over.

"Look at what you've done to our house! I won't rent it to you anymore! I, your aunt, have a good conscience, so I'll let you go of the two months' rent you owe, but you can forget about the deposit!"

This old woman is obviously trying to chase people away.

Ma Xun had no choice... It usually only takes a moment to transform from an aunt into an old woman.

I just came across and became homeless.

good news.

I packed up my personal belongings and scraped together 30 yuan.

You won’t starve to death immediately.

In addition, he also had a driver's license, which was considered a high-skilled talent these days.

Ma Xun in this world is an orphan.

He came to Beijing to work.

Now that I have traveled through time, all those things in the past are no longer important.

A migrant worker in Beijing and a pauper!
This is the current specific situation of Ma Xun.

After all, Ma Xun was a little bit of a germaphobe, so when he felt uncomfortable, he went to the bathhouse.

It’s okay. It doesn’t cost much to take a bath in a bathhouse these days.

Moreover, taking a bath can also help you get to know yourself better.

You can weigh your weight and measure your height inside.

He is 181cm tall and weighs over 150 kilograms.

Okay.

After I took off my clothes... I looked down and saw a Korean drama with erhua sounds.

"Dae Jang Geum".

This little bit of capital came with me.

After washing away the dust, look in the mirror.

He has changed and looks quite handsome.

All in all, this skin is not bad.

But it’s all here.

No matter whether it is traveling to the past or a parallel universe.

I have to find a way to support myself now.

What should I do?

Actually, I went to the bathhouse five days ago.

At this moment, Ma Xun had been hungry for two days.

I tried to find a job, but was rejected.

You are too slow! Get out of here!
There's nothing I can do. No one wants to wash dishes.

So he took his hand out of his cotton coat pocket.

A broken enamel bowl also came out with it.

beg?

How to speak!
It’s called Jungle!
It can be seen that Ma Xun is not only a little bit of a germaphobe, but also has a bit of self-esteem.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, you have never experienced the feeling of being so hungry that your heart is raging; or you have never experienced the feeling of sleeping in a cement pipe and shivering in the cold night wind.

Ma Xun wouldn't lose all his face.

Don't say it, you really don't say it.

Just look at the image of Ma Xun, curled up on the side of the road wearing a cotton coat.

And there is also this sad and miserable expression of leaving one's hometown.

I’m not good at washing dishes, but I’m good at acting!
There was a constant sound of dripping and clanging.

Not long after, I took a quick look at the broken bowl...

There are dozens of them!
The jungler’s economy is high!
But at this moment.

"it's him!"

"It's standing right here!"

"Brothers! Beat him!"

Suddenly a few people appeared, cursing.

Ma Xun took the broken enamel bowl and ran away.

He picked up this enamel bowl from someone else.

It was really picked up. After the guy left, he stuffed the broken bowl into a crack in the wall.

I'll just use it for a while, you're so stingy.

This group of fake beggars think I'm stealing their business!
Yes, for someone as handsome as me, playing in the jungle has a big advantage.

There is no way to think so much at this moment.

If you chase me, I will run.

My last name is Ma! Do you understand the value of this?

Unfortunately, after running for a while, Ma Xun found that his physical strength was not much stronger than those professional beggars.

"Don't run!"

"You kid..."

They were panting heavily and Ma Xun was also feeling uncomfortable.

Just do it!
"I don't want it anymore!"

The broken bowl flew over the courtyard wall.

Ma Xun threw it casually, and he couldn't see behind the high wall, so who knows what it will hit. No matter what, run quickly!

……

Finally got rid of those fake beggars.

But Ma Xun was sweating all over after running.

Just go take another shower.

There are bathing centers these days, but they are called saunas.

The word "sauna" makes it much more upscale than the previous public bathhouses.

There are two types of saunas: vegetarian sauna and meat sauna.

This Hun Sang...is actually a massage for the opposite sex, so I won’t go into details.

It's only one or two o'clock in the afternoon.

The meat shop is not open for business, those who understand will understand.

Vegetarian food is relatively cheaper.

I just used the money from the jungle to buy two buns to fill my stomach, and exchanged them for a Jingsang ticket.

Hey! guess what?

Only 50 left!

The auntie at the front desk rolled her eyes at him when she saw his cotton-padded clothes.

Damn it, do you know that I am a man with 50 million dollars?

I don't care about this villain's face.

Take it off and go in, and steam it first.

I suddenly thought of the joke told by Uncle Benshan.

Ma Xun covered his face with a towel and wanted to take a nap.

In fact, Ma Xun comes to the sauna to enjoy himself whenever he has money.

It’s not that he’s drifting.

The main thing is that this guy is confident.

You can just rely on jungle to earn money first.

Of course, we don’t do this for long.

Let’s make a few thousand dollars first... This guy is quite ambitious.

At this moment.

There are two more people in the sauna...

"Director Feng, you are really impressive this time. I heard you are going to Canada to film."

"Haha...sprinkle some water."

"I also heard that the heroine is the beautiful Chen?"

"This one……"

"Are you still being distant with me?"

"After all, there is no official announcement yet."

"Oh, I see. Then who is the male lead... Ding Li? Or our supermodel?"

"Our drama will definitely target the Hong Kong TV drama market."

"Oh, I understand."

This chat is so weird.

If an ordinary person heard this, it would be like listening to a foreign language and they would have no idea what these two people were talking about.

But when Ma Xun heard this, he felt something moving in his heart.

He lifted a corner of the towel and took a look.

Holy shit! It's actually them!
The one called Director Feng, his full name should be: Feng Baiyuan.

Most people don't really know who he is, but if you mention his works, almost everyone knows them.

"Big Times".

He is one of the directors.

And Ma Xun also has the advantage of being a time traveler.

Director Feng later participated in "Swordsman Love" and "Princess Agents".

If Ma Xun was not from the circle, it would be impossible for him to know this person.

The other one is even more interesting.

Known as the number one paparazzi in our country.

That's the guy who was exposed last year for emptying the urinal of Queen Wang.

Many people may not believe this, because wasn’t that photo leaked in the Hong Kong media?
You will understand if you learn more about the follow-up.

Dou Wei ignored everyone else and just burned his desk mate's car.

Moreover, isn’t this dog leader with the Hong Kong director now?

Paparazzi are like this, they will sell the melon to whoever pays the most.

What they were talking about was confusing and most people couldn't understand.

But Ma Xun... understands everything!
The great beauty, that should be Chen Diao Chan Hong.

Ding Li, that must be Ray Lui.

As for the supermodel, it is most likely Hu Jian.

But if you go to Canada to film a movie, you can’t guess what kind of work it is.

But at the moment, if a TV series can be filmed overseas, it means that this project... must have money!
But at this moment, Director Feng stopped chatting with the paparazzi.

Because a waiter came in and said, "Mr. Feng, there's a call for you."

Hand me a mobile phone.

The Hong Kong director answered the phone in great style.

But his expression changed instantly, "What did you say? The photographer was injured? His head was hit?"

When something unexpected happened, Director Feng hurried out.

The paparazzi naturally followed.

Ma Xun waited until the two of them walked out of the sauna before removing the towel from his face.

……

"The previous tip has not been confirmed yet."

"That guy from Hong Kong wants me to help introduce him to a photographer... We definitely can't get it from our own people, he knows everyone. If we want to get the news, we have to find a stranger. Can you find someone?"

When Ma Xun arrived at the dressing room, he found that Director Feng had already left.

The paparazzi was on the phone.

He found a suitable position so that the paparazzi wouldn't notice anything unusual.

Pretending to wipe the sweat off his face, but actually eavesdropping.

After listening for a while, there wasn't much valuable information.

But just when Ma Xun was about to give up, suddenly!

"Test tubes, hehe, they're even using high technology..."

When the paparazzi said this, his tone was very frivolous.

test tube?

Something for experiments?
If other people heard these two words, they would be absolutely worthless.

But when Ma Xun heard this, he was shocked all over!
Diao Chan is connected with this...

This is an old story in our entertainment industry!

No, this melon is fresh now.

Who said this melon is old? This melon is so delicious!
Here comes the opportunity I've been looking for!

　The new book is released, please vote, collect and read it.

　　In this book I intend to write about capital, as well as many other things going on in the circle.

　　Thank you everyone, and please give me another chance.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)