If you cut in, you will get hit. Do you call this a driving school instructor?
Chapter 292 She: This sign means to turn right ahead, right?
"Who are you talking about?!"
“You *&%¥#@…”
Although the BMW driver was in the wrong, she didn't know it, and she was extremely arrogant, pointing at Gu Yin and yelling and cursing at the top of her lungs.
After all, what Gu Yin had just said to her was incredibly harsh.
But then again...
There's a reason why Gu Yin treated her badly; he was furious. Why should she treat Gu Yin badly?
Does she deserve it?
Seeing that the situation was about to escalate and the two were about to start arguing, the traffic police officer who came to handle the conflict naturally stepped forward, separated the two, and then said to the female BMW driver:
"Madam, please calm down, let's calm down first..."
"Can I calm down?!" The BMW driver was red-faced with anger, waving her arms and shouting, "Didn't you hear what he said? He was beeping and beeping (manually silencing)..."
"I know!" The traffic police officer couldn't take it anymore and raised his voice a little, saying, "But calm down first!"
To be honest, at this point, it wasn't that the traffic police officer wanted to raise his voice or was deliberately targeting the female BMW driver. It was simply that after clearly seeing who was right and who was wrong, it was really difficult for him to target Gu Yin instead of the female BMW driver.
But then the female BMW driver started trouble...
"What kind of attitude is this?!" She pointed at Gu Yin and shouted, "Why are you yelling at me? It's not my fault, I didn't do anything, I'm innocent, why are you yelling at me?!"
From her perspective, she still seems to think she did nothing wrong, and that she was innocent and wronged for being blocked in the right-turn lane...
Her eyes were even a little moist, and her eye sockets were slightly red, as if she was about to shed tears, as if someone had really bullied her...
I see now, this woman is totally naive!
Viewers of Gu Yin's "Reconciling with Life" program couldn't help but discuss this scene.
She's just brainless; she really didn't mean to cause trouble...
I reckon she usually just honks her horn when she encounters cars waiting at the light in these mixed-use lanes...
[Damn, this is so annoying. Sometimes it's not like we need to use that lane; it's normal to use the lane with less traffic. Isn't that what the design is for? Go find a traffic cop if you dare...]
……
"You think you're innocent?!" Gu Yin chuckled from afar. With her hands on her hips, Gu Yin said to the traffic police officer from a distance, "Hey, officer, you should give him face where it's due, but if you shouldn't, just call him out. If you're too embarrassed to say it, I'll say it for you. I don't mind being the bad guy."
Gu Yin really understood those law enforcement officers. After all, as "neutral" law enforcement officers, even the slightest mistake they made would be interpreted as favoring someone else...
So if this uncle is too embarrassed to point it out directly, then Gu Yin doesn't mind being the bad guy.
"No, oh dear..."
That uncle was left quite exasperated.
In this situation, neither side is willing to back down, so as a law enforcement officer, he certainly shouldn't be considering saving face for anyone, but rather restoring "justice" to the world!
"Ma'am, I need to say something to you..." The police officer said seriously to the female BMW driver, "First of all, I didn't yell at you, I was just maintaining order. If I caused you any inconvenience, I apologize..."
To be fair, this police officer's attitude was actually quite good. People say you don't hit a smiling face, and since he'd already gone this far, if she continued to press the issue, it would be her own problem. Therefore, the BMW driver didn't say anything…
Although she didn't say anything, she looked quite smug, as if she felt very powerful when the traffic police apologized to her. She even said something like, "As long as you police officers don't act unfairly or take sides, all I want is fairness."
"Yes, I came here for fairness!"
Seeing this, the traffic police officer went along with her, and before she finished speaking, he immediately started shooting, pointing to the mixed straight and right turn sign on the ground and saying:
"Madam, do you know what this sign means?"
"Right turn lane!"
The BMW driver spoke without hesitation, pointing at Gu Yin with a look of disdain.
"Why are you asking me? Ask him! He's the one who doesn't know which lane this is, and he's blocking my way so I can't move, do you understand?"
Absolutely amazing...
This woman is absolutely gorgeous!
Gu Yin, who was not far away, was so angry that he laughed...
"Yes, yes, I don't know~" Gu Yin was too lazy to argue with someone with a problem with their brain, and simply retorted sarcastically, "We don't know who doesn't know what lane this is, we don't know who's stupid, we don't know who's blind~"
"...What are you saying, making sarcastic remarks?!" The BMW driver became furious again upon hearing this, grabbing the traffic police officer and saying, "Speak up! Tell him! Tell him what lane this is! Are you going to just let him keep making sarcastic remarks about us like this?"
"I...I..."
The traffic police officer was completely bewildered. "Wait a minute, I hadn't even finished speaking. How did I end up saying that to him?"
I should tell you this!
I'm perfectly fine!
【Hahahahaha...】
When they saw this scene, many viewers of the "Reconciling with Life" program couldn't help but burst into laughter. It has to be said that this can be considered one of the most memorable moments in Gu Yin's live broadcast room, and it is no less impressive than the "forklift wall-slamming Audi" scene!
Sometimes you really have to marvel at what it means to be "a world full of wonders". When we first saw the "forklift wall-slamming Audi", we thought that was the most outrageous thing. But as Gu Yin met more and more people and more and more weirdos, we really realized what it means to be out of this world!
"I'm telling you..." The female BMW driver continued to ramble on, constantly interrupting the traffic police officer.
"All right!"
The traffic police officer seemed to have had enough of her constant interruptions and simply said:
"Ma'am, could you please not interrupt me while I'm speaking? Who's enforcing the law here, you or me?"
To be honest, some people, the nicer you are to them, the more ungrateful they become...
The traffic police officer was probably too nice to the BMW driver after arriving at the scene, which made her not treat him as a law enforcement officer at all, as if he were a tool she was using to punish Gu Yin.
Is this not?
With that shout!
The woman, on the contrary, immediately softened...
“…Fine, you enforce the law, go ahead and say it!” she said, holding her breath, then weakly added, “But I’ll point out any problems…”
It's disgusting...
They're enforcing the law, and you point out the problem? What? Are you their superior?
What the hell are you pretending for?!
Seeing that the situation had finally calmed down, the traffic police officer breathed a sigh of relief, then continued pointing to the sign on the ground that indicated either going straight or turning right, and said:
"Let's continue what we were talking about. You just said this sign indicates a right-turn lane, which is definitely correct, but not entirely accurate..."
As he spoke, the officer pointed to the straight-ahead arrow beyond the right-turn arrow and continued speaking to the BMW driver:
"Then may I ask, do you know what this arrow means?"
In fact, upon seeing that arrow, anyone with a sound mind would have stopped arguing about it...
Two arrows—anyone with a modicum of common sense knows one leads to a right turn and the other to go straight. But the BMW driver, after hearing this, actually retorted with complete confidence:
"This means to turn right ahead, right..."
She was actually somewhat uncertain, so she wasn't entirely confident, but that didn't diminish her self-assurance that she was "correct."
But as soon as she said that...
"puff……"
Not far away, Gu Yin was laughing so hard he couldn't straighten up!
"Hahahaha... Goose goose goose..."
Under the shade of a tree, next to a motorcycle, Gu Yin was laughing so hard she couldn't straighten up!
No...
Can you stand a sign for a mixed straight and right turn lane being misinterpreted as meaning "go right ahead"?!
「Ahahahahahaha……」
When they heard that, the audience on the neighboring show "Reconciling with Life" burst into laughter, with the live chat filled with comments:
She preferred to interpret it as a sign to turn right ahead rather than a sign for a mixed lane where both going straight and turning right were permitted.
【No way, they really didn't study the theory test (Subject 1)?】
[What does this have to do with Theory Test 1? There's so much to learn in Theory Test 1. When I first started learning to drive, they gave me a whole book, but I only really remembered it during the exam. After the exam, who remembers anything?]
[To be honest, while practical driving skills are the most important, theoretical knowledge is absolutely indispensable.]
But then again, this woman's behavior has nothing to do with the theoretical knowledge of the driving tests (Part 1 and Part 4), right? It seems like she has some kind of intellectual problem.
[Pfft... Sparrow food!]
……
Sometimes, certain drawbacks are simply unavoidable...
Just like when learning to drive, many people forget the theoretical knowledge they learned in the theory tests (subjects 1 and 4) when they look back.
In modern life, everyone is busy, and we subconsciously choose to forget a lot of theoretical knowledge that we don't need. The human brain may have a large capacity, but human energy is ultimately limited...
What everyone else forgets are mostly useless things, but the problem is, what that BMW female driver chose to forget are all the useful things...
Putting aside whether the meaning of the mixed lane sign that allows both straight and right turns is useful, to be honest, even someone who has never learned to drive should know what this sign means!
If it were just some complicated traffic signs that she couldn't understand, then it wouldn't be her fault for eating them, but these kinds of signs...
Unless she's stupid, brain-damaged, or mentally challenged, there's really no way we can not blame her!
"Pfft...cough..."
I don't know if it was because of Gu Yin, but the traffic policeman who was able to keep his composure started to break down a bit after Gu Yin smiled like that...
Seriously, this traffic police officer really thought about all the things that had been bothering him lately, and he just couldn't hold back anymore!
He's professionally trained and doesn't usually laugh, unless... pfft... unless he really can't help it, hahahahahaha...
"What are you laughing at?!"
The BMW driver was still gritting her teeth, and seeing Gu Yinxiao, she couldn't help but shout:
"How dare you laugh?! You were in the wrong lane and delayed other people, how can you laugh?!"
That's righteous and indignant!
They even tried to morally blackmail Gu Yin!
Perhaps in her world, she really wasn't wrong...
This is where the importance of traffic police becomes apparent.
"Madam, I don't know how you learned your driving skills at driving school, but I can tell you something with absolute certainty..."
After a long pause, the traffic policeman, barely suppressing a laugh, pointed to the mixed lane sign at his feet, indicating that he could go straight or turn right, and said:
"This sign isn't the one you were referring to as 'turn right ahead.' If we wanted to convey that meaning, we wouldn't need to add this straight-ahead arrow, because even without it, no vehicle would turn right from behind, above, or any other direction, you pfft..."
As they talked...
The traffic police officer himself burst out laughing at his own words.
"puff……"
Not far away, Gu Yin was also amused.
Not to mention him, even the viewers of the neighboring program "Reconciling with Life" were amused by what he said...
You know what, this guy is actually pretty funny, haha...
[Exactly! Who the hell doesn't know to go straight ahead? According to her logic, if there's no straight-ahead arrow, does that mean you have to turn right behind you?]
[Can she even turn right up there?]
「Ahahahaha……」
……
Gu Yin gave the traffic policeman a big thumbs up. The officer might have said it unintentionally, but it was really funny…
The BMW driver was a little angry when she heard this, but she didn't know how to refute it because what the other person said was indeed correct. Just because there is no straight arrow on the sign and only a right turn arrow, does that mean you can turn right somewhere else?
It's a paradox in itself, and there's no way to refute it.
"Then tell me what this sign means?" After a moment, she said, "Besides turning right, what else does it mean?"
Actually, she's starting to waver a little, but she's too embarrassed to say it because of her pride. Everyone cares about their image, and there are countless examples of people who suffer for the sake of saving face; it's not surprising.
That traffic police officer was quite a character. After a brief moment of deliberation, perhaps finding the unintentional joke amusing, he immediately retorted to the BMW driver:
Is it possible that this sign, in addition to allowing a right turn, also means that you can go straight?
As soon as these words came out...
"puff……"
Not far away, Gu Yin really couldn't hold back no matter what!
The BMW driver's face turned completely gloomy the moment those words were spoken!
...(End of chapter)
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