If you cut in, you will get hit. Do you call this a driving school instructor?

A row of peach trees lined both sides of the country road. In the warm spring, when the flowers were in full bloom, the pink peach petals and the emerald green leaves were intertwined, creating a beautiful and vibrant display.

Gu Yin casually picked a flower, tossed it to Yu Jie, and said, "It looks good on your head."

Upon hearing this, Yu Jie said in a tone that was somewhat amused and exasperated, "What kind of time is this to be talking about this?"

Sometimes you really have to admire Gu Yin's carelessness. His aunt got her hand caught in the door and was lying on the ground. Her family members were about to get into a fight with the Honda Civic driver, and while they were arguing, he just came here to admire the flowers...

"Hey~" Gu Yin waved his hand and calmly pointed at the Honda Civic owner, saying, "Nothing serious will happen. It's just that guy who's unlucky. We'll just get involved."

Yu Jie wanted to say something after hearing this, but suddenly remembered her aunt's reaction earlier, and couldn't help but shake her head inwardly, asking Gu Yin, "How do you know that aunt was faking it?"

"Shh!!!" Gu Yin instinctively looked startled upon hearing this, raised her index finger to make a "shush" gesture, and pulled Yu Jie, saying, "Keep your voice down, how can people pretend?"

"Oh...oh." Yu Jie nodded repeatedly, realizing she might have done something wrong. She even glanced guiltily at her aunt before finally asking Gu Yin in a low voice, "So how did you know?"

"Hey~" Gu Yin waved his hand and said softly, "With the strength of that glass, you can feel the pain if it pinches your finger, let alone the large contact area of ​​your arm. And the Honda driver reacted so quickly, what could possibly happen?"

Gu Yin had just been standing right in front of his aunt, watching her get caught in the trap. He knew exactly how quickly the Honda Civic driver reacted, and he understood the situation all too well…

Furthermore, there's one point he hasn't mentioned: most modern cars are equipped with features like anti-pinch functions. These functions use sensors in the window motor to monitor the resistance when the window moves. If an arm gets caught, the sensor will detect the abnormality, and the window will immediately stop rising and automatically descend a certain distance to avoid serious injury.

It's similar to when an elevator door is about to close and someone reaches out to stop it from closing, causing the elevator door to automatically reopen—it works on the same principle.

While this anti-pinch function isn't as sensitive as an elevator door, which immediately rises upon contact, it certainly won't be triggered after someone's hand has been pinched and injured.

Just now, Gu Yin was very close to that Honda Civic. If I remember correctly, the anti-pinch function didn't even trigger before the Honda Civic driver reacted and stopped the window from rising, quickly lowering it.

You just say...

At that speed, what kind of injury could the aunt possibly suffer?

"?" Yu Jie was completely bewildered upon hearing this, her face filled with question marks...

She asked Gu Yin curiously, "Then why did you seem so anxious just now, and why did you rush to find an ambulance for her?"

If I remember correctly, Gu Yin was even more anxious than the uninjured aunt next to her. She was both scolding the Honda Civic driver on behalf of her aunt and calling an ambulance for her...

Anyone who didn't know better would really think Gu Yin was her family.

It was precisely because Gu Yin seemed so anxious that Yu Jie suggested that Gu Yin take her to the hospital...

But how did it become a different story when it came to Gu Yin?
【puff……】

Yu Jie's question amused the viewers watching the show "Reconciling with Life" next door, and the live chat was flooded with comments:

Why else could it be?

[If you're going to put on an act, you might as well go all the way. How can Coach Gu, who's supposed to be playing along with his aunt, pretend to be oblivious?]

[They all share a common enemy: those Honda Civic owners who are being taken advantage of. What's wrong with Coach Gu adding fuel to the fire?]

Hahaha... Those who know, know!

……

The live stream had people of all ages. These days, netizens are all very shrewd. Considering Gu Yin's words and his behavior at the time, his intentions are quite clear.
These things really do reflect the eyesight and experience of ordinary people who have been around for many years.

"Hey hey hey..."

Therefore, Gu Yin put his hands in his pockets, just smiled, and didn't speak or answer.

“Go ahead and say it…” Yu Jie stamped her foot when she saw his evasive manner, and muttered under her breath, “You and those guys at work who always say half of what they mean can really get into a fight.”

It seems like many people these days like to say only half of what they mean, giving you a "hint" and leaving you to guess what they're going to say next.

Whether you guess right or wrong is your problem, it has nothing to do with them, and they bear no responsibility whatsoever.

Yu Jie knew all this, but she still disliked this kind of behavior...

"No..." Gu Yin couldn't help but explain with a wry smile, "This is something that can't be said directly."

Some things...

We know the truth in our hearts.

Don't spell everything out.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be fun.

While the two were talking, not far away, before the ambulance and police arrived, the Honda Civic owner was also chatting with the aunt...

My aunt's attitude was firm and normal. If you hurt someone, you should definitely treat them. Don't say we're trying to extort you. You should get checked out and pay for the medical expenses. You should have thought of this when you rolled up your car window.

The Honda Civic owner finally realized what was happening and started talking to the aunt, saying something...

"Auntie, I understand what you're saying, and we will definitely take responsibility and not run away, so don't worry. But let's keep things separate. You came up and tried to attack me, so I rolled up the car window to protect myself. You have to admit that, right?"

This person had a loud voice; Gu Yin could hear it from a great distance, and she laughed when she heard it...

"You still want to call it self-defense?"

Calling this Honda Civic owner stupid is really going too far...

This guy isn't just not stupid, he's ridiculously shrewd!
To be able to react quickly in this situation and claim that he accidentally injured his aunt's arm as self-defense is quite a talent!

However, on the other hand, no one can find fault with what he said...

After all, his aunt really wanted to scratch his face, and if he hadn't rolled up the car window, he might have actually gotten a beating from her.

The car interior was his private space, and his aunt reaching in was, strictly speaking, an invasion of his privacy. In that situation, rolling up the car window was supposedly for self-defense, which was actually quite reasonable, and no one could really say anything about it.

But he's shrewd; does he really think that auntie is stupid?
"Admit what?!" The aunt crossed her arms, pointed at Yu Jie from a distance, and said, "The police officers are right here. I was just helping them with their work. What you call self-defense? You were clearly doing it on purpose!"

After my aunt said that...

"puff……"

Gu Yin, who was standing next to him, almost couldn't help but raise her hand to applaud.

At that moment, a few phrases subconsciously popped into Gu Yin's mind: "There's always someone stronger," "There are mountains beyond mountains, and heavens beyond heavens"...

That's really the impression this aunt gives off.

So strong!
In the current version, it's still no match for Auntie. In Gu Yin's case, Auntie is definitely a T0!
[Pfft... 666!]

Even on the neighboring show "Reconciling with Life," many viewers couldn't help but praise it:
[My aunt's condition is still too much; I suggest cutting it, cutting it drastically!]

[Why isn't the planner going to nerf this?!]

[Haha... The poor Honda Civic owner is as innocent as a child in front of his aunt.]

……

To be honest, my aunt is truly awful...

Her actions at the time were somewhat offensive, since her hand did indeed reach into the car. The Honda Civic owner said he was acting in self-defense and there was nothing wrong with that.

But what if it's to help the police officers with their work?
What if it were to help Yu Jie, who was being harassed by them at the time, get a job?

That would change the nature of the matter... So, the Honda Civic owner's attempt to portray this as "self-defense" has failed.

He argued with the police and injured the arm of an aunt who was helping the police. It's no exaggeration to say that he should be detained for a few days.

"No, you..."

The Honda Civic owner was so angry he almost lost his temper when he heard this!

He didn't intend to run away, nor did he intend to make excuses; he just wanted to prevent the situation from becoming so disadvantageous to him...

"Self-defense" sounds better, and you might end up paying less in compensation. The insurance company might even cover some of it, so you won't have to pay for everything out of your own pocket.

If this claim cannot be implemented, then he will really lose everything!
The insurance company won't cover this kind of thing...

Realizing this, the Honda Civic owner's lips twitched. He turned to look at Yu Jie, who was standing by the peach tree talking to Gu Yin, then sneered and said bluntly:
"Seriously, Auntie, does she look like a police officer?"

"Look at her from head to toe, she doesn't look like a police officer at all!"

With Yu Jie's looks and demeanor, you could believe she's a celebrity or a Honda Civic owner, but would you say she's a police officer?

He really didn't believe it!

Although Yu Jie had previously reported the police siren, the Honda Civic owner didn't take it seriously at the time, and now he's even less likely to remember it.

"You're even helping the police..." He sneered and shook his head repeatedly, saying to his aunt, "Didn't you even take a closer look to see if this person is a policeman or not?"

Hearing this...

Everyone instinctively looked at Yu Jie.

The Honda Civic owner and his friend certainly didn't believe it, and the two aunts, along with the injured aunt's husband and son, all frowned.

Although everyone has very positive ideas about the uncles, they feel that Yu Jie's appearance...

They certainly don't seem like police officers.

I've never seen such a beautiful police officer before!
But if she really isn't a police officer...

Who knows, the Honda Civic owner might actually portray this as "self-defense."

Then the nature of this matter changes.

The aunt, who was sitting on the ground with an injured arm, unconsciously twitched the corner of her mouth. She was probably thinking to herself that she had been careless and should have checked more carefully.

"..."

The aunt fell silent for a moment, and her family members looked at her with strange expressions.

The Honda Civic owner, seeing that his aunt and family did not object, thought his scheme had succeeded and was even smiling smugly.

To their surprise...

"puff……"

Gu Yin was also smiling.

Not far away, under a peach tree, Gu Yin, with a few peach blossoms stuck to her hand, looked at the Honda Civic owner with an expression that said, "Look at an idiot."

The more I look at it, the more I want to laugh...

“Hahaha…Ahahahaha…”

Finally, he burst out laughing.

The Honda Civic owner and Gu Yin didn't get along to begin with, having already exchanged insults for most of the day. Hearing that laughter now only made him angrier, and he couldn't help but twitch his lips as he asked, "What are you laughing at?!"

"I was laughing at you for being an idiot, why am I laughing at you... Hahaha..."

Gu Yin crossed her arms over her chest, leaned against the thick peach tree, and laughed until she simply raised her hand to her forehead, covered her face, and squatted down to the side.

It's really hilarious...

This Honda Civic owner, thinking himself clever, believed that Yu Jie could never be a police officer. He thought that as long as Yu Jie wasn't a police officer, and as long as his aunt didn't have the motive of "helping the police with their work," then he would definitely be considered to be acting in "self-defense."

But the problem is...

What makes him so certain that Yu Jie isn't a police officer?!

"Hey, let me ask you something..." Gu Yin suddenly stood up while smiling, pointed at the Honda Civic owner's friend and asked him, "Are you two in cahoots? How come you're not thinking straight now that he hit his head?"

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

Yu Jie, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but laugh out loud and tugged at Gu Yin.

Haha...

The audience on the other side of the screen, watching "Reconciling with Life," was laughing so hard they were doubled over, with the live chat flooded with comments:

[Let's snatch the bamboo shoots!]

[Coach Gu, how can you be so sarcastic?]

Look how angry that uncle is, you can't even tell if it's his face or a pig's liver.

……

Gu Yin's merciless mockery really infuriated the Honda Civic owner, and instinctively, he wanted to argue with Gu Yin again.

I reckon it's going to be another round of birdsong and fragrant flowers.

But it was at this very moment...

"Drip-drip~"

Suddenly, the sound of sirens blared from not far away.

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this, and then turned to look. What came into view was a vehicle with flashing red and blue police lights on it, which was clearly a police car.

Behind the police car was an ambulance. What a coincidence, the police car and the ambulance came together.

Gu Yin and Yu Jie called the police and ambulance at almost the same time. Since the hospital and police station were both in a nearby county, it was perfectly normal for them to come together.

It's worth mentioning that the lead car was a very familiar police car.

The road was narrow, but fortunately there were hardly any vehicles passing by, so it didn't cause any congestion. After the police car arrived, it slowly stopped a short distance away. After the car was parked, two police officers in uniform got out of the car.

The Honda Civic owner was about to approach her to say something when one of the police officers got out of his car and went straight to Yu Jie, asking:

"Are you alright, Yu Jie? Are you hurt?"

“I’m fine,” Yu Jie waved her hand, glanced at the Honda Civic owner not far away, and said frankly, “I’m off today, and I didn’t bring my ID with me. He doesn’t believe my police number. Brother Ma, could you please help me verify my identity?”

Honda Civic owner: "???"

No, she's really a police officer?!
...(End of chapter)