I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 97: Fellow Countryman Meets Fellow Countryman
【Waaagh simulation ends.】

[The simulated character "Mad Doctor-Sack" has been saved. ]

[Remaining simulation points: 407 points. ]

[Number of magical spores: 22.]

Li Nuo's consciousness returned to his body.

He opened his eyes in the study of his residence, rubbed his hands excitedly, and immediately started the next simulation.

He took out 10 magical spores and swallowed them, then his consciousness left his body again and headed towards the vast sea of stars.

However, things are different this time.

Li Nuo was surprised to find that he did not go to the place suspected to be the Ullanor Orc Empire.

His consciousness was just halfway through the journey when the system pressed the pause button.

The star points of the shuttle froze in place, and a strangely shaped fleet appeared before its eyes.

The patchwork design exudes a rough style.

The personalized equipment production process means that there will never be two identical weapons on a ship.

Large numbers of macro cannons were piled on the ships regardless of cost.

The huge engine, like a boiler, was exposed outside the armor, vibrating and emitting thick smoke.

In the cracks and holes of the ship's armor plates, the fart spirits chirped and climbed around, moving supplies under the scolding of their overseers.

This is an Ork fleet, consisting of three Ork ships that seem incapable of flying but can navigate in the warp.

Li Nuo was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Especially when I saw the black pirate flag on the ship, I almost blurted out "Oh shit".

Orc Pirate Fleet!

A notorious raider from the Great Crusade!
"Damn it, am I going to be an orc pirate this time? Wouldn't that mean I'll have to face the human empire's fleet head-on?"

Li Nuo's scalp tingled.

If asked to play the role of an orc fighting orcs, he would have no psychological barriers at all.

But if he was asked to play the role of an orc and plunder innocent human citizens, he really couldn't do it. He would rather play the role of an orc and fight the elves.

However, he has no say in this matter.

It depends on how the system matches.

[The number of magical spores you consumed this time is 10. ]

[You are being matched with a simulated object that is equivalent to the amount of food consumed. 】

【...】

[Matching succeeded. 】

Li Nuo shot out with a whoosh, dived into the first orc ship, and passed through countless workshops built with scrap copper and iron.

The screen went black, and when I opened my eyes again, I was surrounded by the hissing steam boilers and power hammers pounding metal ingots.

Look down at your body.

He has all four limbs and a strong body, and he wears a leather work suit with many pockets, in which are placed things like nails, screws, nuts, and wrenches.

Based on past simulation experience, the status of simulated characters with intact limbs may not be very high.

Li Nuo quickly recalled the memories of this body and thought to himself that it was indeed true.

This simulated character is called Gujia, a senior orc technician who does odd jobs under the fleet's technical master.

"Oh, Gujia, don't be lazy, I'm watching you! Bring me the oil bottle on the shelf."

Jiba fiddled with the arc spray gun in his hand and yelled at Li Nuo with his head tilted.

Li Nuo turned around and picked up the oil bottle with oil stains all over the shell. The strong smell of engine oil penetrated his nose.

When he handed the oil bottle to Ji Ba, he took a quick look at the items on the craftsman's table.

It was a rugged metal leg, painted red, equipped with rocket thrusters, and very powerful.

Jiba took the oil bottle from Li Nuo, thrust the arc spray gun in his direction, and said, baring his overbitten front teeth:
"The air output of the spray gun has become smaller. Go clear it. Hurry up. If you delay again, I will..."

A loud and noisy voice came from the metal pipe on the wall, interrupting Jiba's urging:

"Hey, hey, hey! Hey, boys! Listen up! Our finder has found the whereabouts of those pointy-eared guys! They just shot down a shabby space station, which must be full of shiny goodies! Check your stuff and get your banging stuff ready! We're going to do something big! If anyone's stuff doesn't work, I'll chop him and his pointy ears off together!"

This loudmouth is the leader of the pirate fleet, known as Big Black Tooth. He has a bad temper and values money more than anything else.

The "object finder" he mentioned is orc slang, referring to things like "radar", "scanner" and "augury" in human language.

In the context of fleet command, the "object finder" is the shipborne radar, which is equivalent to the "Auger Matrix" of the Human Empire Fleet.

As for the "pointed ears".

This word is both vivid and appropriate. Needless to say, you can guess that it refers to the elves.

Translating Big Black Fang's command into human language is:

A space station has just been occupied by the Eldar, everyone is ready to fight! We are going to plunder the space station and the Eldar together! There is no room for error in the battle, and those who violate the rules will be killed!
Following Big Black Fang's order, the ship became bustling.

The farts put down their wrenches and hammers and crawled into the cracks in the corridor walls, while the technician boys finished arming themselves as quickly as possible.

Li Nuo followed his instinctive reaction, picked up the metal armor from the wall and put it on, and stuffed a few sticks of explosives into his trouser pockets.

The weapon of this body is a double-linked heavy lumberjack with a fast firing rate and strong firepower. It is definitely a top-notch weapon among orcs.

The moment you pick up the weapon, the system text pops up.

[It is detected that you are equipped with weapons made of mechanical sorcery. 】

[Consume 1 piece of universal psychic material to strengthen the weapon, so that it will not have any unexpected situations such as explosion, jamming, or misfiring in the next hour. ]

[Are you sure you want to strengthen it? ]

"confirm."

Li Nuo muttered to himself.

The technician boy's psychic field automatically separated a piece of universal psychic material and merged it with the firearm.

Li Nuo turned the double-linked heavy-duty lumberjack rifle in his hand over and over again, his eyes flickering.

There is a crack on the barrel of this gun, and there is an obvious risk of it exploding.

But according to the system, if I "think" about it for a while, the gun will not explode anymore?
The universal spiritual energy material is truly "universal".

Then is it possible to use the thinking ability to retrieve the blueprints related to mechanical witchcraft?

Li Nuo was lost in thought when Jiba rushed over and pulled him away.

"Don't be in a daze! Help me lift up the mechanical leg and give it to the boss!"

Li Nuo temporarily put aside the idea of modifying the firearm, and together with Jiba, he lifted his heavy mechanical legs and walked out of the workshop.

Turn left and go straight out of the door. The fart spirit supervisor on the road waved his whip to drive away the fart spirits blocking the way, making room for Li Nuo and the others.

After a while, they arrived at the bridge and saw Big Black Tooth who was missing his left leg.

Driven by instinct, Li Nuo used the spray gun and wrench he carried with him to help Da Heiya install his left leg.

Big Black Fang regained his mobility, jumped up from the spot, and stood on the brass throne.

He wore a retro black pirate hat on his head, his left hand had been transformed into a multi-barreled machine gun, and his right hand held a force field sword that he had looted from somewhere.

"Buzz." The force field sword lit up with a light blue light.

Big Black Fang swung his sword forward with all his might and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Charge! Smash that pointy-eared boat to pieces!"

Li Nuo looked at the floor-to-ceiling porthole directly opposite the throne.

The rapidly enlarging space station and Eldar ships came into view.

Three Eldar ships were parked in the space dock of the space station, and the Eldar pirates on the ships were fighting with the humans in the space station.

Li Nuo recognized these three Eldar pirate ships. They were all Aurora-class light cruisers known for their maneuverability, and their firepower was comparable to that of cruisers.

Three Ork Corsairs cut into the battlefield from behind the Eldar ships, aiming at the solar sails at the rear of the other ship and charging.

Big Black Fang's attack angle and timing were extremely sophisticated.

For one thing, the weapons on board Eldar ships are generally fired forward, with no ability to defend against attacks from the rear.

Secondly, due to the boarding battle with the space station, the shields of the Eldar ships had already been shut down.

At this time, the Eldar ships were equivalent to big, clean drums. The ending could be described in three words: being blown to pieces.

Li Nuo clutched the railing beside the throne and buried his head in his arms.

Three seconds later, a loud bang spread from the ramming horn in front to the bridge, and dizzying sound waves and vibrations surged inside the bridge.

The rusty metal ram dealt a devastating blow to the Eldar ship, stabbing it deep, again and again.

The steel was torn apart, the flames of the explosion filled the field of vision, the window frames of the floor-to-ceiling portholes were all broken, and the walls of the bridge were deformed visibly.

The orc ship itself was also seriously damaged in the collision.

But it was like a rusty saw blade, deeply embedded in the hull of the Eldar ship, leaving countless irreparable scars.

With a harsh friction sound, the ship's speed dropped rapidly, and at least one-third of the hull was stuck inside the Eldar ship.

Outside the porthole, the fire died down and the Eldar ship covered with ashes and corpses appeared before his eyes.

Inside the collapsed ship, several figures crawled out from the ruins and looked at the orc pirates who were so close at hand in horror.

These people wore gaudy and bizarre costumes, embellished with artificial scales, animal furs and colorful feathers.

They are Eldar pirates who, unwilling to conform to the rules and regulations of the Ark Eldar, became privateers plundering across the galaxy.

People in the same industry often become enemies when they meet, not to mention that Big Black Fang obviously has a grudge against these Eldar pirates.

As soon as the orc ships completed their intrusion, Big Black Fang roared with an unprecedented loudspeaker and a loud voice:
"Kill them all! Loot them all! Burn them all! For the shiny stuff! For the Waaaagh! Kill!!!"

In an instant, a large number of fart spirits emerged from corners like cockroaches and rushed into the Eldar ships howling.

In the passage connected to the bridge, there were groups of orc boys, special warfare boys, technician boys, and fart spirits.

Li Nuo was squeezed into the Eldar ship by the vast sea of orc pirates.

They came one after another, shoulder to shoulder, and everywhere you looked were green-skinned orcs, like a swarm of locusts passing through a land, leaving no grass to grow.

Li Nuo's feet were off the ground and he was pushed all the way. Later, he was carried on the head by a crazy orc pirate and ran wildly.

This went on for about half a minute, and then a sudden explosion blew him away.

After a dizzy spell, Li Nuo finally found his footing in the chaos. He dusted himself off and stood up. He looked around blankly, with only one question in his mind.

Where is this shit?
Am I on an Eldar ship or am I on a space station?

The room we are in is luxuriously decorated.

Li Nuo broke in through the window and smashed a wine rack. The fragrant wine was flowing on the dark red carpet.

Famous paintings with High Gothic language hung on the walls, which were obviously works of art from the Human Empire.

Next to the painting is a mechanical button for opening the gate, with the words "VIP room door is always closed" written on it.

Oh, I see. I seem to have been thrown into the VIP room of a human civilian ship.

Li Nuo scratched his head, and a strange idea popped into his mind.

If he drove this ship to Epimet, wouldn't he have a chance to see his own body?

Just as I was thinking this, I heard a banging sound next to me, followed by a human male's shouting through the wall.

"Hello. Is anyone out there?"

"Dong dong dong."

"Brother, help me open the door. I seem to be trapped in here."

"Dong dong dong."

Li Nuo twitched his lips, a little speechless.

You let an orc technician boy open the door for you?
how?

Do you think your horoscope is tough?

It goes without saying that the person hiding in the secret door of the VIP room is most likely the owner of the ship. Even if he is not the owner, he should be a VIP guest.

Li Nuo weighed the double-linked heavy-duty logging rifle in his hand, pulled out the wrench from his waist and knocked on the door.

With a click, the metal block blocking the secret door was knocked off.

The person inside the door pulled the door sideways with force and finally opened it.

He was about to cheer when he saw a tall and strong orc pointing a logging spear at him.

At this moment, the air fell into deathly silence.

Li Nuo did not shoot.

Firstly, he was not mentally prepared to kill innocent human beings as an orc.

As long as the other party doesn't take action, he will naturally not take action either.

Secondly, he felt that the person in front of him looked familiar.

Thinking about it carefully, why does it feel like the other person is a bit like the boss of the Sheshui Gang?

The leader of the Sheshui Gang was also on the cleanup operation's list, and Li Nuo had seen his portrait.

He was a burly one-eyed man in his early thirties. His most distinctive feature was his blind right eye and his left eye that had been transformed into a prosthetic eye.

The human in front of him was also blind in his right eye, and the prosthetic eye on his left eye was slightly different from the one of the boss of the Sheshui Gang, with an extra layer of metal edging with carvings.

Other than that, everything else is exactly the same.

Let’s talk about the clothes he’s wearing.

Velvet fabric, pale gold embroidery, and detailed neckline and buttons.

This is a wealthy businessman's outfit that symbolizes wealth.

But when worn on the other person, it can't hide the ruffian vibe and looks weird.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

Li Nuo narrowed his eyes slightly, raised the muzzle of the gun slightly, and tried to speak in Low Gothic:
"Where...are you...from?"

The man was being pointed at with a gun, and now he heard the orcs speaking human language, and he was stunned for a moment.

Lee Nora cocked the gun and asked again.

"Kaka."

"Where...are you...from?"

The man shuddered, waking up from a dream:
"An orc who can speak Low Gothic? How rare."

Just because it's rare doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

There are as many Orcs who can speak Low Gothic as there are Humans who can speak Orcish.

Without waiting for Li Nuo to ask for the third time, the man rolled his eyes and said:

"Brother, I'm here to do business. How about this? I'll give you half of my money, and we..."

Li Nuo pushed the muzzle of the gun forward and poked it into the opponent's chest. His eyes turned cold:

"Tell me, where are you from?"

The man stopped talking and stammered:

"I, I, I, I... I'm from Epimet. Do you know where that is? If you don't know, there's nothing I can do..."

It really is the one-eyed leader of the Sheshui Gang... Li Nuo's heart was stirred, but on the surface he remained calm:
"What are you doing here?"

Facing the orc's second question, the man was afraid of the gun on his chest and dared not not answer:
"I'm here to do business... No, no, no... Actually, I'm here to be a corporate spy. My boss is a big shot in Epimate. You know what a big shot means, right? It's like your boss."

So that's what happened. Someone hired the leader of the Sheshui Gang to act as a commercial spy for him.

A dirty job like corporate espionage must be done by an experienced person, and it must be someone who has the upper hand.

The leader of the water-receiving gang is just the thing for doing the dirty work.

Li Nuo quickly thought of a plan to squeeze out the other party's value.

At this moment, the man reached out and scratched his tailbone, twisting his waist unnaturally.

This action seemed to cause him pain. He involuntarily took a breath and muttered:
"Damn, my waist is getting more and more painful..."

Li Nuo frowned, subconsciously thinking of the infection symptoms of the fungal alien - Bone Drinker.

The Bone Drinkers, scientifically known as Acre-Hereth, are a parasitic fungal alien civilization that enjoys feeding on human bone marrow.

When a human is infected by a Bone Drinker, pain in the bone marrow will start from the coccyx and slowly spread to the entire spine.

It started out as an itch, then turned into pain.

If the host is of no use to the Bone Drinker, his bone marrow will be sucked dry, and he will eventually die in excruciating pain.

A few parasites that are judged to be of high value by the Bone Drinkers will use various methods to replenish their own bone marrow or find other food sources for the Bone Drinkers under their control.

Looking at the man in front of him whose mouth was twitching because of pain, Li Nuo had a bad feeling in his heart.

He reached out, grabbed the man's neck, put him down, and lifted the clothes on his back.

There are still acne and scars on the skin on the back, but no signs of infection can be seen from the outside.

Li Nuo recalled the knowledge about the Bone Drinkers, drew the machete from his waist, and stabbed at the opponent's tailbone.

At the moment when the blade was about to cut through the skin, the spine twisted like an earthworm in a mud pond, avoiding the tip of the knife pointing at itself.

The tip of the knife pierced into the flesh with a "swoosh" sound, and the man howled in pain.

The man's spine twisted violently under his flesh, trying to stay away from the sharp blade.

The source of power that moves the spine is the man's coccyx.

Bone Drinkers!
This corporate spy has been infected by the Bone Drinker!

Li Nuo's heart trembled, he raised his gun and pointed it at the man, his voice was as low as a death knell:

"I'm sorry...I have to kill you."

"Bang bang bang bang——"

The lumberjack gun fired a barrage of bullets, and the man was instantly riddled with holes and died on the spot.

Li Nuo concentrated his firepower at the coccyx, and the bullet tore it into pieces within a second.

As blood splattered, a strange blue-purple light appeared on the corpse, and was then completely crushed by the torrent of bullets.

The gunfire stopped and smoke drifted out of the muzzles.

Li Nuo slowly exhaled a breath and used the analytical fungus to scan the corpse, especially where the blue-purple light appeared.

As expected, the blue-purple light just now was emitted by the Bone Drinker.

[Name: Ark Hailes of Death (i.e. Bone Drinker)]

【Analysis results:】

[Fungal aliens in the Warhammer world grow and reproduce by parasitizing and cannibalizing living organisms. You have completely destroyed it.]

[Bacteria ability: unknown. Please use the fungus analysis function on complete and fresh samples to obtain information related to bacteria ability. ]

Open the system interface, select the bacterial ability - corpse transformation, and activate it.

[You are about to perform the corpse transformation technique on a corpse weighing approximately 83 kilograms.]

[The consumption of this fungus's power is equal to the weight of the corpse, which is 83 kg of corpse-eating fungi.]

[Have you confirmed the ability to initiate the bacterium? ]

"confirm."

Li Nuo nodded slightly.

Invisible waves followed his gaze and were transmitted to the corpse.

Half a minute later, the body disappeared, leaving only liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer.

Black fertilizer will turn gray and evaporate.

Liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer is a white aqueous solution. The ammonia in it is also very volatile and smells stinky, almost like Squiggle poop.

It won't be long before the liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer will evaporate all the ammonia and become a pool of ordinary sewage.

Since the evaporation rate is fast, Li Nuo does not intend to waste time dealing with the liquid fertilizer on the ground.

But the question is, why did this corporate spy infect the Bone Drinkers?

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