I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 64: Protecting Our Golden Hook

Fu Gaisi waited quietly for the answer, his eyes sparkling and a smile on his lips, and it seemed that he wanted to argue with the question to the end.

Li Nuo knew he couldn't avoid it, so he had to bite the bullet and think about the answer.

Q: If you had the opportunity to communicate with the Emperor in person, what would you like to say to him?
Answer: Oh~ Big golden guy, I’ve heard a lot about you.

Click, bang.

The bolt gun is loaded and the shooting will take ten minutes.

Answer: The four gods should be established and the false emperor should die!
Click, bang. Shoot for another ten minutes.

Answer: The little Zhongdong Shaman also wants to be the master of mankind?
Click, bang. Continue shooting for ten minutes.

All kinds of clichés about the emperor were swirling in Li Nuo's mind, without any serious content, which made him break out in a cold sweat.

Watching short videos is harmful.

Is there no blogger who analyses the emperor seriously? Why are they all just playing with memes?

At this moment, Li Nuo wished that he was just an ordinary person who had never been influenced by short videos.

Only in this way could he answer Lord Vorges with one hundred percent sincerity and the word "loyalty!"

Now, my mind is filled with blasphemous contents, and if I say any of them, I will be labeled as a heretic.

To be honest, Li Nuo felt helpless.

As a time traveler, his perspective on the empire is similar to that of a God. He can take in the overall situation, step out of the matter, and analyze calmly.

From this perspective, the human empire in the Warhammer world is not an entirely positive image.

Whether it's official novels, official movies, or official setting collections, the Empire of Man is often portrayed as a xenophobic, cruel, extremely large, and bloated empire run by a slow-moving bureaucracy.

All of this is inseparable from the Lord of the Empire.

When it comes to governing the Empire, the Emperor knows nothing. He should just hand over full power to the Imperial Chancellor Malcador and the Lord of the Second Empire Guilliman.

Oh no, no, why did I think of such a heretical thing again?

Li Nuo held his face in distress, fearing that Lord Fugas would see the bitterness on his face.

Calm your mind and think seriously again.

The turning point for the Imperium of Man was the events of the Horus Heresy.

The origins of the Horus Heresy can be traced back to the Emperor's order to Guilliman to destroy Lorgar's Immaculate City.

The destruction of Perfect City occurred in 964.M30.

Today it is 985.M30.

The time when he traveled through time was too late, and he could no longer stop Lorgar from joining the Chaos side. Correspondingly, stopping Horus's rebellion was already a luxury.

In the near future, the Battle of Isstvan 3, the Landing Site Massacre of Isstvan 5, the Battle of Prospero and other tragedies will follow one after another.

Li Nuo wanted to remind the Emperor not to let Chaos hide behind the scenes and corrupt the Primarch.

These words are indeed Li Nuo's true feelings, and will definitely satisfy Lord Fugais. The other party may even pass on the message to the emperor to avoid future tragedies.

But as soon as he said it out loud, he would be targeted by the Chaos enemy and would be dead.

Therefore, although these true words are authentic, they cannot be spoken.

What else can I say?

Li Nuo was extremely conflicted, his eyes inadvertently swept across the system interface, and an idea flashed in his mind.

Got an idea.

After the Horus Heresy, the Emperor was unable to rest on the Golden Throne.

He has to keep selling hooks to the webway demon in order to subdue the demon.

…Damn it!
Can you please get this damn stupid joke out of my head?!
…Seriously.

Large numbers of demons constantly attack the entrance to the webway under the Golden Throne, and the Emperor has to sit on the throne to suppress the demons.

In addition, he himself was seriously injured in the battle and was dying, and needed to rely on the stasis field on the throne to maintain his life.

What restrains the devil?
A future Grey Knight?
Or is it the Sister of Silence who has appeared since the beginning of the Great Crusade?

As a cloud hammer,
Li Nuo felt that these were not the most ideal answers. They could indeed restrain Chaos Demons to a certain extent, but their effectiveness was far inferior to that of the Green-skinned Orcs.

The green-skinned orcs are stronger than the demons, it can be said that it is like a father beating his son.

Demons feed on violent mood swings. The more desperate, pessimistic, angry, and hungry the emotion, the more the demon likes it and the more powerful it becomes.

The greenskin has a one-track mind and has no other ideas except shooting him and beating him. He can't provide any emotional value to the devil at all.

It's like humans are a piece of unpolished jade, while green-skinned orcs are a piece of shit.

Demons love to see rough gems destroyed, but they definitely don't want to knead a pile of shit.

What if? Li Nuo meant what if.

Suppose in the future he uses mushroom farms to tame the green-skinned orcs, turning them into green-skinned Palu, and commanding them to help the Emperor guard the entrance to the Webway and wipe out the demons.

At the same time, the green-skinned Palu kept thinking that the Emperor could escape from the brink of death and recover mentally and physically.

Then wouldn't the Emperor be able to stand up from the Golden Throne?
By then, the Emperor will lead his troops to fight, Gibbs will manage government affairs, Doraemon will be in charge of technology, and Mephisto will be in charge of killing people. The entire empire will undergo a qualitative change.

Many desperate scenes in the 40k era might not have appeared. Li Nuo's thoughts surged and he nodded secretly.

Since the Horus Heresy is unavoidable, I will start by commanding the greenskin Palu to suppress the Webway Demons and change the fate of the human empire.

"My lord, I have the answer."

Li Nuo took a deep breath, met Fu Gais's gaze and said:

"If I had the honor of speaking to the Emperor, I would tell him that I would do my best to serve him."

Fu Gaisi smiled unchanged and asked gently:

"How do you plan to contribute?"

Li Nuo shook his head slightly:

"I can't be sure about that. It depends on my specific identity. If I become an imperial soldier in the future, I will fight and kill the enemy to protect the emperor. I am your agent now. I will do my job well and consolidate your rule over the hive city. In short, for the sake of the human empire and for mankind, I will do my best to help you and your majesty."

The theme was elevated, the rhythm was ups and downs, and the emotions were rich. Li Nuo felt that this set of rhetoric should satisfy Fu Gaisi.

Fu Gaisi pondered for a few seconds, and his smile became more amiable:

"Not bad. Although there are signs of deliberate wording, I feel your sincerity. Congratulations, Li Nuo, you have passed my interview. From now on, you will be promoted from a trainee agent to a formal agent. I hope you can make more contributions to this hive city in the future."

Fu Gaisi stretched out his right hand, and Li Nuo also stretched out his right hand.

The two hands were clasped together, and the warmth flowed from Fu Gais's palm into Li Nuo's palm, turning around in his hand like taking a walk and then returning to the original path.

Li Nuo was secretly congratulating himself for passing the examination at this time and did not pay much attention to this unusual warm current.

"Okay, get out. Let me talk to Delton. Delton will take you to register as a formal agent later."

"Farewell, my lord. I wish you good health and all the best."

Li Nuo bowed, walked quickly towards the door, and breathed a sigh of relief.

The governor's guards outside opened the door, Li Nuo walked out, and Delton entered the room.

In Delton's eyes, the scene in the room was very different from what Li Nuo saw.

The Emperor, Lord of Mankind.

He possesses extremely unique psychic powers, allowing him to have a thousand different faces.

When everyone sees him, they will see the side they want to see.

Before Li Nuo walked into the room, he was thinking that the person he was going to meet was Lord Fugas.

Therefore, in his eyes, the person in the room was Fu Ge Si.

Delton is different.

He knew clearly that the Emperor had temporarily occupied Lord Vorges' body through some means.

So the moment he stepped into the room, Delton saw a man in golden armor.

He stood by the floor-to-ceiling window, his back to the door, his figure tall and majestic.

His profile was like a work of art carved with a knife and an axe, resolute and cold, and the golden light above his head seemed to contain the truth.

"Your Majesty." Delton knelt on one knee.

The Emperor gazed at the night view outside the window and said in a low voice:

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Li Nuo is not our enemy. I have already given psychological hints to the governor of this hive city and several important human species. You don't need to continue monitoring Li Nuo."

"Yes, Your Majesty, everything is according to your wishes." Delton lowered his head to show his submission.

The emperor returned the body to Vorges, and Delton bowed his head and saw the emperor off.

Lord Fugas had a dazed look in his eyes and a dazed expression, as if he was suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Delton helped him sit on the sofa.

After a long time, Fu Gaisi slowly came back to his senses:
"Sorry, Delton, I've been distracted again. Where were we talking about?"

Delton stood beside the sofa, leaning forward and saying:
"Sir, we were just talking about Li Nuo's promotion to full-time position."

"Oh, yes." Vogue laughed.

"Li Nuo is a good guy. I like him. Let's just follow the standard regularization process and double his extra bonus this time to encourage him to work hard."

"As you command, sir. Your generosity is admirable." Delton took out the data pad:
"Next is the report on this mission. I will orally recite it to you."

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Note: Imperial Army.

During the Great Crusade, the Space Forces and the Ground Forces were not separated and were collectively known as the Imperial Army. After the Horus Heresy, Guilliman divided the Imperial Army into the Imperial Navy and the Astra Militarum.

Another note:

To prevent controversy, the author took the initiative to confess:

The Emperor's performance as stronger than the official novel at the same time is a foreshadowing. According to the current writing progress, it will be revealed after about 200 million words.

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