I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 287 Palu's New Home
"Master Priest, the peak value of the gravity wave change has reached the Alpha+ level! The suppression force field is overloaded! There is an estimated 82% chance of masking the gravity field change!"

The voice of Chief Tech Master - Guradil echoed in the bridge.

Everyone held their breath, nervously watching the numerical changes on the holographic screen. Even the mischievous fart spirit kept his mouth shut, his eyes wide like copper bells.

Alfa Romeo Plus!

This is an even more outrageous figure than the Alpha Plus!
Without the protection of a suppressor field, the star system would have been in chaos long ago.

The three planets closest to the star will be captured by the gravitational field of Paru, and the star system will begin to split apart.

The gravitational field of the planet Paru will directly clash with that of the star, and the sun may be torn apart or undergo a violent collapse.

After that, the star system was either destroyed in the explosion of the sun or split in two, and the planet Paru took several planets and went far away.

You must hold on, Counterforce Field!

Li Nuo gripped his staff tightly, his heart pounding.

"Great Priest, good news! The peak value of the gravity wave change has decreased; it's now at the Alpha level! We've controlled the magnitude of the planet's gravity change! Planet Paru is being compressed by the dimensional pocket, compression progress 1%, 2%, 3%!"

The ancient Latin voice proclaimed.

A progress bar appears on the holographic screen, increasing by 1% per second.

In the optical detection field of view, Planet Paru shrank, shrank, and shrank again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the boy and the fart spirit screamed in shock.

Nearly two minutes later, Planet Paru transformed from a planet into a sphere the size of a basketball.

The beam emitted by the engineering vessel has a traction function.

The planet Paru entered the ship's hull following the beam of light. The engineering vessel transformed from an open lotus shape into a bud, storing the planet Paru within its internal pocket force field.

"Witch Priest, the compression of Planet Paru is complete, and we are beginning to correct the gravitational environment of the star system."

The ancient Latin operating panel was in motion, with hands and two mechanical arms rapidly typing on the keyboard.

Without Planet Paru, the gravitational environment of the star system would change drastically; the planet being ejected from the star system would be a minor matter.

In the worst-case scenario, the entire star system could shrink toward the sun, and all the planets could crash onto the sun's surface.

The resulting astronomical spectacle is enough to attract the attention of all parties.

Now, a glowing sphere has appeared in the original location of Planet Paru. It is a fake spatial entity created by the engineering ship to simulate the gravity parameters of Planet Paru in order to stabilize the gravitational environment of the star system.

As Guradil manipulated it, the luminous sphere shrank inward, shrinking from the size of a planet to the size of a grain of rice.

This is a gravitational singularity created by a dimensional pocket.

It possesses the gravity parameters of the planet Paru and will gradually reduce its own gravity, allowing the star system to adapt to the changing gravitational environment little by little.

It is expected that the gravitational singularity will dissipate naturally in one year, and the star system will form a stable structure.

"Begin transferring to Planet Paru and request to open the network portal."

Guradil looked toward the command post.

Li Nuo nodded to him:
"Permission is granted to open the gates to the network."

"Hoo!" Guradil pressed the button.

A net gate appeared near the engineering vessel, and the vessel flew into it.

Li Nuo commanded the Steel Ingot to enter the net channel, leaving the rest of the ships outside to keep watch.

The engineering vessel and the Steel Ingot shuttled through the net channel and soon arrived at the pre-designated home location.

This is a network node with two gates.

One gate leads to the network's forward base, and the other gate leads to the network node, which has only one network gate.

Li Nuo named this place "Palu Homeland", while the network node connected to Palu Homeland and with only one network gate was named "Palu Back Garden".

The diameter of Palu's homeland is 5 million kilometers.

The engineering vessel releases Planet Paru in the very center of the home planet. This process is relatively slow, with progress increasing by 1% every hour.

The waiting time is the hardest to endure.

Li Nuo sent Elon, Space, Beast, and others to patrol and clean up the mess, while he patiently waited in the bridge for Planet Paru to finish "decompressing".

Four days passed in the blink of an eye.

Planet Paru returned to normal, and the Paru Kids and the Pikachu were overjoyed at their new home.

On this day, the Palu warlords were upgraded to the Palu Empire.

Correspondingly, the original clans and tribes were promoted one level.

To commemorate this day, Lino decided to hold the "Palu Festival" every year at this time.

Three days of global vacation, the boys can enjoy drinking, eating meat, and hand-to-hand combat to their heart's content.

The fleet stationed in the Paru star system was relocated to Paru Homeland, with only secret observation outposts set up at the edge of the star system.

At the same time, Li Nuo didn't forget the farting Avengers.

These eccentric individuals are unconventional and adept at learning. Although they lack my intellectual capacity, they have mastered some mechanical and mad doctor magic through their intelligence and diligent work ethic.

Li Nuo possesses the body of the Farting King - Gold Coin, and migrates the Farting Avengers over.

Once they're on Palu's territory, they can't be called the "Avengers" anymore.

Li Nuo first isolated the Avengers' fart spirits, performed genetic modification surgery to remove their hatred and desire for revenge against the orc boy, and then instilled them with Palu's philosophy of life and work.

And so, a special group of intelligent, down-to-earth, and long-lived fart spirits were born.

They excel at learning and imitation, enjoy studying theoretical knowledge, and are adept at replicating orc witchcraft in practice using physics and chemistry.

Based on these excellent qualities, Li Nuo named the faction to which they belonged:
Palu College.

Anyone who longs to escape vulgarity and bad taste, anyone who desires social status and wealth in Palu Homeland, can enroll in Palu Academy.

After passing the entrance exam designed by Dean of the Farts - Gold Coins, the Farts can take a year off to study full-time.

One year later, the final exams will be held.

I passed the exam and will continue my studies.

If you fail the exam, then go back to where you came from and continue being a subservient subject to the orcs.

"Scum will never be slaves!"

"WAAAGH! When I return after completing my studies, I'll make all the Palu beastmen kneel down and call me grandpa!"

"Knowledge changes destiny! Knowledge is the ladder to progress!"

At the college gate, the scoundrel raised his arms and shouted, and the scene was bustling with noise.

This was the first time Li Nuo had discovered that he had so many sycophants under his command who were eager to change their situation through learning.

Palu Academy can accept orc students, but no Palu orcs have come to enroll.

After all, in Palu's eyes, studying is useless; chopping, shooting, knocking, fighting, and thinking are the true path for Palu beastmen.

If we're talking about which of the Palu kids has developed an interest in learning, it's only the beast that carries a fragment of the stupid kid's genes.

"Boss, I also want to go to the academy for further studies, but I still have to lead the Netway Expeditionary Team into battle."

The beast scratched its head, looking troubled.

Li Nuo, possessing the sorcerer boy Sak, sat on Zarg's shoulder and smiled slightly:
"I designed a remote teaching model for the academy. After enrolling, orcs can take classes online without having to come to the academy. There are no time restrictions for online classes. Whenever you have free time, you can connect to our Palu Homeland's network using your data board and study anytime, anywhere."

"Wow! That's so cool! Boss, you're awesome! You came up with such a great idea!"

The wild beast let out a delighted howl and ran towards the registration site:

"Then I'll go register for the exam! I'm absolutely sure I'll get first place!"

As the beast charged in the direction it was heading, the fart demons parted in fear, but many of them had fighting spirit burning in their eyes.

This fighting spirit is not about force, but about learning and strategic thinking.

While they might not be as physically strong as beasts that have undergone multiple rounds of enhancement, they certainly have a chance to surpass them academically. Li Nuo watched all this with a sense of satisfaction.

Compared to the human empire, he genuinely loved his own Palu homeland.

Although the main characters here are orcs, under their tutelage, they have come very close to being civilized and decent.

It is worth mentioning the current monetary system of Palu Village.

The Ulanor orcs use orc teeth as currency.

This is a war-oriented monetary system.

The issuance of currency depends on war; the more casualties and wounds in battle, the more teeth are fought, and the more abundant the total amount of currency becomes.

The Palu homeland is well-rounded, capable of fighting, producing, researching, and trading.

Li Nuo originally planned to use precious metals to make currency, but later found that it didn't have to be that complicated.

He used gene editing techniques to design a unique type of animal tooth, which he named "Palu Teeth".

These animal teeth have the following characteristics:

First, both Palu beastmen and Palu fart spirits can grow Palu beast teeth.

Secondly, in the most primitive state, both Palu beastmen and Palu fart spirits grow one Palu beast tooth every three days.

Third, whether they are Palu beastmen or Palu fart spirits, as long as they pass the professional level exam of Palu Homeland, they can be vaccinated with the beast tooth growth promoter.

For example, the scholar of farts.

A Level 1 Farting Scholar, after receiving an injection of a growth promoter, will grow an additional Palu Beast Tooth every 30 days.

For example, the Palu Orcs' Slash Boys advance their class level through battle merits.

The Level 1 Chopping Boy, after receiving an injection of a growth promoter, will grow an extra Palu Beast Tooth every 30 days.

The fourth characteristic of the Palu beast teeth is that they can be peeled off painlessly after growth is complete. They are fire-resistant, water-resistant, electrical-resistant, corrosion-resistant, and resistant to strong acids and alkalis. They can be preserved for a long time and carry the genetic code of the Palu beastman and the fart spirit.

With this setup, the currency production logic of Palu Homeland changes from war-oriented to career level-up.

To acquire more currency, the Palu Orcs and Farting Spirits must work together to improve their class level.

Under this system:

Whoever formulates the detailed rules for occupational ranks, controls the production and use of accelerators, and has the authority to write the genetic code of animal teeth, can control this monetary system.

Without a doubt, Li Nuo has firmly grasped all aspects of the situation.

“Let’s go, Zarg, let’s check on the Heart of Fire. Next, we’ll use the Heart of Fire to change the structure of Planet Paru and quickly complete the megalithization transformation.”

"Hmph." Zarg carried the priest onto the railcar.

A moment later, inside a large workshop more than ten kilometers underground.

The energy engine steadily delivers subspace energy, charging the Heart of Fire.

Isabella repaired the Heart of Fire on Comoros and did not enter Paru's Homeland.

Tech Master - Guradil came to report on the progress:
"Report, High Priest, the Heart of Fire has been fully charged today. This is the list of single crystals consumed for the megalithic transformation."

Li Nuo took the data panel and examined it carefully.

The giant rock transformation is carried out in three steps: water separation, plate migration, and refining, which will consume 150 million tons, 1000 million tons, and 1500 million tons of single crystals, respectively.

The consumption is enormous.

The good news is that single crystals can be added while the modification is being carried out, without having to consume all the single crystals at once.

As long as the development of the network graveyard and the production capacity of single crystals can keep up, the plan to terraform planets with the Heart of Fire can continue stably for a long time.

"Drip drip."

Li Nuo was halfway through reading when the noisy box at his waist emitted a communication notification sound.

Airon called:

"Witch Priest, I just received a message from the Palu Star System Observation Post. A magical spaceship has appeared at the edge of the star system."

Li Nuo raised an eyebrow and replied:

"Okay, I understand. I'll come over to check on things later."

"okay."

Communication ends.

After reviewing the list, Li Nuo instructed Guradil to carry out the plan, and then went to the garrison base in his homeland to meet up with Elon.

Inside the base's command center, a holographic screen floated in the air, showing Li Nuo the movements of the magic ship.

The holographic image transitions from the real universe into the Web Channel, with the transit node located near a Web Channel gate outside the Milky Way.

There was a hidden outpost there, with the gate to the nearby network tunnel always open.

The observation post in the Palu star system transmits images via the Roaring Box.

The relay outpost receives the video feed and transmits it to the network via a shouting box.

Therefore, the Palu Home, located on the network, can view the status of the Palu star system in real time.

The image shows a void ship with a shell-like appearance and round, light-colored ship-borne shields.

Its size is similar to that of a green-skinned frigate, suggesting it's a small spaceship from some magical civilization.

The scanning results from the search engine revealed that the ship's main material was actually rock, not metal.

Hiss… Li Nuo took a slight breath, remembering something.

About a year ago, when he first arrived on Planet Paru, it was still a primitive planet.

The primitive civilization above is being plundered by cold trade fleets.

By chance, Li Nuo rescued a group of primitive people.

Later, he transferred these people to a planet with a magical civilization.

The architectural style and magical features of that planet, including elements such as rocks, oceans, and seashells, closely match the magical spaceship before us.

"Great Priest," said the boy operating the tool to find the item.

“We have concealed the signal of the gravitational singularity. The ship will not be able to detect the gravitational singularity unless it enters a range of 1 million kilometers around it.”

What are you afraid of?

The magical spaceship embarked on a sub-light-speed journey, circling the star system and taking measurements from different angles.

Half an hour later, it seemed to have found some clue and headed straight toward the original coordinates of the planet Paru.

Li Nuo was now certain that the ship definitely came from the magical civilization that had taken in primitive people.

Airon said in a deep voice:
Should we sink it?

Li Nuo pondered for a moment:
"Let's assess the situation first. Have Pampa keep an eye on the warp. Interstellar communication between these magical civilizations is most likely conducted through the warp. Notify the Shining Clan to prepare to use warp projection to intercept the warp communications and warp travel of magical spaceships."

"Alright." Airon picked up the noisy box and quickly relayed the order.

Li Nuo asked the young man below the command platform:

"Are the stealth assault ships at the observation outpost ready?"

"Report, sir, the stealth assault ship 'Brother Mao's Club' is ready and can depart at any time."

Li Nuo nodded:

“Very good. After the Shining Clan seals off the warp, send ‘Brother Mao’s Club’ to make contact with the opposing ships. I will ask Brother Mao to protect it.”

"hold head high!"

(End of this chapter)