I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 269 Titans are all made of paper.

Over the past few days, the governors' circle of the Human Empire's Solar Starfield has been abuzz with several major news items.

The Word Bearer Primarch was captured, and the Word Bearer Legion was ordered by the Emperor to return to their homeworld, Kirkith, for inspection by the Guardians. The Beastmaster of Ulanor led a massive Greenskin attack on Expedition 85, and no one survived. The Primarch of the Midnight Lords was suspected of being captured by the Beastmaster.

The investigation into the Word Bearers' Legion concluded earlier yesterday, allowing the Word Bearers' expeditionary force to leave their homeworld to continue expanding the Empire's territory or to search for the Primarch's whereabouts.

The appearance of the Beast King Ulgr contradicts previous reports.

It was previously rumored that Ulger and its "Wolf Blade" were trapped in the southernmost part of the Pacific Sector.

But now, it has attacked Expedition 85, proclaiming its infamous reputation through brutal slaughter.

The number of Primarch prisoners in its possession may have increased from one to two.

Horus was the one who most wanted to face Urg head-on.

The Primarch of the Shadowmoon Wolf, acting in the name of the War Council, is rescuing Loka, but has been misled by false information and is heading to the Pacific Sector.

To make matters worse, Terra was unable to contact Horus and his Star Speakers.

This phenomenon is easy to understand.

For example.

There are two cars on the highway.

A car is moving at full speed, speeding from west to east.

The other car set off a few days later. Although it was also going at full speed, it was impossible for it to catch up with the first car, no matter how hard it tried.

Horus's 63rd Expedition is advancing at full speed in the warp, and Terra's message to him also indicates that they are advancing at full speed; their speeds are roughly the same.

Terra's interstellar messages will only catch up with Horus once he leaves the warp.

Horus must have been furious when he realized he had been tricked by false information.

As the mastermind behind the scenes, Li Nuo didn't see anything wrong with it; after all, it was better than Horus being corrupted by Loka.

He rested on the planet Paru, inspected and improved the Black Fang Fleet, in preparation for killing Angron.

The first to be affected is the inventory of sealed yeast.

The consumption multiples for different bacterial capabilities are universal.

In other words, the Brain Stun Technique requires 81 times the base cost to induce the Primitive to enter a brain-stun state, so the sealing yeast also requires 81 times the base cost.

The only difference lies in the basic consumption of different bacteria.

When Li Nuo faced Luo Jia before, he calculated the consumption of the sealing technique and got a figure of 8.1 million tons.

Angron's prestige is not as high as Loka's, so the amount of energy consumed to seal him should be less than 8.1 million tons.

So, taking advantage of the Black Fang Fleet's rest, Li Nuo went all out and frantically cultivated the sealing yeast.

The nutrients needed for cultivation are the droppings of Skull, Orcs, and Fartings.

Some people use poop to make egg tarts and pizzas, so it makes perfect sense for Li Nuo to use it to fertilize the sealed yeast.

With the help of fungal simulation, Li Nuo spent nearly a month consuming all the poop on Planet Paru and the Netway Forward Base, obtaining a full 10 billion tons of sealing yeast.

Of course, this process involves more than just consuming feces; regular nutrients, such as carbon, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, and water, are also used in the simulation.

Li Nuo did the math and found that the cost of using poop to cultivate sealing yeast was far lower than that of purifying poop.

He simply issued an order: from then on, the poop-scooper only needed to collect the poop, without needing to clean it up.

Every so often, Lino would possess the witch boy Sak and use fungal simulation to transform poop into sealing yeast.

It not only addresses the pollution caused by excrement but also provides a stable supply of sealing yeast, making it a win-win situation.

"Guys, check the ship. We're ready to set sail."

Li Nuo, possessing the body of Big Black Fang, stood on the command platform and beckoned to the beast:
"Let me introduce you all, this is my new henchman - the Silent One."

The beast, clad in airtight, canned armor, gave a muffled snort as a greeting.

Li Nuo activated the "simulation" service for the beast.

The beast's current body is not its true form; it is merely possessing this body in the form of consciousness, following Big Black Fang's actions.

This has two benefits.

First, there is no need to worry about staff reductions, especially the reduction of key personnel.

Secondly, when Beast is not traveling with Black Fang, Smoker will remain in the fleet to protect Black Fang closely.

The orc pirate fleet set off, passing through the network nodes near the planet Paru, and headed directly to the Goraon sector where Angron was located.

This sector has a name, but it is not named after the sector governor; rather, it is named after the powerful alien civilization that inhabits it.

This is a half-human, half-insect creature, with the upper half being human and the lower half resembling a spider, possessing a bloated abdomen and long, hairy, arthropod legs.

Within a star sector cube with sides measuring 20 light-years, five planets are occupied by the Golaonians.

Angron began conquering this area a month ago, slaughtering four planets in succession, and is now attacking the fifth.

Angron personally oversaw Expedition 13, participating in every single massacre of the Golaon people.

When Lino led his pirate crew to the scene, Angron was engaged in a fierce battle with the Golaon people on the ground.

"Boss, the shrimp has spotted us."

Dongdong, the boy, typed on the keyboard and said:

"Two Indomitable-class cruisers are approaching us, and I have also detected Auger signals from these two ships."

"Activate the anti-scanning force field, activate the 'Brother Mao's Quiet' force field and the optical stealth force field, and ignore the shrimp."

"okay."

The force field was activated, and the five green-skinned pirate ships entered stealth mode, actively evading detection by the Auger Matrix.

This action was seen as a threat by Expedition 13, and a barrage of cannon fire roared in, exploding where the green pirate ship had been last positioned.

The shell fragments and the shockwave from the explosion covered a spherical space of more than ten kilometers, but failed to force the five green pirate ships out.

Undeterred, the Indomitable-class cruisers, acting as reconnaissance vanguards, ran at full speed and with the power of the Auger Matrix, searching everywhere for the pirate ships.

The Unyielding-class cruisers are the Imperial and Space Marine Corps' most beloved scout ships.

It combines the firepower and scanning accuracy of a battleship with the maneuverability of a light cruiser.

In just half an hour, they scanned the entire 1000-kilometer radius around the planet, but still couldn't find the green pirates.

Hey, keep looking, keep looking.

The "Brother Mao is Quiet" force field is not so easy to break.

If the human empire's deep space remote sensing technology were as advanced as molecular physics, the empire wouldn't have to rely on the Star Speakers for interstellar communication.

Li Nuo looked at the bewildered Indomitable-class cruiser and chuckled inwardly.

The pirate fleet had actually reached the lowest point of its near-surface orbit long ago.

At this distance, ships can either bombard ground targets or retreat rapidly, making them ideal for sniping Angron.

No matter how strong a Primarch is, he can't possibly defeat a macro cannon and a light spear.

"Special operations team, take note: Begin hacking the internal communication channels of Expedition 13 and pinpoint Angron's exact location."

Li Nuo issued the order.

Five minutes later, the special operations team sent a message.

"Boss, Expedition 13 is sending a bunch of spiky stick kids to the ground, supposedly to support the Primarchs. I'm thinking, if we follow these spiky stick kids, we can find the location of Angron."

Pointy-Beak Boy is a Pointy-Beak Boy wearing Terminator armor, named for his larger size than the average Pointy-Beak Boy.

Li Nuo listened to the communications recordings stolen by the special operations team, confirmed the intelligence was correct, and turned to Beast, saying: "Muffled Pot, you and Iron Pot go to the ground to confirm the location of Angron and guide the orbital bombardment. If the bombardment fails, we'll implement the backup plan."

"hold head high!"

The beast walked toward the outer hatch, followed by a similarly dressed Iron Orc.

This steel orc is "Iron Can".

With a thought, Li Nuo switched his consciousness to the iron can.

The beast noticed the unusual movement of the tin can and turned its head to reveal a smile:
"Hey, boss, you're here."

"Let's go, don't let your guard down, killing a Primarch is no easy task."

Li Nuo led the way, and the beast, no longer grinning, became serious.

The two arrived near the external hatch and activated optical stealth and the "Mr. Mao's Quiet" force field.

Li Nuo instructed:
"We're not going to ride those bang-bang cars or those clatter-clatter fighter jets, we're going to jump right out. Trust me, with me here, we won't die."

"Hoo," the beast responded.

Li Nuo opened the outer hatch, and a cold, howling wind rushed into the ship.

Li Nuo leaped down, with the wild beast close behind.

The two performed a freefall more than 100 kilometers above the ground.

Li Nuo flipped his hands, continuously releasing the bacterial ability - Vibration Technique.

The cold wind formed an eggshell-like shell, protecting the two of them. The swift airflow brushed against the air shell, minimizing the heat and vibration generated by friction, while also limiting the speed of descent to a safe range.

The mage's unarmed parachute landing is that simple.

The operation should have gone smoothly, but just as Li Nuo descended to halfway down, the bridge sent him an urgent message.

"Hey, you two, you'd better hurry up, the Ulanor orc fleet is causing trouble!"

The Ulanor orc fleet?

Why are they here again?
Li Nuo twisted his body in mid-air, looked at the near-ground orbit behind him, and couldn't help but gasp.

Ulano's fleet was larger than anyone could have imagined.

The "Wolf Blade" was prominently featured. In addition to this flagship, the Ulanno side had no fewer than three hundred ships, completely overwhelming Expedition 13.

Expedition 13 had conquered four alien worlds in succession, but its ammunition and personnel were severely depleted, and it was at a disadvantage as soon as it made contact with the Ulanno fleet.

For a time, the near-ground orbit was filled with the sounds of artillery fire and fireworks from exploding ships.

Li Nuo steadied himself and led the beasts swiftly down into the ruins on the ground.

"Wait here for a moment, I'll go back to the ship to direct the operation."

"Good drop."

Lino originally planned to take down Angron by air-to-ground bombardment, which would save the cost of headshot.

However, with the appearance of the Ulanno fleet, the Angron on the ground will be alerted by the Ulanno fleet.

With Expedition 13 losing near-ground orbital air superiority, even if Angron were incredibly foolish, he would never stand idly in the open, waiting for the Ulanno fleet to bombard him from orbit.

Angron will find a place to hide.

As a result, the success rate of Big Black Tooth's orbital bombing will be significantly reduced.

Fortunately, Li Nuo had prepared several backup plans.

He switched his consciousness back to Big Black Fang's body, gave the fleet the order to stay away from the planet and remain on the sidelines, and then switched his consciousness back to Iron Can.

"Alright, all done, let's go."

Li Nuo used the Find-Dong-Dong device to track the engine signal of the Pointy-Mouthed Boy.

The signal pointed to some glowing points in the air, which were sparks generated by the friction between the orbital descent module and the atmosphere.

Li Nuo and the Beast arrived at the landing site of the descent pod and met a group of sharp-mouthed stick boys, an oil enthusiast, and a giant steel machine.

The Iron Giant Machine is Titan.

The Titan before us is a Warhound-class Titan, painted red, with a wolf head pattern on its armor plate, indicating that it comes from the Ash Wolves Titan Legion, a good friend of the World Eater Legion.

The oil guy and the stick-wielding boy escorted the Titan away from the landing site and quickly approached Angron.

Li Nuo and the beast followed behind, but didn't dare to follow too closely.

The Auger Matrix of the Warhound-class Titan is extremely powerful, with performance comparable to that of a battleship.

When the two sides are less than 1 kilometer apart, there is a very small probability that the "Morse Silent" force field can be penetrated by the Auger signal of the War Dog.

"Boss, someone else is coming down from the sky."

The beast looked up at the sky, pointing to the dense clusters of lights.

Li Nuo glanced at it and frowned slightly.

They were Ulanor orcs' bang-bang flying cars and kada fighters, in extremely large numbers, estimated to be no less than a thousand.

Among them, one fighter jet was the largest, almost the same size as the smallest green-skinned frigate.

Li Nuo recognized it as Ulger's personal airborne vehicle.

"boom!"

"Rumble————"

Ulger's fighter jet was the first to land, creating a huge "crater".

Immediately afterwards, a dense barrage of hull parts crashed to the ground, the intense tremors spreading through the ruins and kicking up clouds of dust.

The Warhound-class Titan activated its Void Shield, and the Chinese-style laser cannon quickly completed its charge, unleashing a bright blue beam. Two super-heavy explosive bombs roared simultaneously.

The sharp-tongued kid found a high vantage point in the ruins and unleashed his firepower, while the oil guy hid behind cover and used a giant handgun and an explosive grenade launcher to fire precisely in short bursts.

This level of firepower was simply insufficient against the Ulanno airborne regiment.

A massive black shadow charged ahead through a hail of bullets, its chainsaw-like cleaver, several meters long, slamming into the void shield with a resounding clang.

"Sizzle s ...————"

Sparks flew, and eerie ripples appeared on the void shield.

The serrated blades spun at high speed, slicing through the void shield with a deafening roar, and crashed into the cockpit shell of the Warhound-class Titan.

"Clang! Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle——————"

With a wrist as thick as three meters, the chainsaw-like cleaver sliced ​​through the Warhound-class Titan from top to bottom, its devastating force leaving Sharp-Mouthed Kid and Oil Guy utterly astonished.

"The machine spirit is wailing!"

"The sacred skeleton was just severed like that?!"

"Damn it! Where did this orc come from?!"

"Its height reached fourteen meters?! Is this still an orc?"

The sharp-tongued boy and the oil-guzzler were shouting and yelling.

The giant orcs roared deafeningly and responded with whirlwinds of blades.

"Kill! Kill! Kill all the shrimps! Bring Angron to me!"

Note: I'm done. I'll save up some chapters and then do a double update when I have enough.

(End of this chapter)