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Chapter 174 The Hole Under the Golden Toilet
Chapter 174 The Hole Under the Golden Toilet
Li Nuo had imagined countless experiences of entering the Webway.
When he really entered here, only two words lingered in his mind:
Dark, silent.
Especially the silence.
The silence here is not just quietness or the absence of sound, but also a kind of silence at the magnetic field level.
The cosmic background radiation disappeared.
The disturbances caused by the subspace energy to the physical universe are invisible.
The emotional fluctuations of living beings are no longer affected by the warp. Even the orcs, who are cheerful by nature, become calm at this moment.
Li Nuo saw with his own eyes that the naughty fart spirit gradually relaxed the muscles on his face, the lines changed from tight to soft, and the eyes changed from sharp to dull, as if part of his emotional mechanism had been stripped away.
However, this situation soon became a thing of the past.
When the orcs saw the crystal city outside the porthole, the atmosphere on the scene was immediately ignited, switching from silence to carnival.
"Wow~~~~~~~~So many glittery things!"
"WAAAAGH! I saw that right, the whole city is made of gold and glitter! This is so cool!"
"I want that spire!"
Okay, Li Nuo took back his previous opinion.
The disappearance of cosmic background radiation and the warp did not turn the orcs into quiet creatures; they were simply adapting to the environment.
Turning my head to look out the porthole, a magnificent city came into view, so beautiful that it was breathtaking.
Countless crystal-like spires and arch bridges are intertwined to form complex and orderly three-dimensional geometric figures. Each building looks like a huge, carefully carved diamond, gem or gold ornament.
Compared with this crystal city, Big Black Fang's pirate ship is only the size of a grain of rice. Compared with the cyberspace, the city is just a small ping-pong ball on the football field, equally small and equally light.
Soft light scattered from the building, illuminating the space of thousands of kilometers. Below the city was darkness, like a terrifying abyss, and there was a perfect circular hole right above the city.
The cave entrance is connected to the city by a narrow metal corridor.
The metal material of the corridor is out of place with the city's crystal buildings and may have been built here by other visitors.
What is this place?
Is this the central city of the Webway built by the ancient saints?
Li Nuo was thinking secretly when he suddenly heard a popping sound coming from the amniotic fluid jar.
The boys were shouting and yelling at the crystal city in the distance, and no one except Li Nuo noticed the abnormality in the amniotic fluid jar.
The head of one psychic boy exploded, and the fragments of his brain were rolling in the artificial amniotic fluid, with dense bubbles accumulating at the top of the water.
Li Nuo was slightly startled, and had a bad premonition in his heart.
His eyes swept over the other nine psychic boys in the amniotic fluid jars, and the ominous premonition became stronger.
The psychic boy was originally full of energy, enjoying the pleasure of absorbing the universal psychic material in the can, but now he has become silent, his expression dull, his eyes staring straight ahead, as if his brain has crashed.
Li Nuo waved his arm towards Big Black Tooth on the high platform:
"Boss, there's a psychic kid!"
The bridge was bustling with noise and bustle.
Li Nuo called out several times, and Big Black Tooth finally looked down at the technician boy below:
"What? What did you say?"
"I said! The psychic boy is screwed!"
"Pfft."
There was another loud bang, and a second psychic boy appeared at the scene, killed by a headshot.
This time, without Li Nuo's reminder, Big Black Tooth also noticed the unusual movements on the dot chart.
"Wow! There's some shit! Very powerful and awesome shit!"
As the leader of the orc pirates, Big Black Tooth was well-informed and understood the situation immediately. He shouted at the top of his voice:
"Raise the Green Dam, turn on the shitty shield, quick! Stop yelling! So-and-so and so-and-so, raise the Green Dam, turn on the shitty shield!"
Big Black Tooth jumped up and down anxiously, and actually jumped down from the high platform and kicked the guy who controlled Green Dam and the rotten thing one by one.
"Buzz!"
A dull sound came from deep within the ship, and the light of the Green Dam lit up first, followed by the crappy shield that filled the entire ship.
Under the illumination of two green lights, one in front and one behind, dense black lines were pushed from inside the ship to outside by the crappy shield, and unwilling roars and sharp explosions resounded throughout the bridge.
Unknowingly, many dark shadows had sneaked into the orc pirates' ships!
The shitty shield is there to keep out Chaos Demons.
and so!
These dark shadows pushed out by the shield are all Chaos Demons!
Li Nuo took a deep breath and cast the identification spell at a black shadow.
【Identification successful.】
[Name: Drach'nyen's Murder Demon.]
[Type: A small demon of the Chaos Evil God. ]
【illustrate:】
[Draconian is a Chaos God who does not belong to Nurgle, Khorne, Tzeentch, or Slaanesh. He was born from the first murder of human civilization.]
[The shadow you encountered is just a little demon under Draconian. ]
[These little demons have inherited their master's talent for murder and are able to kill their opponents silently.]
Draconian... Li Nuo searched his mind for related memories and found that he had no impression of this Chaos Evil God.
However, judging from the description of the identification results, this demon and its offspring should not be underestimated, otherwise they will surely capsize in the gutter.
Looking at the amniotic fluid jar on the dotted picture, the remaining eight psychic boys have regained consciousness and are cursing the rubbish.
"Damn those bastards, they nearly broke my brain!"
"I'm gonna shove their heads up their asses!"
"Shut up, everyone!" Big Black Tooth jumped back onto the platform and shouted:
"Turn the finder to maximum power. I want to know what treasures are in that shiny city! Also, psychic boy, get to work and find the webway node that leads back to the original route. My two ships are waiting outside! Hurry!"
The thing-finding device made a dripping sound, the eight psychic boys closed their eyes, and bubbles surged in the amniotic fluid tank.
After half a minute, the finder sounded a high-pitched alarm:
"Beep, listen up guys. That city is tough. It's full of pointy-eared toughs. I saw a lot of shiny robots and shrimps. If we just sail over there, we'll be blown to pieces."
"Hiss, Shiny Robot, this is a bit difficult." Big Black Fang muttered and glared at the Psychic Boy:
"Did you find the way back?"
"Uh, Boss, I have to tell you some bad news." The psychic boy pointed towards the stern of the ship:
"The return webway node is behind our ship, but we can't open it."
"Can't open it? Why?"
"Because that node is covered by some junk." The psychic boy controlled the dot map and projected a holographic image in the direction of the stern.
In the picture, the brass-colored wall of the webway was not far behind the ship, but a thick layer of black appeared there.
Looking closely, it is clear that this dark curtain is made up of countless dark shadowy demons.
They block the entrances and exits of network nodes, preventing the door-opening signal from the accessor from being transmitted to the node.
"Fire for me and blow these bastards away."
Big Black Tooth urged the helmsman boy to adjust the hull, and the artillery team quickly loaded the macro cannon.
"boom!"
The ship shook violently and a metal shell with a diameter of 300 meters flew out.
The black shadow covering the wall moved away in an instant, leaving a large open space.
As the orcs watched, the metal shells clanged against the walls of the webway.
"Boom!"
"Kakakaka————"
After the loud explosion, a chilling cracking sound followed, and spider-web-like cracks spread on the wall.
The Psychic Boy screamed:
"Wan La! Boss! Wan La! We blew up the node!"
"What?!" Big Black Tooth was so angry that he jumped three meters high.
Oh no, I’m done for now... Li Nuo was speechless, his mouth twitching slightly, and he was prepared to lose Gu Jia.
He has learned a lot this time.
Online travel is actually not as good as imagined.
Except for a very small number of nodes that are maintained, most of the Webway nodes that appear safe are actually big pits, or even traps set by demons.
Before I lead Greenskin Palu in in the future, I must be fully prepared.
If someone rushes in rashly like Big Black Teeth, there will definitely be no coming back.
Now, I can’t get out and can only stare at the crystal city.
Not to mention that there are so-called "flashing robots" in that city, the food problem alone is enough to kill the orcs on this ship.
Oh, food... Li Nuo's eyes lit up faintly, realizing that he had overlooked a very important detail. When sailing in the webway, the most frightening thing is not getting lost, nor encountering demons and black bean sprouts, but lack of supplies.
Li Nuo had no idea what the situation was like in the ancient times, but in those days, there were no agricultural planets in the webway like in the physical universe.
From the raw materials of food, farmland, production lines, to the purification plants where food becomes excrement, these are all basic issues that need to be resolved before entering the Internet.
From this perspective, Li Nuo discovered that he had a huge advantage in exploring the webway.
He can use the Waaagh simulation to move supplies in and out of the Webway!
For example, in the Hive, stockpile edible mushrooms as a human, store them in a fungal warehouse, and then perform a Waaagh simulation to transport the food to the ship exploring the Webway!
Similarly, waste accumulated on ships can also be degraded by fungi and taken away.
This solves the most basic survival problem.
Li Nuo rubbed his hands excitedly and opened the system interface to confirm whether he could end the simulation normally.
He was quite satisfied with the message that popped up from the system.
【You are about to conduct a simulated settlement. 】
[Your simulated character Gujia is in the webway, and your real body is in the physical universe. ]
[During this settlement, the system needs to collect an additional 1 simulation points and 100 magical spores. ]
[Do you want to end the simulation immediately and proceed with the settlement? ]
[System Tips: When the simulated character is on the webway, the price of possession will increase. For details, please refer to the fee list before the next simulation. ]
The additional 1 points and 100 magical spores collected are just a drop in the bucket.
Compared with the convenience of transporting materials across the network, this extra expense is nothing.
A broad plan emerged in Li Nuo's mind.
Perhaps he could build a base of his own in the Webway and move the rare items he obtained in the physical universe into the base of the Webway.
When these collections are needed in the future, they can be brought to the physical universe through the Waaagh simulation.
Following this line of thought, ships, space fortresses, the Junstat Legion and other things can also be moved to the webway.
Wouldn't this way we could avoid the Horus Heresy?
Li Nuo clenched his fists and hammered his palms, his heart burning with joy, and he found his goal for the next ten years.
"Tick tock!"
The Noisy Box in the bridge sounded a prompt, and Noisy Boy shouted:
"Boss, there's a communication signal from Xiami that I want to pick up."
"What? Come in and take a look."
"okay."
Big Black Tooth has traveled far and wide and has not been caught yet, all thanks to his communication and exchange across races.
As the pirate lord, he had already mastered Low Gothic, so it was no problem for him to communicate with Xiami face to face.
"Zizzizi."
Static sounded across the bridge, and the holographic device projected a golden man with a red crest on top of his helmet, like a horse's mane.
It's the Imperial Guards!
The Emperor's Golden Corn!
Da Heiya was startled, his breath weakened a lot, and his body trembled a little.
The Imperial Guard on the communication screen said in a cold tone and low Gothic:
"Judging from your appearance and the markings on your hull, you are Big Black Fang, the leader of the orc pirates roaming in the Hazy Star Region, right? I'll give you a piece of advice. Head toward the 4 o'clock direction of your bow. At the end of the route there is a webway node that has not yet been occupied by demons. Leave from there."
This imperial guard seems to be quite easy to talk to.
Li Nuo's gaze moved from the communication screen to the crystal city outside the bridge, then slid upwards along the metal corridor on the city's high tower, and finally stopped at a cave entrance high up.
Behind the Imperial Guards is the street scene of the Crystal City. The road is paved with translucent white crystals. On both sides of the road are wraithbone structures built by the Eldar, which seem to be called Nether Knights. This should be the shining robot in the Orc jargon.
The background of the Custodians matches the distant view of the Crystal City, which means that the Custodians are currently standing in that city, and the tallest tower in the city is connected to the hole above through a metal corridor...
Li Nuo's pupils contracted slightly and his eyes slowly widened.
He seemed to know where he was!
It is said that there is a damaged webway entrance under the Emperor's golden toilet, which needs to be repaired and modified before ships can pass through.
Before this, only human-sized things could get through.
After entering the Webway from this entrance, you will encounter a Webway hub city built by the Eldar more than 10,000 years ago.
The Mechanicus and Terra's top scientific researchers were stationed here to build the Webway, with the Custodes serving as guards.
Li Nuo couldn't remember the name of this hub city.
Anyway, in the official novel "Masters of Mankind", Magnus made a phone call to blow up the part of the Webway entrance that was rebuilt by the Emperor, causing demons to flood into the Webway. As a result, this hub city changed hands and turned from a human territory into a demon paradise.
and so…
Am I now under a golden toilet?!
Isn't that hole in the sky the future buttocks of the emperor?
Li Nuo felt suffocated by this sudden truth.
On the other side, Big Black Tooth was stunned for several seconds before responding to the unexpected Golden Corn:
"Uh... that, Big Corn, you're not going to do anything bad, are you?"
The name Big Corn angered the imperial guards.
The golden-armored muscular man in the picture raised his halberd and slammed it to the ground with a clang. With a loud bang, his voice became even colder and deeper:
"Listen carefully, Big Black Fang. If you dare to approach this city, our heavy artillery will destroy you immediately. We didn't do anything now because you are in a pile of demons. Your corpses will strengthen those bastards. Do you understand me? Do as I say. There is a safe webway node at the end of the route at the 4 o'clock direction of the bow. Leave from there."
There are many dark shadows wandering on the dot map. They are little demons circling around the ship.
Just as the Imperial Guards said, if you die here, your body and soul will only become food for demons, breeding more demons.
The lesser of two evils.
Whether to be devoured by the devil, destroyed by the imperial guards, or to leave obediently, it all depends on Big Black Tooth's choice.
Da Heiya's eyes rolled around, he weighed the pros and cons quickly, and finally chose to believe what the Imperial Guards said.
"Okay, I understand. I'll leave now."
"Remember, don't go near this city."
The imperial guards left a message and ended the communication.
The holographic communication screen disappeared.
The helmsman boy asked:
"Boss, do we want to listen to Xiami?"
"Let's see what's at the 4 o'clock direction first." Big Black Fang glanced at the psychic boy.
The eight psychic boys began to explore the way and soon received a response.
"Boss, there is a safe webway node at the end of the 4 o'clock direction. We can open it and get out from there."
"Well, let's go. My two ships are still outside." Big Black Tooth urged the helmsman to set sail quickly.
The ship accelerated and entered the outermost area of the hub city's lighting range, and the dark shadows outside the ship were dispelled by the light.
The alarm of the finder sounded, reminding the Big Black Tooth that the ship had been locked by the fire signals of multiple Auger matrices and it was only a matter of time before it was bombarded.
Big Black Tooth stomped a few steps on the platform and sighed unwillingly:
"Forget it, let's come back to this shining city to hunt for treasure next time. Let's go out first. Boys, move at full speed along the edge of the bombardment range."
"Okay, boss."
The helmsman boy pulled the lever.
The ship significantly increased its speed, drawing an arc more than a thousand kilometers away from the hub city and heading towards the predetermined target location.
The hub city has an artificial atmosphere and gravity environment.
At a distance of more than one thousand kilometers, the impact of the atmosphere and gravity on the ship is negligible, and the cruising speed of the orc pirate ship smoothly increases to more than two thousand kilometers per hour.
A moment later, the webway node pointed out by the Imperial Guards was right in front of them.
The technical master commanded the technician boys to activate the webway access device. The dark webway entrance and exit appeared on the wall, and the orc boys rushed in with cheers.
After that, a burning breath hit my face and a dazzling flame pierced my eyes.
Li Nuo could never have imagined that the exit of the webway was actually right next to the surface of a star!
"Quick!! Turn!! The rudder!!"
Big Black Fang roared at the top of his lungs.
The helmsman turned the rudder sharply and changed the direction, but the ship was still captured by the huge gravity of the star and turned into burning cosmic dust after a few breaths.
...
In the hub city.
The mechanical priest tapped the keyboard with his mechanical fingers and broadcast a string of information through the sound array device:
"Lord Endymion, the group of greenskins are out. Judging from the cruising speed and navigation of the ships, there is a 100% chance that they will crash on the surface of a star, and there is also a 100% chance that all crew members will be killed."
"Well, by the Emperor, we have once again guarded the secrets here. Stay alert."
"As you wish, my lord."
Ra Endymion raised his halberd and began a new round of patrol.
(End of this chapter)
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