I'm in Warhammer, I just want to grow mushrooms

Chapter 119: I was there on the day the Iron Warriors were born

Chapter 119: I was there on the day the Iron Warrior was born

The leader of the Blackfoot clan died suddenly, his head exploded like a watermelon, and no one knew how he died.

Both sides of the war thought that it was a stray bullet that took the life of the Blackfoot boss, and no one suspected the psychic boy of the Blackfoot clan.

In other words, unless instigated by others, the orcs simply have no concept of "betrayal" in their minds.

There are only two things they want to do all day.

One is to shoot him!

One thing is to fuck him!

"Kill! Follow me! Kill those Blackfoot bastards! Take away their glitter!"

Li Nuo asked the psychic boy to hide, and cut back to the Mad Doctor Sack as quickly as possible, then jumped onto the huge rock and shouted loudly.

Influenced by the orc pirates, he subconsciously called the spoils "shining".

But it doesn’t matter. For the orcs, what is there to wait for if someone takes the lead?

"Kill! I'm going to blow Blackfoot's head off!"

"I've been annoyed by their black shoes for a long time! I'm going to chop off their feet!"

"Kill that psychic boy first!" Ailon waved his hand, and with the help of his heavy armor, he resisted the bombardment of the Boom Boy and the Cannon Boy, and strode forward, heading straight for the psychic boy.

Seeing that his boss was about to attack the rare psychic boy, Li Nuo quickly ordered Zarge to follow:

"Boss! Don't kill that psychic boy! I can convince him to work for you! I guarantee he can be of great help!"

"Well... okay." Aaron scratched his head. Between listening to the mad doctor and letting the psychic boy work for him, he decisively chose to have both.

He stomped his feet and rushed towards the artillery boy's line. He raised the power hammer and performed several combos, cutting a bloody path through the crowd of enemies.

The fart spirits of the Steel Coin Clan swarmed in, driving bumper cars, followed by hundreds of motorcycles belching black smoke. The motorcycle boys on the cars were piled together like a human pyramid, forming a mobile barrier with powerful firepower.

Without their leader, the Blackfoot side was leaderless, and not a single orc stood up to lead the army.

Their morale continued to drop and they were completely defeated by the Gangbizi clan.

Seeing that the situation was settled, Li Nuo simply ordered Zarge to find the psychic boy.

Before switching back to Sack, Li Nuo asked the Psychic Boy to find a place to hide and never shoot at the Steel Coin Clan.

This command worked.

When Li Nuo found the psychic boy, he was in a daze in a tree hole.

This is the first time that Li Nuo has let two simulated characters meet.

An unexpected scene appeared.

The psychic boy bowed his head and came out of the tree hole and kowtowed to Li Nuo repeatedly until Li Nuo ordered him to stop. Then the psychic boy stood up with the help of his staff.

The original psychic boy was crazy and his body would tremble because of the pleasure brought by absorbing psychic energy.

But at this moment, the psychic boy was like a little kid seeing his parents, with his eyes wide open nervously, waiting for Li Nuo's decision.

What's going on? ... Li Nuo let out a sigh and muttered to himself.

Could it be that the orcs that were possessed by me would worship my consciousness?
That would be great if that were the case.

Li Nuo asked Zarge to put him down, and then he came to the psychic boy Pumpa and said:
"I thought you were useful, so I came forward to vouch for you in front of the boss. From now on, you will follow me. What's your name? Any objections?"

Zagel raised his shotgun and stabbed Pumpa in the head.

If the other party dares to express an opinion, Zarg will dare to shoot, and every shot will be a hit.

Pumba showed a flattering smile:
"My name's Pumpa! I'm cool with that! I think it's so cool to be hanging out with the Wuji Master!"

Witch ritual?

Another witch sacrifice.

Previously, the Gangbizi clan called themselves the witch priest boys.

What kind of orc is this witch priest?
Li Nuo was stunned for a moment, and gradually recalled the common knowledge about Warhammer related to the witch priest boy.

After careful consideration, I realized that I was indeed a bit like the witch priest.

The witch boy's psychic spells are diverse, and so are his own fungal abilities.

The little witch priest is the backbone and spiritual leader of the Orcish tribe. He has also helped the Steel Coin Clan many times at critical moments to regroup and save the clan from danger.

When I can compile the cultural traditions of the Steel Coin Clan, design rituals that match the culture, and then use the rituals to strengthen the clan's orcs before the battle,

Then I really wouldn't be much different from that little witch priest!
It can be said to be exactly the same!
As Li Nuo thought about this, the system responded.

[You have triggered a simulated character growth task. ]

[Mission name: Become a witch priest boy]

【Related role: Mad Doctor-Sack】

[Task details:]

[After meeting all the following requirements, Sak will realize the mystery of witch sacrifice in a deep meditation and transform into an orc witch sacrifice. ]

[Requirement 1: The number of members of the Gangbizi clan reaches 10.]

[Current progress: about 3.]

[Requirement 2: Establish cultural traditions for the Gangbizi clan, formulate a ceremony to pray to Gaoge Maoge, and attract other clans to surrender.]

【Current progress:】

【Establishing cultural traditions, not achieved.】

【The prayer ceremony was established, but it was not achieved.】

[Attract at least 3 clans to surrender, not achieved. ]

[Requirement 3: Successfully hold a blessing ceremony to allow the Steel Coin Clan to merge with other clans to form an Orc Tribe.]

【Current progress:】

【The blessing ceremony was held, but it was not achieved.】

[The fusion of clans to form tribes was not achieved. ]

[After completing all the above three requirements, Sak will become a witch priest of the Orc Tribe. ]

【Special Notes:】

[The Orc Tribe can only have one witch priest. The number of witch priests is limited, first come first served! ]

【system hint:】

[After becoming a witch priest, the orcs of the tribe will be absolutely loyal to you and will carry out your orders unconditionally. ]

Orc tribe, witch priest...

Li Nuo paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, realizing that he had overlooked a small detail.

Didn’t he collect genetic samples from the technician boy Gu Jia before?
There was no information related to orc tribes or witch sacrifices in Gujia's genetic fragments.

If you think about it carefully, this may be related to Gu Jia's birthplace.

Guga was born on an orc pirate ship, not an orc clan.

Orc pirates value profit and force. Whoever can lead the pirates to plunder wealth will be the boss.

Ever since he possessed Guga, Li Nuo has never heard any orc pirate mention "Gao Ge Mao Ge" often.

The Gangbizi clan is different.

Ten out of ten orcs here like to mutter "Gege Gaoge Maoge".

Correspondingly, there will definitely be genetic fragments related to faith in their genetic samples.

Li Nuo snapped his fingers at Zarg and asked him to carry him back to the territory.

Pumbaa followed happily behind.

After taking a few steps, a volley of bullets swept over, scaring Pengpa.

Li Nuo turned around and shouted:

"Take off your Blackfoot boots!"

The psychic boy suddenly realized what was going on, and kicked his feet outwards, and his black boots rolled far away.

Now that he had the mad doctor's protection, Pumpa was no longer attacked.

After a while, Li Nuo returned to the territory and asked Zarge to find the technician boy to make him a genetic mechanical claw.

The mechanical claw arrived soon, and Li Nuo dismantled his own robotic arm and replaced it with the mechanical claw.

"Stand still and let me check you out."

Pumpa stood straight.

The genetic mechanical claw extended a needle and pierced his skin, drawing a tube of blood.

After being treated with the laser beam, the blood is separated into two layers, upper and lower.

Li Nuo asked Zarge to guard the door and went into the house alone to study Pumpa's genetic samples.

The stupid dog panted and ran to his feet and circled around. Li Nuo touched it a few times and let it play by itself.

The genetic samples are collected into the system’s genetic library.

After extracting fungal genes, amplifying gene samples, analyzing gene fragments, and conducting targeted searches for information related to "loyalty", "faith", "Go Ge Mao Ge", "witchcraft", etc., the truth came to light.

Li Nuo actually guessed it right.

The orc's birthplace will affect the orc's ideological roots.

The orc pirates born in space prefer money and spoils of war, their sense of faith is almost zero, and there is no function related to "Gogogo Maogo" in their gene fragments.

Orcs born in a clan background have many genetic fragments that are related to "faith".

The most typical one is this one:
[Gene fragment: Sample02-Clone001-Frag21313] [Function: This gene fragment is related to belief cognition. When Peng Pa thinks of the second brother of Gomao, he will subconsciously equate Wu Ji with the second brother of Gomao. Wu Ji is the spokesperson of the second brother of Gomao. It is right to listen to Wu Ji! Waaagh! ]

Genetic fragments like these did not appear in Gujia's samples.

Li Nuo thought of a plan to make Junstat remain absolutely loyal, which was to borrow the faith and identity of the witch priest of the second brother Gao Mao.

However, Brother Gomao has not yet officially condensed and formed in the subspace.

Whether we can use the second brother Gao Mao to fight against the corruption of the great enemy of chaos remains a question mark.

“Hmm… let me think about it.

"After collecting genetic samples, I also need to analyze the samples, screen useful gene fragments, and use gene editing technology to modify and verify the gene code. Although these tasks can be replaced by simulations, the results are very random.

“You can see results in a month, or you can see no progress for months.

“No matter what the outcome is, I will insist on manipulating Gujia to stably obtain the subspace energy single crystals. At the same time, I will spend more time on the Steel Coin Clan and turn it into a tribe.

"The core of the orc tribe is cultural tradition. Ordinary orcs have no culture and cannot invent tribal traditions, but I should be able to."

Linola opened the door and walked out in a state of deep thought, followed by Pumba and Zarg. The timid and stupid dog stayed at home and did not come out.

Li Nuo walked and looked along the way, carefully observing the clan customs formed by the Gangbizi clan imperceptibly.

When customs emerge in a settlement, it means that the local cultural traditions are beginning to take shape.

When these conventions are recorded in black and white and form a certain binding force and centripetal force, they will transform into cultural traditions.

What are the current practices of the Gangbizi clan?

Li Nuo discovered three types.

First, I like to use metal objects.

The Steel Coin Clan gives priority to metal materials in everything they do in life and battle.

Second, I like mechanical modification.

No, it can’t be said to be love, it should be said to be obsession.

Influenced by Ailon, many orc boys, boom boys, motorcycle boys, and even fart boys will replace part of their limbs with steel prosthetics after winning a battle.

Third, the Gangbizi clan likes to build defense lines very much.

From the beginning of the battle until now, the wall of the clan territory has not collapsed, but there are a few holes torn by large iron cans.

Such strong defense is built on the solid foundation of the wall materials.

The thinnest wall is 30 centimeters thick and is made of rolled metal plates.

This shows how much importance the Gangbizi clan attaches to the defense of their territory.

"Eh? Isn't this the Red Eyes Clan's Kada fighter? Why is it welded to the wall?"

Li Nuo stopped and stared at the nose of the Click fighter plane on the wall.

This thing was pressed into a pancake shape, made into a metal baffle, embedded in the wall, and became part of the territory wall.

Zarge said in a muffled voice:
"The boss said that we should use the enemy's steel to reinforce our defenses. The more enemies we defeat, the stronger our defenses will be."

Oh, that's right. It feels similar to the practice of modifying part of the limbs after winning a battle.

Li Nuo nodded slowly, and had a clear idea of how to establish the clan's cultural tradition.

He used genetic mechanical claws to collect samples from Zarg and himself, and found different orcs to collect more samples.

After a while, the war ended.

Ailon and a group of Steel Coin Orcs returned to the territory with slaves and spoils.

As is customary, Aaron would modify his body, as would other orcs.

The transformation of Aaron was performed by the Mad Doctor himself, while the ordinary orcs were handled by Pain Boy.

Before that, a grand bonfire party is essential.

The Blackfoot clan's territory was looted.

Squiggles and farts were brought back and either made into skewers and roasted on racks, or beaten into slaves and tools, doing hard labor under the whip of the slave owners.

A few orcs, farts, and scrooges with special abilities are treated favorably and accepted as members of the Steel Penny's clan.

After sunset, the bonfire party began. The orcs gathered around the big bonfire and made noises. They could do nothing but shout and eat.

They could only express their joy for victory in battle by the most primitive howling and eating.

Li Nuo looked around and knew that his chance had come.

He let Zarg put him on his shoulders and came to Aaron:
"Boss, I want to say a few words."

"Huh? Come on, there's a Squig hind leg here, do you want to eat it?" Aaron handed over a sizzling roasted hind leg.

Li Nuo grabbed the hind legs with a mechanical arm.

While he was eating, he drove Zarge to the campfire and shouted:

"Oh hey! Boys! We won the battle today, but that's not enough! Tell me, who are we?"

"Hahaha, crazy doctor, you are confused! We are the Steel Coin Clan!"

"Hahahaha! The mad doctor must have eaten too much meat and even forgot our names!"

Ailon took the lead in making jokes, and the orcs around him laughed.

Li Nuo raised his arms high and roared:
"No! Men! Look at your armor and weapons, feel their weight and texture! That's cold steel! It protects our bodies, smashes the heads of scoundrels, and pierces the torso of our enemies!"

The scene gradually became quiet. The orcs looked at the mad doctor by the campfire with confusion and ignorance.

The flames turned into lush stars that flickered in the orcs' eyes.

"Steel is not just steel! Steel is our will, our fighting spirit, our discipline, and our devotion to our brother Mao!

"Flesh and blood will eventually turn to ashes in the raging flames of war, but the will of steel will last forever! When flesh and blood fall, steel will support us to continue fighting!"

Aaron stood up suddenly, and seemed to understand what the mad doctor meant.

He is so persistent in transforming himself into a body of steel, isn't it because he hopes to never fall down in battle!
Aaron hammered his steel chest hard, making a loud clanging sound, then strode to the campfire and roared excitedly:

"Yes, yes, yes! The mad doctor is right! Our flesh and blood will eventually turn into ashes in the raging flames of war! But the steel in us will remain standing!"

Aaron turned his head and looked at the Mad Doctor, his eyes burning:
"Keep going! Mad doctor! Keep going! I feel like I'm about to understand something!"

The orcs around nodded in unison.

"Yes! Mad Doctor, keep going!"

"I feel like I need to grow a brain!"

The orcs' psychic field resonated, and waves of psychic energy swept in from all directions, giving Li Nuo powerful positive and negative feedback.

He stood on Zarg's shoulder, holding Zarg's head with one hand and pointing his other hand to the sky with a fist:

"Boys! Feel the vibration of steel, feel the cold of steel, this will temper our will and body! We are not ordinary orcs! We are born for steel, and die for steel! Hearts are like steel! Inside and out are steel! We are... Iron Warriors!"

"Steel! Iron! Warrior!" Aaron clenched his fists, and a strong aura and psychic energy fluctuations erupted.

His roar inspired the surrounding orcs, and their high-pitched howls echoed throughout the venue!
"We live for steel and die for steel!"

"Flesh and blood will eventually turn to ashes in the raging flames of war, but the will of steel will last forever!"

"Heart is like steel! Steel inside and out!"

"We are the Steel! Warriors! WAAAAAGH!"

There was wave after wave of cheers, and the phrases used by Li Nuo in his speech were sung repeatedly by the orcs, and wave after wave of psychic energy came continuously.

[You have received worship from 6230 fart spirits. ]

[You have received the worship from 27116 orc boys.]

[You have received the worship from 5394 Boom Boys. ]

You have received the admiration of 1628 motorcycle boys.

[You have received worship from 1055 livestock boys.]

[You have received the worship from 6 Boom Boom Tank Boys. ]

[You have received the worship from 353 technician boys. ]

[You have received the worship from 278 Pain Boys. ]

[You have received the worship from 113 fart slave owners.]

[You have received worship from 30 boss guards.]

[You have gained the worship from the leader of the Iron Warrior clan.]

【The score of worship is twice as much as that of like. 】

[You have obtained a total of 18.6 points, all of which have been converted into simulation points. ]

Holy shit, nearly 18 points?!
so much! ?

Li Nuo was dumbfounded.

He was only thinking about establishing the clan's cultural traditions, and he never thought that the speech just now would bring him so many points!
It was truly an unexpected surprise!

While Li Nuo was stunned, Zarge took out a small notebook made of animal skin and wrote a line of crooked orc language on it with charcoal pencil:

"I was there on the day the Iron Warriors were born. Our witch priest was on my shoulders. I felt so awesome! I want to be stepped on by the witch priest forever! Haha!"

 Note: Witch boy, also known as witchcraft boy.

  The author Jun felt that the witch boy failed to reflect the connotation of "spiritual leader", so he translated it into witch sacrifice boy.

  
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