Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 375 Don't want to die?

I was so naive to actually believe in your incredible abilities.

Xiao Jiang turned her head expressionlessly, looking as if she was about to cause the alliance to split on the spot. Yan Qiuxi quickly said, "Sister Xiao Jiang, don't think this method sounds too incredible, but actually, in practice..."

"That's even more outrageous!" Jiang Xiyu interrupted her impatiently, "Tell me, I've already cultivated the Crimson Lotus Body Tempering Technique and even developed the Crimson Lotus Dharma Form. What brand of washing machine could possibly trap me and make me unable to move?"

Can't you use your brain for once, Yan Qiuxi?!

“Little Jiang, you still don’t understand. What’s stuck isn’t important. What’s important is the way you looked with your back to him, completely unguarded…” Yan Qiuxi said seriously, “If you were wearing a mini-skirt or a super short skirt at this moment, with some black stockings showing… if Duan Huaige could resist, I’d eat him on the spot!”

"Stop giving me such terrible advice. Is this a solution even humanly possible?"

Seeing that Xiao Jiang absolutely refused to cosplay as the wall... well, you know, Yan Qiuxi sighed and said, "Sister Xiao Jiang, you really misunderstood me. How could I guarantee it if I hadn't tried it myself? Back then..."

"Back then what? What did you try?" Jiang Xiyu immediately became wary upon hearing this: "You didn't really pretend to have resisted the temptation, did you???"

"Forehead…"

Yan Qiuxi originally wanted to use the example of how she almost got stuck when trying to retrieve the Imperial Seal of the State using the "Mirror Flower Water Moon" technique in the secret underground palace to illustrate her point, but then she thought that this example might not be very appropriate.

"Ahem... Well, it's alright, Sister Jiang. If you don't like this method, I have another one."

"Stop changing the subject! Tell me, when did you cosplay as Kaname... you know?!"

Yan Qiuxi pretended not to hear and said to herself, "The second method, I will name it! The Great Hypnosis Technique!"

"Later, I'll pretend to recommend some of Duan Huaige's hypnosis techniques to him, and then tell him that the closer you are to someone and the longer you've known them, the better the effect. Once hypnotized, the other person will be completely subservient and extremely proactive... Then, sister, you can... hehehehehehehe..."

"..."

Jiang Xiyu looked at Yan Qiuxi with a sorrowful expression, thinking to herself that it was indeed a case of "the prodigy who failed to live up to his potential." The genius doctor Yan Qiuxi who once proposed the "virginity mark" strategy was gone. Back then, Dr. Yan was so full of vigor when he proposed the "two extremes of ice and fire" theory and the "uniform motion" theory. Now, he had faded into obscurity...

How pathetic...

Miss Yan seemed stung by Jiang Xiyu's slightly sympathetic gaze. She gritted her teeth and said resolutely, "Sister Jiang, I know these two methods sound a bit unreliable, but it doesn't matter... I have many more wicked schemes!"

"We can invite Duan Huaige on a hot spring trip, book the entire place in advance to clear out any unauthorized personnel, and then pretend we've wandered into the wrong bathhouse..."

"Sorry, such an amazing hot spring resort doesn't exist in real life. Do you think you own it?"

"How about this? You and Duan Huaige go on an adventure, and you accidentally get poisoned with a potent drug—the kind that will kill you if you don't take action..."

"Don't bring up such an old joke and embarrass yourself! Besides, who keeps pure potions in their good dungeon every day? Unless you designed it yourself!"

Little Jiang, the Great Demon King, darkened his face. He was about to say that probably only someone with such a twisted sense of humor would put pure medicine in a secret realm, but then he suddenly paused, as if struck by a brilliant idea… Although Yan Qiuxi's idea was outrageous, there was one important aspect worth considering…

Because she remembered that when she was cultivating the Red Lotus Body Tempering Technique, it was because she ate the Earth Core Lotus Seed that she was able to enjoy eating with Xiao Duan so happily.

It's time for our old friendship to turn sour!

Seeing a smile appear on Xiao Jiang's lips, Yan Qiuxi asked curiously, "Sister, have you thought of some wicked plan?"

"What do you mean by 'treacherous scheme'?" Jiang Xiyu said unhappily, "What I was doing was normal cultivation!"

It's decided. I'll pretend to be carrying some rare treasures and ask Duan to help me with my cultivation...!
……

The flying boat slowly rose, carrying Duan Huaige and his group on their journey home.

Lu Ban Dao has already promised to deliver the first batch of 500 puppets as soon as possible. To better suit the miners' work, Duan Huaige specifically sought out Gongshu Jiuyuan, asking her to help design the puppets to be more robust and imposing…

It looks something like Nezha.jpg.

After hearing Duan Huaige's idea, Gongshu Jiuyuan gave him a meaningful look, while her second uncle subtly moved a few steps away from Duan Huaige...

With a stable source of spirit stones, Duan Huaige could finally travel back to Jiangnan in a grand manner. Yan Qiuxi and Xiao Jiang, who had never ridden a flying boat before, were extremely excited. They stood at the bow of the boat and shouted loudly, even asking Duan Huaige to hold them, recreating the famous scene from Titanic.

Duan Huaige naturally responded to such a request…

We'll accept anyone who comes!

Unfortunately, although he didn't dare to take advantage of the women in front of Qin Shuangjiang, Yan Qiuxi still noticed the little glance he gave Qin Wang when he refused. In order to prevent the others from discovering anything, Qin Wang could only watch helplessly as her secret boyfriend embraced one woman after another and posed on the bow of the ship.

I don't know if Little Jiang the Great Demon King has really awakened to the point of not wanting to be a turtle anymore. When it was her turn to be held, she deliberately pressed her butt back against the wall, using the angle to block Qin Shuangjiang's view while... incidentally helping Duan Huaige awaken as well.

Duan Huaige: Oh no, why are there one test after another as soon as I confirmed my secret relationship with Miss Qin Wang!

Fortunately, the Queen of Qin did not notice anything amiss, or rather, she did notice but did not react. Instead, she gave a cold laugh, seemingly taking it too seriously.

Because she knew that her good days were just around the corner.

After I return and explain the matter at Longhu Mountain to Grandpa Yan and the others, I will immediately go to the Duan family to prepare for the New Year together!
The naive, socially awkward girl had no idea about these intricacies; she was simply enjoying the cool breeze brushing against her cheeks as she stood at the bow of the airship…

She quickly sensed the murderous intent emanating from Duan Huaige.
Xie Cangling was startled, and her face quickly flushed red. At this moment, she realized that Duan Huaige was acting strangely. Glancing at Duan Huaige's slightly embarrassed profile, Xie Cangling then secretly glanced at her best friend and her best friend's rivals beside her.

Huai Ge... you must be feeling really awkward right now... I'm the one who caused this mess, so it's my responsibility to help you get through this social disaster!
So... what method can be used to resolve this social crisis?

Xiao Xie quickly came up with the answer!
(End of this chapter)