Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 288 The sun and moon, once dark, have become bright again; the songs of the Huai River, once perilous, have become peaceful again!
Duan Huaige was stunned upon hearing this, and covered Xiao Jiang's mouth in shock: "What are you saying!"

When did you ever exploit me?! How dare you slander me out of thin air? If Qin Shuangjiang and Yan Qiuxi heard this, it would probably turn into a three-episode drama!

"Do you know how hard I've worked!" Xiao Jiang trembled with anger. "I patrol pink-themed apps every day, searching for... high-quality pure love stories to forward to you, and this is how you repay me?"

Duan Huaige was stunned again upon hearing this: "No... Jiang Xiyu, have you lost your mind? Putting aside how outrageous your plan is... I am, after all, a Foundation Establishment expert, and I'm already drained dry because of your few pure love stories?"

Whose Foundation Establishment expert is so incompetent?! Don't underestimate cultivators, you bastard!

My buddy was wondering what Xiao Jiang was trying to imply by suddenly forwarding me the script, but it turns out it was to make me do something stupid myself.

If you even offer me a little help, I'll consider it an effort you've made!

Jiang Xiyu's face stiffened, as if she had also realized the key point of her plan's failure. But now that she was already angry, it would be shameful to back down like this...

"Well, that's not necessarily true. You can't generalize about the same thing when it comes to Foundation Establishment cultivators." Jiang Xiyu argued softly, "Why have you looked so weak these past few days?"

"Can't I just be exhausted from cultivating?" Duan Huaige slapped her on the head in an annoyed tone. "What are you thinking about all day long... and taking Blue Carefree Pills..."

If I were really on drugs, the first bed I'd climb into would be yours!
Xiao Jiang was slapped and covered his head, feeling somewhat unconvinced. He thought to himself, "How could a lazy dog ​​like you possibly cultivate properly... You must be trying to fool me!"

No, my strategy has already failed. Should I take over personally from now on?

To prevent Duan Huaige and Qin Shuangjiang from triggering the CG in the secret realm, either Qin Shuangjiang or Duan Huaige needs to be dealt with at the source... Xiao Jiang felt that his strategic thinking should be correct, after all, Qin Shuangjiang is a super boss that is difficult to deal with, and the easiest one to deal with is of course Duan Huaige.

As Duan Huaige left to have breakfast, Little Jiang the Great Demon King remained in the same spot, lost in thought, and didn't respond even when the wicked little celestial master urged her.

"Sister Jiang... Sister Jiang? Shall we go grab a spot?"

"Ah...oh...right, little sister Yao'er, I have a question for you..." Xiao Jiang pondered for a moment and said, "Do you Taoists have any mysterious spells that can make others purify their minds and desires, freeing them from worldly desires?"

"For example... what's it called, the Supreme Forgetfulness Mantra?"

Zhang Zhiyao: ?

No, sis, you haven't given up yet?
Do you think our Celestial Master's Mansion's Heart-Cleansing Mantra has hypnotic and control effects? What kind of mantra is that?

"Sister Xiao Jiang, I advise you not to be so obsessed... How could there possibly be such a spell in this world..." Zhang Zhiyao couldn't help but complain, "Supreme Forgetfulness Spell? You've made Duan Huaige forget everything, what are you going to do in the future?"

“Yes…” Jiang Xiyu continued to ponder, head bowed, “If only there were a way to temporarily stop Duan Huaige from doing bad things at the root…”

"Don't even think about it, Sister Jiang. Duan Huaige is already so old, you can't possibly draw a virginity mark on him," Zhang Zhiyao advised. "In my opinion, you should just join me in the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony and win fairly and squarely based on your own strength... Sister Jiang... did you hear me?"

Jiang Xiyu was lost in thought at that moment, her mind only focused on the key words Zhang Zhiyao had just uttered…

A virginity mark? Yes! Why don't I draw a virginity mark on Duan Huaige? I'll remove it after he comes out of the secret realm!
Genius! I'm simply a genius! Discharged!

However, the key problem now is... I don't seem to know how to draw the rune path for the virginity mark. Thinking of this, Little Jiang the Great Demon King turned his gaze to the little loli Zhang Zhiyao in front of him...

"Little Yao'er, do you know how to draw the 'virginity mark'?"

Zhang Zhiyao was slightly taken aback: "Why would I learn that stuff... I've been learning the Five Thunder Orthodox Method and the Golden Path since I was a child... No... Sister Jiang... you really plan to draw it!"

And you want me to draw this thing for Duan Huaige? Are you really not afraid that Duan Huaige will be arrested by the FBI across the Pacific?
"Calm down, Sister Jiang... You absolutely can't do things like this carelessly... Otherwise, it could easily..."

Upon hearing Zhang Zhiyao say he didn't know how, Little Jiang the Great Demon King immediately decided to find someone who did. Ignoring Zhang Zhiyao's subsequent earnest attempts to dissuade him, he waved his hand dismissively, casually replied that he understood, and then hurriedly left…

Zhang Zhiyao watched Jiang Xiyu run off into the distance, a rare hint of hesitation appearing on her exquisitely beautiful face…

She shouldn't... right?

No one should, at least not, sneak into their childhood sweetheart's room in the middle of the night, undress him, and draw the virginity mark on him... Such an outrageous act is not like Sister Jiang's style.

Zhang Zhiyao had no idea that Jiang Xiyu would never have had the nerve to do something like this in the past.

But the once innocent and naive Xiao Jiang has gradually turned to the dark side after experiencing the upheaval caused by the ultrasound report being sent south. Furthermore, her strategic alliance with Yan Qiuxi has tainted her with an ominous and unpredictable aura.

After all, defying fate is contagious... Before, by following Duan Huaige, who was defying fate, Xiao Jiang could barely remain untainted by the mud. Now that Yan Qiuxi has joined the fray, her influence has skyrocketed.

So, Jiang Xiyu quickly found Prince Yan sleeping in his room, shook her awake, and said seriously:

"Sister Qiuqiu, I have a plan that can restore the sun and moon from darkness to light, and bring peace to the Huai River from danger!"

Yan Qiuxi was still half asleep, scratching her head blankly as she asked, "What happened?"

Duan Huaige? Didn't we, a group of sisters, agree to have nothing to do with this scumbag?

“Sister Qiuxi, don’t forget, we’ve been allies from the very beginning, and our goal is to stop Qin Shuangjiang’s wolfish ambitions.” Xiao Jiang sighed and said, “But now the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony is about to begin, and neither of us is her opponent… cough cough… neither of us is suitable to fight her.”

"Instead of just watching her and Duan Huaige win the rankings and enter the secret realm, we might as well strike first!"

Upon hearing this, King Yan immediately perked up: "You mean... we'll eat Duan Huaige first, and then let Qin Shuangjiang eat the leftovers?"

Jiang Xiyu: ?

No…did I say anything like that? Yan Qiuxi, don’t go too far!

Besides, even if I wanted to eat, why would I come all the way here to discuss whether or not to eat with you? If I want to eat, I'll eat it all by myself!

(End of this chapter)