Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 273 The Art of War Between Two Women!
[Your indecisiveness has left you unable to let go of either side. Not only did you kiss Jiang Xiyu in front of Yan Qiuxi, but you even kissed Yan Qiuxi in front of Jiang Xiyu. Your choice is utterly outrageous, but surprisingly, neither of them is enraged. Instead, they begin fighting each other for your ownership.]

You have successfully approached the Shura Field world line.

[You've successfully approached the theoretical world of blissful, shared-bedtime best friends.]

【任务奖励：生息戌土x1；戊土本源x1；天品灵石x1；红莲锻体决登仙篇x1青莲淬魂决登仙篇x1；万法宝录登仙篇x1；】

Duan Huaige was startled; he hadn't expected to complete the task from such a unique angle.

The original task was to be completed in front of both parties, meaning they had to be fully aware of what the other was doing. If Duan Huaige's kiss landed on either of them, it would be considered a successful completion of the "True or False Girlfriend" series.

Even if your own child is thrown away, you're still considered family!

Ah Tong is indeed too humane. Duan Huaige silently sighed inwardly. The commercial battle between the two major facial cleanser brands was still raging, and Duan Huaige was endorsing this one one minute and that one the next, thoroughly enjoying himself...

If only time could loop back to this moment...

What started as a subtle rivalry between the two quickly became apparent, leading them to realize that the other was definitely awake. So, the two major facial cleanser brands simultaneously attacked, pressing their cheeks against Duan Huaige's through his pajamas, glaring at each other angrily.

"Jiang Xiyu! What are you doing? You can't just give something away for free like this!"

Shifting blame and labeling is like two cowboys in the Wild West exchanging gunfights; whoever strikes first gains the upper hand. Seeing that Yan Qiuxi had once again turned the tables on her, Xiao Jiang trembled with anger, even her face wash seemed to vibrate slightly.
"How dare you talk to me like that?" Xiao Jiang said in a low voice, "You were the one who started it with dirty tricks!"

"Don't make false accusations! My relationship with Fellow Daoist Huai Ge is completely innocent, how can you slander me!"

"Completely innocent? Then what's with the water on your chest?"

"You'll have to ask Fellow Daoist Huai Ge about that. I'm the victim!"

"You're talking nonsense! My childhood sweetheart, Duan, is pure and innocent! You must have forced him into this!" Xiao Jiang sneered, "Don't I know Duan? He's the most honest person I know!"

Yan Qiuxi: ?

He's honest? Are you out of your mind? How can you say something like that?
In order to strike at Yan Qiuxi, Jiang Xiyu was even able to tell the lie that Duan Huaige was honest without batting an eye. Caught in the middle, Duan Huaige silently gave Jiang Xiyu a thumbs up, thinking to himself, "As expected of my good childhood friend, she really understands my personality!"
"Fine, fine, so this is how you want to play, is it?" Yan Qiuxi said fiercely, "You said I forced him! Then let's both let go and see if Duan Huaige's instinctive reaction will choose to side with you or with me!"

As she spoke, Yan Qiuxi righteously released her hand to show her integrity. Xiao Jiang, seeing this, also released her hand with some doubt, seemingly wanting to prove that her time-honored brand was not much worse than Yan Qiuxi's.

However, while outwardly appearing ready to fight if the king wanted, he secretly and silently unbuttoned a button as he released his grip…

Duan Huaige originally intended to be impartial and unwavering in his stance, but the strong scent of Miss Yan Wang's face wash made him seem to forget that he was trying to be impartial...

Just as Duan Huaige's instincts were about to determine the winner, Xiao Jiang panicked and angrily shouted, "You're too despicable! Cheating in such a wicked way! I could do it too!"

Even the most fragrant milk needs advertising, and Xiao Jiang followed suit, launching the first wave of marketing for her time-honored facial cleanser, going even further than Yan Wang. Yan Qiuxi: ?

So it's all getting into involution here, right?
Come on, if I lose to you today, I'll give up being number one in Yanjing!
The two girls' competition became increasingly outrageous, to the point that Duan Huaige could even vaguely...see the Northern Hemisphere.

Seeing that Xiao Jiang was getting carried away and almost wanted to use the Southern Hemisphere as a weapon, Yan Qiuxi subconsciously spoke up to stop him:

"Wait, wait a minute...aren't we being a little too lenient with Duan Huaige?"

Before he could finish speaking, an incredulous voice suddenly came from the doorway from the wicked little Taoist priest, successfully stopping Xiao Jiang's "Heaven and Earth Coexistence" skill:
"No... Sister Xiyu... Sister Qiuxi... What are you two doing?"

Xiao Jiang's movements froze, and she turned to look at Zhang Zhiyao with a very unnerving expression...

Why did they have to come now of all times?! I'm in a real bind now!

If I continue... I'll be embarrassed in front of the kids, but if I don't continue, I'll just be outdone by Yan Qiuxi, which is really frustrating...

Duan Huaige narrowed her eyes slightly and glanced at Zhang Zhiyao with a resentful look:

You little brat, you're being a bit too nosy! Who's going to make up for this benefit I'm missing?
I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!
Seeing the situation freeze, Yan Qiuxi quickly tried to stop it:

"When the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman benefits! Xiao Jiang, you and I are sisters, and we came here to fight against Qin Shuangjiang. But instead of catching them in the act, we've started fighting amongst ourselves. Is this fair?"

Hmm? That makes some sense... Xiao Jiang paused slightly, and began to reflect on what King Yan had said.

Internal strife only brings pain to loved ones and joy to enemies... though a small part of it might be quite fun...

Just as Little Jiang the Great Demon King was hesitating whether to go along with it, a sword suddenly rang out from the doorway with a sharp clang, as if a three-foot-long blade had been drawn swiftly.

While Xiao Jiang and the ruthless little Taoist priest Zhang Zhiyao were still wondering, Prince Yan had already reflexively jumped out of bed, wrapped himself in the quilt, and fled in a panic, his will to survive blazing. Duan Huaige also sensed the murderous aura coming towards him and subconsciously sat up abruptly, just in time to bump into Qin Shuangjiang, who was carrying a sword and walking in with a murderous aura.

Oh no! He's no match for Yan Qiuxi when it comes to escaping! Duan Huaige was heartbroken. He should have insisted on pretending to be dead! Now, sitting up in shock from his deathbed, it's impossible to fool anyone now!

What should we do? Qin Shuangjiang's murderous aura doesn't seem fake!
From Miss Frost's perspective: Oh? So what she told me last night about having to cultivate alone to face the upcoming test of the Celestial Master's lineage?
Is that spiritual practice? What you're doing is clearly dual cultivation!

Liars deserve to have a thousand holes punched in them... (sneer)

Unlike Duan Huaige's alarmed reaction, Xiao Jiang relaxed after recognizing the newcomer, patted Duan Huaige on the shoulder, and gestured for him to calm down.

Some things are better left to me, the "girlfriend," to handle.
(End of this chapter)