Swing the sword at the future female devil

Chapter 267 Come to my room at midnight tonight, no need to put on clothes!
Hiding under the bed, Xiao Jiang belatedly remembered a line from a song: "I should be under the bed, not here, watching how sweet you two are..."

The top of my head looks even greener... Is it just my imagination?
Could this be the real reason why Yan Qiuxi insisted I hide under the bed?! Damn it!
Duan Huaige, lying on the bed, twitched the corners of his mouth, and it seemed that a few black lines appeared on his forehead.

Although he didn't know how Yan Qiuxi and Jiang Xiyu had ended up together, thankfully he had received the mission notification beforehand and managed to escape. Otherwise, who knows what kind of trouble would have ensued.

As for the group that sneaked into his room to wait for him to come to him? Duan Huaige sneered inwardly, indicating that it was all in vain!
Because he had long anticipated Yan Qiuxi's extraordinary abilities, he had already spoken with Miss Shuangjiang and Xiao Xie in advance: "I'm going to cultivate tonight, so please don't disturb me unless it's absolutely necessary!"

Trying to catch me cheating? No way!

Regardless, having three more people suddenly in the room, especially lurking in the dark, would send chills down anyone's spine. Duan Huaige pulled his blanket up, a barely perceptible bead of cold sweat trickling down his forehead…

Pretending to be asleep... Even if the King of Heaven himself came tonight, I would sleep forever!
The three girls waited in the room for a long time, but apart from Duan Huaige's even, steady breathing, they didn't see even a ghost. Xiao Jiang, who was hiding under the bed, couldn't help but start to panic.

She lay sprawled on the cold ground, angrily sending a message in their newly created three-person group chat:

[All traitors must die: Little sister, didn't you say you saw them being all lovey-dovey and that you were going to continue your affair that night? Why haven't they come yet!]

[The 67th Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: Don't worry, Sister Xiyu, they're definitely up to something bad tonight! I have a feeling!]

[All traitors must die: You two are talking big without any sense of the consequences! I'm lying on the floor, feeling freezing! Yan Qiuxi, stop playing dead! Come out here, I knew you weren't up to any good by letting me stay under the bed!]

[Jingnan MVP Player: Look at you, Little Jiang, you're in such a hurry again... Didn't Little Sister Yaoyao say we'd definitely make a big catch tonight? Be patient!]

[All traitors must die: I...%%###￥#@]

Seeing that the scene of catching someone in the act of adultery that he had been longing for had not yet appeared, Zhang Zhiyao couldn't help but feel anxious, especially when he saw that Sister Xiao Jiang was about to lose her composure. So, he frowned and came up with a plan.

Forget it... Great men don't concern themselves with trifles! Although it's despicable to do this, I'm doing it to expose Duan Huaige's true colors and prevent Sister Xiyu from being deceived again!

She quietly made a hand seal, and the paper figures in her pocket jumped and squeezed through the crack in the window, quickly reaching her own room. She picked up a pen and paper from her desk and wrote a note:
[I have important business to discuss with you at midnight tonight; you don't need to wear a bra.]

The little paper doll of the wicked little exorcist glanced at the note it had written, and a smile seemingly mirroring its master's appeared on its lips...

Great! Now all we need to do is slip the note to one of them, and Duan Huaige will be blacker than a lump of coal!
Zhang Zhiyao pondered for a moment, considering who should be given the note to in the most appropriate way...

That one named Qin Shuangjiang?
The wicked little Taoist priest recalled the scene when he was subdued by her single glance during their meeting earlier that day, and quickly dismissed the terrible thought...

Let's give it to Xie Cangling, who doesn't seem like a threat!

Several little paper figures carried the note and hopped towards Xiao Xie's room, but when they got to the door, they found that they couldn't get in at all!

Inside the room, a calming incense burner that the socially awkward girl casually picked up emitted a faint aura of power, deterring any troublemakers from crossing the line—this was the strength of the wealthy Xie Cangling. On the surface, it appeared to be just an incense burner she was used to, but behind it lay unimaginable treasures, protecting her safety with impeccable security. Zhang Zhiyao was so angry she almost cursed, but after thinking it over, she swallowed her anger. Xiao Jiang in the group chat was almost at her breaking point and strongly requested a change of seat.

Why is it that you two can hide in the closet and stand behind the curtains without getting cold, while I have to lie under the bed and freeze like a stupid dog!
[The 67th Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: Sister Xiyu, don't worry, I really have a premonition! The philandering cat should be here soon, and she won't be wearing a bra when she comes!]

Yan Qiuxi: ?

Are you sure? With Ah Jiang's limited assets, not wearing a pure outfit is weakening her own fighting power!

Zhang Zhiyao turned around and controlled the paper doll to run to Qin Shuangjiang's room, only to find that there was also a hidden sword formation outside her room. Her magical paper doll was completely targeted and could not penetrate even a little bit.

These two older sisters are too much! I can't sense even a shred of trust in Longhu Mountain from them! Even if I was 1% wrong to plot against you, doesn't that mean you were 99% wrong to have taken precautions against me beforehand?

[The 67th Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: I'm going to keep watch at the gate!]

With no other option, Zhang Zhiyao had to go in person. The calming incense burner in Xie Cangling's room only protected against things controlled by magic, such as spirits and evil souls. She could put the note inside and wake her up to achieve the desired effect.

However, before she could even begin her mission, Zhang Zhiyao, who had sneaked out and was heading to Xie Cangling's room, was discovered by the Longhu Mountain disciples on night watch and reported to their grandmaster, Zhang Mingyi. Upon hearing that the wicked little celestial master actually intended to harm Xie Cangling, Zhang Mingyi gasped in shock and dragged her back to his room.

A girl who can get official documents issued so easily is someone you can bother at will?
Poor Zhang Zhiyao was taken away before he could even argue. Seeing that the traitor Huai Xixun was nowhere to be seen, Xiao Jiang clenched his fists in resentment.

Why are all my Huai Xi nobles so unreliable!

Jiang Xiyu was freezing, and after thinking about it, she decided that it would be better to find a warm place to wait for the rabbit to come to her.

After a moment's thought, Little Jiang the Great Demon King quickly located the warmest place in the entire room—Duan Huaige's bed.

That's right! Since we're going to wait for Qin Shuangjiang to get into Duan Huaige's bed, why not wait there? That way, when Qin Shuangjiang tries to climb into Duan Huaige's bed, I can pull back the covers and catch her off guard!

Jiang Xiyu silently gave herself a thumbs up for her quick thinking, but then she thought that she might be letting down Yan Qiuxi, who had come with her to catch her husband cheating...

Oh well, I'll just let her take turns pushing my butt from time to time from now on.
Xiao Jiang excitedly crawled out from under the bed, dusted himself off outside the soundproof array, skillfully changed into a set of pajamas, and then quietly lifted a corner of the quilt, preparing to crawl in.

Just then, a hand firmly pressed down on Xiao Jiang's buttocks. Xiao Jiang's pretty face flushed red, thinking that Duan Huaige had discovered her night raid. Just as she was about to turn around and make excuses, she turned her head and saw Yan Qiuxi blinking at her, making a shushing gesture:

"I've taken this side, you go over there~"

Jiang Xiyu: ???
(End of this chapter)