Entertainment: Is this how you play music?!

Chapter 385 Only when you stand together do you realize what a true massacre is!

It's not that audiences dislike actors singing.

"Good enough" is fine, provided it's "good enough".

"Cameo appearances" are very common. Singers appearing in movies as Easter eggs are no different from actors occasionally holding a microphone and singing a song.

However, the premise is that singers should not steal the spotlight from the main or supporting actors when they cannot act. It is enough for them to be a nice cameo. Actors should at least not sing too outrageously and should pay attention to the occasion. If it is an entertainment variety show or a joke in private, no one will criticize them for singing a few lines for fun. But if they take over the main stage that belongs to the singers, even if they are not required to sing well, they should at least not sing off-key.

Yin Man has many fans, but this time, even fans with a brain feel very uncomfortable.

Chun Chun brought shame upon herself.

If you can't sing, don't try to take over the big stage!
Entertainment is entertainment, and a persona is a persona.

I'll just compliment your hobby, but don't take it too seriously!
There were many dissatisfied people in the comments section.

Among Yin Man's fans, some remained silent. They were willing to defend her, but at least they were normal people; their silence was deafening.

However, some people, upon seeing their idols being attacked, feel compelled to stand up and engage in a fierce battle with netizens who use harsh language, leading to even more intense exchanges!
[Sister Yin Yin is an actress, not a singer. So what if her singing is a little off?!]

[You know you sing badly. Entertainment is one thing, but to come to this kind of performance and disgust people—do you think your sister Yin Yin is funny?]

[Shrimp-headed guy, you'd be even worse.]

[What an idiot! I may not sing well, but I know I can't embarrass myself on a stage like this.]

[No, what are the organizers trying to achieve?]

[Tsk tsk tsk, maybe they originally planned to lip-sync, but were betrayed by some unknown force.]

【Hee hee hee. 】

The barrage of comments was incredibly intense.

But regardless of one's stance, there is always skepticism.

Why is it that someone can actually run like this on such a stage?

Could this be a new hype tactic?

I can’t figure it out, I can’t figure it out at all!
If you're singing like that, why don't you lip-sync?

Even lip-syncing is considered respect for the stage and care for the audience.

only.

What the audience didn't realize was...

The real torment has only just begun.

My actual stage performance experience only broke through the zero mark the day before yesterday. Overall experience is not so much lacking as it is almost non-existent.

Their actual strength is basically equivalent to having no strength at all.

In such a situation, even with ample mental preparation, can one guarantee success through last-minute cramming and frantic practice?
The reality is, it's impossible.

Yin Man had tried her best to stay on tune, but objective circumstances cannot be changed by human will.

Not only did it not improve, but the poor condition actually resulted in a performance that was even worse than during rehearsals.

After Yin Man stepped down, the next person to take the stage was the internet celebrity Xiao Xiao.

Vocal music is not as simple as not singing off-key. If the tone is not polished, even if you sing in tune, it will still be jarring to the ears.

The internet celebrity Xiaoxiao opened her mouth.

The tune is back.

But the audience felt even more speechless.

Yin Man can't sing accurately but her voice is quite nice, while Xiao Xiao Chun can sing accurately but her voice is unpleasant.

The most heartbroken were Xiaoxiao's fans in her live stream back then.

The older guys were alright, since they weren't there to sing.

But ordinary fans are not happy.

After waiting for so long, this is what I got in return.

This is simply an epic disaster scene of meeting a stranger online and encountering a photo fraud.

Who wouldn't be furious in that situation?

How could it be that sound?!

What kind of noise is this?

[I can't hold it in anymore, everyone, I'm unfollowing!]

The top-ranked fan fled overnight with a speaker.

What kind of technology do they usually use? The person's voice has completely changed.

[Tsk tsk tsk, an internet celebrity, all about sound cards.]

Pitch and timbre are things netizens don't understand.

But netizens really know too much about sound cards, or rather, they really know too much about live streaming.

How could anyone not know what had happened once he showed up?

Without the sound card's enhancement of sound quality, even a simple singing performance becomes completely unlistenable.

It's important to know that even professional singers' live performances are generally "worse" than their studio recordings. Only a few exceptionally talented top singers can match or even surpass the quality of their studio performances.

Such a singer can even be praised by the audience as a "walking CD".

The difference between the stage and the recording studio is simply enormous.

Can be imagined.

When the sound is fully faithful to the original, just how tragic was the disaster scene at Xiaoxiao's place?

Xiao Xiao left the stage with a pale face.

His body was very stiff.

Maruko, sitting in the audience, felt extremely uneasy, as if she could already see the consequences for her future.

The staff around them could clearly see the expressions on the two livestreamers' faces, but their attitude was very indifferent, showing absolutely no sympathy.

If you want to squeeze into the entertainment industry through deception, then you have to bear the corresponding risks and costs.

How could you make such a big pot of porridge when you didn't have enough rice?

Isn't it your own fault for having diarrhea?
The barrage of comments exploded even more.

The mutual attacks and sarcastic remarks fully demonstrate how distressed netizens are right now.

If it weren't for the big names backing them up, the audience would have been lost in large numbers long ago.

Even so.

Some viewers couldn't take it anymore and left the live stream, planning to search for DP Band and Lin Xin's performance videos online tomorrow or the day after. As for the rest, well, never mind.

However, what's strange is that...

The number of people watching online has not decreased, but has actually increased!

Yes, a bunch of fun-loving people have come in!
If everyone sings well in a performance, these people might not be very interested, but if you say it's a collection of terrible performances, then they'll be very interested!

[Upon arriving at the live stream, should I immediately start hurling insults or follow the proper procedures?]

[Here I am! Count me in for a meal!]

[Little glutton, hehehe, me too, come and taste!]

However, to the slight disappointment of the people who were having fun.

Next up on stage was the band Devil Power.

The people having fun might be stunned, but the other audience members just felt like they had finally been saved.

[Great! It's DP, we're saved!]

If you don't give me something normal soon, my ears are going to go numb!

I'm tired of asking why DP took the stage so early; I just want to say it's good they came.

The audience members present felt the same way.

After being bombarded by the two songs, the emotions that had been stirred up at the beginning had long since vanished.

Boredom and disappointment were written all over his face.

Some people in the audience even started calling for refunds, which resonated with the crowd.

At least, so far.

This kind of performance.

It would be unreasonable not to compensate the audience with 800 yuan.

The audience was restless, and their enthusiasm had waned.

DP is currently facing the worst audience reception of their career.

However, Li Can and his group seemed to be completely unaffected.

They walked onto the stage in the dark.

After the lights came on, Li Can lightly tapped the cymbals.

Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
The guitar melody erupted like a shot of adrenaline after eight beats, and the spotlight shone on Winnie, whose exhilarating spirit, seemingly unaffected by the preceding performance, burst forth in a perfectly rounded burst.

Beep! Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!
Da la la la da da
Shao Bao's guitar played "Back In Black".

The prelude to the bunker scene was very exciting.

The rhythm of hard rock spreads instantly at an exaggerated speed.

The audience is still affected by the quality of the previous performances, so they can't really get excited now.

But while I couldn't get excited, my head seemed to be getting restless.

The rhythm is incredibly catchy.

Finally, after Lin Feng shouted that out, the audience belatedly realized what was happening. The negative feelings from the first two performances were instantly swept away!

The true stage was fully revealed, and the performance, which transcended eight dimensions, surprised the audience while also giving them a sense of disorientation.

"Back in black!!"

"Ouch! Ouch!"

There was no time to feel this sense of dislocation.

Lin Feng reignited the audience's passion with just two lines of lyrics.

"I have wandered for too long, and I am overjoyed to be back!"

"I have been freed from the shackles that tormented me, shackles that made me feel like a walking corpse!"

"Ouch! Ouch!!"

From indifference to enthusiasm, and then to fervor.

All you need is half a chorus!
The barrage of comments was still explosive, but this time the trend had completely changed!

The screen was filled with a large number of identical comments.

[So refreshing!!]

【So cool! 】

Garbage time makes netizens want to find someone to argue with.

But a top-notch performance will make netizens not want to argue.

Just get excited, who has the time to gossip about this and that?!

[Holy crap!! Compared to this, DP is unbelievably strong!]

【Are you confused by this comparison with yourself?】

[Hahahaha, holy crap! This should be a live performance!!]

[DP: Watch carefully and learn well!]

[Let's learn how to send it by mail.]

"To hell with the hearse, I never died!"

Lin Feng is performing.

But the subtitle group seems to be up to something.

The translation style changed at this point.

But the more the audience watched, the more something seemed off.

"Sitting in the back seat of the Cadillac, I am the number one powerhouse, unstoppable!"

"Keep your eyes peeled, this is just the beginning!"

"Don't take any chances, get out of here right now!!"

If it's a normal performance.

Audiences won't pay that much attention to the lyrics.

Unfortunately, they encountered two consecutive inhuman performances.

The two are compared, and then the lyrics are added.

The taste just doesn't feel right anymore!
Hahaha, these lyrics suddenly made me laugh today.

[You little brat, who are you implying?! (doge emoji)]

[No? Is this a summary?]

Good grief, killing and finishing off enemies, and then adding insult to injury with that sarcastic tone.

[No problem! These lyrics are flawless! Absolutely brilliant!]

The chorus ends, but waves of emotion continue to surge.

Winnie stepped forward, and the solo on the lead guitar officially began.

Nodding back and forth, she strode down at the audience with an air of superiority, as if a queen were inspecting her kingdom.

The large screen camera focused on Li Can.

Despite being in the dead of winter, he was only wearing a single layer of clothing, and the muscles in his arms were clearly visible even through the fabric. His powerful and dynamic movements ignited his passion and unleashed a torrent of strength.

He excitedly shook his head, even prompting the audience to spontaneously nod along!
Shaking the brains evenly is a basic sign of respect for the DP band.

"Oh yeah!! yeah!!"

"Ouch!"

The audience nodded excitedly, and the six people on stage went crazy.

Such an explosive scene doesn't feel out of place at all.

This is how a performance should be staged!
As the music ended, a brief pause ensued.

The camera focuses on Li Can.

Li Can twirled the drumstick in his right hand in a flourish, then forcefully tossed the drumstick in his left hand.

The drumstick in his right hand suddenly switched to his left hand, but he caught the falling drumstick with his right hand.

Make another light turn, while simultaneously striking the cymbals with your left-hand drumstick to give the rhythm.

As soon as his right hand stopped, he struck the drum with a flourish!
The next song immediately followed!
"Ouch!"

The dazzling transition made the audience scream.

That fancy drumstick spinning move is something only a teacher could do without giving him a good beating!

Excitement and high spirits.

Winnie lifted the headstock of the guitar upwards, almost at a 90-degree angle to the ground.

Holding the guitar in a half-hugging position, he started playing "I Hate Myself for Loving You" while shaking his leg!
Her incredibly long legs and stunningly high heels made her proportions stand out dramatically as she held the piano high.

"Ow~"

Han Jiayin took the microphone and stood at the very front.

I plugged the microphone into the stand and strummed the rhythm guitar.

With a half-smile, he gestured a "Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger" towards the camera beside him.

This drew an even stronger reaction from the audience!

One live performance after another dazzled the excited audience, and the charm of live performances made DP Band completely understand the art of live entertainment.

[Holy crap! My sister's killing me!!]

So handsome! So damn handsome!

[My balm's too wet, bro!]

This is fucking outrageous, guys!

[Shake! Shake it! Holy crap!! I can't sleep at all!]

[Burst of kills! Give me a brutal massacre! Support Chan-ge's righteous rampage!!]

Midnight gettin' uptight
Where are you!

The singing begins.

The enthusiasm has reached an unimaginable level.

The overwhelming screams were completely unexpected, especially considering that in the previous two shows, the audience was full of dissatisfaction and disappointment.

However, the more enthusiastic the audience was, the more desperate some of the performers felt.

Even their faces turned ashen.

Especially Wei Cheng.

The child's expression looked as if he had been thoroughly humiliated.

Just thinking about the reactions I might face during my performance and the subsequent online comments makes me want to jump into the sea.

High contrast is practically a crime!

But the DP band didn't stop pushing the intensity; in fact, they went even further!
A perfect performance, with exceptional control.

This is even reflected in the interaction with the audience and the camera.

She grabbed the microphone and took a step forward, kneeling down.

He pointed to the audience below the stage, and they made eye contact.

Before getting up, he even glanced at the camera sideways and raised his chin at the lens.

"Ouch!"

Holy crap! Awesome!

Whether it's the interactivity, sound quality, performance, or performance level.

DP showed the audience what it means to completely crush and annihilate an opponent from all angles and attributes!

Whether it's the supermodel mechanism or the unimaginable numerical values, they all do their best to showcase it, bringing the audience the most top-notch live performance quality!

It's not just Han Jiayin!

Finally, just before the second chorus, the DP band surprisingly started a massive sing-along.

"I hate myself for loving you,

Can't break free from the things that you do! "

That was a multi-layered harmony with Han Jiayin as the main vocalist and the others speaking in slightly softer voices!

This elevates the overall quality of the performance to a whole new level!
Their combat strength is still increasing!
(End of this chapter)