Entertainment: Is this how you play music?!
Chapter 335 "The evaluation is not as good as that of high school students."
Chapter 335 "The evaluation is not as good as that of high school students."
"Holy crap, Chan-ge, you're flying!"
Lin Feng and Chen Gang were immediately excited, giving a lot of emotional value.
Only those in the industry know just how explosive this is.
A young man in his early twenties squeezed into the pinnacle competition and inscribed the first Chinese character on an important milestone in classical music.
It doesn't make sense at all.
"Well, the key issue now is the selection of music. This time, we will be conducting music from the Xia Kingdom."
Li Can chuckled.
"Of course, the music distribution will also be handled by Xia Guo Music's record company."
"Song selection?! Release?! Holy crap!!!"
This time, it wasn't just Lin Feng and Chen Gang who exclaimed in surprise; the entire band erupted in chaos.
This news was quite shocking for those with a classical background.
Seeing the shocked expressions on everyone's faces, Lu Xin and Zhao Wen were somewhat bewildered and couldn't suppress their curiosity as they pressed for answers.
"What happened?"
"The Vienna New Year's Concert lets you choose pieces from summer music?!"
Lin Feng glanced at Li Can, then at Lu Xin.
He remained silent for a moment with a complicated expression, which could be considered a response to Lu Xin's question.
"The White House invited you to their home. The President asked you what you liked to eat, and then personally cooked two dishes for you, authentic Chinese food. Finally, he jokingly discussed with you the idea of printing your QQ profile picture on their banknotes."
"Fuck!"
Lu Xin understood everything and joined the ranks of those experiencing pupil-related earthquakes.
That explanation is truly mind-blowing.
"Calm down."
"You, Li Can, you're such a good actor."
Seeing that Lin Feng was starting to lose his composure, Li Can skillfully controlled the temperature.
It's a very direct way to change the subject, but it works.
"A lot of the recording work has been completed. Have you been reading the fans' comments lately?"
"Li Can, I'm telling you, don't try to change the subject."
"The Sonic Music Festival is coming soon, let's hurry up and finish recording, practice and prepare properly."
"."
Lin Feng immediately held it in.
What else can be said?
I can't say anything.
After all, everyone knows that while it's okay to joke around, you shouldn't take a performance lightly.
"The comments are really hot lately, whether it's anime or games."
Li Can chuckled, rubbed his chin, and turned on the computer in front of him.
"Girl Rock has really received a lot of positive reviews, and I think it's very popular."
"It is very high."
Lin Feng glanced at Li Can.
"There's been a lot of discussion about you."
"Me? What about me?"
Li Can paused for a moment, then asked curiously.
It's normal for it to generate discussion; this is not surprising.
But judging from Lin Feng's somewhat mocking expression, Li Can knew that this guy was definitely not up to anything.
Let's all send them, brothers. We all know what kind of person each other is.
After all, I was the one who started it.
"Ha, everyone's talking about when your next episode will happen."
Lin Feng crossed his arms and sneered, his words causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Winnie blushed and looked away.
"Li Can, Li Can, look, everyone has completely accepted the fact that you're having an attack. Tell me, how are you any different from the Chinese national football team?"
"When the national football team opens for betting, losing is inevitable. All the places where you can bet are on how many goals they will lose, or how many minutes it will take to concede the first goal. Look at you, no one will question your lapses, they will only discuss when your next lapse is, whether there is a pattern to the time cycle, what the specific manifestations of your lapses are, and whether you will still have any fancy tricks."
"."
After listening to Lin Feng rattle off a long string of words, Li Can nodded and pondered.
After a moment, he looked up and, seeing Lin Feng's stiff and incredulous expression, began to humbly ask for guidance.
"How about you teach me the techniques, and I'll do a kowtow for the audience too?"
"Playing the drums is not easy; only Brother Feng possesses this kind of advanced skill."
Thinking back to that performance in Harbin.
Lin Feng went straight to red temperature.
"Li Can, I'm so fucking idiot."
Lu Xin and Zhao Wen were dumbfounded.
The DP band was delighted to witness an internal conflict.
Winnie and Han Jiayin sat together, watching the show with amusement. Chen Gang, not wanting to miss out on trouble, took out his phone and started recording. The only reliable person was the bassist. Zhao Ze waved to Lu Xin and Zhao Wen to indicate that everything was fine, and then watched with great interest from the front row.
A human-powered octagonal cage was formed.
"."
Lu Xin opened his phone and glanced at the recent comments from his fans in China.
Just as Lin Feng said.
People aren't worried about Chan's mental state, but they are worried about when it will explode.
In the Pharaoh's Egypt forum, the most popular posts are so captivating that just one glance is enough to make you lose your composure.
[Prediction Post: When will Chan-hyung have his next outburst, and will he exhibit superhuman behavior?]
[Bad news: Chan-ge hasn't driven wildly in a long time, aren't you guys scared?]
"It seems everyone is indeed very worried."
Lu Xin thought so.
However, Lu Xin never expected that even a serious big shot would start to worry about this.
Professor Xu Qing and Gao Zhi returned to China and initially had a pleasant conversation.
They kept saying things like "Good lad," "Great job," and "Bringing glory to the country."
Gao Zhi became curious about Li Can's other behaviors.
It wasn't until I saw through Li Can's various abstract behaviors that I understood.
This powerful figure, who remained unfazed even when Mount Tai collapsed before him, finally fell silent.
The big shot has high emotional intelligence. He doesn't speak, let alone reveal any emotions. Although it was just a brief moment of silence, Professor Xu Qing is also a shrewd person. How could he not know Gao Zhi's inner thoughts?
I have the heart to want to die.
Professor Xu Qing's thoughts also resonated with those of the forum users.
Hopefully, Li Can can finish his performance in Vienna and deliver a great performance at the Sonic Music Festival.
Playing around and roughhousing is good for physical and mental health and helps build the band's morale.
It won't interfere with work. In the following days, they continued to refine the music for the anime, and everyone was in high spirits.
As "Girls Rock" continues to air, the anime is gaining wider popularity.
Animated GIFs of a pink-haired female protagonist shaking her head and playing guitar have become a hit on the internet, and various abstract, neurotic expressions are also very popular.
Of course, the most influential works are those existing in anime and manga.
And the musical expression in works and animations.
However, this performance seemed to be a bit too unrestrained, causing music lovers who enjoy anime to stand up one after another and launch into a crazy discussion and criticism.
As anime gains popularity beyond its core audience, it has also spawned many content creators (UPs) who have grown by analyzing and commenting on anime.
Among them, [Jiang Jiang] is a high school drummer with ten years of practice experience.
That day, Jiang Jiang was live-streaming her analysis of anime, and there were quite a few people in the live stream.
"I don't know how everyone feels about this rock anime, but I want to share something explosive from a drummer's perspective."
"Because it's a Japanese anime, the music style was adapted quite a bit. Of course, there's a retro style and a more American style, but you can clearly see that it's designed to serve the male protagonist with the lighthouse background, while the music for the female protagonist and her band is mainly Japanese rock."
"And speaking of Japanese rock, that's a bit outrageous. For example, this song is a typical Japanese rock song with a bpm of 190. Do you know what that means?"
Jiang Jiang's expression was utterly speechless.
It was clear that he was deeply shocked.
"This kind of rapid, six-bar sixteenth-note striking is almost everywhere on the score, and this..."
"96 drumbeats were generated in 8 seconds. A normal 20-year-old adult would experience an increased heart rate, purple face, and limb twitching and stiffness after more than one and a half minutes of such high-intensity exercise, and would be in a state of pain."
When the 190 bpm metronome was used in conjunction with the sixteenth note demonstration.
The audience finally got a direct look at what a real wrestling drummer looks like in real life.
Holy crap! I didn't even notice that!
[Holy crap, is this something a high school girl could produce?]
[Now we can really stop interfering with things related to anime and manga.]
"Moreover, this is not just pure speed, because Li Can produced an extremely clear accent shift at a speed of 190 bpm sixteenth notes, and it was a double accent shift between the left and right hands."
"I don't know if Brother Can's dominant hand is his left hand or right hand, or both, but if he really is a dominant hand in one direction, it's like asking a right-handed person to write 500 words in ten minutes with their left hand, and it has to be calligraphy, and they even have to change the style of the font."
Jiang Jiang's expression completely collapsed at this point.
The comments section was filled with laughter.
What is stress?
At 190 Mbps, it's impossible to hit every sixteenth note with an enormous volume; that would just create noise.
It's basically pure broken beats, with the heavy emphasis on the beats giving it a "boom boom boom boom boom" rhythm. Combined with the broken beats, the speed is extremely fast, which is a common drum beat style in Japanese rock.
However, in this case, in order to pursue complex changes in rhythm and tempo.
The accent will shift.
The forehand and backhand shots will alternate.
Let alone whether your brain can keep up, even with muscle memory, to achieve an anime-like performance, you need to be at least a high-level professional drummer, truly a master.
That's it.
In anime.
She's an adorable high school girl with twin ponytails.
I understand the道理 (principles/reasons), but I still can't hold back.
"The characters in anime make me feel a bit pretentious, because if a high school drummer like that said he wanted to form a band, I would kneel down and kowtow on the spot and drop out of school to become the true supporting actor for the drummer master."
"I can understand that anime wants to portray the feeling of being weak and to express progress. Inviting the DP band is something that music fans are really looking forward to. But the key problem is that they are too strong. Even if they deliberately play some flawed parts, they can still beat a lot of drummers in the industry."
"How are we drummers supposed to watch this anime the same way? How are we supposed to view this high school girl?!"
Jiang Jiang covered her forehead.
He took a deep breath and played a remake version right in front of the audience.
Then he started panting heavily, his face turning red.
"I'm a drummer with ten years of experience, so I can play it, but I feel a bit dizzy afterward."
"To be able to produce such a smooth and effortless feel, in terms of power, one must either be a top-notch drummer, or a master minter with ten years of experience in the kitchen, or even someone skilled in molecular gastronomy, chopping into molecules in a physical sense."
The comments section was filled with laughter.
What fans didn't know was that Li Can's family actually owned a restaurant, and he had helped with chopping fillings in the past.
It was a lucky accident, but it came close to the truth; the process was completely wrong, but the result was right.
"Beneath the girl's school uniform lies layers of compressed muscles. This seemingly 1.5-meter-tall but slender girl may have a muscle density three times that of a normal human on Earth. Isn't the human body truly amazing?"
"In other words, in the anime, this twin-tailed girl is carrying the protagonist like a pet, and chatting with people with a smile. This is not an exaggerated artistic or comedic technique, but rather a realistic portrayal of muscle strength."
After Jiang Jiang reenacted some funny scenes from anime.
This joke suddenly became even funnier.
After hearing Jiang Jiang's explanation, the viewers in the live stream could never go back to watching anime.
The image is a purely comedic expression from the world of anime and manga.
The main character, with his pierced eyes, has been transformed into a chibi version and is being held in the hands of a female drummer. The drummer is chatting and laughing with others when she casually tosses the main character onto the car seat.
But now it seems.
This is ridiculously exaggerated.
To be able to play drums like that, with that kind of muscle strength and endurance, what difficulty would it be to achieve such a feat?!
Li Can, a 1.9-meter-tall hunk, could easily lift a 1.5-meter-tall high school girl and swing her away with one hand without even breaking a sweat. That seems perfectly reasonable.
[Damn! The most logical episode ever!]
What you think is a joke is actually a realistic portrayal.
I laughed so hard! What I thought was real turned out to be an exaggeration, and what I thought was an exaggeration turned out to be the real thing.
The most unbearable anime line of the year: "Your drumming sounds a bit weak."
To be honest, the Gatling gun-like drumbeats of Japanese rock are actually quite suitable for a nuclear-powered drummer like Can Ge to perform with.
[Tractor - refers to lifting a tractor with one hand and banging a drum for everyone]
Some highly skilled users have already started creating memes.
On the left is a muscular man from an anime, a high-level fighter in a certain fighting anime, but labeled as a "fake muscular man." On the right is a twin-tailed female drummer from "Girls Rock," but labeled as a "real muscular man."
It's very uncomfortable.
"If the idea of playing Japanese rock in a band was initiated by the drummer, and then he went all out, then I can only say that I don't know much about guitar, but drummer, you are the real hero."
Jiang Jiang gave a thumbs up.
But he put it down immediately.
"What? You mean the drummer is Li Can? Oh, never mind then."
【Hahaha! 】
It's Li Can, so nothing's surprising.
It's not rare, but it's quite unique. Regardless of whether it's a large lump or not, it's packed full of solid ingredients, and its unusual shape adds an artistic touch.
Netizens are having a blast using these memes.
Even the drummer community has started to generate inexplicable anime references.
Abstract evaluation methods began to spread.
"You're really bad. How come your drumming is even worse than a 1.5-meter-tall high school girl?"
With dissemination and simplification.
Internet buzzwords were born.
[Not as good as a high school student]
(End of this chapter)
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