Entertainment: Is this how you play music?!

Chapter 308 "Where are your works? Where are your works?"

"In a society governed by the rule of law, what do I have to be afraid of?"

Qian Hanjun felt more confident.

The program is progressing rapidly.

Time did not wait long.

Just one day later, the recording process resumed as quickly as previously announced, without any disruption.

Li Can arrived as promised.

Seemingly in an effort to elicit genuine reactions from those who are unexpectedly offended, the production team even thoughtfully prevented the guests from meeting before the performance, in order to avoid making any pre-arranged disclaimers.

I can tell.

The production team's goal is to make the guests take the so-called "entertainment" seriously.

After all, complaining is nowhere near as satisfying as a real conflict.

Once a conflict arises, the audience will have a good time; Chun Chun simply can't take a joke.

However, this posed no pressure for Li Can.

Since it's all for entertainment, you might as well offend people to death; you won't be worried about it.

As for whether it will be too much and make the audience feel like they can't handle the game?

joke.

As long as we speak based on facts, there won't be any problems. After all, it's entertainment!

Li Can only need to consider output.

But others don't really consider that much either.

As Chen Gang said.

The other guests in this episode would probably have a hard time interacting with Li Can in real life. Let alone offending him, it would be difficult to even meet him. If they had the chance to offend him, the negative publicity and the amount of money generated would far exceed their expectations.

Given the opportunity, no one would resist.

The more outrageous the criticism, the better the show's entertainment value and the greater the profits. Then who cares whether you're Lee Chan or not?

If you can't win an argument, then you can't take the game. It's all about who can hurt the other to the point of breaking their defenses.

As introduced by the host.

Li Can then stepped onto this unfamiliar battlefield.

"The last guest is our special guest today, our star guest – world-class music producer and the person in charge of the DP band – Mr. Li Can!!"

"Let's welcome Mr. Li Can!"

Amidst applause and background music.

Li Can walked onto the stage under the glaring lights, waved to the audience, bowed slightly, and shook hands with each of the other guests with a smile before taking his seat in the main guest seat.

The lights were still a bit too bright.

It's not just me; other people feel this way to some extent too.

Li Can immediately understood.

It’s the same old routine.

Using lighting to increase the guests' mental pressure and tension can cause their performance to decline somewhat.

In other variety shows, this is usually done subtly to target the performers.

But here, it's clear that all guests are treated equally, making them as nervous as possible, and then turning that pressure into aggression.

To embolden.

As for whether anyone will chicken out due to nervousness or break their nerve.
What's the problem? Isn't this just free publicity?
In this regard.

Li Can's approach was very simple.

She maintained a professional smile throughout, but her mind was already switching channels, carefully planning her future work.

Zhao Tengda was the first to take the stage.

I didn't hear what Zhao Tengda said before, and I didn't hear what he said after.

But when Li Can's name was mentioned, Li Can still turned her attention and listened attentively.

"Brother Can, a legend in the music industry."

Zhao Tengda chuckled and called out Li Can's name.

The audience watched with great interest.

For the audience, it's hard to realize what's going on behind the scenes.

The sacrificial conflict, created by an extreme imbalance of power between the actors, is completely invisible.
I just vaguely felt that the production team was too awesome, they even managed to invite Li Can, and I just felt that Li Can was easy to talk to and willing to be a guest on such a show.

This, in turn, provides ample space for each other to criticize each other.

"As everyone knows, Brother Can is a part-time job fanatic. He doesn't have a regular job, but he has regular jobs everywhere, just like me."

"We're both musicians and fellow Northeasterners, but the biggest difference between me and Brother Can is..."

"He earns more than me, is more famous than me, has better works than me, and is more handsome than me. But I'm in better spirits than him!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience thought it was just a joke and clapped with laughter.

Zhao Tengda smiled.

"The difference between humans and gods may lie here. Humans are inferior to gods in many ways, but gods are truly divine! A god of the spirit, a god of the mind."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone looked at Li Can and found that he was not acting strangely at all. He was smiling brightly and clapping his hands.

They immediately felt less and less pressured and started cheering enthusiastically.

Seeing that Li Can didn't react, the other guests breathed a sigh of relief.

Only Qian Hanjun sensed something was wrong.

I always felt that there was a dangerous aura about Li Can, as if it came from the summons of the Half-Hanger.

The program continued.

After Zhao Tengda, it was Cheng Jin's turn to complain.

In Li Can's view, Cheng Jin's complaints were not aggressive at all; in fact, it could be said that none of these people were aggressive.

It seems that one can only complain from the perspective of one's own madness, insanity, abstract thinking, or mental illness.

But none of these things mattered to Li Can.

There are plenty of people who say they are sick, and I also feel that I am sick. When others tell me the truth, I don't feel offended at all.

Its main selling point is that it is flawless.

On the surface, it may look like it has flaws and scars, but in fact it has no weaknesses whatsoever. If you touch it, it might even feel a little itchy.

"Brother Can's works are like buying blind boxes at a street stall; you never know whether the next lump of gold will be a gold nugget or a piece of history."

"Just like how artists never know who Sister Yan will scold next, don't you think, Sister Yan?"

"Hahahaha!"

"When Brother Can posted his work, Sister Yan scolded him. I could almost see Brother Can throwing a pile of ash at Sister Yan, which smelled so bad that Sister Yan kept cursing. But when Brother Can pulled out the gold, Sister Yan suddenly disappeared. I guess she was afraid that Brother Can would have a fit and actually smash it. Gold should be quite aggressive too."

"Hahahahaha!"

Cheng Jin's complaints came quickly as well.

Next, music critic Wang Yan gave her speech.

In fact, most viewers know Li Can, have heard of Cheng Jin, and some have even heard of Zhao Tengda.
But I don't really know who Wang Yan and Gong Shaowei are.

As for the industry
If I hadn't been sidelined, I would have met Wang Yan through this program.

Not to mention Li Can, even Cheng Jin had hardly heard of this person. He was completely oblivious to being scolded and ended up letting others steal his coins without him even realizing it.

With this opportunity...

Wang Yan naturally and generously began preparing to collect gold coins.

"Li Can always gave me a sense of beauty that comes from a lack of brainstem. Sometimes he seemed like a serious musician, but other times he seemed like someone who had never been to school. Later, I studied him more deeply and realized that..."

"He might just be too talented, which leads to a lack of good attitude towards music."

"His words don't express his meaning, his writing is off-topic, he repeats himself in a repetitive and brainwashing way, and he lacks musical creativity. It's just because he has too many styles, he tries everything but doesn't excel at anything. But I can't say anything about him yet, since he won an award!"

"Hahahaha!"

After the audience's laughter.

Wang Yan shrugged.

After a brief introduction, he began to speak.

"It's hard to imagine someone writing English songs while developing their career in China, then writing Chinese songs after gaining international fame, and then suddenly, after a while, they're making music again. First they said they were rock and roll, then they went and started doing electronic music."

"Looking at his resume, it turns out he originally studied classical literature?!"

"That's just how the music industry is. If you switched industries and kept changing jobs, you would have been blacklisted by the HR departments of big companies long ago!"

Li Can was still smiling.

If it weren't for not wanting to appear too crazy on the show...

It will definitely make the villain laugh so hard that he shouts in a broken voice, "Boxer briefs, boxer briefs!"
weak!
It's really too weak!

Why can't they find a real pain point to criticize? Why don't they look at other areas?

I can't let loose at all!
As expected, it was a roast show that I had imagined. For some reason, it didn't feel very entertaining. It seemed to be just a show that racked its brains to dig up dirt on other people and attack them.

But Li Can has very little dirt on him.

emotion?

He never showed his face, and his relationship with female guitarist Winnie was exposed from the beginning. There were no scandals or rumors at all.

Moreover, Star Media is in charge.

And what about work? What about artistic creations?

The results achieved were so remarkable that it was difficult to even qualify for a joke.

Its breadth extends to the entire world. Its height encompasses all of humanity.

A few quirky works occasionally do not affect Li Can's status in the hearts of his fans. Abstract as it may be, he has never violated any morals or laws, nor has he ever presented any distorted values.

There's absolutely nothing to complain about.

All they can do is offer the same old advice on mental illness.

Li Can looked at Gong Shaowei thoughtfully.

if it is like this.
Then I'm going to wipe them all out in a second!

as predicted.

Gong Shaowei showed absolutely no aggression when it came to his own affairs.

In comparison, Cheng Jin might be more of a concern.

"I'm a literature major. I don't know much about music, but I have actually written papers on nonsense literature."

"Ever since I started studying nonsensical literature, I've wondered, what kind of mental illness could produce someone who talks like that? Do I really need to seriously study this kind of online literature?"

Gong Shaowei looked at Li Can.

He looked like he was suddenly enlightened.

"Aww! Later I found out that he really was a psychopath!"

"I've been researching for so long only to find that I've been doing it wrong! I should have gone to study medicine."

"Compared to literature, doctors are probably closer to Mr. Li Can."

"Hahahaha!"

Before the audience could finish laughing, Gong Shaowei pointed at Cheng Jin again.

"I was originally looking forward to seeing what kind of sparks would fly when an idol trying to ride the Grammy wave and a real Grammy winner took the stage together to roast each other. But now I'm not looking forward to it anymore, because one of them is afraid to speak up, and the other is having a breakdown."

"Hahaha!"

The audience's laughter immediately grew even louder.

Finally, someone brought up some interesting points.

Cheng Jin was also smiling.

But it was clearly a bit awkward.

It's clear that even after experiencing ups and downs, he's still a bit too young.

Li Can wasn't angry; he smiled and nodded.

There was absolutely nothing unusual about it.

This is neither due to deep cunning nor high moral character.

Simply
When the gap is too big, even insults can make you feel that the other person is cute.

Moreover, the sarcasm the other party was trying so hard to find was actually a compliment to me, which made the feeling even more wonderful.

The laughter was genuine, from the heart, and completely unadulterated.

After everyone had finished complaining.

Finally, it was Li Can's turn to appear.

He simply stepped onto the podium.

The applause and screams from the audience exploded, and the terrifying popularity seemed to be several times greater than the sum of everyone else's.

Li Can nodded.

The entire room fell silent.

His gaze swept across the audience, and he pointed to Zhao Tengda, Wang Yan, and Gong Shaowei in turn.

"The guests on this show are really interesting. Look, they're calling out to me, criticizing me, and writing about me."

A slight pause.

Li Can pointed at Cheng Jin.

"There's another one that I accidentally created."

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst out laughing.

They immediately realized that this was Li Can refer to Cheng Jin's alleged Grammy extortion incident.

Cheng Jin smiled, but her heart was clearly racing.

Li Canzhen was not targeting Cheng Jin.

He simply started telling hellish jokes.

"Just kidding, I can't create a Grammy future star."

Li Can looked at Cheng Jin.

His gaze was sincere.

"I only won four awards with my buddies. I'm not very good at math, so I probably only won one-twenty-fifth of the Grammys. In other words, if I want to reach the level of Cheng Jin, I would have to work hard for another 24 years while maintaining my output of works."

"I just don't know what the Grammy Future Star's work is?"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

But it was mostly meant as mockery.

Clearly, Li Can's math problems were a real slap in the face to Cheng Jin.

It's hard to imagine whether the formula "1 DP band is 1/25th of Cheng Jin's" will become a viral sensation after the show is released.

"Let's talk about Zhao Tengda. It's a good name. Tengda means to rise to prominence."

"But the locusts are gone. Do you know why?"

"If Zhao is trapped, he won't be able to rise to prominence! I'm different. I'm like a volcano, destined to be fiery, the kind that explodes."

"Of course, I'm not superstitious. Mr. Zhao Tengda must have chosen the wrong profession. He's really not good at music, but he's definitely good at literature. But in that case, I think Mr. Gong Shaowei should have something to say."

"Hahahahaha!"

Amid the laughter of the audience, Li Can glanced at Zhao Tengda.

This person's rubbing against me makes me feel a little disgusted.

However, in such a setting, it's really impossible to seriously discuss from a professional perspective whether shouting rap is music, let alone explain why it shouldn't be considered rap and the concepts are confused.

Therefore, there's no need to go into detail.

After the program aired, some netizens couldn't stand it.

All you need to do is deliver the same level of message to everyone equally.

So, he simply questioned Zhao Tengda with his very soul.

What are your works?

"Hahahahaha!!"

Mentioning Zhao Tengda and his works, and then thinking about his passionate shouting in the live broadcast room, the audience feels that this scene is quite abstract.

Even a passerby would probably feel deeply embarrassed.

The audience couldn't hold back their excitement when Mei Kai's second work was being asked about.

I have a feeling that the abstract style is about to arrive.

as predicted.

Li Can looked at Wang Yan.

"Let's talk about Sister Yan again."

"Sister Yan has her own unique perspective on music and is very talented."

"With my limited musical knowledge and skill, I can't understand it."

"After careful consideration and self-examination, I finally saw a line between the lines: 'Li Can's attitude is problematic.'"

“Now I understand.”

“I not only have an attitude problem, I also have a mental problem, and Zhao Tengda can vouch for me for that.”

Amid the laughter of the audience.

Li Can suddenly turned to look at Wang Yan again, delivering a triple punch to her soul.

"Sister Yan, you're a music critic, educator, and music scholar, then..."

"What about your work?"

"Hahaha!"

Who is your apprentice?

"Hahaha!"

"Where are your apprentice's works?"

"Hahahahaha!!"

This caused the entire audience to burst into laughter.

I've seen people repeat a grade, but I've never seen anyone repeat a grade like this.

A complete return to the essence.

The most sophisticated satire and poignant moments often require only the simplest and most unadorned methods.

then.

Li Can turned to look at Gong Shaowei, already displaying his momentum.

Do you have any works to your name?

"Hahahaha!"

(End of this chapter)