Entertainment: Is this how you play music?!

Chapter 299 "Thanks, Brother Can, for the Motorcycle Endorsement"

[I can't laugh anymore, that's such a wild fart!]

What happened to Ziwen? He even had diarrhea at the crucial moment, thankfully Can-ge caught him.

[Hahaha, I can smell it even through the screen!]

[Oh no, Ziwen's image is probably gone forever.]

The topic spread incredibly quickly.

When Zhu Ziwen's fans woke up, the sky had fallen.

I can't believe my idol did something like this.

In fact, this is quite normal.

After all, although he farts a lot and has a bit of a stomach problem, it's not something that he's constantly stressed about and that triggers every day.

As an actor, even if Zhu Ziwen makes mistakes occasionally, they won't be included in the final cut.

The image of Zhu Ziwen that fans are used to is that of a relatively normal human being, with a simple and honest image, a scholar image, and an image of a minister in ancient costume. However, in general, they all have the normal texture of a man in his thirties.

Now, with this breakthrough...

It made fans' glasses fly off even through the screen.

But obviously.

This is just the beginning.

The "motorcycle" is still running.

Other topics also began to emerge.

Li Can's speech was not long, in fact, rather short.

However, the dense barrage of comments made up for this.

"Buying a Standing Ticket" and "Unable to Study"

Sigma Men Don't Fall into Women's Trap

Respect for the Dead, Simpler than Bass

Left and right brain interaction

Although the speech was short, netizens considered it to be practically the Bible.

On the internet, people have already begun to learn and apply these memorable quotes in a practical way.

Faced with double standards, the comments section witnessed the classic "left-brain battle."

When faced with a dispute, the suggestion is: [Let's fight it out; the one who dies has the final say, because respect for the dead is paramount.]

Solving problems with formulas is fast.

The straight men's section is practically celebrating the Lunar New Year.

The streets are full of Sigma men.

[Woman, you're affecting my studies!] [Buying you a standing ticket would cure all my ailments!]

of course.

After the first episode aired, the hottest topic remained "motorcycles".

If it's just a casual remark to smooth things over.

The influence of this "motorcycle" isn't that great, even if Li Can said it.

However, as the program aired, after going around in circles, it was only after Zhu Ziwen went on stage and personally said "motorcycle" that things changed.
It has become art.

The audience couldn't take it anymore.

A small motorcycle pop-up appeared again on the video interface. Clicking on the motorcycle would help Zhu Ziwen's performance.

Scored twice.

This is going to be very serious.

The first time a pop-up appears, not many people may react, and even if they do, they may not click on it.

But if this thing appears again, even more people will definitely want to click on it.

As for those who have already watched it, they will definitely not give up the opportunity to watch the animation again.

Sure enough, after clicking "help".

The little motorcycle sputtered and lurched across the screen once again, puffing out white smoke.

This time it's from left to right.

The most outrageous thing is that this design is not a simple repetition. During the shooting, a big picture of Li Can pops out of the motorcycle, and the bright special effects make his teeth sparkle with a clanging sound.

Zhu Ziwen greeted them at the finish line with his headshot and gave them a thumbs up.

The comment section for this topic completely exploded.

I genuinely couldn't hold back when the thumbs-up came out.

I realize how limited my knowledge is.

[As expected of the man who masters the "Dominate" meme, as expected of the Pharaoh of the Egyptian forum!]

Is this what a genius's thought process is like? I can feel it.

[Powdered tiles! This is what pouring tiles is all about!]

Everyone says Chan-hyung is sick, but I think that might not be right; it's Chan-hyung who's sick.

A major ward can't function without Pharaoh, just like Egypt can't function without Pharaoh.

His mental state is indeed far ahead of his time.

The surge in related topics perfectly illustrates what it means for patients to be celebrating.

Just as Li Can had predicted.

After watching a talk show.

Fans who originally planned to watch the online live stream will find it difficult to experience the Las Vegas concert in person.

The filter is a bit too strong.

As a result, when looking at the poster, just glancing at that man would unconsciously trigger a Nike mouth reaction, and my mind would be filled with the brilliant remarks of the Sigma man.

This feeling was very strange, which led many fans whose filters had been corrupted to take action on their own.

Edit the video clips.

Send it to other fans who haven't yet been contaminated.

Under such circumstances, the number of victims is increasing.

Although there was only a one-day interval, as usual, major platforms opened channels to broadcast the concert before it began in Las Vegas.

Many enthusiastic netizens have already started flooding the screen with comments about "Sigma Man".

In fact, among DP's massive fanbase, only a small minority have watched stand-up comedy.

However, other fans also had an idea after seeing the comments that were hard to understand.

What's going on this time? Is DP band up to something again behind our backs?

Thus, in the midst of questions and answers.

More fans learned that Li Can had participated in a stand-up comedy performance.

A simple online search will reveal a massive amount of video clips.

Click on a few and browse through them; you can find several versions of the clip in less than five minutes.

After learning the details, these fans began to actively participate.

Furthermore, with people going online to explain what a Sigma Man is, and even many Sigma Man film and television clips appearing, this magical power has begun to spread among the fan base.

The number of comments on "Sigma Man" started to surge.

This further fueled the frenzy of fans who, despite not understanding the reasons, liked to follow the trend and spam the screen, repeatedly clicking the +1 button.

The comments on the broadcasting platform were simply unbearable to look at.

The popularity of the entire incident has even begun to rival that of Lin Feng's famous performance of wishing netizens a Happy New Year on stage in Harbin.

If the DP band previously gave people the feeling of being "abstract".

Nowadays, this "abstract" evolution is happening so fast that netizens can't keep up at all, and it's starting to look "weird".

There's a saying among DP's core fans.

Don't say DP's behavior is outrageous or make a fuss; this is their usual style.

There's especially no need to make such a common-sense statement as saying Li Can is sick.

"Want some music with pauv?" is one of DP's biggest fan bases.

Originally, the group consisted of long-time fans who were used to seeing things.

It was difficult for me to feel any emotional turmoil; I simply listened quietly and abstractly along with the DP band.

But today, some of the group members just couldn't hold on any longer.

Even seasoned veterans of the abstract art world become like newcomers under the influence of this strange phenomenon. Comments such as "outrageous," "abstract," and "I can't understand" that were rarely seen before have finally made a limited-time return.

Once again, I am convinced that Li Can is simply the culmination of classical abstract art, a product of the dual advancements of the New Culture Movement and the Renaissance, an organic combination of realism and romanticism, and a complete unity of emotional release and logical rationality.

Can be imagined.

The experience of encountering Zhu Ziwen's abstract art for the first time was absolutely phenomenal.

After this episode aired, apart from Li Can, the most talked-about person was naturally Zhu Ziwen, the motorcycle itself.

Zhu Ziwen stared in disbelief at his stunned agent.

Both men stared in disbelief at the documents laid down by the company executive, whose face was contorted with rage.

"no?"

"What the hell?"

Zhu Ziwen is an actor who frequently faces reporters, so he rarely uses profanity or catchphrases.

But this time, I really can't stand not to criticize.

The document laid out before Zhu Ziwen was a commercial endorsement deal. The product he was endorsing was [Fengyun Motorcycle].

Zhu Ziwen never imagined in his life that he would one day endorse motorcycles in such a bizarre posture.

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The company executives were speechless, their faces tense, barely suppressing the twitching of their brows.

The manager, with a dark expression, quickly went through all the sad things in his life to keep himself from bursting into laughter.

"This is fucking weird, should I cry or laugh?"

Zhu Ziwen seemed to have drunk expired coffee.

My mouth tastes bitter, sour, and sweet.

Endorsements are a good thing.

A two-year print endorsement fee of 800 million is absolutely top-tier compared to the average print endorsement fee of 300 million for top-tier artists in the industry.

But it just so happens that this is the kind of endorsement she's given.

Amidst a mix of emotions, Zhu Ziwen's stomach began to churn prematurely again.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Zhu Ziwen began his performance.

"Puff puff puff!"

"puff!"

The agent almost blurted it out, but held it back.

He kept a straight face, afraid of upsetting Zhu Ziwen.

The already speechless executives were now even more speechless.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at Zhu Ziwen.

"Are you that excited? The endorsement deal isn't even finalized yet, why are you already practicing?"

"Pfft!"

This series of events was simply the last straw that broke the camel's back.

The agent could no longer hold back and burst into wild laughter under Zhu Ziwen's dark face.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"How come even you guys..."

Zhu Ziwen's beautiful mental state collapsed.

When a normal person first steps into the realm of abstraction, the silence is deafening.

"Ziwen, this is a good thing. It's free publicity, and it's going to become a popular meme and a famous scene for everyone."

"Most importantly, this motorcycle endorsement will reinforce this concept. Anyway, you're not going down the idol path, so it won't damage your image."

The agent racked his brains trying to come up with something serious.

The more rationally Zhu Ziwen analyzed the situation, the more questions arose in his mind.

"Are you speaking human language?!"

Zhu Ziwen understood the principles.

But when the dust of the times settles on oneself.

It is still a burden that one person cannot bear.

The most tragic thing in the world is not that there is a cesspool in front of you.

Instead, there was a large gold brick in the cesspool, and they were prepared to wade across. But once they got in, they found that the smell of the cesspool was much stronger than they had imagined. They had to vomit and climb out at the same time, and as they kept adding more cesspool, the gold brick kept getting bigger.

So, what is the cost?
"Answer it! It would be a waste not to!"

Zhu Ziwen's eyes were bloodshot.

After signing his name on the letter of intent, he slammed the pen down.

He suddenly turned around and angrily berated his agent.

"You're not allowed to laugh anymore!!"

"Don't laugh, I won't laugh!! I really didn't mean any harm, Ziwen, you have to believe me."

The agent waved his hands repeatedly.

It seems they wanted to change the subject.

He then solemnly raised his head and looked at the executive.

"So what's the future direction for Ziwen? Is he going to switch to comedy?"

"You still say that!!"

Before the astonished executives could reply.

Zhu Ziwen stood up abruptly.

The successive psychological blows had already broken through his defenses.

Looking at his agent who was covering his mouth, Zhu Ziwen knew that it wasn't that the agent lacked emotional intelligence, but rather that he simply couldn't help himself.

"I have neurodermatitis. Oh no..."

"Hahahahahaha!"

"You're still laughing! Fuck!!"

"Ziwen, I think your agent is right, you have a bit of comedic talent."

"I'm not kidding you guys!!"

The originally normal Zhu Ziwen is gradually becoming distorted under the general trend of abstraction.

The assistant stared in disbelief at everything before him, feeling as if the past was a dreamlike memory that would never return.

It seems like I've lived in vain.

"So, this endorsement?"

"Catch! Shoot!"

Zhu Ziwen is completely free of burdens.

Clenching his fists and gritting his teeth.

The more he talked, the more agitated he became.

"Let's capitalize on this hype and announce it now! I said it!"

"Since things are already like this, I'd feel like I'd be letting down all the suffering I've endured if I didn't make a quick buck!"

"Motorcycles it is. You're in charge of the image and artist positioning. If I can't make money in the future, I'll just lie in your houses and ride my motorcycle every day, letting the exhaust fumes blew you all away one by one!!"

Agents and executives were finding it hard to keep up.

It can be said that they fled in panic.

The company is indeed facing a headache with this level of attention.

Who would have thought that an artist's image would change like this?

A meeting was held overnight to discuss the matter.

Ultimately, a basic understanding was reached.

[Character Design Patch]

The existing entertainment industry track cannot be abandoned.

However, they will add a "stomach ailment" but "optimistic" persona patch to that persona.

It doesn't count as false marketing.

Whether it's proactive optimism or passive optimism, let's just talk about whether it's optimistic or not.

optimism!

In this situation, openly admitting the problem to the media, and taking a more peaceful approach with the existing solutions in mind, can win over the public.

Looking back on the time I worked with Li Can.

Zhu Ziwen couldn't help but let out a long sigh, his emotions complex.

I was just scaring myself.

lighthouse.

Las Vegas.

After finishing their tour, Li Can and his team analyzed the various data from the tour as usual the next day.

The data is not significantly different from previous years, except for one new comment that is "Sigma Man".

Follow the original plan.

They continued their journey to the next city for rehearsals.

But just over a week later, Li Can received another message from Wang Yongchang, and this message made Li Can frown.

"The variety show 'Celebrity Roast' is speeding up."

This new genre of variety shows, which originated from the popularity of "Talk Show," is getting impatient.

They seem eager to capitalize on this wave of discussion and are accelerating their efforts.

According to the normal format of variety shows...

From project initiation to determining the recording content, recording personnel, and working group, and then to the official start of recording, promotion, distribution, and release.
A complete cycle takes at least six months.

But this "Celebrity Rant" seems impatient, as if it wants to go online in the next second. It hastily put together a makeshift team, and frantically tried to catch the wave of popularity, moving much faster than expected.

After learning that Li Can was interested in participating, they promptly set a recording time.

Li Can shook his head.

"Are you so eager to be insulted?"

(End of this chapter)