Entertainment: Is this how you play music?!

Chapter 297 "I lent my motorcycle to Brother Can"

"boom!"

"Bang bang bang!"

After four loud bangs, the audience screamed.

All four lights went off, reaching maximum capacity.

The four judges laughed so hard they almost fell over.

There's no way around it, this impromptu performance was just too explosive.

Not only can a motorcycle deflect a series of loud farts, but it can even be used to make sense of eccentricities in the entertainment industry.

In his excitement, he immediately pressed the buzzer.

After the audience calmed down a bit, Li Can finally changed his tune again.

"From my personal perspective, riding a motorcycle is not a good idea."

"Whether it can fly or not is another matter, but it's easy for people to recognize me when I go out, which is really troublesome."

Li Can smacked his lips.

Suddenly, he pointed at the camera lens.

"So remember to wear a helmet."

"Hahaha!"

The audience was extremely excited.

Here it comes, this is the feeling.

I had no idea what Chan would say next.

It is completely consistent with his mental state.

Clearly, this transition was not pre-planned; it was a completely impromptu flash of inspiration.

Even the best script couldn't prevent Zhu Ziwen from letting out a series of loud farts in public.

The audience's eyes turned to Zhu Ziwen.

I noticed that Zhu Ziwen was just smiling, and his eyes were somewhat vacant.

The motorcycle joke will be a classic that will last forever, and the show's effect will be explosive.

"Being recognized as a celebrity is really annoying, especially how my fans define me."

"【Li Can! Brother Can! DP Band! A superstar! Ahhh, my idol! A god in the entertainment industry!】"

Speaking of it.

The excited imitation suddenly turned into a calm, soul-searching question.

Li Can stares into the camera.

"Big star? Idol? Entertainment industry?"

Who are you calling names?!

"Hahahaha!"

Looking at the laughing audience below the stage.

Li Can's expression became even more serious.

On stage, he beat his chest and stomped his feet, voicing his grievances with tears and blood.

"I am abstract! Not crazy!"

"Who uses such foul language? You're the one in the entertainment industry, your whole family is in the entertainment industry!"

"Hahahaha!"

Some of the production crew members couldn't hold back.

To everyone's surprise, this person went around in circles and actually ended up back where they started.

But no one realized it.

This is just the beginning.

The following jokes were so interconnected that they were almost magical, as if you could never guess what Li Can would bring up.

Yet, it gives off a very sharp and cunning vibe, as if it's subtly hinting at someone, full of ironic dark humor.

"In order to avoid misunderstandings, I feel it is necessary for me to come to the stand-up comedy stage to say something."

“It really worked. On the way here, an old man asked me where I was going, and I told him I was going to perform stand-up comedy.”

Li Can bent down and placed the microphone on the microphone stand.

Because the microphone stand was very low, and Li Can was 1.9 meters tall, he looked like a question mark from the side.

An old man asked me: "Stand-up comedy? What about your pole dancing?"

"Hahaha!"

The audience below the stage had just begun to laugh.

Then I saw Li Can frowning as he adjusted the microphone stand.

He pulled upwards sharply, then gripped it with satisfaction, as if he were holding a steel pipe.

The laughter immediately grew even louder.

"The old man's words made me fall silent and start thinking. After a struggle between my left and right brains, I realized with shame that I was the one who was being hypocritical. You can't eat from a bowl and then curse your mother after you put down your chopsticks. So, I seriously examined myself."

Li Can let out a long sigh.

This quieted the scene down.

"Be honest, why avoid it? Why do I feel insulted by the entertainment industry? It must be my own fault."

“I want to be an upright person, so I admit that I’m just here in the entertainment industry to make money. I’m ashamed to find that this money is too easy to make. You don’t need to create anything seriously. You just need to learn how to take criticism. It’s even simpler than playing bass.”

Although there was still some laughter on the field.

But clearly, this part has a touch of dark humor.

It's almost like he's telling his own hellish joke.

"Avant-garde, you're just a niche self-indulgent type; mainstream, you're just brainwashing; entertainment, you're just crazy; depth, you're boring and meaningless. I've come to a profound understanding of what it means for only dead artists to ascend to the altar, because the dead are respected."

"Hahaha!!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

The worst thing is when harsh, truthful reality is spoken in a joking manner.

I thought it was a joke, but it actually is a joke.

However, Li Can did not delve deeper into the topic, making it too heavy.

Instead, he changed the subject, making a slightly sarcastic remark before steer the conversation away from the main point.

“I’m glad I’m straightforward, which allows me to live more honestly, but obviously, my dear Winnie doesn’t think so.”

Li Can raised an eyebrow.

This immediately drew whistles from the audience.

DP is a very popular band, but also very mysterious.

Apart from Lin Feng and Han Jiayin, who are entertainers, the others in this group rarely make public appearances.

Even if they show up, it's just that players like Chen Gang occasionally go live to check out the rooms and look at legs; you can't find out any inside gossip at all.

The couple Li Can and Winnie are still receiving a lot of attention, it's just that people have a hard time getting any gossip about them.

After Li Can brought up his story with Winnie, the audience immediately perked up.

Even the members of the DP band, who were quietly watching the show from a corner, all looked at Winnie, whose expression was slightly stunned.

"I remember it was right after a holiday, just before school started, when Dani sent me a text message."

"【Ugh~ Sleeping on a train is so uncomfortable, it's so hard and uncomfortable, my back and waist are aching】"

Most people have had this experience.

In an instant, it awakened the audience's memories.

Li Can continued speaking.

"My eyes lit up. At this moment, I must show my responsibility as a man and my care for my girlfriend. In the game, this is the opportunity to quickly increase my girlfriend's affection!"

"So I immediately made a promise to Dani!"

"【It was my oversight; I didn't pay attention to my dear's feelings. I'll definitely buy her a standing ticket next time.】"

"Hahahaha!"

"Goodness, you're really straight?"

Not only the audience, but even Winnie couldn't help but smile slightly.

Although it's a joke, Winnie thinks that Li Can is really capable of doing something like that.

But isn't that also why I fell for him?
This is simply awesome!
"I spoke up, but she got angry."

"But I don't think I did anything wrong. Why did she say she had back pain?!"

"This is clearly a reward for me giving her a massage! Isn't this interfering with my studies? She must have set this trap because she can't beat me at the tutoring and is afraid I'll cheat on her secretly!"

"Ha! Women, what deep scheming! Too bad, I saw right through it all."

Li Can smiled confidently.

Stand tall with your chest out.

Amid the laughter of the audience, he suddenly raised his voice.

Even his speaking speed has increased significantly.

"Even if I borrow a motorcycle from Brother Wen and personally drive Dani'er back to Moscow, I will never give Dani'er a massage!"

"Because I can listen to audio materials while cycling, but I can't concentrate on studying while massaging Dani'er!"

"A Sigma man will never fall into a woman's trap!"

"Thank you everyone! I'm Li Can!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Ouch!"

The audience cheered loudly and applauded thunderously.

Li Can's performance really surprised many people.

Especially the improvisational elements. Zhu Ziwen's motorcycle joke was unavoidable; it was mentioned three times throughout the performance, each time with a kickback.

That was absolutely amazing!

Even in the real stand-up comedy world, this kind of motorcycle is probably a rare sight.

The director couldn't help but sigh with emotion backstage.

"Do you think people from Northeast China are born comedians? Do they secretly memorize jokes before going to bed at night?"

"Director, I think this is a matter of talent. Anyway, Brother Can is definitely extremely talented."

"Anyway, this episode is likely to be a hit. Tell the editor that you don't need to cut a single frame of Zhu Ziwen's farting and motorcycle jokes."

After receiving confirmation from the director.

The people backstage were overjoyed.

Although Zhu Ziwen's long farts were indeed a bit hard to contain, it would be very embarrassing to talk about it.

But isn't this also a huge amount of traffic?
The director even felt that Zhu Ziwen might enter a special perspective through Li Can's explosive comebacks.

as predicted.

After Zhu Ziwen took office.

The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Zhu Ziwen was not annoyed by the audience's laughter.

As if he had accepted reality and given up, his very first words ignited the atmosphere.

"Don't worry, I lent my motorcycle to Brother Can. He said he was going to Moscow."

"Hahahaha, fuck!!"

"Explosion and subsequent connection."

"I can't laugh myself to death, hahahaha!"

The audience went wild.

This joke was something Zhu Ziwen himself came up with.

At that moment, it was almost as if this famous scene hadn't been elevated to the level of art.

After the recording of the program was completed, I reflected on the previous episodes.

Everyone suddenly realized.

My mind is filled with thoughts of motorcycles.

Firstly, because motorcycle accidents are simply too explosive.

Secondly, it was their first time meeting celebrities in the entertainment industry and stepping into the public eye, so the underground stand-up comedians, who were used to letting loose, were genuinely a little reserved.

Besides motorcycles.

Let's think about this program more carefully.

I always feel like the famous scenes from Li Can's performance will pop into my mind.

It's so brainwashing.

Respect for the dead is paramount.

"Buy a standing ticket"

"I can't study"

"A Sigma man will not fall into a woman's trap."

If it weren't for a confidentiality agreement.

The audience really wanted to learn and apply what they learned online.

In contrast to the audience's unbearable thirst.

Zhu Ziwen, however, felt relieved and let out a long sigh of relief.

This variety show really exceeded expectations.

[Did not offend Li Can]

[It has entertainment value]

"So what if people talk about motorcycles? What's there to be afraid of?!"

Zhu Ziwen became increasingly accepting of this premise.

But I still blush whenever I think about it.

The thought of the audience talking about me is unbearable.

My stomach started churning again.

After the recording ends.

Zhu Ziwen returned to the car.

The assistant and agent seemed to want to say something, but each time they hesitated to speak.

This attitude puzzled Zhu Ziwen.

As soon as he settled in and the car started moving, Zhu Ziwen scratched his head and asked a question.

"Why don't you two just say what you want to say?"

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The agent gave Zhu Ziwen a strange look.

After hesitating for a while, he finally spoke.

"The motorcycle is back?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Damn it! I knew it! How come even you did it?"

Crunch!

The van came to a sudden stop, clearly indicating that the driver had slammed on the brakes.

A tremendous burst of laughter erupted from inside the car.

Zhu Ziwen's anxiety was finally over.

If the agent is playing these tricks, then after the show airs, I'm really going to be forever labeled a "motorcycle" (a derogatory term for someone who uses motorcycles).

Good news: It's bound to be a hit.

Bad news: Motorcycles.

"But speaking of which, why don't you tell your fans about your illness? Do some public relations?"

"That's unnecessary!"

Upon hearing his agent's advice, Zhu Ziwen shook his head seriously.

He pulled out his notebook analyzing Li Can's personality and began to speak earnestly.

"Among the things that Brother Can hates the most is content that over-exploits the patient population, such as depression."

"Although I do have gastrointestinal problems caused by nervous tension, I think we should not only refrain from talking about it, but also actively avoid similar topics."

"It's just a fart, at most people will laugh at me. For my acting career, it might be a bit distracting for a while, but I'm not some kind of idol or domineering CEO, so it won't be too drastic."

"If there are enough resources to make up for it, then there is no problem."

"On the contrary, talking at length about patient issues is more likely to cause resentment."

I heard this.

The agent nodded in agreement.

This is indeed the truth.

It might break the immersion in the story for a short time.

In reality, if we wait a year or two, even if people are still willing to make jokes about motorcycles, they won't immediately think of that series of loud farts when they see Zhu Ziwen's face in a work.

Even if one remembers it later and the plot is abandoned, with plenty of room for derivative works, Zhu Ziwen's career can still reach a new height.

There's really no need to play the victim and try to gain sympathy at this time.

As for whether Zhu Ziwen can receive the reward resources...
That's almost beyond question.

Zhu Ziwen and Li Can's fans alone were enough to push this matter to the top of the trending searches. Coupled with the explosive nature of the matter itself, to be honest, it would be difficult for it not to go viral.

and.

Although the content was somewhat unsettling.

But she certainly didn't offend Li Can, and even had a sophisticated interaction with him.

win!
What a win!
Think about the internet nicknames you'll face, and then think about the resources the company will allocate to you afterwards.

Zhu Ziwen's face was flushed, and his stomach was churning rapidly.

"Puff puff puff!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

Listen to Zhu Ziwen's overjoyed motorcycle.

The agent and assistant burst into laughter again.

There's no doubt that the business van exudes a cheerful atmosphere.

Time passed slowly.

After spending five days recording the first three episodes,

Li Can and his team made preparations and flew directly to the Lighthouse to continue the arrangements for the second half of their world tour concert.

Meanwhile, the talk show production team also began working overtime to produce and edit the content.

And simultaneously, variety show promotions were conducted.

The news of Lee Chan's appearance on a talk show was released at the same time as the news of his Lighthouse Las Vegas concert.

Take a closer look.

It seems that the Las Vegas concert will officially begin the day after the first episode of the talk show airs.

Suddenly, the topics of discussion began to overlap.

(End of this chapter)