Young Again

The boundary between humor and sarcastic remarks is actually very easy to control.

Humor is mainly about being funny, but the funny element of sarcasm is less.

At the same time, humor can also be deconstructed.

Its essence is a kind of contrast.

Let me give you a brief analogy.

On the road, you were with your classmates and met a girl who spoke to you for a few words, and then someone started to make a fuss - your wife.

That's what it means to be mean.

Of course, if it is a very fat and ugly girl and he calls her your wife, there will be a funny contrast, but there are not so many funny things, it is just bullying of another girl.

However, if the person being talked about is a big idiot, then "your husband" is very humorous.

To expand on this humor, all you need to do is reply: Your husband!

After understanding the essential difference between humor and bad mouthing, the student's behavior at this point is easy to explain.

A beautiful girl that Chen Wang once pursued even had her love letter handed over to the teacher. Now you say "your girlfriend", which is just pure bad mouth and you deserve a beating.

Chen Wang originally didn't intend to pay attention to such expensive things, but the moment the booing laughter appeared, Tongtong beside him revealed his true nature without hesitation.

The scolding was very severe.

Moreover, Li Xintong's face was originally icy, and when she said this, the extremely cold aura was particularly exaggerated. As soon as the voice fell, almost everyone who was laughing or about to laugh froze in an instant and shut up.

The boy, whose mouth was almost split when he smiled back, smiled out of habit. Then, all of a sudden, his expression froze.

The roots of his ears turned red and felt burning as if they were pierced by ten thousand thorns. The embarrassment at this moment was the peak of all the experiences of being humiliated in his life.

Because this is a direct criticism, and the word used is "bad mouth", which is quite humiliating.

In this class, all the students are bad students, basically all of them are slackers. If you are scolded, you will definitely scold back.

However, this also depends on the target.

Someone like Chen Wang, the school's top leader, is no match for most people.

Of course, the most important thing is that he is not right.

Because anyone with a discerning eye knows that although the two of them have not officially announced their relationship, they are in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, so the girlfriend has reason to respond to what I said.

Chen Wang could have just let this matter go with his high emotional intelligence, but Tongzi had already spoken up for him, so he simply said nothing.

The boy was choked and speechless and could only turn back.

The whole person was a little too red and warm.

I was so embarrassed that I dug my toes into the ground.

Fortunately, An Jiani's sweet sugar-coated bullet is too strong.

The beautiful melody, the charming voice, and the beautiful girl who looked like a bride in pure white. When she waved her arms gently, the whole audience was moved and sang along.

Mainly boys.

The girls' expressions are also very typical.

He frowned, his face slightly turned to the right, but the direction of his gaze remained unchanged. With a hint of disdain and wrinkles at the corners of his mouth, he almost made a sound of "ehhhh" at any time.

It's actually quite normal.

All the female stars that boys like are the ones that girls hate the most.

Similarly, what girls like, men also hate.

Why do some boys chase after stars that girls like?
Album female fans.

In fact, I really think Wang Chuqin is quite handsome (a dark-skinned hottie who is 162cm tall, 50kg, and has a medical report).

So his embarrassment was a little distracting.

However, many people still looked over there with concern, secretly observing Li Xintong's expression.

"What's wrong?" Li Xintong looked at Chen Wang, who was looking at her with a pure expression, "You think I'm fierce, right?"

Li Xintong doesn't want to offend anyone.

She basically never had any verbal arguments with others.

But at that moment, she really couldn't bear it anymore.

My girlfriend is here, and what he said is just a provocation to her face.
But the most important thing is that his deliberate ridicule shows his contempt for Chen Wang.

After all, it was well known that they were not in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. It was Chen Wang who wrote a love letter to her and then became the laughing stock of the whole school.

How boring! Are you familiar with me?

"Not fierce, not fierce. Why would I think you are fierce?"

Chen Wang smiled faintly, then hugged one of Li Xintong's arms with both hands, buried his head directly on her shoulder, and leaned forward without caring about other people's eyes: "Sister Tong, you are so handsome, I love you."

Such a blatant display of affection made all the men and women around them speechless.

Li Xintong's cheeks turned red.

The shyness of being stared at is one thing, but the main thing is that Chen Wang's action of relying on himself is really a bit cute...

Maybe it’s because his speaking voice is very normal and not sissy at all.

Li Xintong's maternal love was overflowing. If they were not outside, she would have been unable to resist feeding him.

What’s wrong with letting your child spit a few times?
"Okay, okay." Although Chen Wang looked really cute and made her heart beat fast, Li Xintong still pretended to be serious and gently touched his head, pretending to be calm.

Sometimes, she felt that she was a little perverted.

I want Chen Wang to act coquettishly towards me.

It's not the kind of sissy cuteness, but putting his hands on his shoulders, lowering his head, and saying a little disappointedly: "Tongtong, can you hug me?"

Who is this boyfriend?

"You are more important than myself, and I also want to become better~"

After An Jiani finished her last line with her sweet, sticky girlish voice, the whole audience burst into applause.

"Cute, really cute."

"What the hell, you can become an actor now, why are you still studying?"

"I really want to date An Jiani..."

The boys' "wolf-like and tiger-like" favoring eyes made An Jiani like the shining focus of the whole audience. She felt that she was invincible.

I have good grades, I'm cute, and I sing beautifully. Is there anyone in this kind of school who is worthy of me?
nonexistent.

As for the so-called Chen Wang, he himself couldn't even see him.

I don't need this guy's likes to prove my excellence.

She bowed slightly, revealing a shallow cleavage, then winked slightly with that innocent and sweet smile and turned around.

The booing behind him came like a huge wave.

At this moment, the sense of satisfaction reached its climax.

After every New Year’s Eve Gala, there will be a vote for the best program.

Although those stupid women who are jealous of me will not vote for me, as long as half of the boys vote, I will still be far ahead and first.

I am the best in every field.

In No. 3 Middle School, I am the goddess, at the top of the food chain.

But when she went backstage to change her clothes, she suddenly remembered why Chen Wang also appeared backstage...

"Doesn't everyone know that you can perform?" Li Xintong asked.

"After all, there was no program, and I never went to any rehearsal," said Chen Wang.

"Why? Are you the prince of No. 3 Middle School?" Li Xintong was puzzled.

"Of course it's because I have a good relationship with Teacher Wang Zhao, and I'm very strong," said Chen Wang.

Then, Li Xintong narrowed her eyes and showed a suspicious and alert look: "Teacher Wang, she is very beautiful, right?"

In response, Chen Wang smiled, looked at Li Xintong, and said bluntly: "Not as good as yours."

Such a confession is certainly pleasing to people. But Li Xintong recalled the time when she praised him and was accused of being "sarcastic" and said with some regret: "You are a person who doesn't even pretend to like or dislike someone."

"Huh?" Chen Wang looked confused.

"I'll tell you." Li Xintong looked at Chen Wang and said angrily, "Your attitude towards me before was really bad."

It’s not that he treats her badly, he just doesn’t have that kind of preference for her and speaks to her in a cold and calm manner.

Hearing her say this, Chen Wang was stunned for a moment.

"Forget it. I didn't like it at that time after all."

Li Xintong didn't take this too seriously, because she also knew that Chen Wang really treated those he didn't like equally, such as Xu Yiyao, Zhao Tingting, and now An Jiani.

Although Xia Manlu is a little different, that’s because she is an old classmate.

I won't be jealous... Just as she was thinking this, suddenly a hand pulled her over and leaned on her shoulder.

The 1.7-meter-tall Li Xintong suddenly became like a little bird, and her cheeks turned red instantly.

"I'm sorry, I was really pretentious in the past." Chen Wang said.

"You're welcome...ah no, it's okay."

After Li Xintong stammered in response, she kept this posture.

At first, she felt stiff and had a little neck pain.

But gradually, a smile appeared on her face and she snuggled up to me.

Until from this perspective, she saw Lao Jiang passing by.

In an instant, his face flushed, he closed his eyes and buried his head.

"Damn it, quickly hide my little wife, don't let him recognize her." Chen Wang covered Li Xintong with one hand and said in a low voice.

Isn't the key point to not let him know who your little wife is?

The point is that it’s wrong to hug your little wife at school!
Li Xintong is afraid of numbness.

These two damn kids, doing this kind of thing in the school auditorium?!
When Lao Jiang passed by and saw this, he was immediately furious.

Especially Chen Wang’s bold and vigorous shoulder-hugging movement.

You are finished, Chen Wang.

If you don’t get first place next time, there’s really no way this matter will end!

Li Xintong, the same goes for you. If you don’t make great progress next time, you’re done.

Since they were at school after all, the two of them restrained themselves a little.

Chen Wang held Li Xintong's hand, put it in her trouser pocket, and touched her hand while touching her leg through her trouser pocket.

Perhaps because her butt has been touched so many times, Li Xintong can completely accept this kind of thing.

The party continued. Everyone's programs were good and bad, but the overall quality was still acceptable. The language performances were not too awkward and were much better than Yue Yunpeng's.

The singers were all good, and some even sent flowers to give their brothers some face.

Halfway through, Chen Wang suddenly remembered something, and stood up with a bag of clothes in his arms. He smacked Li Xintong's face and left: "I'm leaving."

The people around them, looking at these two people showing off...

"I really didn't expect that you would fall in love in high school." Huang Jing said to Li Xintong from behind.

The lip marks on her face had not yet disappeared. Looking at Chen Wang's back, Li Xintong also felt strange: "I didn't expect it either."

I didn't expect that I would have a boy I liked in high school.

Then, I did so many things that crossed the line.

I am just about to grow up with him...

But I really don't regret this at all.

Never mind, I’m a pervert too.

"Is your husband coming back yet? Can I sit next to you?" Huang Jing asked.

"..." Li Xintong looked at her, pursed her lips, and was about to say "your husband" but was afraid that she would really agree, so she said speechlessly, "He probably won't come, sit down."

Then, Huang Jing slipped to her side, and just as her foot touched a bag on the ground, Li Xintong quickly picked up the bag and moved it.

"Hey, why are you carrying a bag? Aren't you going to leave it in the classroom?" Huang Jing asked curiously.

"Guess." Li Xintong glanced at her and said calmly.

"Any snacks?"

Huang Jing guessed curiously, but Li Xintong didn't say anything. So she curiously opened it, but when she saw it, she was very surprised and asked, "Did he give it to you?"

"Quite the opposite." Li Xintong smiled faintly.

"Uh..." Huang Jing didn't quite understand, and asked in confusion, "By the way, where did he go?"

"You'll find out later."

"You are really mysterious."

Huang Jing did not ask any more questions. The two of them just watched the performance, talking and laughing, and taking videos and photos in between, until the end of the party.

"Next, please enjoy the last program, the song "Little Lucky", sung by Chen Wang."

After the host finished the announcement, everyone in Class 8 was surprised, and those who had participated in the auditions before were even more stunned - what happened, we didn’t make it, but he secretly got in?

"Ah? When did he sign up for the show?"

"I didn't see him when I watched the rehearsal."

"Fuck, is he a relative?"

"The principal of our school is surnamed Zhou, and Chen Wang is surnamed Chen. Could it be that they are..."

"What does it have to do with a few of them?"

To everyone's surprise, the curtain was drawn. After a while, it slowly opened.

The next moment, there was an exclamation from the audience.

"Ahhh! So handsome!"

"He's so handsome in a suit. When did our school have such a handsome boy?"

"It looks like that Lee Keun Suk!"

The whole audience was boiling with excitement.

Including some boys, they have to give praise.

When the curtain opened, under the spotlight appeared a boy who was 1.82 meters tall, wearing a navy blue suit. His figure was particularly straight and upright, which completely supported the clothes. He was gentle, handsome, sunny and handsome, completely in line with the words of an ancient poem: My young master is graceful and witty, as if he were a god.

An Jiani, who was still wearing makeup and a white down jacket, looked like a female celebrity backstage. She was stunned when she saw Chen Wang...

Is this person still the Chen Wang who once pursued me?
There is actually not much difference in the facial features, she is just thinner, has a better figure, and her hairstyle has changed a bit. The most important thing is that confidence, which really comes from the inside out.

Is my influence on him so great?

"Fuck, so handsome." Seeing her deskmate like this, Zhao Tingting wanted to eat him to the extreme, "Why didn't you tell me that you were on the show? That's really mean."

"Ah, boys do look good in suits."

"The key is Chen Wang's figure. I saw him several times during physical education class. He is indeed tempting..."

"Don't let my girlfriend hear it."

"Girlfriend, what do you think?" Huang Jing looked at Li Xintong, wanting to know how she felt.

And she really looked at him as if he was the person she loved the most, with eyes full of love.

And a little bit proud.

"How can my vision be bad?" Li Xintong said with a little pride.

Then, looking at Chen Wang who was gently raising his hand on the stage, his admiration was already revealed.

My baby, it's really great.

Although, it's a bit too ostentatious.

The soundtrack of Little Luck started playing.

The melody immediately livened up the atmosphere of the scene.

Because this is undoubtedly the most popular song in recent times.

The whole audience waited quietly until Chen Wang uttered the three words "I heard it", and there was another round of crazy screams.

"It sounds nice!"

"So gentle, so sad."

"Where is this handsome boy? I'm definitely going to harass him..."

"It sounds so good, my ears are pregnant."

Chen Wang's voice is refreshing, gentle, and full of emotion. Every word of the lyrics seems to carry warmth, slowly flowing into the listeners' ears and touching their hearts. When he opens his lips, every word seems to be given life, they jump in the air, turning into strands of emotions, entwining everyone's heart.

The grass, teaching buildings, bells, and youthful campus stories are all presented in my mind through music.

Who doesn’t want his campus life to have someone who makes him excited to go to school every day?

Chen Wang sang like this, and the male and female voices below, mainly the female voices, all followed along, and the light sticks also danced along, like a leaping and dazzling wave...

I'm so handsome.

Chen Wang continued to sing.

Until he saw a girl holding flowers in her hands in the middle of the aisle, running towards the stage with her head down...

I feel so refreshed that I am about to burst out. (End of this chapter)