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Chapter 5 Serious Violations
"Lord Li, what is this?"

Looking at the strange object in front of her, Empress Dowager He asked in surprise.

Until now, Empress Dowager He was still confused about what this guard was thinking, because his actions were so strange!

Now that Dong Zhuo is so powerful, even the three dukes and nine ministers in the court have to succumb to his tyranny. Liu Bian's throne has been abolished by him. It can be said that she and Liu Bian have been completely abandoned.

That's why Li Ru felt confident in letting two eunuchs send Empress Dowager He off. After all, the entire Guanzhong area was now under the control of Dong Zhuo, and a deposed empress dowager really couldn't cause any waves.

At first, Empress Dowager He thought that Li Qingyuan was a loyal minister to the Han Dynasty, but when the other party looked her up and down several times, she threw this idea out of her mind.

Which loyal minister would dare to stare at the empress dowager so unscrupulously? Empress Dowager He even suspected that if it were not for the inappropriate time and place, who knows what kind of presumptuous behavior the other party would do!

But what if the other party committed this heinous crime of killing nine generations of his clan just for the sake of coveting her beauty?
Empress Dowager He thought that there shouldn’t be such a lustful and reckless person in the world, right?

"boarding!"

Li Qingyuan was too lazy to explain to the other party. What annoyed him most when he was reading books in the past was those time travelers instilling so-called scientific concepts into the ancients. He felt that doing so was extremely stupid.

You know, nowadays textbooks have already started to prevent self-study, but there are still people who want to promote Western science in ancient times. It really makes people feel a little confused.

If you hold great power and control the world, then it is natural for you to develop technology appropriately in order to improve the productivity of your subordinates.

But when he couldn't even protect himself, he still wanted to contribute to the ancient society. Li Qingyuan said, "You are such a selfless person, why did you travel through time? Wouldn't it be better for you to stay in modern society and continue to develop modernization?"
"car?"

The three of them looked at each other. The car in front of them was so different from what they imagined it to be. For a moment, they were all stunned.

"By the way, can your electric bike handle this? There are four of us here! Can't you get me a car?"

Li Qingyuan from the Three Kingdoms started to complain, saying that it is illegal to carry people on an electric bike!
"Where can I get you a car? I have just tested it. Things that can be put into the group space must belong to me legally. I am just a delivery man, and you want me to buy you a car. Aren't you asking too much!"

Li Qingyuan from the city said that if he hadn't verified that the person on the other end was himself, he wouldn't bother to care about the life or death of a stranger!

If a man does not care for himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth. The members in other chat groups all help each other, but in this chat group, even if they are among the same people, everyone has to be on guard.

"This is how you get on the bus. Come, sit behind me!"

Li Qingyuan looked at the three people who were surrounding the electric bike and didn't know where to start, so he just stepped over and demonstrated.

Seeing Liu Bian preparing to get on the car, Li Qingyuan quickly pointed at Empress Dowager He and said.

What kind of good person would ride an electric scooter with a child sitting on the back seat? Wouldn’t it be nice to have a beautiful woman sitting on the back seat?

"This? This is a bit—"

Empress Dowager He immediately became troubled. The car looked to be only two feet long. After Li Qingyuan sat down, there was only barely enough space for one more person. Liu Bian was only in his teens and could barely fit in. If she, a tall and mature woman, sat down, she would definitely be pressed against the other person's back.

"Come up quickly, do you want to be hanged to death by those people?"

Seeing that Empress Dowager He was still hesitating, Li Qingyuan spoke directly.

Hearing this, Empress Dowager He immediately imitated him and sat astride the back of the car.

"You! Sit on the box!"

Feeling the soft touch from behind, Li Qingyuan pointed at Liu Bian and said, This electric bike is used by Li Qingyuan in the city to deliver food. There is an insulated box fixed on the rear rack of the car, so it is not a problem for another person to sit on it.

Liu Bian climbed up in a hurry, but he was squatting on the box, looking like a giant monkey lying on it.

"You, squat here!"

Pointing to the empty seat in front of him, Li Qingyuan instructed the little girl in red.

Well, actually this girl is not just a supporting role, she is Liu Bian’s princess. If Liu Bian had not been deposed by Dong Zhuo, she would be the queen of the Han Dynasty now!

Because there is no idea of late marriage and late childbirth nowadays, so even though Liu Bian was only eleven years old, he already had a wife. This would definitely make those single men in later generations who couldn't get married envious.

Tang Ying looked at the small space and immediately shook her head.

The space in front of the electric car can only accommodate one child at most. Even if Liu Bian squatted in, it would probably be too small, let alone Tang Ying who was already fourteen years old!

"Why don't you get in the car? Are you afraid of dying here?"

Seeing that Tang Ying actually disobeyed orders, Li Qingyuan scolded her with some displeasure.

"Please send His Majesty and the Queen Mother to a safe place. Even in the afterlife, I will be grateful to you and repay you by working like a slave in my next life!"

Tang Ying half-knelt towards Li Qingyuan and spoke with a distinguished look in her eyes.

Damn, what do you mean by being a slave in the next life? What I want is for you to be my slave in this life!
If this girl in front of him were placed in later generations, she would be at most a junior high school student, but her style of speaking and doing things is so sophisticated. Li Qingyuan feels that even the empress dowager who has a lot of capital behind her seems to be inferior to her in this respect.

But thinking about it, I felt relieved. You know, this girl is qualified to have her name recorded in history books. The mother and son behind me left traces only because of their noble status, and Concubine Tang was able to leave her name in history books because of her own ability.

Don’t be fooled by keyboard warriors who act like invincible heroes when they brag. But if they really encounter a life-and-death crisis, even if the Internet is cut off for half a day, they will probably commit suicide.

"Stop talking nonsense and come up!"

Li Qingyuan saw that the little girl in front of him seemed to be determined to die, and said with a little displeasure.

At the same time, he leaned his body back hard, pressing Empress Dowager He behind him so hard that she cried out in pain.

"Good boy, come up quickly and listen to Li Aiqing!"

Empress Dowager He understood that someone was putting pressure on her, so she quickly greeted Tang Ying.

"The Queen Mother?"

Tang Ying looked at Empress Dowager He in silence. Even a child would have been cramped in that small space. How could she possibly squat there when she was nearly seven feet tall? (The unit of measurement in the Han Dynasty was 23 centimeters, which is why Guan Yu and Lu Bu were nine feet tall.)
"What? You don't even want to listen to what I say?"

Feeling the huge pressure on her chest, Empress Dowager He said impatiently.

"I obey your orders!"

Tang Ying's face turned pale. Facing Li Qingyuan, she naturally dared to disobey orders even at the risk of death, but facing the empress dowager's order, she had no room for disobedience at all.

(End of this chapter)