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Chapter 38: Celebrating Yu Nian

Ye Qingmei!
He seems to be from a science and engineering background, and he seems to be a senior reader of female-oriented novels.

After World War III, most of the buildings in the world were destroyed, and even those that were not destroyed turned into ruins over time.

But a museum originally built in Antarctica has miraculously survived, and even today there is still energy to maintain basic operations.

Ye Qingmei's identity should be somewhat similar to those base employees in doomsday movies who kept themselves in cold storage in order to preserve themselves after a nuclear war. It's just that no one knows why she was kept in cold storage for such a long time, millions of years before being released.

Ye Qingmei, who was feeling bored in the temple, walked out directly with the supplies she could loot, wanting to see what the outside world was like.

As the saying goes, male readers build their own kingdoms, while female readers fall in love. As the only time traveler in the world at that time, Ye Qingmei naturally had to have a passionate love affair!
Of course, as a time traveler, the level of your love life must not be low. After all, it is a female story. You can have sadomasochistic love and promiscuous love, but if your status is not qualified, you will definitely be laughed at.

As a result, Ye Qingmei gained a bunch of bootlickers in minutes, and the identities of these bootlickers were terrifying!
What Grand Master! What Si Nanbo! What Director of the Inspection Institute! Even the Emperor of Nanqing became a member of Ye Qingmei's harem.

After all, it's normal for a female protagonist to fall in love with a group of men, so even though everyone knows that Ye Qingmei is just teasing them, they are all willing to be manipulated by her like crazy.

After all, what can I say!

A beautiful and well-educated woman, who also has the ability to make things happen with a flip of her hand, so it doesn't seem shameful to become the other person's licker?

Originally, if Ye Qingmei had continued to deal with it in this way, even if she took all these men into her harem, then these men would at most be jealous of each other. Anyway, this is the rhythm of female channels, and they don't care about whether it is against the rules or not.

But after enjoying her life for a while, this woman actually started to commit suicide.

She is a female protagonist, but she wants to do the work of a male protagonist. This is totally incompatible with her profession!

All I can say is that Ye Qingmei might have stayed in the freezer for too long and her brain was frozen, but she actually wanted to promote equality for all!

You have to know that even during World War III, the so-called equality for all was just a slogan. After all, it seems that none of those who died in vain under the attack of the mushroom eggs would have thought of starting a nuclear war.

So, the Emperor Nanqing, who had a slightly higher IQ among the bootlickers, came to his senses and thought of a way to kill Ye Qingmei directly.

However, Ye Qingmei was probably too bored before she died, so she found a fertilized egg from the embryo bank preserved in the museum. The egg was from a person who died of cancer in her previous life and was deprived of her memory. She put it in her stomach and gave birth to the child.

To be honest, this kind of operation really makes people shout 666!

You have to know that Ye Qingmei was already pregnant at that time, but she insisted on replacing her own embryo with Fan Xian's embryo. In other words, she gave herself an abortion and stuffed a child into her stomach. This operation was really against the will of heaven!

But it's a female channel! Just get used to it.

The story of Joy of Life is basically about how Fan Xian, a man-made time traveler, kills his biological father with the help of his mother and a few lackeys.

Seriously, why does this plot sound like a female-oriented novel?
When Li Qingyuan first discovered that the world he was in was Joy of Life, he felt a little worried, because the protagonist of this world, Fan Xian, was not a good person.

Some people say that Fan Xian is not afraid of power and even goes against the prince of the dynasty for a guard. He directly challenges the feudal authority for an ordinary person and is a good person who implements the concept of equality for all. But in reality!
That guy is just like most ordinary people. He only cares about the people around him. If you insist on saying how high his moral standards are, at best they are just at a normal male level.

Of course, if you insist on comparing it with Blue Silver Grass, there’s nothing I can do about it.

After all, compared with those expensive things, Li Qingyuan dares to righteously state that he is a pure and innocent good person!

Compared with Fan Xian's identity as a time traveler, Li Qingyuan felt that the cards he had were not enough.

Fan Xian's official identity is the son of Si Nanbo Fan Jian. At the same time, Secretary Dakang, the director of the Nanqing Inspection Institute, is his mother's die-hard fan, and the Nanqing Emperor Li Yunqian is Fan Xian's biological father.

It can be said that Fan Xian’s status in Nanqing is much higher than that of the prince, even the crown prince is not as good as him!

Not to mention that Fan Xian also has a T1000 model Terminator that Ye Qingmei kidnapped from the museum. Even if it were placed in the future, that thing would be able to fight against a reorganized mixed company.

Therefore, unless he lived a peaceful and law-abiding life his whole life, if he dared to show any sign of being a time traveler and was discovered by Fan Xian, he would not be able to imagine the consequences.

Although in the plot it seems that Fan Xian really hopes that there will be a time traveler to share his joy, in fact, if anyone really believes it, then it would probably be a waste of time.

You know, in order to prevent two time travelers from appearing at the same time, Fan Xian killed his mother right after he was born. Although he announced to the public that Ye Qingmei was murdered, isn't being murdered by a newborn son also murdered? (I just wanted to make a joke to show that two time travelers cannot appear at the same time, but a bunch of people insisted on arguing with me. I'm drunk!)

Very thoughtful!

After recalling the plot of Joy of Life, Li Qingyuan felt that he should not think about unifying the world or anything like that. It would be nice to just find a slightly prosperous second-tier city and become a rich man, right?

Although the heroines in the dramas are all very beautiful, there are also beautiful women out there. It doesn't seem so bad to use a little trick to make a fortune and then become a local tyrant in a small city, right?

But before he could figure out where to go, he was shocked to find that he was not an ordinary accountant.

Damn, I’m actually an accountant in the Royal Treasury, and I just joined last month.

Under normal circumstances, the accountants of the royal treasury are all internal people who have been trained since childhood, just like the state-owned enterprises in later generations, and they basically do not recruit from outside.

But!
The Royal Treasury has been busy recently and something happened, which has led to a sudden drop in the number of people who can do accounting. As a result, they have no choice but to recruit some idle people in society to replenish the inventory.

It was under such circumstances that the original person was directly hired.

"What a rip-off! Is this a joke?"

After understanding his own situation, Li Qingyuan couldn't help but feel that this crappy game must have been deliberately made difficult for him.

(End of this chapter)