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Chapter 90 Good morning, Prefectural North High School
“Do you think aliens exist?”

“It exists.”

"What about the future people?"

“It’s not surprising that it exists.”

"What about people with super powers?"

“It should be everywhere.”

"Where are the people from another world?"

"Auv, don't mention it. People from another world are just demons."

At this time, Commissioner Jon Smith, who traveled back to three years ago, was complaining to Haruhi Suzumiya, a junior high school student who was dressed casually in a T-shirt and shorts and had sparkling big eyes.

"If I had known earlier, I would be punished for losing a baseball game..."

Looking at his sad and angry expression, those who didn’t know would think that he was do something to someone from another world, but in fact, it was no big deal.

Let's fast forward the timeline in this world, which is particularly undignified, to the day after the baseball tournament ended.

Putting aside whether the attempt to invite the gods was successful or not, the baseball game was certainly won. However, because Kyon's performance did not satisfy someone, the psychics had to work overtime again.

In order to prevent his good brother Kyon from becoming such a miserable person after marriage due to domestic violence by Haruhi Suzumiya to the point of calling the police, Jagi, who is very disappointed with his brother, decides to start training him now.

"If you could have defeated the god-man and blown up all the closed spaces that night, would you have needed to sacrifice your first kiss? You have already lost your most precious thing. You are a man with low moral character. You will never be able to build a wizard tower in the future!"

"It was you who said that day..."

Jiaji waved his hand to stop him from saying anything else, and shouted:
"Do you think you are being rude? If you can't suppress Haruhi Suzumiya, the world will be destroyed. Kyonishiro, I will teach you boxing skills now!"

Not paying attention to the name Kyoshiro, Kyon quickly continued asking.

"Isn't that the Fist of the North Star?"

If it is simple, easy and quick to learn, then he would really like to learn it.

Jiaji glanced at the wishful thinking Axu and said, "You wish. I haven't mastered it yet, so how can I be qualified to teach you."

I don't know why, Fist of the North Star is clearly a boxing technique, but the legitimate successor can also call himself "Fist of the North Star Menkyo Kaiden". I guess some predecessor thought it looked cool and nice and copied it.

"So what are you going to teach?"

With the real suppression power of Haruhi Suzumiya and the mediocre setting of Kyon, and the lack of things like the Mangekyou mirror, you can continue to think about practicing fighting spirit.

"Of course, I have used this magical skill that has enabled me to conquer the world with only minor defeats and never a major one - Horizontal Training!"

"It sounds like you're going to get beaten. If you don't learn, then don't learn."

"What about Nan Dou's secret skill, the Wind and Cloud Fantasy Kick? You run so fast that three dogs can't catch up with you."

"It feels like it will be even harder than being a Hakone Runner, so I won't learn it."

"Then I'll have to take out my most valuable skill - massage! I can bring you back to life with just one finger! With this skill, even if you eat too much free food and get kicked out by Suzumiya, you won't starve to death on the streets."

"You want me to open a massage parlor? I won't learn it if I don't want to."

Shaking his head like a wave drum, Ah Xu suddenly had an idea and asked in confusion:
"Come to think of it, just hearing you claim to be from another world, what exactly is that other world like?"

Koizumi quietly moved closer to eavesdrop, and Mikuru-senpai, who was wearing a maid outfit, had a curious look on her face. Even Nagato Yuki, who rarely expressed her opinions like a plant, quietly stopped flipping through the book.

If it is a different world, shouldn't it be a world of swords and magic? Dragon Quest, Demon King vs. Hero, Elves, Goblins, Orcs, Dwarves, etc. are the mainstream, right?
The world that Jagi came from would have these things... It's totally unimaginable.

"There are no dungeons or other worlds to encounter, but it's not ordinary either."

This answer obviously did not satisfy others. Jia Ji sighed softly and began to recall the past...

"Come and sit down when you have time."

"Hey, where's the reminiscence part in the middle?"

"The story begins with the Dark Fist World. 1,800 years ago, a country called Han gathered heroes of the time and created an assassination technique called Fist of the North Star..." "It looks like another Earth, right?!"

Although there are still doubts as to whether the Fist of the North Star is an assassination fist, Kazuki Koizumi put forward a new point of view.

"Since there are the Northern Dipper and the Southern Dipper, are there other dippers?"

"There are indeed Xidou, Yuandou, Tiandou, and Linandou... From the names, you can tell that each one is inferior to the last. They are just stepping stones."

After a lot of talking, Jia Ji finally made Axu understand that learning boxing from him was definitely a good thing. It could almost help him leap from a scumbag with a combat power of less than five to the strongest human on earth.

By then, no matter what difficulties we encounter, we will be able to overcome them.

After all, there is a stupid worldview in which even a civilization with the ability to travel faster than the speed of light uses swords and armor to fight. Come on, Kyon!

"Hehehe, first of all, let's start with thirty hours of physical training a day!"

…………

"So, not only do people from another world exist, but they also want to invite you to play?"

"I guess so."

"Great!"

"Why are you so happy?"

"Remember to take me with you when you go to the other world."

"sure."

Laughing it off, Kyon glossed over the matter and followed the instructions to come to Nagato's house where he had been waiting three years ago. He listened to the advice of the Almighty God and took a nap first.

Snapped.

light is on.

The fluorescent lights were flashing and the light intensity was stabilizing.

"Speaking of which, the time jump theory of this world was just written casually by Suzumiya when he was tutoring elementary school students. Do you people from the future know about it?"

Kyon, who had just laid down, raised his upper body, and Asahina also stood up by holding one end of the quilt with both hands.

Someone suddenly walked in from outside the room and said something strange, which made Asahina Mikuru, who was just about to go to sleep but woke up immediately, look troubled.

It was around nine o'clock in the evening when they closed their eyes, and now it was seven thirty in the morning, which was definitely a time when they would be late.

"It's the morning of July 8th now. Great! We're back. We left on July 7th... after 9:30 p.m.... But, how come you're at Nagato's house, Jagi-san?"

Mikuru showed a confused expression, it seemed that she didn't know about this yet.

Jiaji ignored the two people who were still dazed after hibernating for three years and woke up Xiao Liangzi who was kept in the glass tank.

"Go, cook two more dishes to celebrate."

Then he walked to the window and opened his arms, as refreshed as if he was wearing new underwear on New Year's morning, and greeted the entire county which had just woken up.

"Good morning, Prefectural North High School!"

The next second, his eyes suddenly widened and he saw something incredible.

"Let me test it. Where did the Mohawk come from?"

The world line...finally began to deflect.

　Kyonshiro - Kyon in The Suzumiya Haruhi

　　Hakone Runner - "Run with the Wind"

　　"One finger can bring you back to life!" - The slogan of the latest joint massage acupoint medical book of Fist of the North Star
　　
　
(End of this chapter)