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Chapter 85 The Basic Skills of a Fighter

"You're not going to tell me that that is the God-man, are you?"

"Yes." Koizumi Kazuki nodded with a heavy face.

That thing was a head taller than a fifteen-story commercial building and was about fifty meters long. Its entire body was covered with exposed red muscle fibers and white skeleton. It had no skin, no nerves, and its body was extremely strong.

Under the influence of gravity, it is impossible for such a large creature to appear in the world. It would probably be crushed by its own weight in an instant. Destroying a building involves a change in mass, which is simply a contradiction.

Unfortunately, this is the world created by Haruhi Suzumiya, and this thing is not a normal creature, but a "god"!
"Physics no longer exists (sad)!"

"Don't decide the life and death of physics so easily! Apologize to the 2,000-year history of physics!"

Its outline could not be seen clearly, and there were no facial features on its face. Only a skull was exposed, and the rest of the body was wrapped in what looked like strong and powerful muscle fibers. At this moment, its jaws were opened and it let out a huge roar towards the sky.

A horrifying sound that shook the entire blocked space erupted, and invisible waves pushed forward layer by layer in the air. All the large and small windows installed on the neat and tidy houses exploded.

With a crackling sound, fragments fell all over the ground and covered the streets.

The roar that shook people's hearts, spread throughout the world, and echoed in the sky. The moment they heard that sound, Kyon and Koizumi covered their ears in pain and almost fell down.

His heart was palpitating and he was terrified. This was an existence that was definitely not something that could be defeated by human power. Compared to Asakura Ryoko who controlled the space to assassinate him, Kyon could more intuitively feel the abnormality and power of this thing. It was hard to imagine how people with super powers could deal with them.

"You have been fighting this kind of enemy?"

"No, it has only become like this recently."

The mad god was wreaking havoc in the deserted city. Although he was irrational and destroyed everything around him, he did not notice that three little guys had broken into this world.

The location where Jagi and the others were was still some distance away from the center of the destruction, so it could be said that they were safe for the time being.

Seeing his companions finally showing their surprise, Koizumi began to explain the whole story.

"When we gained super powers three years ago, the gods we super powers had to deal with in the closed space were thin and tall ghosts with blue appearances, twice as tall and big as we are now..."

As Koizumi spoke, a few small points of light appeared around the giant in the distance, wrapping around its body like fireflies, rapidly changing their flight paths while attacking the giant's body.

The spots of light that Koizumi called "companions" would occasionally bump into it, as if trying to stop its progress, but the giant's body was not made of gas, but impenetrable muscle, so they were just trying to stop a chariot with their bare hands.

"Until the day Suzumiya Haruhi pulled you into the SOS Squad, everything changed drastically."

"The gods began to become shorter, as if they were compressed. Their blue bodies began to solidify, and later they grew well-developed muscles and skeletons. Although their destructive power and range were reduced, their trunks became harder and harder, and became increasingly indestructible."

"For those of us who have acquired special abilities specifically for dealing with gods and men, the pressure we feel every time we deal with a closed space has been increasing over the past month."

"What you mean is... is it because of me that Haruhi's mind is filled with Attack on Titan?" Jagi never thought that it was his fault that things turned out like this.

"If I'm not mistaken, it's because you walk around in front of Haruhi every day, subtly changing her perception of human muscles, which is why the "god-man" has become such a thing." Koizumi cited some of the things Jagi did recently that could affect Haruhi Suzumiya, such as using his fingers to grind all the chess pieces into a heart shape when playing Othello and giving it to Yuki Nagato; using his grip to crush all the empty beverage cans into small cubes of one cubic centimeter, and then using them to build blocks; performing a bare-handed tearing of a playing card...

And so on, these things seem to be in line with common sense, but are absolutely impossible for ordinary people to do. They seem to have changed Haruhi's cognition invisibly.

"Well, it's time for me to join them." Koizumi's body began to emit red light, and soon his body was engulfed by the red ball of light. If the distance was far enough, it would be almost the same as the small light point blocking the Kamito's progress, only brighter and more powerful.

"Wait, Koizumi, don't go yet. Let me go meet that guy." The hedgehog-headed man stretched out his hand to stop Koizumi Kazuki who was about to fly away.

"Jaki... I remember you said that you can't fly. This is different from some alien beauty. Can you handle it? Is it okay?"

While dissuading him, Xu wanted to pat Jagi's shoulder. Even the super-powered people who specialized in dealing with gods found it difficult. How could a melee fighter like him deal with such a big thing? He would probably be crushed into a pancake before he even got close.

"I don't want to be too rude, please prepare the "Hunting Titan" for him!" Even Koizumi Kazuki thought that Jagi's contemptuous and arrogant attitude was an insult to the hard work they, the psychics, had put in these days.

How could a god be so easy to deal with? People from other worlds are just as stubborn as Haruhi Suzumiya.

"What great muscles... supporting such a powerful body..." Instead of refuting the two poor high school students who didn't know that "Fist of the North Star is invincible", Jagi's attention was not on them at this time, but was completely focused on the huge body of the god.

"what?"

Ah Xu was surprised to find that his hand, which had originally intended to pat Jagi's shoulder, did not hit him, but instead hit his waist.

Then, for the first time, he began to doubt his feelings and memories.

"Is he that tall?"

Ah Xu clearly remembered that Jagi's height was only about 1.83 meters, which was indeed outstanding among high school students, but looking at the whole world, there were many people taller and bigger than him.

However, Axu now had to look up in order to barely see the other person's expression of expectation and eagerness.

There was a huge shadow above my head, and the hedgehog-headed guy beside me seemed to have grown taller than two meters... two and a half meters... three meters...

Jagi stared with burning eyes at the god's majestic body that seemed to be able to support the heaven and earth. His muscles became excited and began to swell violently. The blood flow accelerated, and astonishing heat radiated to the surroundings. The reinforced school uniform also made a cracking sound under the heavy weight.

Pong!
In an instant, it reached its limit and the school uniform turned into pieces of clothes flying all over the sky.

This is it!
In this fantasy world created by Haruhi Suzumiya, common sense is insulted! Let's bring out one of the essential elements of fighting comics!
That is the basic skill that every fighter/boxer/martial artist must master, even if they are just small-time characters.

——【Great Divine Skill】

　The first order is 2399. Thank you for your help. Everyone is awesome. [Tangyuan][Tangyuan] The valley is in a state of self-destruction. I finally finished writing this chapter.

　　
　
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