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Chapter 83 A man’s promise is not toilet paper, it’s lottery!
Buho!

Very bad!
Things seem to be going in a very wrong direction!

One word from Nagato Yuki undoubtedly pushed the situation into an uncontrollable abyss.

"Everything is black when the three no's are cut open" - this matter is now being recorded by the information integration thought body.

Although Kyon might think that Nagato Yuki is just being too truthful or is simply an alien who can't read the atmosphere, Jagi knows that there is a 100% or even 90% chance that she did it on purpose. She said this knowing that it would make Haruhi angry, so she is either sinister or has a Nagato-style bad taste!

Anyway, it is impossible that she is like Asakura Ryoko, who wants to stimulate Suzumiya Haruhi and make her have a love-brain information explosion so as to conduct observation.

"Death penalty! Death penalty, death penalty, death penalty, death penalty, death penalty! Must be executed!"

If it weren't for Kyon pulling her back, Suzumiya Haruhi would have rushed up and beat up Jagi.

The difference in body size, combat power, and muscle strength has never mattered to her. The beautiful girl Haruhi Suzumiya has always relied on her aura to overwhelm others!

How heavy are the punches and kicks of a high school girl? If you don't weigh them, they are not as heavy as 50 taels. If you weigh them, they are not as heavy as tons.

If he really got hit by her Haruhi Suzumiya Fist, Jagi's health bar would probably be reduced to paper level immediately when she hit him. Six ordinary continuous punches in one second would be enough to make him fall to the ground on the spot, and he would not have any confidence that he could escape unscathed.

Throwing away Kyon, the SOS Corps errand boy behind him, the captain snorted and raised a finger: "I don't agree with you and Yuki being a couple."

“I don’t need your consent…” At this time, the only one who was still complaining was Axu.

"But my bottom line is: if you break up, no matter what the reason, I will kill you with my own hands."

If we were to rank the current members of the SOS Brigade according to their favorability, then Nagato Yuki would undoubtedly be number one after Kyon, and Mikuru, who has a pair of obscene breasts, would be last.

Of course, she would not let go of anyone who deceived Yuki Nagato, even if it was Member No. 2 whom she personally recruited.

Hey, hey, hey, this is going to be difficult.

Hearing Haruhi's resounding announcement, Yuki remained calm, with her usual poker expression as if nothing had happened, and quietly acted as an observer.

But looking back at Jia Ji, he now felt pain in his stomach, head, limbs, and soul, and even the non-existent Purple Mansion Bitter Sea Golden Elixir Yuanshen began to hurt. The corners of his eyes twitched slightly, his face trembled uncontrollably, and even his short black hair stood up in fear.

If this woman is not joking, then apart from escaping from here immediately, I will probably have to go through a one-player special version of "Final Destination" battle royale every two days.

"Well... Actually, if we're just living together, that doesn't mean anything..."

By the way, here we have to rely on my uncle Jiaji’s eloquence!
"Hmph! As expected, a man who doesn't even have the fortitude to admit it face to face is no good." Shaking her finger, Suzumiya Haruhi said disdainfully. She was thinking harsh things in her mind, and she showed them on the surface. She was the perfect embodiment of the unity of knowledge and action.

What did you say?! Jagi, angry!

Don't slander us pure guys from the second dimension!

How can you master the Fist of the North Star without the determination to die? Now is the moment of life and death!

Faced with a depressing, almost frozen atmosphere, and the enormous malice and oppression unique to the world that only people from another world can feel, Jagi is trying his best to overcome it!
My body, move!

Get moving, Theo!!

Finally, under Suzumiya Haruhi's ultimatum.

The entanglement, tension, and timidity on Jiaji's face, which made people feel that he was extremely inferior, disappeared completely. There was a sense of weight in his eyes, as if he had made up his mind, and finally he slowly opened his mouth and said:
"You're right." "Actually, I also think Yuki is cute, very cute, cuter than you, Mikuru, Asakura Ryoko, or anyone else in this school!"

Although she thought she was the best in the world, Haruhi Suzumiya did not choose to interrupt Jagi's words.

"It's impossible to say that I don't like her. It's only natural for me to want to date her, right? I'm the same. At first, I stayed at Yuki's house and had some thoughts. I thought that I could admire the beautiful girl up close every day. This should be a very happy thing."

A literary girl, an indispensable silent character, an unprecedented treasure trove of knowledge, the know-it-all demon god Yuki, there are as many cute points as you can see, anyone who doesn’t like her is not a human being!
In reality, there is no option to see the favorability. If you choose the wrong one, there is no chance to come back. For someone like him, whose body always moves before his brain and who is very dull about feelings, he is definitely not a master who can win the affection of a girl through ordinary things in a short period of time.

But...if I don't speak up and back off now, I'm afraid I'll never be able to forgive myself for the rest of my life, right?
At this time, Suzumiya Haruhi's eyes shone brightly, as if she had a new respect for Jiaji, who was so decisive and open-minded.

"We're not dating yet, but I have this idea... If I could date her, what kind of pillow would I need to sleep on to have a dream like that?"

"Ha, is that so?"

Suzumiya Haruhi's mood suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny. She showed an expression that said "you have to work harder", jumped into the air and patted Jagi's shoulder vigorously, looked at his appearance carefully, pinched his well-developed and strong muscles a few times, nodded with satisfaction, and then changed the subject.

"Then I advise you to seize the opportunity. As your leader, this is the only advice I can give you: Come on, it's even harder to capture Yuki than to capture Osaka Castle from the Toyotomi regime! Do you understand?"

"So what? I can defeat Tokugawa Ieyasu!"

In one go, Jiaji made a shocking speech in front of Nagato Yuki.

He could sense that it was definitely not because Suzumiya Haruhi thought that the two of them were dating that the world was affected and he did this involuntarily.

There is no falsehood in my mood at this moment.

"Haruhi, do you really think they are suitable for each other?" Kyon couldn't help but ask from behind.

"Shouldn't you be clear about this? Even though this guy doesn't look like a good person, his personality isn't bad, right? I believe Yuki will make the right decision on her own."

A satisfied Suzumiya Haruhi laughed heartily, and led Kyon, who had a complicated expression on his face, through the entrance with big strides and went back.

"Remember what you said today. This leader will always be watching you!"

"This is a man's promise. Who do you think I am?"

Compared to Haruhi who was just watching the fun, Yuki who stayed where she was was obviously more rational and calm. Although there was a hint of doubt in her eyes when she looked at Jagi, as if she didn't understand the meaning of his actions just now, there was no surprise on her face, and she still maintained her usual composure.

But Jia Ji, who had been with her for more than a month, had noticed that when his eyes met Youxi's golden eyes, the girl, who usually only blinked once every ten seconds, just now blinked several times in succession.

Unlike usual, he seemed a little flustered.

"Clap clap clap clap"

The old apartment manager who watched the whole show from beginning to end couldn't help but applaud, making people wonder whether he was hard of hearing.

　Please forgive me for the immature and clumsy writing.

　　Love is so complicated, unfortunately I have never been in love.

　　"Haruhi Suzumiya" - from "Haruhi Suzumiya's Youban" by the bathroom lady

　　
　
(End of this chapter)