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Chapter 75 The Boy Who Wants to Win (4K)
Defeat! Defeat! Defeat! Defeat!
"How, how is this possible?"

In the activity room of the Arts Department, Jiaji showed an expression of disbelief and made a speech like a defeated dog.

"My, my, my, with my amazing wisdom, how could I lose to a little girl like this?"

"It's not bad..." Axu sighed, showing a helpless expression, and patted his shoulder to comfort his friend.

Everything has to start from what happened just now.

…………

The door of the activity room suddenly opened, and a hedgehog-head shouted, "I'm here!"

"Jaki? Even you..."

Kyon in the room seemed to be talking to the purple-haired girl sitting by the window. When he saw Jagi and Haruhi Suzumiya coming in together, he first showed an expression of astonishment, and then realization and sympathy.

Even with his limited knowledge of Kasuga, he knew that this woman would never let such a rare animal walk around in the school. He had to catch it and make it part of the group! After all, monsters and stand users are attracted to each other!

Youxi nodded slightly to Jiaji who had just entered the room, and his glasses reflected an inexplicable glow under the sun, as a greeting.

Ignoring everyone's reactions, Haruhi ran out again, and after a while, she brought in a chestnut-haired girl who looked like a pitiful puppy.

The future tea specialist and mascot of the SOS Brigade, Asahina Mikuru is here!

Kasuga, who is no different from a pervert, put her hand into Asahina's uniform. If it weren't for the innocent appearance of this high school girl, she would probably be accused of harassment immediately.

This is the charm and cuteness of 1096!
Jagi, who was holding the pure villain template, whistled, "Whoosh!"

“It’s huge!”

Actual fullness.

"You just watched!"

After righteously rebuking Jagi, Kyon actually wanted to continue watching, but his moral value was higher than anyone else present, and he finally stopped Suzumiya Haruhi when she was about to commit the next crime.

The girl made a "tsk" sound, let go of the tearful senior who was about to cry, and quickly found the next topic.

"I've just thought of a name for the club!" Haruhi always made decisions on the spur of the moment, "Let's make the world more lively, Haruhi Suzumiya Club!"

"Objection! A pound of pears!"

Suddenly, someone slammed the table loudly, attracting everyone's attention.

"I think it's necessary for everyone to re-elect the name of the society."

Jagi's words earned a glare from Suzumiya and Kyon's approval.

"support!"

Jagi, who was leaning back in his chair with his arms folded across his chest, looked as if he was the boss of the society and showed no fear at all. Now he was fighting more than one person.

"How about calling it the Secret Sealing Club?"

"We don't have lesbians here!"

"What about the Doki Doki Literature Club?"

"What a weird prefix!"

"Body Reconstruction Department! Let's sweat together, boys and girls!"

"Isn't that a gym?"

"The Tekkadan? The Service Club? The Light Music Club? The Emperor's Angel of Death? The Afterlife? The FFF? The Blue Dream Organization? The Far East Magical Nap Society? The Nest of Sound? The Neighbors Club? The Crimson Lotus? The Moving Club? The North Star Professional League?"

……

No matter what was proposed, Suzumiya Haruhi would always veto it with "Da-me", "PASS" or "No".

Seeing this, Jagi had no choice but to throw out his trump card - "Abnormal Human Research Center!"

"This... seems interesting."

Suzumiya Haruhi seemed quite interested. After all, the purpose of her establishing this club was to find aliens, people from the future, people from another world, and people with super powers, and then play with them!

"Objection! I'm a normal person!" This time it was Ah Xu who subconsciously refuted.

"Give up, you've already become a weirdo in the eyes of others since you started hanging out with us."

"No means no!"

In view of Axu's attitude of fighting to the end and refusing to obey, the name of the club was finally decided by a show of hands.

Then, Haruhi Suzumiya's "SOS Brigade" won a landslide victory with four votes in favor and one vote against.

Mikuru's hand was raised by Suzumiya Haruhi, but...

"Yu-Yuki! And... Kyon! How could you two do such a thing!" Jagi's fingers were shaking with anger.

The purple-haired girl, with a thick science fiction novel "The Fall of Hyperion" on her knees, pushed her glasses and said nothing. Axu used the technique of pretending to look at the scenery in the distance.

They had just stabbed Jacqui in the back.

After all, compared to those club names proposed by Jagi that are meaningless and look like a gathering place for chuunibyou monsters, even the "SOS Brigade" sounds quite nice.

Behind all this, Jagi felt a force comparable to fate, which was like an invisible hand pushing events forward, and the world line began to converge.

If a black and white bear suddenly came in and announced that "the boring high school life is over, and everyone will start to kill each other in an exciting and interesting way", then Haruhi would probably have the ability of "super high school level Haruhi Suzumiya".

It is said that when the time comes, heaven and earth are all your little brothers, nothing more than this.

"If you take it seriously, you will lose."

With Axu's final blow, Jiaji made a "huff" and drank up all the tea that the Art Department had just brewed in one breath, leaving Haruhi, who had just raised a lot of objections and was now thirsty, with no tea to drink.

"Ah--Hyaku--!"

"Hi hi hi." Ah Xu, with his hands on his hips, sighed and went to help the new leader of the SOS Brigade to replenish the strategic reserve of sweet water.

In the following days, Suzumiya Haruhi immediately began her own adventure in the Prefectural North High School, causing trouble, acting recklessly, bullying men and women, exploiting the common people, levying heavy taxes, being insane, shameless, and doing whatever she wanted.

The use of so many adjectives in a row shows how notorious he is. In the minds of ordinary students, he is even more notorious than Jagi.

For example, by selling out Mikuru's body, he "coordinated" a new model of computer from the Electrical Research Society, and forcibly pulled in a network cable to establish a local area network.

“Is this extortion?”

Kyon, who was being used as a tool by Haruhi, nodded as he typed on the keyboard to create the SOS Brigade's website.

Although he appears to be an ordinary high school student, Kyon is actually quite good at computers. In this day and age, he can even build a web page by himself... Of course, maybe Suzumiya thinks he should be able to do it, so he does.

"Is the tech geek coming to save the world?"

"You bastard, don't associate my nickname with Otaku!"

While the two male members were having a random complaint meeting, the leader rushed in with a "yahoo!" and started taking off Mikuru's clothes as if no one was around, preparing to put on a special suit.

Black tights, fishnet stockings, fake ears, a bow, a white collar and sleeves, and a tail… a bunny girl outfit! “We’re going to wear this to hand out flyers!”

"Senior, run away quickly... Oh, never mind, just accept your fate." Jagi saw Haruhi pouncing on Senior Mikuru like a lioness, and stripping off her thin sailor uniform with extremely skillful techniques, leaving the victim completely powerless to fight back.

"Captain, what are you doing, Captain!"

With a blushing face, Kyon danced away. In his heart, Jagi observed a three-second silence for himself, his future senior sister who was as weak and pure as a lamb... Life is like Haruhi Suzumiya. Since you can't resist it, just enjoy it.

Can an adolescent boxer from another world meet a bunny girl senior?

"If Senior Mikuru awakens some kind of puberty syndrome now and gains the ability to become invisible, then there is still hope..."

"That's already a superpower, right? Who's puberty symptoms would turn them into invisible people?"

Outside the door of the activity room, two people standing on the left and right were like door gods, guarding the brutal PLAY taking place inside.

Where is Nagato Yuki? Nagato Yuki is reading a book.

After the humming coming from the room subsided, the door opened.

Two almost impeccable bunny girls came into view. Both Kasuga and Asahina were very suitable for such a dress.

The large exposed chest and back, the legs wrapped in fishnet stockings, and the bunny ears swaying gently above their heads, are really curvaceous.

"Nice body!"

Jagi, whose moral values and sense of shame were at the bottom of the list of all Japanese high school students, gave a thumbs up and praised generously: "Completely 100% unconscious!"

"I didn't expect that a hedgehog-head like you has some vision." Suzumiya Haruhi raised her head and chest with pride, and at the same time used her brute force on poor Mikuru, forcibly dragging her towards the busy school gate, "Come on, don't lose face for our SOS Brigade!"

Ah Xu felt a slight pang of conscience, but was confused when he saw Jia Ji's indifferent expression.

"Why aren't you angry at all for Haruhi's outrageous behavior?"

In his opinion, Jia Ji should be a person who hates this kind of forced behavior. Even if he meets other bad guys collecting protection fees on the road, he must intervene and meddle in their affairs.

"Is being angry useful?"

Jacqui asked back.

From a normal perspective, Haruhi Suzumiya is a completely annoying character. She has a bad personality, is willful and arbitrary, but she also has the invincible ability to make her wishes come true.

But if you look at her as the god of this world, then whatever she does is completely reasonable, not to mention seizing the computers of the Electronic Research Society and bullying the senior students who won't resist. Even if she slaps the left cheek, ordinary people have to obediently extend their right cheek for her to hit.

But sometimes people's perspective just can't be changed. When she was playing a prank on Mikuru, she was arrogant and didn't listen to other people's opinions at all. Some people must have thought it was excessive, bad and annoying. But when Suzumiya Haruhi was about to destroy the universe, and killing all humans was no different from pulling out a blade of grass, everyone would think "Oh, she is going to destroy the world again."

Actions that are almost nonexistent are more irritating than world-destroying ones, even though it’s clear which is more serious.

All I can say is that humans really cannot connect something so huge and imaginary with this beautiful girl with a pretty face.

Facing a guy who has the power to destroy all of humanity, are you going to accuse her of being willful and capricious?

"You haven't figured out Haruhi's position yet, have you, Kyon?"

"what are you saying?"

"Yuki gave you a book, right? Go back and read it later, and you will understand everything."

"You actually call her 'Yuki'? What is your relationship with her?" Axu remembered Jagi's special attitude towards Nagato Yuki before.

"Hehe, just guess first."

Undoubtedly, Jagi's true position of Haruhi is an absolutely invincible "God", but why would he go against this "God" from the very beginning?

Because he also knew that he was facing Suzumiya, a human who longed to be extraordinary, rather than the omnipotent Kasuga.

Kasuga Okami is Kasuga Okami, Suzumiya Haruhi is Suzumiya Haruhi, he can treat them as a whole, yet separate them very clearly.

Kasuga Okami, the invincible one!

Haruhi Suzumiya can be defeated!

Therefore, as a "mortal" himself, Jiaji naturally would not easily bow his head or admit defeat to a girl who did not know his true abilities.

I am the inheritor of the invincible Fist of the North Star!

Never admit defeat!

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"right here."

In front of him was a very high-end condominium. Kyon came here with Nagato Yuki.

He listened to Jacqui's advice and flipped through the foreign science fiction novel. When he was almost lost in the vast sea of words, he got a bookmark.

It was a strange bookmark with a flower pattern printed on it, and on the back of the bookmark was written a line of beautiful handwriting that looked like it was printed.

"I'll wait for you at the park in front of Gwangyangwon Station at 7pm."

After arriving at the park, he followed Nagato Yuki, who seemed extremely mysterious from beginning to end, to the front of this high-end apartment.

Nagato took out his pass and swiped it against the electronic sensor at the entrance, and the glass door opened. Kyon put his bicycle aside and followed closely behind Nagato who was walking towards the elevator.

"Excuse me, where are we going?"

Nagato paused for a moment, but still spoke: "My home."

Alas, alas, alas.

His expression became very interesting, and he didn't know what unexpected surprise would greet him later.

Even though it was late at night, the purple-haired girl, still wearing a sailor uniform, finally stopped in front of room 708, then turned and looked directly at Kyon.

"go in."

Is this true? It's not good to be late at this time, right?

Axu walked into the house tremblingly, and as soon as he took off his shoes and stepped into the room, Nagato immediately closed the door.

The house is not small, with about three bedrooms, two living rooms and one bathroom, and it is in front of the station, so the price must be high.

"Hey, Kyon."

Suddenly, a very familiar voice came from the brightly lit room, with a flirtatious tone...

After taking a closer look, Kyon was shocked, as if he had seen an extremely rare scene and saw someone who should definitely not be seen here, "Jia ja ja ja ja ja, Jagi?! Why are you here?"

"Look at what you said. Can't you see that I live here?"

"But isn't this Nagato-san's home?"

"Living together."

　Explosive tail kill!

　　I turned the clock in my head back ten years. This is the kind of enlightenment I should have when writing about Haruhi (hence why it was blocked by the review, she is indeed born evil...)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)