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Chapter 71: The style of painting is wrong no matter how I think about it, it’s not my fault!
It is impossible to listen to the lectures.

Although Fist of the North Star can develop 100% of the human body's potential, Jagi can even remember 50000 words after reading it only once, and can recite it over and over again.

However, he had no intention of resuming his studies that he had abandoned for many years. Faced with this knowledge that he would never use, he directly started chatting in the virtual group and shared the "100 Well-Known Facts about Haruhi Suzumiya" with the group members.

For example, they say things like "The wheat ring phenomenon actually appeared because Haruhi Suzumiya wanted to express "You wheat, just pour out the fucking wheat!"" and "There is actually no theory of evolution in the world, there is only a "list of creatures that Haruhi Suzumiya allowed to survive"

[Great God of Moe: In the beginning, there was nothing... Then a knight of Kasuga Okami kicked the "nothing" in the face and said, "Do something for me!" This is the story of the origin of the universe. 】

[Nagato Daimyojin: Record completed]

[Big Moe God: Yuki, stop, stop, stop, I'm just kidding ((丷))]

It's just a pity that, perhaps it was Suzumiya Haruhi, or perhaps it was the will of some other powerful being at work, he arrived just after Kyon had finished introducing himself, and did not hear his real name.

Is this the biggest no-no?
Feeling an inexplicable chill, Jia Ji forcibly suppressed the urge to look through the roster in the teacher's hand. Even if he really did it, he would probably only see those two words... "Akyon"

The first person to complain about him.

His real name is unknown, but it is said to be a "name that sounds very noble and imposing". "Akyon" is his nickname. A few years ago, he was called "Akyon" by his aunt whom he hadn't seen for a long time. His sister thought it was funny and immediately changed her name to "Akyon". This name became widely known, and from that day on, "Akyon" became his nickname.

"You can't really call him Gen Urobuchi, right?"

The first part was forgotten, the middle part was forgotten, and the last two people did not appear at the same time, so the argument was successful.

The warrior of love is the warrior of complaints!
At the same time, he was also thinking about an extremely important thing, which was - could Axu's kiss be stacked to the level of a single universe?

First of all, according to the story of Haruhi Suzumiya destroying the world in a dream... and the various box-stacking and beast-fighting methods omitted, we can easily come to the inequality that Kyon is greater than Haruhi and greater than the structure of the universe.

And classmate Axu, who was being played as a game of chess in Jiaji's mind, was now lying listlessly on his seat. He always felt that there was something wrong with his sitting position, as if his peaceful daily life was about to leave him.

With this pair of talented youngsters in this classroom, which is not very big, it is like putting a Godzilla and an Evangelion Unit-01 in a refrigerator. The two of them are unable to merge with each other and are engaging in a magical battle at full power.

Normally, in this situation, a passerby character like him would scream "Gua", "Yeba", "Jixi" and so on, and be crushed to death by the aftermath of the fight between the two strong men, but...

A substantial and heavy gaze was falling on him from the last row, like a thorn in his back.

Kyon: If you're not looking at Suzumiya Haruhi, why are you looking at me?!
Jingle Bell.

The get out of class ended quickly.

Axu stood up from his seat and prepared to go to the bathroom to relieve the accumulated stress.

Then, he was grabbed by a huge figure and taken to the corner of the stairs at a speed so fast that no one noticed, and immediately became part of the boys' little secret exchange.

"Do you believe in gravity... no, in another world?" The hedgehog-headed man, who looked ferocious and like a bad boy, and whose style was out of place in this world, came over and asked in an extremely mysterious and ominous tone.

Is it Meth...Yuki...or Jackie?

Anyway, the name is weird.

If Jiaji had the ability to read minds like the Eye of Awakening, he would definitely yell, "How dare you say that to me!"

Oh, oh, oh. So he is the type of person who likes to make friends with others?

Cold sweat on my head.

The mysterious transfer student in the class seemed to be bullying him. He ran up to him and asked him some inexplicable questions, which made Axu quite unable to cope with.

"I'm sorry, I've known since kindergarten that Santa Claus doesn't exist... Did you know that aliens, ghosts, monsters, people with super powers, and the heroes fighting against evil organizations in animations made with special effects don't exist in this world..."

Carefully choosing his words, Axu lamented his bad luck in his heart but still gave his answer.

"There's no such thing as an alternate world..."

"What a coincidence! The person standing in front of you right now is a person from another world! People from another world really exist!"

Jiaji patted his chest loudly, not only sneaking out a month in advance, but also confidently said...

[From the perspective of his brain circuit, he is indeed more like a person from another world than a person from another world...]
"Your next sentence is - actually, it's Chuunibyou!"

"It's actually Chuunibyou... Nani!"

Axu couldn't even maintain his usual embarrassing expression and revealed a look of horror.

Ignoring his surprise, Jiaji leaned forward, half-closed his eyes and looked at Ah Xu carefully for a few times, then smiled with a bit of evil humor and continued:
"Jiong Xu, the world you are in now is more dangerous than you thought. There will be a catastrophe in one month, two months, three months, or even every day. You must become pure enough in love to survive these catastrophes. What, how pure do you have to be? At least you have to be pure enough to conquer the creator of the universe by yourself."

"Jong, Jiongxu? Don't give people random nicknames! And what nonsense are you talking about? How can such a thing be done! If catastrophes happened every day, the earth would have been destroyed long ago!"

Who would understand these things suddenly? How could he know such things when he doesn’t even know where the end of the universe is?

"In short, maybe you don't believe it now, but remember what happened today. Now is the starting point of your bustling life."

With a sympathetic look, Jagi patted the young man on the shoulder. Although he had seen him frozen just a week ago, he was alive now.

It is quite amazing to think that there are two or even three Axu existing at the same time in this space and time.

"Isn't this blackmail? I really don't understand."

Watching him gradually disappear at the end of the corridor, Axu was sweating profusely. He hated weirdos who had no sense of boundaries...

"By the way, the wrong style of painting is not my fault, it's the fault of this world and Tousaka Tokitoki!"

Even from a long distance, the guy's loud laughter, as if he was the only one around, penetrated the air and reached Axu's ears. He completely ignored the strange looks and avoidance attitudes of his classmates who saw the "rare beast" along the way.

"Suzumiya Haruhi, not bad."

Finally, I end with this sentence, and the ordinary and dull (questionable) first day comes to an end.

　The weather in the south has been cold recently, and my typing skills have dropped a hundred times (surrender)
　　What is Kyon's real name? It is said that someone inferred it from the seat number and it is "鷹倉惣一", which is pronounced as "たかくらそういち" (Takakura Sōichi), but everyone still likes to play with Gen Urobuchi's jokes.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)