Chat group: My Fist of the North Star will never lose!

Chapter 7 The probability of being defeated by a toilet is low, but definitely not zero!
What does it feel like to be in the second dimension but practice martial arts like a character in a Yakuza online novel?
Although Long Quan was strict, his teaching could indeed be said to be painstaking. While everyone was practicing, he never slacked off or rested. Instead, he kept his mind taut and paid attention to the progress, as if something was chasing him and he refused to let go.

For him, choosing a qualified successor is the last and most important responsibility in his remaining short life.

It’s a pity that the young Jiaji’s academic performance is not very ideal... Judging from his past performance, the title of successor will definitely not belong to him.

The sun has climbed to the center of the sky. A dryness rising from the depths of one's heart is enough to evaporate all the moisture in anyone's body, making them feel dry, thirsty and tortured.

Long Quan, who was also exposed to the sun, did not show any signs of fatigue, and did not even shed a drop of sweat.

He glanced at the scorching sunlight, then looked at his most incompetent adopted son and nodded imperceptibly.

The aura around him seemed a little different, and his overall condition was much better than before.

Jacqui, who had struggled to hold on until lunch time, finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although he had no appetite, he still ate at a speed one-third slower than usual. However, his eyes did not seem to be focused on the nutritious and protein-rich meat on the table, but on something else.

[Big cute god: Dadadududada]

[Great Cute God: Good afternoon, have you had lunch? 】

The only person who knew everything showed up, and the group chat that had been quiet suddenly became lively.

[The visible one: It finally appeared...]

[Flame-Haired Shakugan Slayer: Lunch? What lunch?]

[Flame-haired Burning Eyes Slayer: Are you kidding me at this moment? It's clearly night time now.]

【Forever Seventeen: Hmm?】

[Angel after death: Mapo tofu, delicious! ]

[Forever Seventeen: I think I discovered something extraordinary... I don't know how it is over there, but it's been almost seven days here. Could it be that...]

[Big Cute God: Your next sentence is——"Everyone's time flows at a different speed?"]

[Forever Seventeen: Does everyone’s time flow at a different speed? 】

In an unknown place, a beautiful woman in a Taoist robe with blonde hair was leaning on something that looked like a crescent moon. A crack filled with purple mist and eyeballs was serving as her seat. Countless non-human eyeballs inside were showing the same surprised look as her.

Nani?

【Forever Seventeen: You, do you know what I am thinking? ? 】

[Great Cute God: This is called synchronicity! 】

The amount of information I possess can only be described as tragic!
The evergreen tree of Gensokyo, the mainstay of the chat group, the mastermind behind the setback who arrives late but arrives late, the youkai of the realm, the main culprit of the disappearance, the youkai salty Yakumo Yukari, who is "the one who does all the bad things", I may know you better than you know yourself!
[Big Cute God: However, your conclusion is indeed correct - since we are in different dimensions, the probability of the flow of time being the same is definitely very small, but it is unified when we are chatting. ]

[Big Cute God: So I didn’t pretend not to see you on purpose, I just went to early morning class and didn’t have time to reply to you @看看的]

[What can be seen: Um… Actually, I didn’t wait that long. It was only less than 30 minutes from my place (*'ε`*)]

[Flame-haired Burning Eyes Slayer: Almost a day has passed for me]

If the time flow rate in the Beidou world is set to 1, then the fastest should be the world of Yakumo Yukari, which is close to 30, and the slowest should be the world of Miko, which is probably only 0.1 or 0.2.

Well, it’s normal for time to pass more slowly for high school girls. They’re not old monsters who can live for thousands of years at least.

[Big Cute God: @You who can see, you are just entering high school now, right? 】

Everyone else more or less understood why they had this nickname, except Jianzi, which only meant that she had not yet entered her own plot.

【Visible: Yes.】

[Big Cute God: ... Uh, if I'm not mistaken, you should know the meaning of this nickname soon... You won't believe it even if I tell you now. I can only say that those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand will understand in time...]

It can be estimated that Jianzi will soon awaken the highest level of Yin-Yang Eyes, but for quite a while after that, she will not encounter much real danger...she will just encounter a lot of frights.

Telling her in advance would only add to her troubles.

Jia Ji would never admit that he kept silent because he wanted to see Zi being frightened and coming to the group for help with tears in her eyes.

…Well, he wanted to see it, more or less.

[The Slayer of Flame-Haired Burning Eyes: You have such a bad heart! ]

【Forever Seventeen: What a bad heart! 】

[Visible: Really mean!] It seems that even across the dimension, some people can still sense what Jiaji is thinking, like a certain red-haired loli holding a katana, angrily stabbing at the screen but missing everything, feeling very unhappy.

Can the riddle man who is halfway through his speech get out of here?
Jia Ji: Humph, Shana, how can a little kid like you understand what we adults are thinking!
The Fire Mist Warrior, gritting his teeth, and Jianzi, who had just reacted, simultaneously began to denounce the group leader. Yakumo Yukari, who was afraid of chaos in the world, also intervened.

For a moment, the small group of only five people seemed messy.

Only one person seemed to be unaffected from beginning to end.

[Angel after death: [picture.jpg] Mapo tofu, recommended! ]

A picture was posted of tofu sprinkled with chopped green onions and covering a white porcelain plate in a terrifying red color.

The shiny chili oil, even through the screen, can make you feel the stimulating feeling of numbness, freshness, fragrance, hotness, wholeness, tenderness, crispness and incomparable spiciness bursting out in your mouth. Just one glance can easily stimulate your appetite and secrete saliva.

Jiaji looked at the pictures of delicious food in front of him, and then saw through the virtual screen the boiled meat without seasoning on his plate. Although these were oily and not like the fitness meals during the fat-loss period, the taste was similarly bland...

Tears couldn't help but flow down.

When he lived with Long Quan, he had no worries about food and clothing and never went hungry.

However, Long Quan’s cooking skills are only good enough to fill people up, but it’s not certain that the food is delicious.

If Jagi had never seen this picture, he might have been able to continue to endure it, but... well, he had no choice but to endure it.

He took a vicious bite of the dry boiled beef, without chewing too much, and swallowed it down with difficulty along with the picture of Mapo Tofu. Jiaji didn't worry about indigestion at all.

Who is he now?

A muscular man who practices boxing and martial arts, a growing adolescent boy, and a glutton who is always hungry except right after eating.

Good digestion, good teeth, and strong stomach and intestines.

Not to mention a piece of meat, even a piece of pig iron would be gnawed off in two bites.

eat!eat!eat!
I ate it all!

The three brothers standing by looked at the third brother who suddenly went crazy eating. They watched him finish his portion like a whirlwind sweeping fallen leaves, and then stared at the portions they had not finished with red eyes, like a starving ghost reincarnated.

"What has provoked him?"

But no matter what, Laotuoqi also speeded up his eating speed, as their afternoon training also required sufficient nutrition to support it.

"Brother Jiaji, how about I give it to you?"

As for Kenshiro, he was kind-hearted and hesitated for a while, then prepared to give his food to his brother.

However, Jagi's ferocious eyes, which seemed to want to eat someone, stared at him for a long time, which made him feel scared inside, but in the end, nothing happened.

The hedgehog-headed boy patted his brother's head seemingly casually, then turned around and went to find Long Quan to prepare some extra food.

It feels good, he thought.

……

"Jackie! Jacqui!"

It was Tochi who was shouting again. Among all his fellow disciples, he had the best personality and would always remind those who were absent before every training session.

Because for him, inheriting the Fist of the North Star is not the most important goal, it is only a means to achieve the result.

"You go first, I'll come later."

Jagi's deliberately heavy voice came from the toilet. He had been in there for quite some time and was now fighting hard with the toilet elf.

This is the consequence of irregular eating!
If you can't defeat the toilet elf, it's possible that you'll be sucked in and reincarnated as a demon king in another world.

Can Jagi defeat it?

Absolutely, you can, you can easily!

but…

The plan of the day starts with the WC, and the most enjoyable time to chat with friends is when you are squatting on the toilet - Jia Ji said.

Sorry, Master Longquan, let me send one more!
(End of this chapter)