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Chapter 69 I beat Suzumiya Haruhi? Is this true?

Chapter 69 I beat Suzumiya Haruhi? Is this true?
A hazy orange light appeared in the sky, covering the earth like a veil, shrouding the county town. Before one knew it, a night was about to pass.

"I beat Suzumiya Haruhi?"

——This is a joke.

Even if the three major special effects masters, Sentai, Ultraman, and Kamen Rider, join together, they are no match for the great master Haruhi Suzumiya. How can Jagi, a trainee of the Fist of the North Star, possibly defeat the ultimate beautiful girl who has reached the realm of "unspeakable and unchangeable"?

You'd better ask someone else to do it.

The real request from the Information Integration Thought Body is…

"I hope to observe you." Nagato Yuki added: "With Suzumiya Haruhi."

They judged that when Jagi and Haruhi Suzumiya are together, more possibilities would emerge, including autonomous evolution.

But for Jagi, what does it mean that he and Haruhi Suzumiya are being observed together?
That means he has to come face to face with this world-class bug that has mastered the life modifier but is unaware of it.

To be honest, Jia Ji has already said what kind of personality Suzumiya Haruhi has. She will act recklessly, self-centered, and unreasonable within a limited scope. She is the most selfish, stubborn, arrogant, and willful girl in the world. She has self-awareness and yet lacks self-awareness. She seeks for the uncommon yet sticks to common sense. She is simply a collection of contradictions.

And that "limit" can be as small as the county town where Jiaji is now, or as large as... the entire universe.

If you say this is a perfect character, I'm afraid 1096 will immediately jump out from some corner to protest strongly. It can even be said bluntly that sometimes she does some annoying things and has obvious character flaws.

But she never did it for the sake of being liked by others, she did it for herself.

She will set out when she meets her goal, and take action when she has an idea. She has the power of change, the courage to face the unknown, and an explosive ability to take action. She is a girl who does not want to leave any regrets in her past life.

Jagi really wanted to say that this woman, Haruhi, was too troublesome and too beyond common sense, but in fact, what he really wanted was to meet her face to face and fight her!
“Wonderful!”

MAX level challenge object.

If you miss the confrontation with the captain, you will regret it for the rest of your life!

Just like some serious otakus who, with their far superior perseverance and stamina to ordinary people, practice the One Punch Man training method and say "Thank You" 10,000 times a day to keep fit and be prepared to deal with sudden supernatural events at any time.

Before he came to this world, he had the urge to see how cruel Haruhi was, and had thought of many strategies to deal with the captain. However, Nagato Yuki's request made these thoughts more intense and firmly occupied his mind, growing wildly in his mind like weeds.

It’s so thrilling, so thrilling, it’s worth the money even if I die!
To be honest, if you come here and can't bear to see Haruhi Suzumiya, you can go to a place called a closed space, let the thing inside come out, and you can go in and replace it.

What if my identity as a person from another world is discovered and I get caught?
We can't rule out the possibility that Jagi came to this world because Suzumiya Haruhi was looking for people from another world.

Because of her thoughts, Jagi was brought into this world.

At this time, everyone should involuntarily recall the famous words of King Rei Kaiou - "I never care about such things!"

What if she found out?
At most, it would be just letting Jagi be the guide, taking her to another world to play around, and it would become a super development that all the problem children come from another world.

Humph, and a little girl like Suzumiya Haruhi is very soft-hearted. Even if she is exposed, as long as you kneel down and beg her and say "I'll do anything!" she won't let Jagi die ten thousand times x ten thousand times... That shouldn't be the case, right?

It doesn't matter even if Haruhi Suzumiya accidentally destroys the universe in extreme anger.

At worst, he could just travel back to the Beidou world and be a runner. If Suzumiya Haruhi is so powerful that she can even catch up with the other world, then Jagi might be in trouble, but the Beidou world might be saved.

No matter how you calculate it, there is no possibility of losing.

In short, what kind of hero is it if you are timid and cowardly?
"Okay, I'll rush!"

Jagi extended his hand forward.

His hands were obviously much wider and thicker than those of ordinary people, with calluses all over his fingers and very strong muscles, showing that he was a martial artist.

The girl on the other side also stretched out her hand. Based on the knowledge in her mind, she could conclude that this was a unique etiquette of human beings. Jagi carefully squeezed the hand that Nagato Yuki stretched out, as if he was afraid that he would squeeze the girl's delicate little hand too hard and break it.

The icy, unprecedented wonderful feeling was like an electric shock, which was transmitted from the nerves in his arm to his brain, making him retract his hand like lightning.

It's a bit obscene to say this, but this was the first time that Jia Ji had touched the hand of a beautiful girl. What... Xiao Ai? That doesn't count.

Can it be called "touching a beautiful girl's hand" when two fists that can smash rocks into pieces collide with each other with all their strength?

Obviously no!

But speaking of getting in touch with Haruhi Suzumiya, how exactly should we do it?

When Jagi brought it up.

Nagato Yuki blinked.

The next moment, the space centered on Jagi suddenly began to change. Everything became blurred and then turned into countless golden strings of 0s and 1s.

The strings seemed to spin with some effort, wrapping themselves around Jagi in a regular pattern, and then he could feel something different happening to him.

The loose martial arts uniform he was wearing had turned into a dark green sports jacket with a white shirt underneath, which fit his body perfectly.

“It’s like dress-up magic!”

If you only look at the back, Jacqui in this suit might look quite extraordinary, after all, he has a pretty strong body.

"That's difficult. Do you want me to go to the County North High School too?!"

“Learning is important.”

As soon as Yuki Nagato gained access to the chat group, she obtained all the recorded information in it. She analyzed the worlds all members came from and their personalities, experiences, and identities, and naturally knew Jagi's background.

There are always some things in everyone's past that cannot withstand in-depth exploration, such as the history of middle school black, browser chat records, etc., but for Jiaji, it is...

"I surrender, don't check my academic qualifications!"

That's right, if you really think about it, Jia Ji is currently also a "three-nothing" character, he is homeless, has no relatives to rely on, and has no job to work for. What's more tragic is that he can't even produce a primary school diploma.

It’s just going to school, Nagato Daimyojin can’t be wrong!
Jagi tugged at his collar, stood up, clenched his fists, and looked very energetic.

“I believe.”

"You'll be right."

Has my uncle Jia Ji ever been scared?
Are you afraid of going to school? Or are you afraid of a mere high school girl?
In this small room where only aliens exist and only the information integration thought body pays attention, the boxer from another world, like Columbus who was ambitious to open up a new continent, made a bold statement at this moment and here: "In front of me, she is the challenger!"

Please watch the next episode, a person even rarer than Haruhi Suzumiya!

 ① Sentai, Ultraman, and Kamen Rider cannot defeat Haruhi Suzumiya, referring to the top-secret story of voice actress Aya Hirano who allegedly abused Uncle Ren and Shiken Taniguchi. It is ten times funnier than Haruhi abusing Kyon.

  ②“I believe.”

  "You'll be right."

  From Suzumiya's op "What's the story?"

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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