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Chapter 463 Superhuman Fantasy
Clenching her fists, the girl eagerly rubbed them together, a smile playing on her lips: "Where is that Haruhi Suzumiya? Let's go find her now!"

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Young and fearless, they were ignorant of their own limitations. After hearing her words, Yuki took a sip of tea, Koizumi's lips twitched, Asahina almost fainted again, and Kyon immediately showed a bewildered expression. The members of the SOS Brigade all felt a cold sweat in their hearts.

It wasn't just frightening, it was downright terrifying; it was a truly shocking statement.

No, what exactly did Jagi tell this kid? He dumped all the useless stuff out of the box, but didn't mention a single useful thing.

I was so angry at Jagi that I fainted.jpg
"What? Do you all think I'm an idiot?!"

Seeing the stiff expressions and suspicious looks on everyone's faces, Yeonju said with dissatisfaction.

"So you knew about this too!"

Kyon's hair stood up like a Saiyan's again, and his whole body was covered in arcs of light. He tried to hold back, but how could he possibly resist something that so provoked his urge to make sarcastic remarks?
"Suzumiya-san is indeed not here right now..."

That's for sure, otherwise they wouldn't dare to chat so openly with this girl from another world. Instead, the door to the arts club's activity room might be kicked open at any moment, and they'd be caught red-handed.

The group exchanged glances. It was Koizumi Itsuki, with his exceptional social skills, who took a deep breath and said with a wry smile, "It's not that we can't take you to see the leader... but there are some things we'd like you to hear before you make a judgment about whether it's all worth it."

Yeonju nodded, sat back down, and waited for him to continue.

After all, knowing yourself and your enemy is the key to victory in every battle. She has experienced plenty of intelligence warfare, and if she wants to challenge Haruhi Suzumiya, it is still very necessary to gather the missing information.

A wisp of red flame emerged from Gu Quan's fingertip, and tear-like black lines appeared on his face. With a wave of his hand in mid-air, clusters of burning fireballs surrounded his neck, like a burning red scarf.

His bitter voice came through the unusual firelight.

"That's about what happened to me, to us, and to all of humanity—"

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Are you familiar with the "Superman Transformation" theory?

Koizumi Itsuki's favorite part is to first use strange and unusual theories to popularize science, and then ask the questioner a counter-question. This may be his unknown quirky hobby.

"Superman Transformation? Greek Milk."

The young girl, just starting her first year of junior high, naturally didn't understand. She shook her head and, uncertainly guessing based on the literal meaning, asked, "Does it mean an ordinary person suddenly gains immense power and becomes a superhuman?"

"it's not true."

Koizumi Kazuki refuted this, stating, "The so-called 'superhuman transformation' initially stemmed from a theory predicting the future of society based on the 'technological singularity.'"

Kyon and Mikuru Asahina were equally confused.

Yuki Nagato adjusted her glasses, searched her database, and began to explain the technical term to everyone.

—Technological Singularity

That is, the state that may occur after human development reaches a critical point.

Once that critical point is crossed, technological advancements will occur in a very short time, leading to a massive upheaval that could drastically alter the foundations of current society. When this turning point arrives, old models, ethics, and even common sense will be quickly rendered obsolete, and new rules will begin to dominate the world.

Its approach manifests as a gradual and intensifying impact on human affairs, until a global consensus is formed.

However, the ultimate breakthrough may still exceed human foresight. The technology and intelligence of the post-human era will completely break through the current cognitive framework, forming an understanding gap similar to that between human civilization and goldfish.

Koizumi Itsuki continued, "In the last hundred years or so, humanity's technological progress has far surpassed the sum total of the previous tens of thousands of years... Therefore, some people in the last century proposed that a necessary condition for a 'superhuman transformation' is an 'intelligence explosion.'"

"I learned this in school!"

Yeonju nodded.

Before the Gastrea Wars broke out, that was indeed the case. Human technology had even been able to build a near-light-speed electromagnetic cannon, but unfortunately, it was dealt a heavy blow by the Gastrea virus before the "Intelligence Explosion" could even begin.

"The source of this 'drastic change' is generally believed to be triggered by AI, which surpasses the limits of human intelligence... If designing machines is a form of intellectual activity, then once the first super-intelligent machine is designed, it will certainly be able to design even better machines; without a doubt, an 'intelligence explosion' will follow, leaving human intelligence far behind, never to catch up with the loneliness of AI..."

Shall we come up here?
I can't do it. (shakes finger)
At that time, all humanity can do is trust in the wisdom of AI and let super-intelligent machines carry them—if we exclude unscientific and fantastical elements such as fighting spirit, this is the method currently adopted by the Beidou world.

Of course, it has also appeared in works such as "Phoenix: Future Chapter" or other works involving future technology, listing various disadvantages. This is a setting that is widely used in science fiction novels.

Koizumi Ichiki suddenly shivered, the flames on his body gradually dying down. He asked, "But must this 'singularity' be triggered by intelligent AI?"

—Of course not.

Everyone shook their heads in silence, finally understanding what Koizumi Itsuki was trying to say. They had a perfect example right beside them... a "superhuman transformation" triggered by a willful high school girl.

On that day, after Jagi left, a new round of "information explosion" began from the source "Haruhi Suzumiya".

Imagine if Haruhi Suzumiya had already learned of the existence of supernatural powers and witnessed the moment he fled, what would she have done?
First, when she had the thought, "Ah, he got away... but there must be someone else besides him!" it was like a big bang, and countless imaginary powers appeared out of thin air on Earth, and countless powerful beings were created throughout the universe in an instant.

“Each time plane in the entire universe is an independent world, and the number of time planes is ‘an infinite accumulation in an instant.’ Whether it’s fantasy RPGs, galactic patrolmen, Western cowboy movies, battles against man-eating sharks, pirate legends of the Age of Exploration, or the mythical Trojan War… these story backgrounds that we’ve seen in TV, comics, and books are easily transformed into reality in an instant.”

"Although these are just metaphors, the world has indeed become quite lively—at least among humans, a group of beings beyond human comprehension has emerged... and because of the influence of a certain person, most of them are primarily skilled in martial arts, not some cosmic monsters or supernatural creatures, thank goodness."

Koizumi's expression was quite strange. Compared to the visceral fighting style, he actually preferred the social setting of "Full Metal Panic!".

Second, she needs to find these beings with powers beyond common sense and obtain them. This process cannot be too simple or achieved casually, nor can it be stagnant or fruitless for too long.

I must achieve this within at least three years, and then use this special power to lead the SOS Brigade to another world and have a real fight with the absent Jia.

Although with Haruhi's power, she could become invincible with just a thought, she also subconsciously placed layers of shackles on herself, believing that it couldn't be too easy. Therefore, it took her a lot of effort to lock onto the target with her teammates.

The first superhuman she discovered, hidden among ordinary people, was—Tsuruya-senpai from Class 2-2 of the Prefectural Kita High School.

Mikuru Asahina's classmate, and now the honorary advisor of the SOS Brigade.

"The Tsuruya family is one of the sponsors of the 'Organization,' but I had never known before that the Tsuruya-ryu ancient martial arts passed down by my senior Tsuruya's family could actually break through giant rocks with bare hands, knock down brown bears, and even release air blades..."

Koizumi Ichiki smiled bitterly.

"When she was caught and questioned by Suzumiya, Tsuruya-senpai actually said something like, 'It's a requirement of the government's Superhuman Division that she can't reveal her identity to ordinary people...'"

"Isn't this just like 'you can't use magic in front of Muggles'? That makes perfect sense!"

Haruhi Suzumiya snapped her fingers, fully adopting this suddenly appearing setting.

"They've even prepared a reason why they didn't discover it before. The world is really thoughtful." Kyon snorted coldly, full of contempt for the world's lack of backbone.

"Later, I found out..."

Koizumi Ichiki's mental state did not improve; instead, it deteriorated further.

"This is an organization established by the Japanese government to ensure order, an external group of the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, officially named the 'Superhuman Deliberation Institute.' Its mission is the 'Superhuman Section'—the discovery, assurance, protection, and safety management of 'superhumans'—essentially just another name for an 'organization'!"

The special government organization, which is both sophisticated and classic, uses the power of the state to cover up the hidden supernatural. It has to be said that it is an extremely useful design.

Moreover, apart from the SOS Brigade members, almost everyone took this for granted and considered it natural. Even the members of the "organization" believed that they had been called "Superhuman Division" from the beginning.

"That is to say..."

Aihara Enju nodded thoughtfully, finally understanding how the SOS Brigade members had become what they were.

Through Tsuruya-senpai, the SOS Brigade got involved with supernatural forces, and after a period of training in various stereotypical ways characteristic of Haruhi Suzumiya…

"We're all currently participating in club activities as unofficial members of the Paranormal Science Department." Kyon grabbed a handful of his glowing hair, a special ability he had suddenly awakened one day after waking up.

Haruhi Suzumiya laughed and patted him on the shoulder, saying something like, "Even Kyon can be useful if he's trained."

"Damn it, who would want this kind of ability!"

Later on, their club activities consisted of only one thing: finding strange fighters and superheroes who suddenly appeared in various corners of the world, challenging them, or being stopped on the road by people who looked like they were from an anime.

"The first person defeated by Kasuga was apparently the grandmaster of the 'Musou Kogan-ryu' style, named something like Iwamoto Kogan..."

"Later, when we went to climb Mount Everest, we encountered a group of guys practicing Ripple, which triggered a super avalanche."

"And that guy with the tengu mask, this so-called karate master, he's really strong. One Hadouken almost put us down for months..."

"Have you forgotten that guy who calls himself 'Kung Fu Man'? We run into him at every temple we go to, isn't that weird?"

...

"I didn't ask her to do nothing, I'm not an evil spirit, but what does it mean that the world has been sewn up twice? She's only eighteen years old, right? If this continues, she'll have four sewn-ups by the time she's thirty-six, and eight by the time she's seventy-two, and she'll become Yamata no Orochi. As Hyogoro no Mikoto, I really have to defeat her, really."

Powerful characters of all styles are emerging like mushrooms after rain, and there's no way to defeat them all.

What is the win rate?
Koizumi, who can play with fire; Kyon, who has awakened his吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to make sarcastic or sarcastic remarks) energy; Mikuru Asahina, whose eyes can shoot lasers; Yuki Nagato, who suddenly learned various magics; and Haruhi Suzumiya, who inexplicably became very strong. Their current record is 108 wins in 108 battles.

With the blessing of the spring god, they defeated various opponents with great difficulty each time, though injuries were inevitable.

In short, it's a recurring cycle of encountering random opponents, starting fights for no apparent reason, and then winning for no apparent reason.

What's even more bizarre is that 99% of the people disappeared without a trace after the beating, as if their entire existence was just to be brutally beaten by Haruhi Suzumiya.

"Spring just messaged us saying that a girl named Zhao Yun Zilong stopped him on the road, and it took some effort to determine whether she posed a threat to her 'Sister Zi' Liu Bei Xuande... What is all this nonsense! Is this some kind of Three Kingdoms free-for-all?!"

Kyon cried out in disbelief, his distorted expression evoking pity in those who couldn't help but feel sorry for him, as the events of each day challenged his sanity.

I'm so tired of this, maybe the world should just be destroyed.

He's now eagerly anticipating Jagi taking Haruhi Suzumiya to another world to wreak havoc.

Moreover, according to his speculation, the reason why Enju suddenly wanted to come to this world was probably because Haruhi Suzumiya couldn't hold back any longer, which is why she, who had access to the most leaked "information," unconsciously decided to come to this world.

"So... after hearing all this, are you still planning to challenge Haruhi?"

"..."

He swallowed hard.

Now that things have come to this, the best way to describe Aihara Enju at this moment is with the phrase: "Make up for what is lacking with courage!"

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is terrifying!
However, she is no coward!

The girl, fearless in the face of death, declared:
"Go and go!"

Halfway up her feet, Aihara Enju suddenly remembered something. Her eyes lit up; it was a term she'd learned in school. She asked, "Besides this world where a 'superhuman transformation' is triggered by someone, what about other worlds? For example… a cyberpunk world?"

Yes, yes

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The bizarre and fantastical end times
[Third Shin-Saitama City]

(End of this chapter)