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Chapter 14: Make way, don’t bump into my teriyaki chicken burger!

Chapter 14: Move aside, don’t bump into my teriyaki chicken burger!
“Hello, Drive-Thru!”

A blonde girl with a red baseball cap with the letter M printed on it, a cute smile on her face and two pigtails draped over her shoulders swiftly handed over a huge paper bag with a handbag packaging. But if you looked closely, you could see that her hands were trembling slightly and her expression was a little stiff.

"Thank you!"

After politely saying thank you, the ferocious-looking hedgehog-haired boy put on his exaggerated devil-like helmet, tied the bag that was almost overflowing to the front of the motorcycle, then twisted the handlebars twice without stopping and started the motorcycle with all his strength.

Amid the roar of the engine, thick smoke billowed out of the rear of the black-painted heavy motorcycle. In an instant, it soared to 120 yards and sped along the road, overtaking one car and truck after another.

The drivers he overtook turned their attention to the windows. They seemed to hear someone laughing and shouting in the whistling wind.

"Make way, guys, don't bump into my hamburgers!!"

Buzz!

With his waist straight and his thighs tightly clamped around the roaring motorcycle, the body of the motorcycle was made of hard steel that was gradually getting hot, as if he was riding an uncontrollable wild horse.

What was coming towards me was not the sound of wind, but endless explosions!
It was not a loud rumbling thunder, but a continuous crackling sound. The strong wind rushed into all seven orifices, vibrating the ear canals, and even the brain deep inside the head was trembling.

A violent wind blew, no, it rushed and hit me. At high speed, the wind was no longer gusts like waves, but came in groups, hitting my face, colliding with my facial bones, and my skin and flesh seemed to be dented.

The blurry scenery on both sides of the road disappeared and reappeared, everything around him was retreating, and a huge, invisible, soft, omnipresent and unstoppable force instantly filled his arms. As the speed increased, Jagi's posture became lower and lower, fitting closer and closer to the fuselage, until he was almost lying on it.

"Cool!"

All the pressure that Jagi had been accumulating over the past few days was released in one breath, just like the nozzle of a locomotive.

He felt like an ancient knight, charging freely in this world that belonged only to him. His extremely sensitive skin and strong ability to balance were of great help at this time. No matter how the horse under him struggled, it could not break free from his reins.

"boom!"

The engine noise died down, and Jagi parked the car beside an abandoned base. He held the bag of fast food under his arm and shouted into the car:
"Hey, boss! Do you want to eat fried chicken?"

Gazhi——

The gate of the base, which was made of an abandoned bus and easily disassembled iron sheets, was slowly pushed open with a teeth-grinding sound.

A tall man with a neatly combed back hair and wearing a black leather jacket came out, with a two-thirds-empty Seven Star cigarette dangling from his mouth.

"Don't be noisy, I can hear you."

"Thank you very much."

Jagi grinned as he tossed the motorcycle keys to the "boss" here, then pulled out a stiff French fry from the paper bag in the drive-thru and put it in his mouth. He leaned against the wall of the base, imitating the look of a man with a slicked-back hair, and began to smoke the salty French fries continuously.

He ate one after another, then two at a time, and finally five at a time, without even finishing the ketchup. In this way, he almost finished the whole bag of French fries.

Jacqui took out the last and longest French fry and presented it to the "boss" beside him with both hands as a token of filial piety.

"Are you here for fun, handsome guy?" The man with the slicked-back hair glared at him speechlessly, but still reached out to take it, and at the same time put out the cigarette and replaced it with French fries.

"Be brave, be brave."

Jagi didn't feel embarrassed at all. How could an apprentice like him who had to eat for free in the dojo get the money to buy such a cool motorcycle?

This 99% new heavy motorcycle for the boy's personal use was lent to him by the "boss" of the only gang in the town below the mountain. A few years ago, "Jaki", who was still a little kid, ran away from home for six months in anger because of the arrival of Rao and Toki, joined the gang and met the current "boss".

This was also the only interpersonal relationship that young Jiaji had outside the dojo.

Perhaps it was because over the past three months, his soul had completely merged with that of this world's Jagi, so he felt no strangeness at all towards the man in the windbreaker and slicked-back hair beside him, and there was naturally no barrier between them.

It took him several hours to get here from the mountain, and he had worked hard to borrow a motorcycle, just to go to the big city and get some fried chicken.

What? You think it's a big deal?
Have you ever seen fried chicken up close?
It saves more lives than you can imagine!

In order to continue eating delicious fried chicken, I can't let this world be destroyed by nuclear warheads!

Of course, Jiaji's visit was not just to satisfy his appetite, he also had another purpose, which was to gather information.

According to his memories from his previous life, Fist of the North Star does not have an accurate timeline.

Each episode starts with zero frame, and directly begins with "In 199X, a nuclear war broke out around the world", so he has no idea what year or month it is.

It doesn't matter. There is a radio called "Pip-Boy 3000" in the base of the Rampage Group. It can tell Jagi everything.

"Don't damage it, it's expensive!"

Jia Ji changed several channels in a row, and all he saw were reports of regional conflicts and terrorist attacks, how many people had died in a certain place, and what places had started fighting.

"The world is not peaceful!"

The man with slicked back hair beside him sighed and said that this was not an isolated incident. Since the First World War, the entire earth had been in this mess and there had never been true peace.

"I'm leaving."

After getting the information he wanted, Jagi sat for a while and then stood up to leave, not forgetting to say hello to his only friend.

As he walked, he showed off his hamburger, thinking: The time now is October 1989, and it was July when I traveled through time. So ten years from now it will be...

The paper bag fell to the ground with a snap, and seven or eight hamburgers fell out, but Jagi jumped up and hit his head, and suddenly he realized what was going on.

"I should have thought of it earlier. It must have been 1999!"

Nostradamus's prophecy: "In the year 1999, on July, the King of Terror descended from the sky, causing King Angramea to be resurrected, and Mars ruled the world in the name of happiness."

What King of Terror? He is actually the King of Nuclear Warheads!
"Wow! My teriyaki chicken burger!"

The end of the world is a little bit behind us, and now it’s more important to have an indulgent meal in front of you.

 ①The little yellow-haired guy at the beginning is Kotone Fujita who pinched him

  ② "It saves more lives than you can imagine!" From Netflix Gundam "Have you ever seen a Zaku up close? It saves more lives than you can imagine!"

  McDonald’s opened its first restaurant in Japan in 1971, so it’s reasonable to assume that the drive-thru service was introduced in the late 1970s or early 1980s as McDonald’s expanded in Japan. Holy crap, the timing is perfect!
  As for why it is in Cantonese at the end? It was a sudden thought, I thought it would be interesting, I used a translator, so please forgive me if there is any inappropriateness.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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