I asked you to be a mage, not to raise a nine-tailed fox

Chapter 1: The Life Mage Who Quit the Team Encounters the Goblin

"The bread you make is amazing. Let's go into the maze together next time. Just cook for us and we'll protect you."

"Actually, Mina, you don't need to learn Fireball. You just need to study making water from bread. Leave the rest of the battle to us."

"Mina! If you knew a defensive spell, Brother Caesar wouldn't be hurt. Your role in the maze is not even one ten-thousandth of that hired elven wizard."

"Our team doesn't need you anymore, please leave."

"It hurts."

Mina rubbed his head and sat up.

I felt like I had a very strange dream.

In the dream, he became a mage, and the admired Bai Yueguang PUA only taught him life skills.

As a result, during the training in the maze, the priest girl - his white moonlight, used a holy light spell, which aoe hit the small boss and a large group of elite monsters, almost wiping out the whole team.

Mina did not play any role in the whole incident because he only has life skills. You can't expect him to roll some bread and hit people with it, right?

So Mina was kicked out of the team directly.

Then Mina woke up.

"Fuck, this dream is so fucking outrageous."

Fortunately it’s not true, otherwise I would confront that green tea girl every time I see her.

Damn, have you never seen a woman before? This is just a piece of shit.

What a clown.

Mina shook his head and climbed up.

But he fell to the ground halfway up.

"It hurts!"

My legs felt like they were breaking and my butt hurt, but it wasn’t the same pain as a full-on bloke.

But the headache that came the next second made Mina forget the pain in his body.

The whole person was twisted into a knot.

When I came to my senses, ten minutes had passed.

The clown turned out to be me.

Mina was overwhelmed.

I have traveled through time. This is force majeure and I can only accept it.

But it is really unbearable to travel back to the body of such a bootlicker. In an online novel, this character would be a flop.

That’s right, what just happened was not a dream!

It's memory.

A classic case of dog-licking.

Mina, ah Mina!
The clown is actually me!

In order to please women, he took the initiative to be pua by women. Because the food he made was delicious and the water he made was tasty, this guy suddenly had a brainwave and only clicked on the three life skills of "food making", "water making" and "fireball".

Someone is going to ask at this time.

Mina, you are not right. "Fireball" is an attack skill.

Mina: “…”

You may not believe it, but this thing is used to boil water - "Selena, this is freshly boiled water..."

Grass.

I can't think of any of these memories. I feel like vomiting just thinking about what it's like to be a bootlicker.

Anyway, now I have been rejected by those "protagonists" and thrown into the maze like garbage to fend for myself.

In fact, Mina is already dead, otherwise Mina would not have been able to come through.

Well, a bootlicker can’t get House.

After getting out of this maze, he has to clean up everything!
After Mina was left behind, he encountered several goblins. Mina, who only knew how to boil water, cast three fireballs to outline the goblins and used a meal-making spell to throw a piece of bread to liven things up.

The result was that he was beaten up by the goblins and was almost eaten.

Fortunately, these goblins saw something more attractive, and they rushed out with their hormones bursting.

As for Mina?

Wet garbage.

Look at this, it's trash that even goblins despise.

Original body, what's the point of your life? Rest in peace.

When I get out, I will definitely avenge you. Don't be a bootlicker in your next life.

But the problem is, I have to get out of the maze - at least I have to be able to move!
Now Mina was lying on the ground, covered in wounds, unable to get up.

The goblins can come back at any time and pick up Mina, the garbage, and eat him.

His wounds were bleeding, his body was a little cold, and his mouth was dry, which was due to excessive blood loss.

Mina felt that if he didn't do something, he would be in trouble without having to wait for the goblin to come back.

Mina, think about what can be done.

What is the difference between this world and that world...magic!
Correct!
Magic, he is a magician, he can do anything, like cast a recovery spell or something...

It's so funny that it won't happen.

There are a total of four magic slots, three of which are lit up, three for life skills, and one blank magic slot, which is prepared for contracting a pet for self-defense in the future.

"Water Creation Technique", "Food Creation Technique", "Small Fireball"

You can't just stuff a piece of bread into the wound to stop the bleeding in this situation.

Mina closed her eyes.

Feel the magic within.

According to experience, this amount of mana is enough to release six skills.

As for skills.

Forget "Little Fireball".

The only skills that can be used now are "Water Making" and "Food Making".

Mina carefully recalled the functions of these two skills.

Logically speaking, if one practices such a magic skill for two or three years, he will be able to become quite good at it.

Otherwise, it's impossible that a team of adventurers would go down into the maze with a wizard who can only make bread.

Sure enough, Mina discovered this guy's magic, and it seemed pretty good.

[Black Iron] "Food Making Technique": You can eat it. At least you won't feel hungry after eating it.

[Bronze] [Food Making Technique]: Can restore a small amount of physical strength.

Emmmmm......

Does bread really have therapeutic effects?

The so-called recovery of physical strength, in fact, also has a certain ability to recover from injuries. What kind of MMO is this that doesn't have a national server?

We’ll see how effective it is after we eat it.

Mina decided to try the art of meal making.

Try it.

With the surge of magic power, Mina kneaded a piece of bread, a palm-sized, dry loaf of bread.

It doesn’t look delicious, but I have to endure it for the sake of my life.

Take a big bite.

Oh my god, he almost sent Mina away.

Dry and hard, it completely matches Mina's impression of black bread.

"The bread you make is amazing. Let's go into the maze together next time. Just cook for us and we'll protect you."

You think this is delicious?
As expected, women's words are deceiving. The bronze-level "magic bread" had some effect.

Mina's injury got a little better and the bleeding slowed down, but that was all.

Mina wanted to sit up, but she couldn't do it at all.

As expected, the idea that you can revive to full health by eating bread only exists in the game settings?
Mina frowned.

Wait, don't give up.

Minata, it seems, has another skill.

This skill probably has nothing to do with the original body...

Goldfinger.

[Bronze] Mina's Hand - Mina's pleasing silver finger.

ha?
He is not Brother Eagle.

"Hand of Mina".

This is the innate skill he gained from traveling across time. It does not occupy a magic slot. Its function is to increase the proficiency of other magic skills.

Cooling-off period, seven days.

Try it.

Mina's magic power is condensed.

He silently chanted "Hand of Mina", and the four magic slots of "Fireball", "Food Making", "Water Making" and "No Skills" on his magic slot lit up at the same time.

Mina clicked on [Bronze] [Food Making Technique].

Ding.

It was as if the sound of some skill being upgraded rang in Mina's ears.

"Hand of Mina" turned gray and went into cooldown.

[Bronze] [Food Making Skill] lit up and was upgraded.

[Silver] "Food Making Technique" can quickly restore a small amount of physical strength. (At least you won't feel hungry after eating it.)
This time it's directly silver.

Mina stretched out his hand and kneaded another piece of magic bread.

This time the magic bread is quite soft to the touch, but it still looks like a large loaf of bread.

Show off in your mouth.

Mina: “???”

Oh my god, this bread is delicious!
It's much better than the big bread I just had.
Even though Mina was thirsty from blood loss, he didn't find the bread difficult to swallow.

The magic bread has a soft texture, moist and fluffy. It feels so comfortable in your mouth that you may even be reluctant to swallow it.

It's simply not enough.

Mina rolled out another "magic bread", turned over and sat up, and swallowed it in a few bites.

good to eat!

Mina was so delicious that he almost forgot that he was still a wounded soldier.

This "magic bread" really has something to it.

It has a face that looks like a dry loaf of bread, but I didn't expect it to taste like half-cooked cheese!

It's the taste he likes.

He also discovered that the bread seemed to be designed according to his favorite taste. This is the magical world.

another one……

Just as Mina was about to roll the third loaf of bread, she suddenly stopped.

A thrill.

react.

He sat up without realizing it.

The wounds torn by the goblin did not heal, but the bleeding stopped and the pain was relieved a lot - at least now, Mina was able to move.

Is this bread?

Mina looked at the bread crumbs in her hand and licked her fingers.

Are you really just using bread to stop the bleeding?
God's.

A wizard specializing in life magic, with rare silver skills.

In fact, bronze bread is not bad, but it recovers strength a little slowly and tastes a little unpalatable.

But among the group of intermediate mages, he is not bad.

What's more, he also has bronze-level "Water Creation Technique", which gives him both physical and magical endurance. There are very few mages like him who are willing to go into the maze.

Something is wrong. It's not possible for him to be kicked out of the team just because he is too useless.

Mina frowned.

Is there a bug in this logic?

Mina gritted his teeth and waited for the moment.

I almost vomited the next second.

Shit, it's poisonous, right?
This guy clearly has bronze-level bread, but in the training team, he only appears to be at iron-level.

why?
It turned out to be to allow his Pastor Bai Yueguang to stay in the team.

Let that priest do more.

Simply.

Warm men come after dogs, and you are both warm and a dog.

House.

Mina got up.

We’ll talk about the memories later.

The most urgent task is to leave this maze.

The injuries have improved a little, but now, there is very little magic power left in my body, probably only enough mana for two skills.

Need to be cherished.

Mina took advantage of the faint light from the Nether Moss to look around the maze passage.

Mina is now in the "Endurance Corridor", which is much safer than the "Courage Corridor" he walked with the team before, but it is only relatively safe.

But no matter which route you take, you have to find the exit of the maze and leave this damn place.

He has to go back to human society, this fantasy world full of monsters, ahem, and magic, he still wants to test its depth.

Mina didn't want to die, at least not in this maze.

At the fork in the road, when the goblin chased after him, he took the leftmost path.

So there are only two options left.

As for where these two paths lead...

It's better than being eaten by goblins...

Anyway, choose C.

Go right.

Thinking of this, Mina rubbed her butt and was about to move.

But suddenly, hurried footsteps were heard coming from the leftmost passage.

Mina's face turned pale and he turned and ran away.