Mixed in 1980

Chapter 108 The Birth of the Word "licking dog"

A man who eats someone's food is soft-hearted; a man who takes someone's gift is soft-handed!
Now that they had eaten the fruit sent by Chen Fan, it was time to get down to business. Xu Jinqiu's roommates all started to make trouble.

Send a love letter to Xu Jinqiu and be publicly executed!

In this way, there will probably be fewer people writing love letters to Xu Jinqiu in the future. At least in the class, there will be fewer people who are interested in her.

The female teacher looked at Chen Fan and Xu Jinqiu.

Seeing the two nod, he returned to the podium with the love letter and said, "You can listen if you want. I will delay the class for as long as it takes up class time."

There are only two classes on Saturday morning.

The beautiful teacher picked up a random piece of paper and said with a light cough, "This student's confession is, well, very simple and straightforward. He just wrote: Xu Jinqiu, I like you and hope to get to know you."

"Chen Fan's correction: When playing mahjong, you draw a card, but before you turn it over, you don't even know if you are the first or the second, and you want to call for a win?"

"Dude, you're doing this!"

"The wording is also not aesthetically pleasing. It should be changed to: Yours is what I care about, and yours is what I care about."

"Pfft..."

There was laughter in the classroom.

Xu Jinqiu’s boyfriend is so mean. Others are just expressing their love, but you think it’s an essay?

But it should be said that the sentence Chen Fan used is really good. What you care about is what I care about. What you care about is what I care about. It is much more romantic than the dry "I like you".

"Just go ahead and be mean!" Xu Jinqiu blushed and patted Chen Fan.

"Quiet!"

The female teacher knocked on the table and pulled out the next letter: "This one has a foreshadowing. On the first day of school, I saw you among many female classmates. Your gentle temperament is my favorite type. I hope to get to know you."

"Chen Fan's correction: My classmate, everyone is busy at the beginning of the school term, but you are the only one who has time to look at beautiful women? Your taste is very indecent, and you are undoubtedly a scumbag."

"And your words are also not beautiful at all. The first half of the sentence, 'Among the many female classmates, I saw you at first sight' should be changed to: The room was full of beauties, but suddenly I made eye contact with you."

"The second half of the sentence 'Your gentle temperament is my favorite type' should be changed to: Two ounces of peach blossom wine, ten thousand cups cannot match your gentleness."

There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

This guy is so funny.

Some girls are beginning to envy Xu Jinqiu, who has a man who can make you laugh at any time and flirt with you with the most romantic words.

……

The female teacher read a few more letters and checked the time: "This is the last one, this is it. Oh, it's from someone who confessed to Xu Jinqiu before and was rejected, so she wrote a love letter again."

"Classmate Xu Jinqiu, I originally thought that I would never fall in love, but ever since I met you, I've had a heart-pounding feeling. Although you rejected me and said you already have a partner, I'm willing to wait for you. In my heart, you are the one I love the most."

"See how Chen Fan modified it."

"Since I saw you, I have had a heart-pounding feeling. It should be changed to: I had no intention of attracting Jinghong, but Jinghong has entered my heart."

"I am willing to wait for you forever" should be changed to: On the cold lamp and paper, the pear blossoms are in the cool rain, I wait for the wind and snow for another year."

"The last sentence, In my heart, you are the one I love the most, should be changed to: I see all living things as grass and trees, but I see you as a green mountain."

"What do you think?" asked the female teacher.

No one laughed this time. They just thought that the sentences Chen Fan used were so romantic and meaningful, and they should all be from ancient Chinese.

I never thought that the ancients were so romantic.

So provocative!
The female teacher knocked on the table and coughed lightly, "Students, through these love letters, you have to understand one thing: reading is really important."

"The love letters written by uneducated people will not only fail to impress the object of their affection, but will also be seen as a joke by the other person's fiancé."

"For example, do you know what comment Chen Fan wrote at the end of this letter?"

"Let me tell you something. There is a kind of dog that always stares at other people's bowls, wondering when it can take a lick. I call this kind of dog: a licking dog."

"Haha..." There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

Lick the dog!

This word is too vivid.

Being rejected by someone, but still clinging to them; being in a relationship with someone, but still clinging to them, isn't that just a bootlicker?

After the students laughed for a while, the female teacher signaled everyone to be quiet and returned the love letter to Chen Fan: "Student Chen Fan, your writing skills are very good, and you are quite suitable for writing a book."

“Teacher, I write books.”

"Writing a book? Chen Fan, Chen Fan's Collection of Social Reviews, Chen Fan's View of the World, are you that Chen Fan?"

"Yes!" Chen Fan nodded with a smile.

I came here today to reveal my identity and tell those flies that if they want to take advantage of my wife, they should first consider whether they are qualified.

It must be said that the title of writer still carries a lot of weight these days.

Especially best-selling authors.

In the past few months, Chen Fan has undoubtedly been the most popular person. His editorials have been published in the People's Daily one after another, and the controversy he has caused has been hailed as the "Chen Fan phenomenon."

The print run of "Chen Fan's Editorial Collection" is 60 copies, and the print run of "The Most Beautiful Youth" is 50 copies. These are just short-term sales figures, but both have entered the ranks of bestsellers.

There is also a column called "Chen Fan's View of the World", which is very popular among young people.

Chen Fan's admission caused an uproar in the classroom, just like a star from later generations suddenly appearing in the classroom. It was only because the teacher was still there that a group of people would have surrounded him. Xu Jinqiu's roommates all stared at Xu Jinqiu, as if to say, "Xu Jinqiu, you are not a good person. You are keeping it a secret."

During lunch break in the dormitory, they discussed Chen Fan's articles more than once, and also said that Xu Jinqiu's boyfriend had the same name as Chen Fan. Xu Jinqiu always said it was just a coincidence.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, class is about to begin."

The female teacher returned to the podium, knocked on the table, and began the formal class. Chen Fan listened for a while and found that her level was quite high and her teaching method was also very interesting.

The female teacher was also honest and dragged on for nearly twenty minutes before the get out of class ended.

After class, I left!
When I returned to the office, a classmate asked casually, "Teacher Han, why did you come back so late today? It's almost time for lunch."

The female teacher raised her lips and said, "There's a student auditing the class. Guess who it is?"

"Hey, how can I guess that? Could it be the dean or the principal? You look so happy, but it doesn't seem like that. If it was them, you would have come back crying."

"Go to hell! Even if it's them, I will still attend the class as normal." Teacher Han scolded with a smile.

"Who is that? Give me a hint."

"I'll tell you directly, Chen Fan!"

"Which Chen Fan?"

"Chen Fan's Collection of Social Commentaries."

"That writer Chen Fan? Why did he get into class?" The teacher in the same class was surprised.

"Do you have any impression of Xu Jinqiu from the class?"

"How could I not have an impression of her? She is the prettiest girl in the class. There is no one prettier than her in the whole school, and her clothes are very trendy." The teacher in the same class nodded.

"She is Chen Fan's girlfriend, the one written about in the editorial, the one who is as beautiful as a legend. Haha... When I go out in the future, I can brag that Chen Fan has taken my class." Teacher Han laughed.

“…” My classmates were envious.

Teacher Han recounted what happened in class: "This Chen Fan is really funny. The word he used at the end is also very appropriate, licking dog."

The teacher in the same class also laughed, but after laughing, he frowned: "Tell this to their class teacher later. Chen Fan is a troublesome person, a rogue writer, and everyone knows this title."

"Is this necessary?" Teacher Han was surprised.

"It's not because of what happened today. We need to be prepared and take good care of Xu Jinqiu in the future. Don't let anything happen, otherwise Chen Fan will definitely be furious." The teacher in the same class said seriously.

"It's true!" Teacher Han nodded.

Think about the four editorials Chen Fan published in the People's Daily. Only the third one, "Stay Away from the Virgin Heart", has nothing to do with Xu Jinqiu. The remaining three are all because of Xu Jinqiu.

This is the third article, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is a sequel to the first two articles.

Xu Jinqiu is Chen Fan's Achilles' heel!

If it happens to Chen Fan, nothing might happen, but if it happens to Xu Jinqiu, Chen Fan will be furious. If the old ladies in the alley say a few more words, he will write it in the People's Daily.

"The students in your class are so enthusiastic."

As soon as Teacher Han left, Chen Fan was surrounded and asked a lot of questions. Seeing that it was past dinner time, Chen Fan brought Xu Jinqiu out.

"Student Chen Fan, how do you feel about being able to pretend today?"

Xu Jinqiu held Chen Fan's arm and took the opportunity to twist Chen Fan's arm, causing Chen Fan to gasp in pain: "My roommate Qiu, is that called pretending? To put it more elegantly, that's called showing off in front of others."

"Fuck you, you're addicted, huh?"

Xu Jinqiu smiled. She had no idea what was going on in this guy's train of thought. He always came up with strange words, especially the word "licking dog", which was so vivid.

"My roommate Qiu, you have to understand that I did this all for you. It's fine if you're not moved, but you pinched me after you came out. How could you be so cruel?"

"Come on, are you doing this for me? You're doing this for yourself. You're afraid that your wife will be kidnapped by someone else, so you come here to pull the anti-theft net." Xu Jinqiu laughed.

"That is required."

"You can just say such mean things. What happened today will definitely get out. Who knows, there might be a group of people who will hate you." Xu Jinqiu teased.

"There are even worse ones."

Chen Fan found the bulletin board and posted the love letters one by one, but he generously crossed out the name of his "rival".

He even signed his own name: reviewer, Xu Jinqiu's fiancé Chen Fan.

"I'll let them off this time, and next time I won't paint their names. I'll just let them become famous." Chen Fan looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.

Xu Jinqiu covered her face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "What kind of evil taste do you have? Next time you come to our school, be careful not to be put in a sack."

"Whoever offends my wife will be punished no matter how far away she is!"

Chen Fan held the girl's hand and walked towards the cafeteria: "How can we drive away the flies if we don't make some noise?"

"Just go ahead and be mean!" Xu Jinqiu rolled her eyes at him, but she felt sweet in her heart.

This person is becoming more and more domineering.

Chen Fan didn't go in the afternoon. Xu Jinqiu also had two classes in the afternoon. When the bell rang at 3:30, she rode her bicycle back to the courtyard: "Chen Fan, go home. Big sister and Yuanyuan should be back soon."

Haven't seen you for more than half a month.

Xu Jinqiu missed her very much. From childhood to adulthood, the three sisters had rarely been separated.

PS: The first update is here. There will be three updates today. Do you guys still have tickets?
(End of this chapter)