Simultaneous traversal: All Abyss difficulty.
Chapter 22: Self-introduction 1. My name is Duke, an unemployed vagrant
Chapter 22 Let me introduce myself. My name is Duke, and I am an unemployed vagrant.
"Hello, I'm Erniu." Erniu's voice was a little awkward, and it was obvious that he was not used to speaking so gently to newcomers.
Back then, he was a master at “cutting fruit” who could use a knife to cut newcomers into human sticks!
Now I have to be patient and introduce the reincarnation space to a bunch of grandpas and aunts, office workers and students.
It’s really torture for Erniu!
Erniu talked a lot of nonsense, but after hearing that the 100-point introduction reward exclusively for senior experts had arrived, he, as a large-scale breeder, simply shut up and said nothing.
Fortunately.
Among the crowd, a girl with green hair restated Erniu's expression and said.
"So we have to complete the test of every horror movie. The more dangerous the situation, the more benefits there will be."
She looked at Daqiang who had just displayed his strength, "Then, we can become like him, with infinite strength."
"Understood!"
Everyone suddenly realized!
A burly man with untidy beard stood up and slapped his thigh, "Damn it! I'm tired of living like this! Now it's great! We have such an opportunity! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! We must go to that, that thing."
He was stuck in his words, so Ruan Wei continued, "Engineer Planet."
"Yes! Engineer Planet!" The sturdy man rubbed his hands, "Then our chances of becoming supermen and gaining immortality will be even greater!"
Faced with a boring life, in fact, everyone here has a similar feeling.
Even the aunt who was just punched away by Daqiang because of making noise, actually takes care of her grandchildren every day. She was tired of it, and one day when she was wiping the dust on her grandson's computer desk, she saw a pop-up box with [yes/no], and she came to the main god space after clicking it.
Erniu's exaggerated remarks fooled these newcomers into believing that it was easy to make a horror movie reincarnation.
Of course, for a breeding team member like Erniu, the profit from a horror film is four or five times that of other normal reincarnations. His power is too strong, so of course the description is very simple.
But he wasn't telling the truth either.
If he were to tell them what happened last time in "The Grudge", these people would probably immediately change their faces like Sichuan Opera and shout that they want to go back to Earth.
"From the movie Alien: Covenant, the biggest enemy we face should be the cyborg David." The girl with short green hair continued, "It's not difficult. It should be a transitional movie for newcomers."
Erniu was confused!
The deception task assigned to him by Daqiang was perfectly completed by this smart guy with short green hair?
Fang Yu, who was huddled in the corner, smiled but said nothing.
With each reincarnation, the team will be "refreshed" with personnel of various professions, positions, and divisions of labor.
Types like strength, technique, and agility are more common.
Wise men are relatively rare.
But obviously, this green-haired one is not.
She had never considered why the Lord God had gone to such great lengths to send so many people to a terrifying reincarnation space to experience horror.
With thirty-five crew members and modern weapons, they have overwhelming combat power even when facing aliens.
In fact, the main god space does not simply rely on the content shown in the original movie to test the reincarnation team.
It will often adjust the difficulty automatically.
Even if the movie the team is in is called "The Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants", the Lord God can transform Squidward into Cthulhu Octopus.
For the Lord God, there is no horror movie that can be watched with eyes closed.
"Well, since that so-called Lord God has brought us together, we will all be teammates from now on." The green-haired beauty smiled at everyone, "Let me introduce myself. My name is Ono Hui, and I am of Chinese and Japanese descent."
"Ah, so were you speaking Chinese or Japanese just now?" a yellow-haired guy covered his mouth.
"Japanese." Ono Hui nodded as he spoke, looking like the Japanese people you often see on TV. "No wonder I always think it's amazing that you occasionally drop frames when you speak! I can actually understand you!"
Erniu rarely explained: "In the main god space, no matter what language you speak, even if it is a dialect, it will automatically be converted into a language that everyone can understand."
"Great!" Ono Hui applauded, "Now we don't have to learn Chinese anymore!"
Looking at her brilliant smile, Fang Yu glanced at Lingdianyishou Mengyao.
Although Meng Yao had a smile on her face, the murderous intent in her eyes could not be concealed at all.
The naive Ono Kei really came at the right time.
If the background of the crowd was not crew members but citizens on the street, she would have been chopped to pieces by Mengyao when she said the second sentence.
After Daqiang demonstrated his strength, he seemed to have no more restrictions on the newcomer. He sat quietly next to Mengyao, muttering something in a low voice. Although Fang Yu wanted to listen, he was afraid of being exposed, so he simply did not go over.
Ruan Wei wanted to regain his prestige, so he pulled Ono Hui aside and muttered a few words.
Not long after, Ruan Wei and Ono Hui returned to the team and expressed their thoughts through Ono Hui's mouth.
"Everyone, please introduce yourselves, including your occupation and what you are good at, so that I can assign you the most suitable job."
As soon as these words came out, Mengyao on the other end couldn't hold it anymore. She blinked at Daqiang and said, "This girl wants to pull the team into her hands."
"Who cares! The newbies say they are reincarnations, but aren't they just ordinary people? They have never touched a gun, and they are not even as good as the interstellar colonists in any movie." Daqiang spat, "Kill them if they get in the way. It's not like I can't afford a thousand points."
"Why kill her? It would be the same if we cut off her legs and let her die on her own." Meng Yao said softly.
It was as if the topic he was talking about was not a human life.
The question is whether the melon seed shells should be thrown into the dry trash can or the wet trash can.
"Then it's your turn!"
After Ruan Wei introduced himself as a company executive, Ono Hui introduced herself as a dancing internet anchor.
Ono Hui turned his gaze to Fang Yu in the corner.
"Duke, I'm unemployed and at home." Fang Yu didn't say much, just replied with four words.
"Is that so?" Ono Hui continued to look at Fang Yu, "Then what are you good at? What are your strengths? What are you interested in?"
"I used to work from nine to five, and later I became addicted to novels." Fang Yu lowered the brim of his hat and answered again.
"Understood." Ono Hui clapped his hands. "Then everyone has finished introducing themselves. Oh, yes, there's one more person over there!"
Daqiang had already introduced himself, and Erniu had also spoken.
Ono Hui looked at Mengyao's face in a suicidal manner.
"Hey, that girl is calling you!" Daqiang looked like he was watching a show.
Mengyao didn't seem to be disgusted at all. She gave Xiaoye Hui a harmless expression and said:
"What a coincidence, I also serve men, just like you."
Ono Hui was very shameless, and instead seemed to be very excited after seeing a colleague. She ran forward and held Mengyao's hand.
“Sister, are you also a dancing anchor?”
Mengyao laughed, and her laughter was very creepy.
"I am a hen that specializes in eating the dead bodies of old men over 60 years old." She took out the knife, pointed it at Ono Hui's face, and continued:
"black"
"widow."
(End of this chapter)
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