Huayu: Starting from the top talent show

Chapter 560 Awesome people are always at home anywhere (8k)

This time, there was no distinction between the first and second halves.

Shen Juan emptied the magazine from Xiao Shen's bag.

The next morning, Shen Juan, who had only slept for two hours before being woken up by his alarm clock, met up with his team at the entrance of his residential compound and took a private jet to Xiamen, the host city of this year's Golden Rooster Awards.

There are three designated hotels for this year's Golden Rooster Awards.

These are Xiamen Tianyuan Hotel, Xiamen Junlong Hotel, and Xiamen Haiyue Villa Hotel.

Shen Juan chose Xiamen Haiyue Mountain Villa Hotel.

the reason is simple.

It only takes 20 minutes to get here from Takasaki Airport, so you don't have to waste too much time on the road.

On the way to the hotel, the assistant was busy confirming the work schedule for Shen Juan this afternoon with the organizer. Considering that the assistant had worked diligently for Shen Juan for so many years, in addition to increasing some of her work tasks to help her complete the transition, her salary was also increased by several levels.

Yangyang Jin and Shen Juan talked about work.

First, there was an invitation from CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.

Shen Juan definitely won't have time to work on the Spring Festival Gala next year.

Once a guy goes abroad, for celebrities who are worth every second, who can withstand that?
Haven't you noticed that very few Hong Kong and Taiwanese celebrities have come to the mainland this year?

So there's not much to say, just decline it.

Next came the invitation to the New Year's Eve concert.

I received invitations from almost all the well-known satellite TV stations, including Hunan TV, Zhejiang TV, Tomato TV, and Jiangsu TV.

Although the conditions and treatment offered were all roughly the same.

The industry is generally cautious about inviting Shen Juan to perform. The main reason is simple: his current market value is too high. If negotiations are conducted strictly according to market rates, the budget spent on him alone for many projects would probably be more than the combined fees of all other participating artists.

This undoubtedly puts considerable pressure on overall cost control, and no one can guarantee that the costs will be recovered.

Therefore, apart from a few well-funded platforms like Ali, they generally wouldn't offer an exorbitant price to invite Shen Juan to sing.

But Shen Juan ultimately chose Hunan TV.

The reason is also very simple.

They have a good relationship!
Both "Back to Field," a show Shen Juan regularly hosts, and "Women's Detective Club," produced by Starlink, are programs on Hunan TV. Having collaborated in the past, they know each other very well (Hunan TV secretly kept many unbroadcast clips of Shen Juan flirting with girls on the terrace in Back to Field 3), and their cooperation is quite tacit.

In addition, Sister Tian and Xiao Xiao often take on variety show opportunities from Hunan TV, and Xiao Ye also recently took time out of her schedule to be a guest on Detective Ming. The two sides already have a very familiar working relationship, so based on the principle of constantly replicating the path to success, Hunan TV naturally became the right choice.

at last.
"Are you ready with your acceptance speech?"

"What? It's already been decided inside?"

"It's just a hint; no one can guarantee that the organizers won't give every nominee a hint that they might win."

The term "Yangyangjin" means that some organizers, in order to get as many award nominees as possible to attend the awards ceremony, sometimes resort to this tactic. For example, Vinicius Jr., who was rumored to be going to win the Golden Globe on Monday, was probably fooled by this kind of suggestion and thought he was really going to win the Golden Globe, which made him look ridiculous.

This is actually an open secret within the industry.

This year, in particular, with the overwhelming popularity of Shen Juan, the Golden Rooster Awards and the Hundred Flowers Awards have become exceptionally popular, both becoming the most watched awards since their inception.

Unfortunately, due to the influence of sentiment, the selection process and scope of this year's Golden Rooster Awards were somewhat limited, leading to the general perception that its prestige was lower than in previous years.

But no matter what, he is still a Golden Rooster Award-winning actor.

Since the Golden Horse and Hong Kong Film Awards were discontinued and withdrew from the mainland market, the Golden Rooster Awards have become the highest award for Chinese-language films.

This still sparked a lot of discussion among netizens.

The related topics easily garnered over 100 million views.

The media, with their keen sense of opportunity, naturally wouldn't miss this traffic-generating feast, and immediately wrote articles to interpret the significance of the awards.

One of the articles, titled "From Traffic Idol to Cultural Symbol: Why Shen Juan is the Chosen One for the 33rd Golden Rooster Award for Best Actor," accurately hits the public's focus and deeply analyzes the special connection between Shen Juan and this year's Golden Rooster Awards.

Looking at the current landscape of the Chinese entertainment industry, the competition for Best Actor at the 33rd Golden Rooster Awards has quietly evolved into a dialogue about the values ​​of our times. When the spotlight shines on Shen Juan, the male lead of "Better Days," we see not only the breakthrough of an actor and an artist, but also a shift in the cultural narrative of our era.

From entertainment consumption to value output, from individual performances to national image, this global top star, known as the "Son of Shanghai," is using his imaginative art and unparalleled influence to reconstruct the international image of young Chinese people.

As the first Chinese singer to enter and top the Billboard Hot 100, Shen Juan's musical reach has long transcended the barriers of language, race, and country. He once sparked a massive sing-along at the Coachella Music Festival and showcased his unique charm to the world on the stage of the Champions League final. His Leviathan Era tour became the first global tour in human history to break the billion-dollar box office mark. This means that while other Best Actor nominees are still focusing on local narratives, Shen Juan's artistic dissemination already possesses the inherent gene of international communication.

What's even more noteworthy is that after Shen Juan's "Better Days" was released on Netflix, it quickly became the most-watched Chinese-language film in the world, and the subsequent release of "The Matchmaker" also became the highest-grossing Chinese-language film overseas.

This level of personal influence gives his performances an innate ability to transcend national borders and races, fostering cross-cultural empathy.

Therefore, in this peaceful era where cultural competition is becoming increasingly fierce, the winner of this year's Golden Rooster Award for Best Actor has already transcended the scope of individual honor. If Shen Juan ultimately wins, it will symbolize the upgrading of Chinese films from entertainment products to cultural weapons, and the leap from local narratives to global dialogue.

In this era that needs cultural heroes, Shen Juan, by leveraging his influence, has precisely filled a void in the realm of value expression; his rise is destined to have special value and significance.

We arrived at the entrance of Haiyue Mountain Villa Hotel at 1 p.m.

Amidst the flashing lights of the media and the cheers and screams of fans, Shen Juan was led into the lobby by a waiter and successfully checked in.

Everyone in the room was busy.

The makeup artist was busy applying makeup to Shen Juan, while Yangyang Jin was busy coordinating the afternoon's work with the staff sent by the organizers.

The assistant was watching videos.

Fueled by his AMA hits and record-breaking Grammy nominations, Shen Juan's online popularity in North America has reached a recent peak. So much so that Saturday Night Live made two special parody videos about him this week, which were immediately processed into raw and uploaded back to China.

The first short film stars Tom Holland.

The other actors featured in the video are regular cast members of SNL.

The video begins with a powerful, evocative narration: "He was once an ordinary person, living a mundane life, until one day, he stood on the opposite side of the entire world."

"Thank you so much everyone, this was a wonderful birthday!"

"Salute to you!"

Two men and two women were celebrating Tom Holland's birthday at home when their conversation drifted to Shen Juan.

"I've been listening to the Leviathan album on repeat lately, and I absolutely love his Sisyphus!"

"Oh my god! Yes! I'm such a fan of Alex!"

"Everything he does is perfect!"

"He's simply the perfect man!"

"I think I will love him for the rest of my life!"

His friends are all Shen Juan's mindless sycophants, but Tom Holland clearly has his own principles and is unwilling to go along with them.

“He’s really great, but I don’t really like the song called ‘Blinding Lights’. I think it’s too noisy.”

"What?"

I don't really like that song.

"Kelly, what the hell is he talking about?"

No, you're kidding, right?

"No." Tom Holland shook his head.

The others were terrified by his outburst and quickly tried to stop him: "Tell them you won't say anything bad about Alex!"

"Why?"

"Because he is Alex Shen!"

"It's too late, they've already arrived!"

"Who are they?" Tom Holland asked, puzzled.

You need to run away right now!

"what?"

"Let's go now!!!"

The next part of the plot is that Tom Holland is being hunted down by a mysterious organization called "Alegency".

The members of the Tired God Bureau, like agents in the Men in Black movies, claimed they would stop him and take action.

As a result, Tom Holland's credit card was rejected, his identity record was erased, and wherever he went, people refused to help him because of his disrespect for Shen Juan. Even the anti-Shen Juan alliance members he encountered were dealt with one by one by the agents of the Shen Juan Bureau who were hunting him down.

Ultimately, with nowhere else to turn, Tom Holland was captured by agents of the Tired God Bureau and imprisoned. In his cell was an older woman who had been arrested for not dancing when she heard Shen Juan's "Levitating" at her wedding. She seemed to have suffered inhuman torture, which had caused her to become mentally unstable and she appeared to have lost the clarity and rationality that a normal person should have.

The second skit, "The Day Alex Turned Yellow," then presented a humorous and satirical take on the subject, showcasing the comedic reactions of some Black and White people to Shen Juan's use of Black and White music, as well as allegations of racial racism and cultural appropriation.

The short film unfolds in a style similar to a horror movie trailer. The opening voiceover tells the story of how, for most white and black people, it was just an ordinary week, but everything changed after Shen Juan’s new album “Sisyphus” was released, and the entire American world was turned upside down.

A white woman told her husband in horror, “I think Alex is Asian,” which shocked and frightened him.

A Black woman said to the child in horror, "I think Alex is Asian," and the child burst into tears.

As the album spread, more and more Black and white people fell into a collective panic, beginning to realize that Shen Juan was of Asian descent and feeling confused and overwhelmed by the white and Black cultural expressions in his songs.

They couldn't understand why Shen Juan, a yellow-skinned person who grew up in China, could write lyrics that were so in line with American society, and even use many slang terms exactly like the locals.

In an office scene, a male colleague frowns and speculates that "Shen Juan may have a huge team of ghostwriters behind him," while a female colleague next to him, whose makeup is already ruined by tears, breaks down and replies: "If he really does, then Drake will definitely expose it immediately. No one is more interested in digging up Alex's dirt than Drake, so I think he is more likely to be an alien than hiring ghostwriters!"

The scene shifts to the set of Men in Black, where the files clearly show that Shen Juan is an alien hiding on Earth.

Interestingly, there was a picture of Russell Westbrook on the file next to him, clearly joking that Westbrook, who often spoke up for Shen Juan and stood up for him, was also Shen Juan's fellow alien.

(When Shen Juan was implicated in the BLM movement, Westbrook took the initiative to speak out on social media, hoping that all Black people would remain rational.)
Then, after learning that Shen Juan was of Asian descent, people began to pay attention to and question the race of other celebrities.

For example, when the eldest brother Cheng was mentioned, someone exclaimed in surprise, "He's also Asian? But he used the N-word before!"

(From the movie Rush Hour)
For example, when Shen Juan's good homie Ma Long was mentioned, some people expressed their incomprehension about his white identity, thinking that he was black.

(Ma Long is the kind of mercenary singer who plays whatever style is popular in the market. Over the years, he has been attacked and questioned by black people for riding the wave of hip-hop. He and Shen Juan can be considered brothers in misfortune. Anyway, before Shen Juan was questioned for cultural appropriation, this guy had already been questioned by black people.)
For example, when mentioning Shen Juan's good friend A-mei...
"Waldfa? Ariana Grande is Black? This world has gone mad! What about when she sang '7 Rings'?"

"She's also Black in the music video."

"What about 'Dangerous Woman'?"

"She was Black at the time."

"But why does she have a neon name?"

"Perhaps because her ancestors had Japanese ancestry?"

"And what about 'The Song of Victory'?"

"Okay, at that time she was still white."

Some people also mentioned Shen Juan's performance in "Better Days," believing that the character he played was an orphan, clearly a native-born, low-class African American; he was white in the "Hold On" music video; and in the "glamour" promotional video for Shanghai, he was clearly a pure-blooded Asian.

(In the plot of "Hold On", the male lead robs a bank on a motorcycle, but the police chasing him can't fire a single shot for a long time, which leads to North American netizens joking that Shen Juan played a white guy in the MV. If he were a different skin color, especially black, the group of cops behind him would probably have emptied their magazines long ago.)
At the end of the skit, a little boy whispers to his mother before bed, "Is Taylor Swift still white?" His mother, with a look of fear, whispers back, "I don't know, honey. Close your eyes, it'll all be over tomorrow." This is a satirical commentary on the anxieties and unease some white people feel about the rise of minorities. The video is three minutes long.

It only takes about six minutes to watch both.

What about the audience feedback?

Fans and netizens who saw it immediately were laughing hysterically.

It's fair to say that if you receive enough information and can grasp the jokes hidden in the parody videos, it's really hard to hold back.

[This is absolutely hilarious! My favorite Spider-Man is playing my favorite character, the Blackie! Hahaha, am I dreaming?]

[It's hilarious that he got shot dead by agents of the Tired God Bureau because he had Bieber's name tattooed on his arm when he was young! Hahahaha!]

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! This is such a masterful smear campaign, it's unbelievable that even the fans aren't angry. And why does this guy look like a spy from the Shen Juan Bureau? It's practically a one-to-one replica of Alovers' behavior! Hahaha! But this also shows how powerful Shen Juan's cultural influence is. Even a show like SNL is willing to do a special segment about him when he's not on air. As someone who secretly spoke ill of Shen Juan but wasn't arrested by the Shen Juan Bureau, I really have to thank King A for not killing me, hahaha!]

[I think Sister Tian should be the deputy director of the Shen Juan Bureau, because she often leads teams to arrest people. The entire Spring Air Transport Unit is her army, which has made the fan circle very nervous. They only dare to say good things about Shen Juan and dare not say bad things about him, for fear that one day they will accidentally reveal their "true thoughts" and be caught and slaughtered.]

[I love most of Alex's songs! --Most of them?! Hahahaha, the whole of America is going crazy for Alex right now, all the white and black people are fighting over who owns Alex, that's the power of Alex! Do your idols have that kind of international influence? I want to ask!]

[Have you noticed that Shen Juan's friends seem to be mostly people of undefined race? Malone is white but dresses as Black, Ariana Grande is white but dresses as Black and has an Asian name, Justin Bieber is white but imitates Black people, and Jackie Chan is a wanderer. Is it possible that in this day and age, interracial relationships are the only answer?]

[Back then, Bamian Linglong only said he was half South Korean, half Taiwanese, half Shandong, half Mongolian, and half Anhui. But Shen Juan is even more amazing. This guy's second hometown not only includes Tokyo, Seoul, Paris, Los Angeles, New York, London, Sydney, Madrid, Munich, and Singapore (look back at Shen Juan's interviews with local media during his previous global tour), but he even directly transcended skin color and race, becoming half Black, half White, half Asian, half Earthling, half Trisolaran, and half extraterrestrial. Truly amazing people are always at home everywhere. This time, he's really surpassed his predecessor!]

[Damn it, this lazy bum who goes wherever he wants and keeps fish everywhere, he's really mastered the essence of the Dragon's Will!]

A true man's ambition lies in all corners of the world; a great man makes the world his home. Brothers Cheng and Shen Juan exemplified this. How many people can do the same?

[The Trisolarans invade, and Shen Juan, as a representative of Earth's superior humanity, is sent on a diplomatic mission. Shen Juan: I used to hold concerts on the northern side of the peninsula. They also have three suns there, so I'm practically a Trisolaran. We're all from the same hometown, so why are we fighting?]

[Speaking of which, haven't Brother Cheng's movies been consistently flopping and losing money these past few years? I have an idea to revive him. How about restarting the "Who Am I" project, with Shen Juan as the lead in the sequel and Brother Cheng playing a supporting role? Or maybe a father-son duo with dual male leads, the plot being a global journey of searching for their homeland. With their international influence, I guarantee it'll be a box office hit!]

After scrolling through the comments for a while, the assistant, who was already overjoyed, immediately ran to Shen Juan's side and relayed the news to him.

"Are you saying SNL is dissing me?"

"Strictly speaking, it's not really criticism, because their criticism is very skillful and funny. Anyway, I think that doing this can actually help you answer some difficult questions, such as indirectly clarifying the previous controversies about racial knights and cultural appropriation, thereby improving your public image."

"Really?" Shen Juan clearly didn't believe it.

Seeing that she couldn't convince Shen Juan with words alone, the assistant simply handed him her phone so he could see for himself.

So ten minutes later
Shen Juan first forwarded the two prank videos to his WeChat friends, and then simultaneously updated his social media on both internal and external networks.

alexs: [First of all, I am of Asian descent, I am 100% Chinese, and I come from Shanghai; secondly, I never thought that Ariana's Asian descent could be hidden after all; finally, Alegency? Come on! The person who came up with the name is a genius! Being a bureau chief feels really cool!]

Ariana Grande appeared in the comments section and posted a question mark.

Shen Juan replied with a question mark.

Li Nacha left a hilarious comment: 【WTF? Alex, are you Asian? I always thought you were Black, bro!】

Malone said it was time to announce his white identity and that he would bring some of his talents to the rural field in the future.

If we're talking about who among the top stars in the North American music scene is most like the Nomadic Goat, then Marlon Malone, who started the Nomadic Dynasty, is definitely at the top of the list!

Master Lay inexplicably posted a message about dismantling the power of the Red Flag (Red Flag), leaving everyone confused and bewildered.

Anyway, some people in China say he's gone mad.

Tom Holland also came to ask Shen Juan how his acting was, and Shen Juan replied that it was only at the level of Zendaya's boyfriend.

Because her account was banned across the entire internet, and the consequences of being caught defying the rules would be severe, Sister Tian could only maintain contact with the outside world through WeChat Moments: 【What's going on? How come the whole world knows who I am? Is this something I can talk about? How do you all know I'm the deputy director of the Tired God Bureau?】

The screenshot was posted online.

This sparked another round of discussion about how sweet the spring is.

I rewatched Back to Field Season 4 today, and I realized that the happiness my darling felt when looking at her husband was practically overflowing from the screen!

Wait, what show is "Back to Field 4"? I remember only watching one slow-paced variety show called "Heartbeat Mushroom House".

[They've been together for so many years, and they're still so sweet! It's so wonderful! Mom and Dad must stay together forever!]

Seeing these sensible comments, Sister Tian laughed so hard she almost fell over, completely oblivious to any notion of restraint, image, or dignity.

Oh my goodness!

So many people are into springs? So many people support me and my lazy dog ​​being locked together forever?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

It seems I have finally won the hearts of the people!

So he immediately posted a second WeChat Moments update.

She absolutely loves it.

Tian Xiwei adores Shen Juan.

Can this be said?
That should be possible, right?
Anyway, the current situation is no different from an official announcement.

Hehe ~
After finishing her makeup and hair, Shen Juan began her work.

The first task was to cooperate with the government in filming a city promotional video.

While Shen Juan was using his looks to serve the government like a slave, many young artists were chatting in small groups on the set of this year's Golden Rooster Awards' "Starry Sea" project.

The group consisting of eight people—Chen Feiyu, son of Kaige, Guan Xiaotong, a member of the Beijing elite circle, Zhou Qiuyu, a double Golden Horse Award winner, Yi Yangqianxi, a top idol from the idol group, Liu Haocun, a newly minted "Mou Girl", Fan Chengcheng, a chubby younger brother, Zhou Ye, a "Tired Girl", and Tian Xiwei, the deputy director of the Tired God Bureau—formed a small group with an atmosphere that fluctuated between hot and cold.

"Sister Qiuyu, I think you and Brother Juan are the best to win the award tonight!" Fan Chengcheng smiled honestly, knowing how to curry favor with powerful figures.

Yi Yangqianxi remained expressionless, pretending he hadn't heard anything. Although Shen Juan was indeed very impressive and he admired Shen Juan's achievements, he believed that his own film, "Broken Bridge," was just as good. Moreover, he only compared himself to others, so there was no need to boost others' morale and diminish his own.

Chen Feiyu looked away somewhat unnaturally. This guy actually had a psychological trauma from Shen Juan because he was not only brutally attacked by Shen Juan for appearing in the same frame before, but also tortured by Shen Juan's fans for looking alike. Even his cosplay template, Wu Jiaheng, was repeatedly humiliated and suppressed by Shen Juan, making him unable to hold his head up in the Chinese entertainment industry.

Therefore, he felt that Shen Juantian was his nemesis.

They are his absolute nemesis!

Upon hearing this, Zhou Qiuyu covered her mouth and laughed, "Thank you! Everyone wants to win an award, but tonight's outcome is really uncertain."

"why?"

"Because Shen Juan also has a high chance of winning the award, if the organizers want to distribute the prizes to maintain balance, they will most likely target me."

Of course, the probability of this happening is extremely low, and Zhou Qiuyu's purpose in saying this was merely to show off.

“But you two have already won the Hundred Flowers Award, there’s no reason why you can’t win the Golden Rooster Award.” Guan Xiaotong’s words made Zhou Qiuyu secretly pleased.

"Yes, I think Sister Qiuyu and Brother Juan will win the award tonight!" Liu Haocun, who had been quietly pretending to be dead and smiling because he felt the terrifying pressure from Sister Tian next door, finally found an opportunity to start the conversation. He opened his innocent big eyes and said softly in a lively, charming and gentle tone.

"Thank you, you have such a sweet tongue!" Zhou Qiuyu's thanks were particularly dry. Perhaps it was the repulsion between people of the same sex, or perhaps it was because the two might have a direct competition for film resources in the future, she clearly didn't have a good impression of Liu Haocun, so she couldn't even spare a few more basic polite smiles.

"Really? Juanjuan praised me like that too?" Liu Haocun smiled gently and innocently, a smile that made one want to stir things up.

The film "One Second" officially premiered today, and the press release prepared by Liu Haocun's team was also released along with yesterday's premiere.

Many of them are related to Shen Juan. Even before Xiao Honghua had a chance to release a preview, under the marketing guidance of Liu Haocun's team, some netizens had already paired the two up as a couple based on the few remaining behind-the-scenes materials. Their intention to use Shen Juan to gain popularity and traffic was all too obvious!

Zhou Qiuyu then glanced almost imperceptibly at Tian Xiwei and Zhou Ye, "Juanjuan? Are you two that close?"

"It's alright, that's what I usually call him anyway~"

"Shen Juan has no objections?"

"This name is so cute, why would anyone object?"

"He really takes good care of you. I filmed with him for two months and I never called him that normally."

Zhou Qiuyu deliberately turned up the volume; she couldn't wait for the hot-tempered Sichuan-Chongqing tough girl and this seemingly innocent and naive Northeastern sweet girl to start fighting on the spot.

Upon hearing this, Sister Tian's lips curled into a sneer.

A bastard dog with despicable morals, extremely low quality, and a penchant for stirring up trouble and sowing discord!

A flat-chested swordsman dog whose tea flavor is stronger than porridge, whose AI smile is more fake than mine, and whose age is lied about more than Tongtong's!
Those two deserve to die!
They all deserve to be devoured alive by me!

The desire to become a Yulin resident is rising!

But she has matured.

Having gone through so much with Juan Gou, especially after being banned from all platforms for a month and still not unbanned, she knew she could no longer act like before, rushing to criticize Chou Biaozi Jianzhong whenever she saw it. That would only result in a lose-lose situation, allowing other "burning cats" to reap the benefits.

So she began to silently recite the Heart-Cleansing Mantra in her mind.

He tried to calm his anger.

He tried to suppress his demonic personality.

She tried to let Shen Juan see her growth.

She is no longer the Tian Xiwei who used to be, whose super brain told her to use super power and who only knew how to enjoy fighting.

And the other side.

Zhou Ke, who wasn't banned across the entire internet and had no worries about the future, didn't need to deliberately control her temper like Sister Tian did.

Damn it! We finally finished filming "The Sword and the Brocade", and then we ran into this damn jerk who loves to mess with swords!
Can't all these kinds of people just die?!

Don't they know that their existence pollutes the air? Don't they know that their existence wastes Earth's resources?
So she immediately put on a sour face, and the low pressure she exuded made Fan Chengcheng next door act like a coward.

Zhou Ye was absolutely furious!
Where did this "green tea bitch" come from?

Don't you know that what I hate most is a green tea bitch?

Don't you know that all women hate green tea?
Do you want to be a weary, isolated minister?

Haha, you've probably never been beaten before!

And they even dared to provoke me and Sister Tian to our faces?

You probably want Sister Tian to grab your hair and drag you to the toilet, you probably want to give Sister Tian a foot massage with your own head! Do you think that with so many people watching and so many cameras pointing at you, we can't do anything to you?

Do you really think these photos will protect you for life? Do you really think that if we fight, Juanjuan will side with you?
You're really playing the role of a fearless newborn calf, aren't you?
The problem is you're not a calf.

You're just a newborn!

Damn it! So annoying!

The barbarians outside the fishpond are indeed ignorant of rules and uncivilized. Having more of these savages will only increase the chaos in the fishpond!
Invasive alien species are bad luck!

And there's more.
If I can beat you once this May 520th, I can beat you a second, a third, a fourth time, and I'll keep beating you for a lifetime!

What does "born on the same day, month, and year" mean?

Are you worthy?
Since you've already changed your birth year from 98 to 00, then stop trying to piggyback on my and Juanjuan's 98520 combination!
A deserter who can't even proudly declare in front of the world that he was born in 1998 is not worthy of being associated with us!

However, considering that Sister Tian is still under restrictions, it is best to avoid any unforeseen complications or trouble, so we will let you off the hook this time.

I hope you will take care of yourself.

If you dare to be presumptuous again, or dare to speak rudely again?
Haha~
My baseball bat is just as hard!
(The exclusive custom artifacts of the three ancient kings of the fishpond: Cheng Xiao's golf club, Zhou Ye's baseball bat, and Tian Jie's tennis racket)
(End of this chapter)