Huayu: Starting from the top talent show

Chapter 167 This Family Will Break Up Without Me

Overall, the honey-collecting trip went smoothly.

Although Shen Juan and Peng Yuchang were accidentally stung twice during their work, they received a 40 yuan pension from the program team because of this, which greatly alleviated the current financial shortage pressure of the Mushroom House.

I returned to the mushroom house with a lot of harvest, changed clothes, and rested in the pavilion for a while. Before I could even sit down, a new round of tasks came.

Alas. The work in the Mushroom House was almost exactly as Shen Juan had expected before he came. It turned out that there was no end to it.

Even though there were four and a half flying guests to help this time (a student of Huang Lei named Wang Yino just came, and Nazha has no fighting power at all and can only be counted as half a person), the schedule was still fully arranged.

After Xu Zheng took the processed honey out of the machine and packed it, he went to the field to plant rice with Teacher He.

Huang Lei and Wang Yanhui stayed at home to continue making the stove, while Shen Juan and Peng Yuchang, under Huang Lei's instructions, took the two female guests to the fields to catch eels.

But speaking of eels, perhaps because of the Anaconda disaster and the sky snake disaster, Shen Juan has never liked eating eels, loaches and other things that look like snakes since he was a child.

So I basically never took a close look at what they looked like when they were alive. After entering the mud pond, I probably couldn't tell which was an eel and which was a loach.

Maybe the big one is an eel? The small one is a loach?
Never mind, just catch them and that’s it. Loaches and eels can be used as food anyway, so it doesn’t matter if we catch the wrong ones. Just consider it as a reward from Teacher Huang for helping us all out!
When they arrived at the place, Shen Juan, wearing overshoes, took the lead and walked down the mud pond. He found that the soil here was similar to the mud in the nearby rice planting area, and was not very conducive to walking.

So she turned around and told Peng Peng, whose face was full of impatience, and Nazha, who exuded the aura of a delicate princess, about the situation, and asked them to be careful when coming down, as it would be embarrassing if they fell.

"Taking a step down, it feels a bit like having a spa." He Jiong, who was planting rice next door, also came over to join in the fun.

Xu Zhengze leaned against the shore and slid down little by little in a very steady but not elegant way. "Wow! Wow, this is too deep, my God."

He Jiong looked down at Xu Zheng's particularly eye-catching round belly, and couldn't help but laugh and complain: "Are you all sunken because of your weight?"

"What's going on? I can't move at all!" After Nazha mustered up the courage to come down, her entire calf sank into the water. She couldn't pull it out, and she couldn't walk.

Hearing this, Peng Peng, who was closer to her, immediately pretended that he was also stuck in the quagmire and unable to move.

So Nazha could naturally look at Shen Juan who was not far away with pitiful eyes, pouting and saying coquettishly: "Can you help me?"

There was no other way, Shen Juan could only lend a helping hand to the "troubled" girl, bending down and pulling her entire leg out of the mud like pulling a carrot.

However, whether intentionally or unintentionally, the moment Nazha's legs were pulled out, she suddenly lost her balance and fell towards Shen Juan, directly into his arms.

"Wow"

Peng Peng's first reaction was of course to join in the fun, but considering that Shen Juan's sensitive top-star status should not allow him to have too much communication and contact with female artists, he forced the corners of his mouth down and pretended to be concerned.

Inner thoughts: Oh wow wow! Can I watch a live version of a dating show just for doing farm work? That's really a dirty compliment!
At the same time, Shen Juan also knew that according to this development trend, once the show was broadcast, their CP would have to be hyped up, but he just didn't want to hype up their CP with others.

With his current level of popularity and traffic, creating CPs with most female artists is equivalent to selling blood to help the poor.

And if you hype it up too much, it will make fans dissatisfied.

If it was Oda Xiaoye, and then Cheng Xiao, then he wouldn't care, but Nazha obviously hasn't reached the point where he would be willing to give precise help.

So she took the initiative to help the scheming girl in her arms up, and said the classic line from Sister Meng in Peach Blossom Village: "Do you want to create a couple relationship with me?"

"What are you talking about?!" Nazha would of course not admit it, and immediately shyly hit Shen Juan's arm.

I just think he is a good person in every way.

He just won't eat anything!

Everyone returned to the mushroom house with their spoils.

"Let me see the eel." Huang Lei said.

Xu Zheng picked up the bamboo basket and poured the water into the basin.

"Wow, so many loaches."

"Haha, they are all loaches, where do the eels come from!" Wang Yanhui couldn't bear to watch it anymore and said with a smile.

"Oh, it seems we won't be able to eat the eels tonight." Xu Zheng said as he looked at the basin full of loaches.

"Ah? Are these all loaches?" Peng Yuchang widened his eyes, his whole face showing disbelief.

At this time, Wang Yinuo had just finished washing and came out of the house and asked, "Is it an eel or a loach?"

Huang Lei stared at her unhappily and asked, "Have you ever seen an eel this big?" He then gestured the length with his hands.

The air fell silent.

Wang Yinuo's eyes wandered, not daring to look at his teacher Huang Lei, "Uh, that's a loach."

Shen Juan also suddenly discovered that Huang Lei's students seemed to be quite afraid of him and dreaded him. He probably thought that he was very strict in class and had a bad temper.

"Is there really not a single eel?"

"No."

"In the end, all we caught after spending so much effort were loaches." Nazha also came out of the house after cleaning, looking dejected. It was obvious that she couldn't accept this result.

But now that things have come to this, there is nothing more to say. Even without eels, life must go on.

So several teachers took turns to cook, and the young people were responsible for shouting 666 on the side and making sounds like "wow" from time to time to support the teachers who were cooking.

When the dishes are done, serve them all on the table.

Eight people sat together, with a large bowl of shrimp and eel noodles, fried loach, stir-fried cabbage, and braised bamboo shoots in the middle of the table. There was a gentle breeze and drizzle outside the pavilion, and delicious food inside the pavilion. It was so comfortable and cozy.

Several older teachers sat in the middle, while Shen Juan, Peng Yuchang and two female guests sat on both sides of the table.

"The life I long for is so happy and joyful!" Xu Zheng said with a smile.

"Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Huang and Teacher Xu." He Jiong toasted Huang Lei, Xu Zheng, Wang Yanhui and others.

"What a sense of accomplishment." Xu Zheng suddenly exclaimed.

"Being tired is comfortable, it's true." Wang Yanhui agreed very much.

"Awooo, wooo, wooo~" When Teacher He was enjoying his meal, he let out a few wolf howls, which made Huang Lei pout.

"Oh my, these bamboo shoots are so delicious!"

Huang Lei crossed his hands and held his chin up, looking at Shen Juan who was concentrating on eating: "Xiao Shen, let me test you, which dish do you think I made?"

Again? You can't even stop for dinner?

But this is their home court after all, and he thinks that if he continues recording like this, he might be able to produce a pretty good program effect. At least there will definitely be marketing topics. For him, he will not lose anything.

So Shen Juan thought for a moment and picked out a dish that looked the best, but the taste was hard to describe.

Huang Lei smiled as if everything was under control.

"wrong!"

Shen Juan scratched his head in confusion. Could it be that I misunderstood him? Was the dish Leizi cooked today his specialty?

Then he pointed to other dishes.

The result is: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
"I'll give you another chance. Let's start over and choose slowly." The smile on Huang Lei's face became brighter.

Although Shen Juan felt that this guy might have some problems, he still cooperated with him and continued to play for the sake of the show.

So after hesitating for a moment, he still kept his original intention and chose the most unpalatable dish.

Because he had just noticed He Jiong's reactions when he ate each dish: although he praised them all, he obviously praised this dish the most when he ate it, and even said that he would add special effects of little wings to it later, and it was so delicious that he wanted to take off.

Huang Lei smiled slightly: "Although Xiao Shen, you got the answer right, but I still want to tell you, wrong!"

Shen Juan was so speechless that the corners of his mouth twitched and he could not make a sound.

Ever since he met Mr. Huang and Mr. He on Xiangwang, his facial expression management, which he was so proud of, has completely failed.

Because of what these two teachers do at certain times, it is really hard not to laugh.

such as
Huang: I have a cold today!
He: These wontons are good!
Huang: I have a stomachache today!
He: This curry is really good!
Huang: I’m getting angry today!
He: This tea is brewed richly and has an amber color!

Huang: I have a lot of dandruff!
He: The coconut crumbs on this chocolate dessert are really good, it's a stroke of genius! It greatly enhances the deliciousness and makes the taste more layered.

Another example.
Chef Huang: I have a homemade side dish.

Director: We did not invite He Jiong this time.

Chef Huang: No more.

In fact, to some extent, Teacher He is the truly smart man. After all, as long as you praise enough times, people will eat less. In this regard, Shen Juan really needs to learn from Teacher He, so the task of emptying the plate should be left to the hardworking Peng Peng.

Be brothers, in our hearts!
When you finish recording the show, order takeout and there will be one for you!
Seeing that Shen Juan had remained silent, it was the understanding He Jiong who asked the "why" for him.

Others were also very curious about what kind of answer Huang Lei would give. He was really scary in his weird way.

"This dish belonged to me before I actually made it, but from the moment Mr. He brought it out and put it on the table, it was no longer mine, because the dish I made was perfect, but after someone touched the chopsticks and ruined it on the plate, it became a defective product."

Seeing that everyone was stunned and confused, as if they were fooled by him, Huang Lei became more and more proud.

"It's like when we actors act. When you are still on the set, the character belongs to you completely. You created all of his details. But when you leave the set, and the director gives the footage you created to the editing team, the character no longer belongs to you alone, because you never know how they will edit your character. Do you understand what I mean?"

There was complete silence, and everyone looked at each other, apparently no one wanted to step forward and respond.

Ward! Can this be connected?

They couldn't understand it, but they were shocked.

There was no other way, and in the end the most supportive teacher He had to come out to break the ice, saying that he had encountered similar confusion when he was an actor and director before. Teacher Huang's words really untied the knot that had knotted his heart for many years.

Huang Lei smiled like a 50-year-old baby when he heard this.

When Shen Juan heard this, his eyes widened and exclaimed, "Awesome!"
To put it bluntly, these four permanent MCs:

One is a simple-minded person who has no opinion of his own and just follows everyone else, working honestly and eating quietly.

One is a fatherly man who likes to teach others and loves to share his life insights and philosophical principles. It seems that he can talk about anything, but most of his talk is about nonsense and he is a master of denial.

One is the top star who seems to be hardworking and selfless, but in fact has his own set of principles in his mind, is not willing to lower his posture, and mindlessly flatters his predecessors.

So, if there was no Teacher He who acted as a running-in agent, running back and forth to connect the two.

This family must be broken up!

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