The old things I repaired have become fine
Chapter 87 Mr. Shen, we are here to give you money and gifts!!!
Chapter 87 Mr. Shen, we are here to give you money and gifts!!!
A master like Shen Le is a very worthy person to make friends with in the Special Affairs Bureau.
The Special Affairs Bureau has limited staff. At a time when the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is reviving and various abnormal events are occurring in large numbers, we must work hard to make friends with all kinds of masters.
Some masters can naturally be incorporated into the system, such as the Emei Sect, Qingcheng Sect, Wudang Sect, Longhu Mountain, Laoshan Mountain, Maoshan and so on.
Before the spiritual energy was revived, they were part of the system, and the elders of each faction had fixed seats at the annual meetings.
They occupy state land (yes, although it is the traditional mountain gate of your sect, legally all land belongs to the state), receive state funding, and enjoy state policies;
If your temple master or abbot wants to take up the post, he must first obtain a bachelor's degree in religious studies, and the bachelor's degree must be certified by the state;
If your mountain gate wants to sell tickets, it needs national approval and the Cultural and Tourism Bureau to help plan routes and build roads;
Your temple or Taoist temple needs the government to help it get water, electricity, gas, and internet. During festivals, there are so many people coming to burn incense that the incense has burned the walls red. The fire department's water truck is always on site.
You say you don't want to join the system?
How funny!
However, for some experts, it is hard to say whether they can enter the system.
For example, someone who learned by accident from a book handed down from his ancestors did not take any benefits from the system at the beginning, and did not break the law or owe taxes;
For example, holding a jade pendant passed down from ancestors, one inexplicably gains super powers. People avoid being caught and sliced, so they usually walk away;
For example, the proprietress of Tianxianglou, who brought a group of flower fairies with her, just wanted to open a shop in the mortal world and entertain some fairies occasionally...
In this situation, you can't beat them, and there's no reason to attack them. What should you do?
It doesn't matter. Our country has traditional policies and relevant sixteen-character guidelines. Whether you are a human or a monster, as long as you are willing to abide by the law, then we are all friends.
Come, boss lady, come to the special affairs department to register. No detailed information is required, just report it so that we can have a number, we can provide many discounts~~~
For example, if you run a restaurant, all staff members must have health certificates, right?
Once you've registered, we can help you with the health certificate. You don't have to bother with using magic to fake it, or secretly swapping blood samples or something like that...
After all, it's quite difficult for the flower demon to draw blood for a two-pair-and-a-half hepatitis B test and have the blood test instrument read the correct value, right?
With this skill, the Special Affairs Department has won over some great demons who are willing to cooperate with humans as non-staff members of the department. And now, the uncle is teaching the two little disciples earnestly:
We must win over Shen Le!
We must win them over!
It won’t go wrong to recruit one more powerful expert!
“For example, that wolf demon—that wolf demon, or a demon of the same kind as him, if you encounter him on the road and cannot defeat him, what should you do?
Escape towards the mansion!
Escape to the house, or even to the wall, as long as the owner is willing to rescue you, your life will be saved!
"But he doesn't like us." Junior brother Zhang Bingxin replied a little aggrievedly:
"I didn't like him from the beginning. Until now, we basically don't meet or talk to each other if we can avoid it. I feel there is no possibility of cooperating with him."
"Is that so? Let me see..."
The uncle stopped talking and took out Shen Le's information and read it carefully. He frowned as he read:
My parents died when I was young, and I was raised by my grandfather. After my grandfather passed away, the house was given to my uncle, and I went back to school alone, and never returned home.
Nothing unusual happened during the school years. When Shen Le graduated, the Hu family forged documents and gave the mansion to Shen Le...
There is nothing to grab at here!
"Or, find a girl to seduce him?"
Next to the uncle, a Taoist priest with thick eyebrows and high spirits laughed. Before the uncle from Maoshan Sect could answer, two girls in the team said in unison, complaining at the same time:
"Go ahead, go ahead!"
"Hey, I'm a man!!!"
"We are still monks! If you can't hook up with someone, then I can? Or, you can find a junior sister from the Emei Sect? A junior sister from Mount Longhu? See who is willing?!"
"Cough, cough, cough." Gu Yulin coughed a few times and raised his hands. He bowed here and there, and finally calmed down the glaring couple.
"It's not a question of hooking up or not, it's that he doesn't go out at all. Three times a day, except for going to Tianxianglou for dinner, he doesn't even go out for a walk--"
"I have such a big house, and I don't go shopping."
At the end of the team, a young man who had just graduated from a Taoist college and had not yet received ordination whispered.
Everyone burst into laughter. Gu Yulin turned his head and glared at his new colleague:
"That's not the point! The point is that he goes in and out of Tianxianglou every day. You've seen how beautiful the proprietress and waitresses are. Who's going to flirt with him? Who's going?!"
The scene was silent for a moment. All the young girls who practiced martial arts and cultivation were healthy, upright and heroic.
Her age and health condition were there, and as long as her appearance had no obvious flaws, she would be at least a 70-point beauty. However, to compete with those flower demons in Tianxiang Tower in appearance...
"We didn't create our own looks!"
"Okay." The uncle looked at the information for a long time and put it down. As an elder, he had much more experience, was well versed in worldly affairs, and was well versed in human nature.
The information that Gu Yulin and the others could not see was clearly seen by the uncle:
"No wonder he ignored you. You're totally on the wrong track!
He has no shortage of money or cultivation resources, and he can stay at home for half a month without going out. You should not bother such a person for no reason!"
"We didn't disturb him..." Zhang Bingxin said timidly. Gu Yulin added carefully:
"The only time was when I asked him if the puppet he bought had any abnormalities and whether he could give it to us for adoption. That was the only time I offended him..."
"You guys, you guys." The uncle shook his head and sighed:
"Catering to his own interests. Don't you understand catering to his own interests? You see, during his study, he did not show any abnormality, nor did he take the initiative to contact people in the cultivation world.
On the one hand, this shows that he has his own inheritance, and it is a very advanced inheritance that can support him to practice to the present level;
On the other hand, it shows that he may not be particularly familiar with the current cultivation world, and may not have a very clear concept of his own power level..."
"That's right!" Zhang Bingxin jumped up excitedly:
"He really doesn't know! When he heard about the wolf demon last night, he asked me what to do, and where he could borrow a magical tool with an early warning function!" "Did you lend it to him?" the uncle asked anxiously. The two new disciples looked miserable and shook their heads together:
"Uncle Master, we don't have any extra Dharma instruments! - Oh, he went to Yuantong Zen Temple and wanted to buy one..."
"Ugh!!!"
This time, not only the uncle, but also the other members of the action team sighed heavily. The two girls said in unison:
"At least give him a talisman!!!"
"Alright, alright, let's not talk about what happened before." The uncle interrupted them helplessly and continued to patiently explain to his disciples:
"He doesn't understand himself, he doesn't understand the outside world, and he avoids you. What does this mean?!"
The two new Maoshan Taoists shook their heads together. The uncle was disappointed:
"That means he's not confident! He doesn't know how strong he is, and he doesn't know if he can fight us head-on - so, we should..."
"Scare him!"
"Cheat him!"
The two disciples answered at the same time. Then, with two "bangs", two chestnuts fell evenly, neither more nor less:
"Idiot!" The uncle was furious:
"He is an expert! An expert! You can deceive him for a while, but can you deceive him for the rest of his life?! You must be sincere and honest to such an expert!
- Tonight, copy our policy on how to treat non-staff members three times!!!"
"Uncle Master..."
The two young disciples screamed together. The uncle glared at them fiercely and began to give orders:
"First, find some common sense information about the cultivation world, think of a way, and quietly send it to him. You can send it yourself, or ask the lady boss for help. In short, you have to think of a way!"
Gu Yulin and Zhang Bingxin nodded together. Zhang Bingxin's baby face, eyes and eyebrows wrinkled together, completely wrinkled into a bitter face. The uncle didn't even look at him and continued to give orders:
"Secondly, find a way to let him know that you are following the rules and will not infringe on his rights. Let him let down his guard, and everything will be easy to talk about.
Also, you don’t need to bother with the things he has put into his own range! For example, puppets and ink fountains, since he has bought them, you don’t need to chase them to purify them! "
"We won't look for him again..." Gu Yulin muttered softly.
We were worried that he was just an ordinary person, and that he bought those evil things, so we were worried about his safety. Now that we know he is a big shot...
"Well, if he didn't..."
"Another point is to cater to his preferences." The uncle finally released the ultimate move of the night:
You see, he majored in cultural relic restoration at University B, and he likes to repair all kinds of things, so why not find a way to get him some cultural relics to repair!"
"This... where can we find it?!"
Do we need to go back to the Taoist temple and take out the incense burners and statues from the temple for him to repair?
The psychological burden will not disappear, it will only be transferred. When the Maoshan Taoist duo was banging their heads against the wall in pain, Shen Le was quite happy. He handed over the wolf demon and put his worries to rest. Sawing the wood board, the smell of paste:
Hurry up and replace the exterior wall panels on the mansion model so that the hole created by the wolf monster will disappear completely!
Fortunately, the wolf demon was considerate and did not break through the outer wall. Instead, it jumped high and crashed into the void. Therefore, it was enough to replace the wall panels without having to hire someone to build a new wall.
After finishing the work, he told the small oil lamp:
"You are quick, go around the house and take a look. If you find someone else or something strange coming in, call me immediately!"
The small oil lamp crackled, and the silver light on the wick disappeared. I don't know where it went. Shen Le yawned and fell back on the bed:
Oil lamps are better, they are fast and tireless. As long as every yard has electric wires, his mansion will no longer be afraid of being broken into!
The next morning, Shen Le got up early and went out to eat as usual. When he entered Tianxianglou, he saw the two people from the Special Affairs Department sitting in the corner of the lobby, looking at him eagerly:
If you don’t know, you might think those two pairs of dark circles are caused by working 007 for the entire long holiday, plus all the normal working hours, compensatory leave and make-up work hours before and after the holiday.
The resentment in his body was like substance. Just because of this resentment, Shen Le had to be polite to them:
“…Have you eaten?”
"I've eaten! You eat first!"
The two brothers answered hurriedly. They leaned against the wall, watching Shen Le order food and eat in silence. When he was almost done, they moved closer to one table, then another...
"what's up?"
Shen Le felt uneasy because of their stares. The last mouthful of noodle soup in his bowl was no longer fragrant, so he simply asked. Gu Yulin hurried forward and pushed a tablet computer over:
"We have already reported the incident of the wolf demon yesterday. This is your reward. We have registered for you on the exchange platform. The user name is the pinyin of your name, and the password is 123456..."
Ah, door-to-door rewards are a good thing. Wait, how did you register? Now registering for something like this doesn't even require my phone number and verification code?
I didn't receive anything on my phone!
Or did you set up a fake base station, intercepted the messages I received, and then registered for me? !
In other words, is the operation of your exchange platform so outdated?
If I don't agree, or I don't know at all, does that mean that anyone can register my loot and redeem it by themselves?
Shen Le swallowed his complaints and listened patiently. Gu Yulin turned the tablet towards Shen Le and showed him the dazzling array of exchange items:
"The bright colors above mean it can be redeemed, and the dark colors mean it cannot be redeemed. The number in the upper right corner is your points. There are more functions when you return to the main page. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me."
Shen Le first took a look at his points. Very good, a perfect 1 million. As for the purchasing power of these points...
"Ten million?!"
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