The old things I repaired have become fine

Chapter 514 Shen Le: I can only dress up as a woman once, not countless times?!

"If you want to go out there, especially in the city, it is recommended that you learn some skills for your safety."

The Special Affairs Bureau, no, the Special Affairs Bureau was a group of colleagues borrowed from other departments, and they laid out boxes of various sizes on the desk.

There are powder boxes, eye shadow boxes, blush, powder... a full set of makeup tools, as well as wigs, hairpieces, etc. that can be seen at a glance;
There are all kinds of strange things that look a bit strange, such as a whole mask, something like a silicone box, and small pieces of round stickers;
There are also large and small pieces of cotton pads, which should have been specially formulated and can be easily tied to the shoulders, waist, and various places where height needs to be increased...

"First, put on makeup." The specially dispatched makeup artist has short, neat hair and a slightly plump figure, which makes her smile more gentle and more approachable:
"With simple makeup, it's easy to deceive the human eye. A little highlight, a little shadow, and the whole face shape looks changed. An untrained eye wouldn't even recognize the face."

She rolled her fingers lightly in the makeup box, dipped them into a little powder, and applied it on her forehead, cheeks, and cheekbones.

With just a few swipes, the whole face looks completely different from before:

"Highlights can make the face wider and taller, while shadows can make the face narrower and thinner. Different foundations are used to change the skin color..."

She demonstrated it easily, put down the brush, and looked at Shen Le expectantly:

"Mr. Shen, would you like to give it a try? Or, I can help you design a few makeup looks, and you can master them well?"

Shen Le gave her a thankful smile and nodded vigorously. The female makeup artist was greatly encouraged and asked for his permission. She quickly tried the powder puff and makeup brush on Shen Le's face.

While applying makeup to him, she whispered:

"If you want to get away from being tracked by others, a very different appearance from the original one is a good way. Your appearance is typical of an intellectual, so we will design a rougher one for you..."

She rubbed the concealer and applied it delicately on Shen Le's face with a powder puff, smoothing it out:

“Purple concealer can brighten your skin tone, making it look bright and radiant, while green concealer can effectively cover up redness and acne marks on your face.

If you want your skin to become darker and rougher, you can choose a darker foundation and even sprinkle some eyebrow powder in it..."

Swish, swish, swish, swish. Her hands flew, explaining and operating at the same time. It took less than ten minutes to clean up Shen Le from face to hair.

Then, he took a step back and pointed his hand towards the mirror:
"Okay, please remember what it is like now, and then, can we repeat it again?"

Shen Le stared at the makeup mirror - the makeup mirror was also brought by the makeup artist, and there was a circle of light bulbs around it. It was said that the cold and warm lights could help calibrate colors or something.

After looking carefully for a long time, I washed off my makeup and started trying again:
"Wrong, I chose the wrong concealer! Lightening your skin tone and then using a dark foundation will look very abrupt!"

“The foundation shade could be a little darker!”

"First apply eyelids, then apply eyeshadow!"

Shen Le was in a panic. His skills were not bad. If it was a wooden doll or a clay sculpture, he would be confident that he could finish it within 20 minutes.

The problem is, when it comes to painting on my own face, something feels wrong, everything feels wrong...

"Crooked!"

"Crooked!"

“It’s crooked again!”

"It can't be saved... wash it off and start over?"

Shen Le was exhausted. Could you please stop torturing him like this?
He quietly washed it off and sat back at the table. Twice, three times, he failed. The makeup artist patiently accompanied and instructed Shen Le, and when Shen Le became a little impatient, he carefully suggested:

"Well...if you allow us, we will send someone to accompany you and take care of your dressing. Don't worry, we won't stay in your exclusive suite, but somewhere else!"

Forget it. Shen Le shook his head firmly and decided to continue trying makeup.

But this time, he refused to sit in front of the makeup mirror. Instead, he took the dressing box from the cabinet and put it on the table.
"Lanzhuang~~~Lady Lanzhuang~~~Please be kind and help me put on some makeup, okay?"

With a click, the dressing box automatically opened its lid, popped up, and set up a mirror—oh, it was a bronze mirror.

Then, under the surprised gaze of the makeup artist, colorful lights flew out and landed on Shen Le's face:
【alright! 】

Shen Le turned his head and saw that he was indeed fine. He was originally fair and clean, a handsome boy raised in school. After staying in the mansion for so long, his temperament became clearer...

Well, it’s probably that kind of clarity that hasn’t been beaten by office workers or tortured by 996.

As a result, after Lan Zhuang's skillful hands, she was transformed into a manual laborer with deep features and a rough temperament, the kind who was exposed to wind and rain every day.

Considering that the left cheek is darker and rougher than the right, Shen Le suspected that the character Lan Zhuang had created for him was a truck driver...

"No, Mr. Shen, you can't rely on your...your..."

The makeup artist stammered in reply. Shen Le kindly added:
"Item Spirit."

"Yes, Mr. Shen, you can't rely on your spirit to make up for you! - How long can this kind of makeup last? You have distanced yourself from it, can these makeup still be effective?"

Lan Zhuang raised the mirror and turned it towards the makeup artist. A faint reflection shone on her face... Shen Le almost suspected that this was an expression of "giving her a cold look".

Then, Lan Zhuang turned around and jumped lightly...

Jumped into the pen holder.

Jump out again.

Jump in again.

Jump out again...

"But you can't carry such a big pen holder with you, right?"

Suddenly, a faint light flashed across the pen holder, and the three-foot-tall pen holder shrank to one foot. Then it shrank to half a foot, and then shrank to one inch...

With this size, you can even weave a net and hang it on a mobile phone chain or key chain, and carry it with you even without a backpack.

The makeup artist sighed deeply. What can she do? She can only accept this fact. What else can she do?
"Well, beautiful lady with blue makeup... let's try it out. Can this kind of makeup be recognized by the surveillance camera? Or will the surveillance camera still see Mr. Shen's face?"

She raised her phone, Shen Le opened her laptop and pointed the camera at herself. Very good, the experiment was successful, Lan Zhuang's makeup skills could deceive both human faces and cameras.

As for other advanced makeup methods:
"In addition to changing your appearance, changing your body shape is also important. There is no good way to lose weight, but if you want to gain weight, or change from a man to a woman, there are still some makeup techniques..."

brush.

Lanzhuang cast another shadow. Shen Le glanced at the mirror and the corner of his mouth twitched:

"Lan Zhuang, you've wanted to do this for a long time, right?" What the hell is this with long hair, a feminine figure, a dress, and high heels!
I hope you only try it occasionally, as a way to help protect me, give me an image, and let me get away smoothly, instead of shelling me from time to time?
The light and shadow flashed and disappeared, revealing a normal male Shen Le with short hair, a singlet and long pants. The light and shadow flashed again, revealing another female Shen Le...

"Lanzhuang!!!"

Shen Le roared!

After yelling for a while, he managed to suppress Lan Zhuang and ordered it to stop making trouble. Shen Le sighed and looked at the female makeup artist apologetically:
"I'm sorry to make you laugh. --- So, do you have any other tricks that you can teach me?"

"Ah... oh..."

The female makeup artist shuddered and finally came to her senses. She smiled bitterly and continued to perform her task:

“Generally speaking, we don’t recommend dressing as a woman unless it’s absolutely necessary.

——Because of their different physiological structures, men and women have certain differences in their gaits, which can be seen at a glance by trained observers..."

She explained it carefully, played some materials for Shen Le, and even simulated it twice. Shen Le watched it carefully several times, shook his head, and reached out to push the dressing box:
"See? See? Don't try to dress me in women's clothes again! It's useless! It will only affect your escape!"

Brush, brush, brush. The light and shadow flashed continuously, left and right, covering Shen Le with various shells.

Lan Zhuang answered happily:
[Didn't they say that there are only 0 times and countless times of wearing women's clothing? Anyway, it has already happened once, and it is normal to have countless times again! ]

The female makeup artist could only pretend not to hear. After Shen Le and his dressing box—oh, that artifact spirit—had finished their fight, she continued teaching:

"In addition, changes in gait are also very important. Some observers can lock and track the subject directly through the gait in the video, without the need for face tracking at all.

——For this situation, there are some tips, such as adding height-increasing pads to shoes, tying cotton pads in clothes, and changing body posture..."

Then, she saw Shen Le stand up, walk from the beginning to the end of the studio, and then walk from the end to the beginning. When he turned around and walked over again...

"Huh? What are you doing?!"

The makeup artist couldn't help but lean forward. Shen Le half turned around and raised his heel to show her:
There was a thin layer of wind vortex under his shoes, which was almost like walking on the wind.

This way of walking is roughly equivalent to a height-increasing pad, but it is completely different from a height-increasing pad:
The weight of his body was reduced by more than half, and the force required to walk was obviously completely different. Relying on the adjustment of wind force, he could change his gait at any time.

"Okay...as long as you're happy..."

Finally, the female makeup artist left a box of fingerprint stickers and a few voice changers, and said goodbye. Shen Le packed up his things and boarded the cruise ship with his dear friends on time:

"Ah... sometimes you should go out and have some fun. A cruise is fun, especially a big ship..."

Shen Le sprawled out on a large single bed made up of three small beds, enjoying the clear sunlight filtering through the glass and the slightly salty sea breeze, sighing from the bottom of his heart.

At the table on the side, Yun Kun answered unhappily:

[Then come find me! Come find me! You are the only one on this big ship, it is much more comfortable than this 50 square meter room! ]

Is it possible that it is not more comfortable? The wooden warships are designed to be far less comfortable than cruise ships that are designed to provide comfortable travel.

But if I complain about this, Yun Kun will definitely be unhappy. Shen Le had to answer from another perspective:

"But dear Yun Kun, there is no cinema, no ballet performance, no seventeen different restaurants, and no amusement facilities on your ship!"

【I can take you diving! 】

Yun Kun suddenly jumped over and hit him in the stomach:
[I can show you the things they can't do! ]

"Okay, okay, be good, I'll definitely ask you out to play next time." Shen Le rolled on the bed, hugged Yun Kun, and helped him smooth the sail ropes on the mast:
"Now, you guys help me keep watch. I'm going to enter a state of meditation and detect any strange situations around me. Be good and don't make trouble..."

He turned over and lay flat, regulating his breathing, and slowly entered a state of meditation. Beside him, pen holders, oil lamps, compasses, scrolls, wooden boats, and even dressing boxes were lined up, and he whispered:
So how long do we have to stay?

Can we go out and play?

Can we go to the movies?

【I want to see ballet, too! Watch it live! 】

[Actually, I also want to try various restaurants...]

[It’s better not to go now... There are a lot of people on the boat now, a lot of people... We’d better go out when there are fewer people! ]

[Lan Zhuang, why don't you dress us up as real people?] A clay sculpture jumped out of the pen holder and grew in the wind until it became the same size as the person:
[This way I can carry a bag and take everyone out to play! ]

【And me!】The puppet jumped out excitedly:

[I can do that too! I can bring two! ]

Shen Le's meditation environment was disturbed. When he sat up from the bed, the clay sculpture had already walked to the door and was studying how to open the door...

"That's enough!" Shen Le sighed, and had to stand up, pick up his backpack, grab the small oil lamp and put it in:

"Come with me, I'll take you out to play! Have fun first! Tell me which game you want to play! If you want to eat something, well, I can have them pack it up and send it to your room!"

As for whether the little ones can eat it and taste the various flavors, we will talk about this later...

The little ones cheered in surprise and jumped into the bag one after another. Shen Le watched them all jump in, pulled up the backpack, stood up and walked out.

Oh, is he usually too much of a homebody?
Don’t you take your kids out for travel too often?

Find a chance to take them out to play enough later!

what?
Got something to explore, something to spend time meditating on?

Never mind. Besides, it will take two full days for the ship to reach the Ryukyu Islands, and we will have to stay there for another day!

Shen Le took them to walk around and look around the 16-story, -square-meter public entertainment area.

Theaters, restaurants, shopping malls, water parks...

After playing for two days, he finally lay back on his bed when the ship docked at the port and began to meditate:

“Huh?! This is…”

(End of this chapter)