The old things I repaired have become fine
Chapter 235 Alloy Boss: Mr. Shen, just wait, I’ll give you something good!
Chapter 235 Alloy Boss: Mr. Shen, just wait, I’ll give you something good!
Shen Le's face froze instantly.
Smashed your phone?
Did you take out the battery and taste it?
tasty?!
Boss, you are so rich that you are willing to crush the phone you are using!
Shen Le thought to himself that if it were him, even if he didn't want to place an order for mobile phone batteries, he would call the members of the Special Affairs Bureau and ask them to bring back a batch of used batteries.
If all else fails, you can always buy a battery by walking a few steps! There are small mobile phone repair shops on the street that sell them.
We guarantee that we have all kinds of models and capacities, both new and old, as long as you are willing to spend the money!
However, in front of the big boss, he couldn't say a word of these complaints and questions. In the final analysis, he couldn't do such a rich man's behavior because he was too poor.
Well, he was not poor now. He had half of his goal in his score account at the Special Affairs Bureau, and another half in his laboratory. But, but...
The traces of poverty in the past are not so easy to erase. At least he can't do it, buy two mobile phones at a time, use one, eat one, ah no, use one and throw one away...
Full of resentment, Shen Le could only euphemistically find a roundabout way to excuse his anger:
"Didn't you just eat your phone?"
"How can that be possible!" The boss answered confidently. Shen Le was stunned by what he said:
"If I eat my phone, I'll have to go get a new SIM card! It's not like now, I just need to buy a new phone!"
Good...good. You have money, you are willful.
The question is, if you smashed your phone, wouldn't you want to transfer the data? Wouldn't you want to import the contacts?
Shen Le smiled, but his stomach was rolling up his sleeves. He was so depressed that he didn't know what was going on in his mind, and blurted out:
“What does a lithium battery smell like?”
"Ah... It has a fresh taste, and a little bit of numbness, like the taste of popping candy." The Alloy Boss smiled, looking after the taste:
"It's a bit like the shrapnel I had in the Middle East, but not as spicy and strong. Oh... that was really delicious..."
...Is it possible that what you felt was the tingling sensation caused by the explosion of lithium when it encounters water in your mouth?
In other words, you don't even have to swallow the lithium alloys. You can extract lithium just by holding it in your mouth?
What kind of incredible craftsmanship is this!!!
"Besides, this thing has quite a lot of energy!" The boss was delighted at the sight and praised Shen Le with a smile:
"Mr. Shen, you really gave me a good idea! If I can eat more and eat enough, I feel that I can double my body weight within a hundred years! - When the time comes, I will bring you something good!"
Ah this...
Can you still absorb energy from lithium batteries?
Why don't you charge the used lithium batteries before eating? You are not afraid of explosion anyway!!!
Shen Le smiled, but his heart was roaring. After roaring, he still had to give him some advice:
"Well, if you don't mind the low uranium content, you can talk to the people at the Special Affairs Bureau and ask them to get some nuclear waste for you to eat?
Our country already has quite a few nuclear power plants, so I think there must be some nuclear waste..."
Shouldn't it be something you dislike? Which one has a higher uranium content, the one in depleted uranium armor or the one in nuclear waste?
...Is it possible that uranium waste is higher? At most, there is not as much metal in nuclear waste as in depleted uranium armor, so it is not brittle when eaten - but it is rich in energy!
Moreover, the disposal of nuclear waste has been a global problem to date.
As far as Shen Le knows, it is now packed in very hard metal cans and then either thrown into the seabed at a depth of more than 4000 meters or placed in a storage warehouse with a thick rock layer.
If the big guys are willing to eat it, then they will get sufficient energy and the country will get a channel to harmlessly dispose of nuclear waste. It’s a win-win situation!
Large portion, full enough!
"Your idea is good, yes, good." The Alloy Boss was very happy:
"I'll go get some from them. If it's really delicious, I'll have a gift for you! Ah, now I can finally eat my fill!"
Shen Le: ???
Haven't you ever eaten enough before?
He silently calculated the boss' age. For a monster to be able to transform into a human form and communicate fluently with humans, it would take at least five hundred years.
Like Alloy Boss, it is obvious that he has a special bloodline, perhaps the bloodline of a divine beast——
Being able to eat steel, smelt it, and spit out alloys, Shen Le could guess that one was an iron-eating beast, and the other was a glutton. In any case, five hundred years would probably not be enough, and it might take thousands of years.
Consider China's ancient steel production, the late Qing Dynasty's steel production, and the steel production after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Maybe, it is true?
It is so difficult to eat something delicious... If you really eat as much as you want, including smelted metals and alloys, how much can you eat?
Back then, the little beasts and monsters might have had to dig in the mines with their butts sticking out to eat a full meal...
It’s not like now, where you can eat and make whatever you want, all kinds of rare earth metals, all kinds of rare alloys, you can eat as much as you want!
Shen Le sighed silently, and suddenly he no longer felt that the boss was so rich and worthy of envy. For the first time, he smiled sincerely and waved his hand:
"Then I wish you a good meal! Don't be in a hurry, eat slowly, and don't exceed your digestive capacity!"
"That's for sure!"
The Alloy Boss got another mobile phone lithium battery from somewhere. He held it up and took a bite in front of Shen Le:
"Don't worry, can I still give myself diarrhea?"
Shen Le resisted the urge to scratch his numbing scalp, waved goodbye to him, and hung up the phone. As soon as he hung up, he felt a tingling sensation on his shoulders:
[Are lithium batteries delicious? Can you give me some to eat? And what about that, nuclear waste from nuclear power plants, can you give me some to eat? ]
“Green Lantern!!!” Veins popped out on Shen Le’s forehead, and he reached out to grab the ball of light on his shoulder:
"You can't eat that! Just eat electricity! I'm a mortal, I can't stand lithium batteries exploding around me, and I can't stand nuclear waste all over the floor!"
If you really want to eat, I'll take you to a small life some other day, let you wander around Fukushima by yourself, and eat as much as you want. Forget it, this idea is too terrible, let's get rid of it... Shen Le shook his head vigorously, shaking off this strange idea.
He took two items to be restored and rushed to the Shipwreck Museum. As soon as he got off the plane, the old turtle called him:
"Mr. Shen, when did you come to my house? Why didn't you tell me in advance? If you need anything, just tell me and I'll get it for you!"
Shen Le was stunned for a moment. The old turtle used to contact him through Lao You or the members of the Special Affairs Bureau. When did he learn to make calls himself?
——Is the quality of mobile phones so good now that they can be immersed in the sea for a long time and are waterproof?
Or is it that the old turtle stays in that habitat for a long time for the sake of its children, and comes ashore to make phone calls when something happens?
"I just came here temporarily! I have something urgent to do!" He tried to explain to the old turtle:
"I'll be home soon! I'm not here to look for anything, and I won't abandon your child!"
After repeated explanations and assurances, the old turtle finally put his worries aside and stopped asking questions in a pressing tone as if he was afraid that Shen Le would run away at any time.
Even so, he left a hook:
"Mr. Shen, when you're done, come back quickly. I found something strange at the place where I found the things last time - the two things you took away!"
No matter how strange the situation is, I can't come back.
Even if I discovered the gray-black curtain separating the underworld like I did with the Shura Pan, I can’t help now.
If this strange thing is related to the red wedding dress, then if I repair the slingshot and the single-edged sword, maybe they can be of help?
Shen Le walked into the museum with a frown in his mind. The doctoral student had already come to the door to greet him enthusiastically. After a few words, his eyes became a little distracted:
"Did you bring that?"
"Which one?"
"That's it!"
Senior Doctor made a gesture, and then another. Shen Le looked at him blankly, not knowing what was going on. Senior Doctor finally couldn't help it:
"That electric grid! Give it to me!"
After the last power grid came down, his waist and back no longer ached, he could eat more deliciously and sleep more soundly.
The most important thing is that it seems that some of the hair on his head has grown back, instead of falling off when he scratched it like before!
Shen Le silently used his spiritual eyes to look him up and down, and then walked around him. Finally, he shook his head:
"Brother, there is no Yin Qi on your body, so there is no need to hit you again. Last time, I cleaned it up very well."
What’s important is that those ghosts who should rest in peace have already rested in peace, and those who should be beaten to death have already been beaten to death.
Even the resentment lingering on the sunken ship had disappeared completely. He walked up and down the ship and saw it with his own eyes!
The doctoral senior brother asked twice but failed to persuade Shen Le to take action. He could do nothing about him, so he had to take him into the working area of the museum.
Single blade, slingshot, take out the components one by one, and put them into the equipment one by one:
"Don't worry, it will be very quick. It only takes two days to desalinate wood, and no more than ten days to desalinate iron. During this time, we can solidify the rotten wood."
The wooden sheath and handle of a single-edged sword are made of different woods with different strengths and water contents, and require different desalination processes.
As for the iron sheet, put it into a subcritical water device, add 1.8 liters of 0.5% NaOH solution, and raise the temperature to 150°C.
Two days later, the cultural relics were taken out, tested in the liquid, the high-temperature and high-pressure reaction tank was cleaned, replaced with new solution, and another round was started.
According to previous experimental results, desalination is basically completed after the second round. If you want to be reliable, five rounds are definitely enough.
Following the guidance of his senior brother, Shen Le performed desalination, rust removal, corrosion inhibition, and sealing, and obtained several pieces of wood that barely did not rot, and iron sheets that barely did not break.
He held these things in his hands and sighed deeply:
"Ah... How can I restore you to your original state? At least you should be like a weapon, so that I can go back to see my friends!"
An illusory whistle sounded in my ears.
Thanks to @WillianLeeTW for the 500 Qidian coins
The cat is unhappy!
Cat is angry!
The cat spent a huge sum of six yuan per pound in Shanghai's largest and oldest state-owned chain supermarket!
Hualian Supermarket!
I bought the one with a QR code and an origin certification mark, claiming to be the authentic Nanhui 8424!
The result is false!
fake!
It’s not 8424 at all!
The texture of the flesh, the feeling of scraping the rind, the size and number of the seeds, all were wrong!
Cat is angry!
(End of this chapter)
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