Records of Mysterious Things in the Southern Dynasties

Chapter 34 Fox Fairy
Then the fun begins.

Suddenly, she trembled all over as if she had been electrocuted, and then she suddenly opened her eyes!
Then he jumped down from the sedan chair like a monkey, scaring the immortal boys carrying the sedan chair.

"Teacher, what's going on?!" Everyone asked hurriedly. I thought that even if I had to pee urgently, I wouldn't have to do it so urgently.

The teacher ignored them and ran to the common people, kowtowing to everyone she met.

"Oh no, no, no." The people were flattered and waved their hands. "It's still too early for the New Year."

The teacher's wife kowtowed and came down, then stopped in front of a vegetable stall. She picked up the rotten vegetable leaves on the ground and stuffed them into her mouth. The vegetable vendors couldn't snatch the leaves from her.

"If you want to eat something fresh, I'll save this for feeding the chickens!" The vegetable vendor felt very bad.

The fairies couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so they rushed forward and tried to pull her back first.

Unexpectedly, the teacher pursed her lips, opened her arms, and walked towards the man, saying, "Kiss, hug!"

The fairies were horrified when they saw this. If they were allowed to kiss her, she would vomit until the New Year! They didn't care about her anymore and ran away!
The teacher chased the man from the beginning to the end of the street, and then from the end of the street to the beginning of the street. She would not let go of any man. With her own strength, she turned the whole street into chaos!
In the end, the noise was too loud and alarmed the River God, who blew up a whirlwind and blew the teacher back to the River God Temple.

As soon as the teacher landed on the ground, she was slapped hard by He Bo, and her false teeth, which were stuck with rotten vegetable leaves, flew to the beams of the house...

"You disgraceful thing, you took the medicine secretly again, didn't you?!" He Bo cursed angrily.

This slap woke the teacher up, and she pouted and said, "No, it's more like Huang Lao making trouble because he was hungry..."

"Second brother, get out here!" He Bo became even more furious.

"Brother, I'm here..." Huang Xian quickly showed up.

"I'm going to fight with you!" The teacher rushed forward and was about to tear its face off. Huang Xian quickly dodged nimbly and said:
"Don't blame me, I was forced to do it!"

Hearing this, He Bo raised his hand to stop the teacher and said to Huang Xian, "Speak clearly, who forced you to do this?"

Huang Xian quickly told the whole story, pointing at the whip marks on his face and body, and cried, "That guy was too cruel. If I didn't agree, he would have whipped me to death and buried me under a tree as fertilizer."

Now He Bo couldn't blame him anymore, so he complained: "Why don't you just pretend? Why do you have to be so serious? How can the teacher face people?"

"That won't do. If Huang Xian doesn't keep his word, it will ruin his skill." Huang Xian stretched out his long neck and said:

"Besides, I swore to the ancestor Chisongzi that I would make her look bad and not give her any face!"

"..." He Bo also knew that Huang Lao Er was not lying, so he had to comfort the teacher and said, "Don't bother with Huang Lao Er, he has no choice."

Then he glared at Huang Xian and said, "Why don't you take the tooth off for the teacher?"

Huang Laoer quickly climbed up to the beam, took off the teacher's false teeth, and kowtowed and bowed. The teacher was so angry that she could not vent her anger. She had to put on her false teeth and said in a low voice: "Huang Laoer can ignore it, but the kid from the mountain temple must pay the price!"

"Okay, okay, I'll take action myself when I get the chance and make him look even more embarrassed!" He agreed readily. It was not easy for him either. The backbone of the business was upset and he had to appease them, otherwise the incense in the temple would definitely decline.

He turned to Huang Lao Er again, puffed his beard and glared at him, "Keep an eye on that kid."

"I dare not provoke him again. If he catches me again, he will skin me alive." Huang Xian was traumatized by the beating from Ren Yuan and was shaking with fear.

"I didn't ask you to get close to him, but can you hide yourself? Just watch him from a distance and do whatever you want every day." He Bo rolled his eyes at his useless brother.

"Okay then." Huang Laoer agreed reluctantly.

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No matter what, as long as Huang Laoer promised something, he would do it without hesitation.

Starting from the next day, he stared at Ren Yuan regardless of the weather.

Possession, borrowing bodies, and stealth are Huang Xian's three innate skills. He hid far away and was not discovered. He found that this guy was really busy. He had to go out to perform rituals every day, and when he came back, he had to go to Anjifang to treat illnesses, and go to Louze Garden to send the dead off for the last time... He was busy from dawn to dusk, and had no free day.

Although Huang Xian was vindictive and could not forget the experience of being whipped by Ren Yuan, Huang Lao Er had to admit that this boy was indeed a good person. He even admired him in his heart. Although he was the owner of Xiejiazhuang, he was always personally involved in everything, and worked tirelessly to treat illnesses and exorcise evil spirits for the common people, and to solve their problems.

It is much better to treat the common people than the teacher...

But we have to do what we have to do, Huang Xian must keep his word.

On this day, Ren Yuan was invited by Lan Lizheng, the chief of Lanjia Village in the south of the township, to go to Lanjia Village to exorcise evil spirits.

Lan Lizheng told Ren Yuan that their Lan family ancestral hall had been haunted recently. When no one was there at night, there was always light coming out of the yard, and people could hear laughter and singing. But when the old man who was on night watch got up to check, he couldn't see a single person.

The elders of the clan arranged for a few strong young men to spend the night in the ancestral hall, hoping that the strong yang energy would protect the ancestors from being disturbed.

As a result, the next day, those poor young men were stripped naked and hung upside down at the entrance of the ancestral hall.

When they went in, they saw that their ancestral tablets had also been thrown into the pit.

The Lan family had no choice but to spend a large sum of money to hire Ren Yuan to catch ghosts.

Ren Yuan is now well-known for not cheating the poor. If you don't refer to Feng Shusheng's standards and take out a hundred copper coins, don't even think about inviting him to appear.

Fortunately, there is a reason for the high price. Ren Yuan used his Tianmu to scan the Lan family ancestral hall inside and out, and he had an idea in mind.

But he won't tell the answer directly because it will make the customer feel that the money is not spent.

So in order to improve the user experience, Ren Yuan ordered the little boy to take out a variety of magical instruments from the treasure chest.

He first planted five-sided flags in various places in the ancestral hall, then set up an altar and raised a red banner. He used a jade-handled wolf-hair brush dipped in gold mud to draw a "talisman to reveal the evil spirits" on the red silk banner.

Then he rang the bell and the servant boy waved the banner as they walked around the ancestral hall.

Everyone in the Lan family followed behind with nervous expressions, not daring to breathe.

Suddenly, Ren Yuan stopped outside the woodshed in the backyard, looking inside the door thoughtfully.

"What's going on? What's inside?" Lan Lizheng asked in a trembling voice.

"You will know after you take a look!" Ren Yuan took the banner and shouted towards the firewood room, "Between the six directions and the four seas, the evildoers have hidden their tracks. Use a talisman to find them and they will show up!"

Thick white fog suddenly rose in the dim woodshed.

When the fog dissipated, seven stunningly beautiful girls revealed themselves.

They wore very cool clothes, outlining thrilling lines, and were extremely attractive from head to toe. Their seductiveness was even more alluring. Just standing there without saying a word could seduce most people.

"Please spare us, Immortal and all the landlords. We sisters have fled here from the north and have no choice but to temporarily stay at your place." The leading woman had charming eyes and a soft and sweet voice, which made all the men present feel moved.

Her next words made them forget all about their ancestors in an instant.

"If you are accepted, we sisters are willing to offer ourselves and prepare beds for you..."

"Okay, okay!" Lan Lizheng and others nodded hurriedly: "Stay as long as you want!"

Even the old patriarch, who was over seventy years old, was delighted and said, "Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"

(End of this chapter)