Huayu Chunqiu, starting from being adopted by a fairy mother

Chapter 431 Not Enough Boy's Urine

Sisi didn't tolerate it and directly retorted.

Liu Jing scratched his head. "I came here to question the graduate students. Why are we talking about cities?"
"you're right."

"Hey! Let me tell you, Yang Mi, that idiot, has diarrhea three times this morning. Haha, it's hilarious! She can't go anywhere today, she can only stay in the hotel."

Liu Jing gave in, and Qianqian immediately started gossiping and gloating.

You could tell she was happy, even though it was based on Yang Mi's pain; she seemed even happier that way.

"What did you eat last night?" Liu Jing asked curiously.

"They didn't eat anything, just some fruit. I don't know what they ate. Yang Mi must have sneaked out and eaten something unclean," Qianqian guessed, concluding with one word, "Serves them right!"

"Really? You're really unlucky," Liu Jing muttered. "It's also possible that Shishi and Yang Mi slipped out together without you."

"Haha, there's someone even more unlucky. Her legs went weak and she bumped her knees. She must be a bad person and not be liked by Buddha."

Liu Jing could already picture Qianqian grinning from ear to ear. But I was just looking for trouble, how did we end up chatting like this?

"Oh, my graduate school acceptance letter..."

"Hello! Hello? Hello... What's going on? Damn, the signal's bad, I'm hanging up now..."

The call really ended.

A gentle breeze blew by, and a fallen leaf danced in the air, tracing a beautiful arc before slowly landing on Liu Jing's head.

He picked up a fallen leaf and said, "Lu Xixi, Lu Xixi, don't come back if you dare. I'll beat you into submission, or I'll change my surname to yours."

It's a rare sight to see four beauties traveling together. It would be really difficult to get them all together if it weren't for promoting the drama.

One person wanted to go to Australia, another wanted to go to Europe, and yet another wanted to go to Africa. No one could convince anyone else, and no one would listen to anyone else; it looked like the negotiations were about to fall apart.

Finally, Liu Jing made his move. "Traveling across the five continents is nothing compared to conquering the Five Sacred Mountains. You guys go climb the mountains."

Two months ago, Tang Yan might not have been able to complete it, as the physical condition of female artists is generally worrying.

After the Hong Kong Film Awards, Sissi returned to the mainland the next day, while Liu Jing still had things to do at Golden Harvest.

Tang Yan still has some work to finish, and "Storm Riders 2" is about to be released, so she needs to stay for a while.

Liu Jing stayed in Hong Kong for three days, eating sweets every night, and took the opportunity to upgrade his naive and innocent image.

So now all four of them feel there's no problem and want to give it a try.

So, the four beauties from the Legend of Sword and Fairy set off to climb a mountain, their first stop being Mount Song, the Central Peak.

"There's less and less of a cultural and entertainment atmosphere, and I'm not making enough to live on...sigh..."

Each upgrade requires one million Entertainment Energy. Even with all twelve bonds working together, it would only cost a few million per year.

Sisi has already met the conditions for a second upgrade; his entertainment value is less than ten million.

We can't rest!

A long sigh lingered in the wind as Liu Jing hurriedly went to meet up with his roommates. The photo spots were limited to a few locations.

This school is really run-down; there's no scenery at all, nothing to see.

"Brother, wait for me..."

Jing Tian came running over, panting, full of youthful energy and boundless vitality, yet also filled with trepidation...

"What are you doing at school?" Liu Jing frowned. It wasn't even the hottest time of summer yet, and she was wearing such thin clothes.

"Cough cough, how novel! It would be strange if you showed up at school. I was just about to call you, thank goodness I saw you." Jing Tian rubbed her stomach, feeling a bit out of breath.

"Slow down, why are you running so fast?" Liu Jing greeted him.

“Every time you come to school, it’s just a fleeting moment, even shorter than the ephemeral beauty of a night-blooming cereus.” Jing Tian wiped the sweat from her forehead. Luckily, her roommate told her, otherwise she would have missed it again like last time.

"You'd better say epiphyllum," Liu Jing muttered, taking out a pack of tissues from his pocket to wipe Jing Tian's sweat.

He had just raised his hand when Jing Tian, ​​looking wary, snatched the paper away and took two steps back. "Brother, this is school. We need to keep our distance. Sister Qianqian cares about her image. If rumors get to her ears, she'll be unhappy."

"What a naive and innocent girl..." Liu Jing was speechless.

Since you're keeping your distance, you shouldn't have come looking for me.

There have already been rumors about you being here.

Jing Tian has a sweet name and is a bit naive, but she is definitely not a naive and innocent girl.

When the two first met, Jing Tian was just a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl. Because she didn't like dancing, she spent her days hiding in her dorm eating snacks, and the young girl even gained weight.

At that time, Jing Tian was very trusting and often did some foolish things, which made her seem a bit naive and innocent.

Being foolish doesn't mean having low intelligence, but rather being naive and unaware of the complexities of the world, lacking awareness of the dangers of a complex society.

Bai, fair-skinned, pure-hearted. This Jing Tian is indeed very fair-skinned, fair inside and out.

Sweet, gentle, soft-spoken, and possesses an optimistic and warm aura.

Jing Tian fits the "naive and innocent" persona better than Tang Yan, but that's all.

Women in the entertainment industry, regardless of their background, can never be naive and innocent.

"Liu Rijing, you're the naive one. After summer vacation, you'll be a graduate student. You don't have many days left, I have to see you off." Jing Tian pouted, it must be Sister Dong talking about me behind my back. Sister Dong has been acting crazy lately, always calling me naive, that's a derogatory term, okay?

"What did you say?" Liu Jing demanded.

"Brother, dear brother..."

Liu Jing was used to it; people would call out to him all the time, whether there was a reason or not.

We used to just call each other online, but now people around us often call each other that too.

Especially Yang Mi, that's how he's referred to behind his back.

"It's not a form of address."

It's definitely not a form of address. If he just called him Liu Rijing, he wouldn't bother beating Jing Tian up unless it was the perfect moment for them to get intimate.

But judging from this, Jing Tian knows about his graduate studies.

"I'm not saying you don't have many days left, I'm saying you don't have many days left in your senior year. You're so strong, you can definitely live for another hundred years." Jing Tian patted Liu Jing's abs. The four beauties from Legend of Sword and Fairy are gone, these days should belong to me.

"Aren't we keeping our distance now?" Liu Jing held Jing Tian's little hand. "You have such a lovesick look on your face. Luckily, no one can see it."

"Okay, saying 'seeing you off' doesn't sound quite right. I was just thinking, since Sister Mi is gone, you won't be going back to school much anymore, so I definitely have to accompany you. Otherwise, when you graduate with your master's degree and look back on your school days, you won't have a single memory." Jing Tian chuckled sheepishly.

"One minute I'm going to die, the next minute Sister Mi is going to die. Can't you wish us well?" Liu Jing sighed.

“I didn’t go to your graduation defense that day, but a lot of people from the school went.” Jing Tian was unhappy and had been holding a grudge about it for several days.

She only found out about it after it spread online; none of them were loyal.

“Most of them are senior students, and some are graduate students. You’re just a sophomore, what are you doing here?” Liu Jing walked ahead, and Jing Tian quickly followed. “My brother had such a grand occasion, I wanted to share in the glory.”

"You've got enough face."

"Brother, you have no idea. We've suffered because your movie won an award. The school is showing 'Under the City Wall' every day, and to make matters worse, the teachers are making us write reviews." Jing Tian sighed. She could write perfunctory reviews for other movies, but she couldn't write one for her brother. She didn't even hire a ghostwriter; she wrote it all herself.

"Okay, I'll definitely take you next time." Liu Jing laughed, already imagining Jing Tian deep in thought.

Jing Tian was satisfied, and Liu Jing then asked, "Sweetie, how did you know I was doing graduate school?"

"Sister Xixi said it. We're best friends, and she didn't hide this from me. You're not as good to me as she is, and you didn't even tell me," Jing Tian pouted.

Liu Jing really wanted to say, "You knew this even before I did."

"Yesterday in our group chat, cough cough, yesterday we were saying that when you start school, you'll have to treat us to a meal," Jing Tian continued, lightly patting her chest. That was close; she almost exposed the group chat. She had always strictly adhered to the "Women's Revenge Pact."

Liu Jing took a deep breath. So you all knew, except me. Actually, everyone thought he knew, but little did they know it was all Liu Yifei's doing from beginning to end.

“I can never keep up with you. When I was in the affiliated high school of Beijing Dance Academy, you were still in high school. I finally got into university, and now you're going to graduate school. Time flies so fast. In just a few more months…” Jing Tian was stunned.

"What's wrong?" Liu Jing asked, puzzled. He had drifted off into thought while talking, which was quite something.

"I suddenly remembered a couplet: 'A graduate student is ten months pregnant.'" Jing Tian quickly took out her phone. She wanted to share it, she wanted to show off, she wanted to let her girlfriends in the group know that she was very knowledgeable.

How do I get a master's degree?

"You'd have to ask that. A big reason why women can't have children is the man."

"..."

"Sister Dong is right, trade is fruitless, and imports are too much," Jing Tian muttered softly.

Liu Jing looked up to the sky and sighed, "Little Bai, you've led such a beautiful little flower astray."

"Brother, go take the photos. If you keep your classmates waiting, you'll have to treat them to lunch." Jing Tian's face flushed slightly. How could she forget that this guy had good hearing?

Shen Ao and the others were not far away, and Jing Tian could already see their figures, but she didn't want to go over.

Jing Tian met them when she was filming "The Sacred Flame".

But these guys only have eyes for the boss, so it's better if she doesn't get in their way.

"When did you become so stingy?" Liu Jing muttered.

"I want us to have lunch together. I don't want to see any third wheels." Jing Tian texted without looking up, sitting on the steps.

Boys take photos differently than girls. For them, taking photos is just taking photos, a few simple group photos, without caring about the background, and then it's over.

Even though these are outstanding graduates from the directing department, they only took a few more photos.

Their dorm was different from the others; while the others went their separate ways after graduation, these few were all in Chunqiu, and became colleagues after graduation.

Taking photos was a ceremony. After the ceremony, Shen Ao and the others ran faster than Liu Jing. The TV series "The Message" was being rushed into production, and they were all involved. Shen Ao was also the director.

Besides, they had seen Jing Tian, ​​and they knew their roommate all too well, so they didn't want to give him the chance to be inhumane with women.

Liu Jing returned to his original spot, and Jing Tian stopped chatting on QQ, looking a bit EMO.

"What's wrong? Didn't you get to show off?"

"It's pointless. Good grades aren't something you talk about, they're something you do. It's not enough for you to say you're good; it's when everyone says you're good that you're good. I wasn't in school much during my sophomore year, and I fell behind in too many courses. I need to study hard in my junior year." Jing Tian said listlessly.

Liu Jing didn't say anything. Usually, students who set such high goals will still be the same in their junior year as they were in their sophomore year.

"Brother, Sister Qianqian didn't graduate with you, and Sister Mi didn't pursue a master's degree, so she can't graduate with you either. All things considered, only I can graduate with you." Jing Tian's sadness came quickly and went quickly.

"Jing, how did you calculate that? You still have two years until graduation, and you haven't even caught up on your math yet?"

Liu Jing laughed too. Back then, the "Jing" in Jing Tian's name and the "Jing" in Liu Jing's name were not the same character, so he had to look it up in the dictionary.

"Brother, your thinking is flawed. Some people can skip a grade, so can I repeat one. I'm planning to repeat a grade and wait for you, so we can... Ah, why did you hit me? There are so many people watching, I have my pride too, okay?" Jing Tian covered the back of her head, glaring angrily at her brother with her big eyes.

"You might as well just keep repeating the grade until our school moves to the new campus," Liu Jing said irritably. Hadn't she ever seen an older brother disciplining his younger sister?
The onlookers quickly looked away; this living devil was someone they couldn't afford to mess with.

Yang Mi has no plans to take the postgraduate entrance exam. She has finally graduated and is ready to fly high. She doesn't want to waste another three years.

For her, a bachelor's degree was enough; at least she got into the Beijing Film Academy.

On this point, she didn't want to compare herself to Sissi.

She has a clear understanding of what to do at each time period.

After graduation, she can open her own studio and start her career.

When she has achieved success in her career, she can return to school to pursue a master's degree. That will surely be a beautiful story.

The four young actresses have some fame outside the school, but they're nothing compared to the students there. The school is full of influential figures, and every year some students enter the entertainment industry, but that's a completely different world from the entertainment industry itself.

If she can reach the level of Zhao Yanzi and Zhang Ziyi, the school will definitely look at her more favorably and give her some special treatment.

As for the school building a new campus, that's what Lao Tian said.

Liu Jing was in the office just now, and he complained a bit about how bad the school was, how bad the environment was, how bad the facilities were, and he almost said that the teachers were bad too.

"Our school is finally building a new campus! All the other schools have finished, but we haven't made a move yet." Jing Tian was overjoyed, completely oblivious to the stares around her. "Brother, has the new location been chosen yet?"

"It's just an idea, and it's being discussed at a meeting. You know how inefficient these government agencies are." Liu Jing shrugged. If he wasn't mistaken, it should be completed within ten years, but definitely not within five.

"Yes, yes, please don't let it be a graveyard." Jing Tian, ​​having been exposed to this kind of thing, was indeed quite knowledgeable about it.

“These days, which school doesn’t have a cemetery? Schools aren’t afraid of being built on cemetery grounds, guess why?” Liu Jing was speechless. He looked around, stepped on his foot, and thought, “Maybe this is one of those cemeteries.”

Every inch of our land was bought with blood; this land has suffered too much hardship.

The green hills bury loyal bones, and the fields bury even more.

Over thousands of years, where are there no remains?

"Why? Is it because of your righteous spirit?" Jing Tian followed Jing Ge's gaze, shuddered, and suddenly felt that the campus was eerie.

"Thousands of students chattering away every day. The teachers can't stand it, and neither can the ghosts. Thousands of mouths, even the King of Hell would be afraid."

"Hehe..." Jing Tian laughed heartily, bending over backwards.

"Besides, with so much virgin urine, countless ghosts were suppressed."

"Brother, you're wrong about that. I don't know about other schools, but we definitely don't have enough virgin urine at our school," Jing Tian corrected him seriously.

"..." Liu Jing was stunned. He vaguely felt a car wheel run over his face.

“Our country is doing alright, but those people probably need to start elementary school.” Jing Tian even made a comparison.

Liu Jing sighed. How could such a nice girl have the tendency to become a language master?

"Sweetie, do you know Bao Jingjing from our school?" Liu Jing changed the subject; if he didn't, it would veer off to who knows where.

“I know her. She’s a literature major who graduated last year.”

The school is big, but actually not that big; if something even slightly big happens, it will spread very quickly.

Especially influential figures, or those who have caused significant events.

Bao Jingjing has been quite popular lately, and Jing Tian, ​​who has been at school for over a month, actually knows a bit about her.

"Who was she close to when she was in school?" Liu Jing asked curiously.

"I don't know, she recently broke up with her boyfriend."

"You knew that too?"

“Mi’s internet speed is fast. She saw it online, a guide to heartbreak written by Bao Jingjing, and then shared it with me.” Jing Tian pouted. She’s never seen her share anything good.

"The internet speed is indeed fast enough," Liu Jing muttered. He had only just learned about this guide.

"Who broke up with their boyfriend, who cheated on whom, who broke up with whom, who got divorced, who was dumped by whom, who cheated on whom again. Honey always shares news like these first."

"She's actually quite nice."

"She just wanted to instill in me the idea that couples will break up sooner or later, and marriages will all end up the same."

"This is so Yang Mi."

"She was bound to do it sooner or later anyway."

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(End of this chapter)