Douluo: Reincarnation of Godzilla, Seizing the Throne of Dragon God
Chapter 88 Gangzi: I really don’t want to eat rice!
Chapter 88 Gangzi: I really don’t want to eat rice!
Ugh!
He couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
If that beast had been able to build the Beast God Pit earlier, perhaps I would have been able to break through level 30 and gain the favor of my second uncle.
But now, I am stuck at level 29.3 and don’t even have the chance to advance.
Yu Xiaogang's heart was filled with anger.
Thinking back to the failure of that original plan, she had intended to use her identity as the Holy Maiden of the Spirit Hall to make a comeback, but that beast ended up messing things up. She was wanted by the entire continent and had no choice but to hide her identity, grow long hair, and hide from place to place.
Until he met Flanders and Liu Erlong while on the run.
Until one day, when he was helping her deal with his mother's funeral, he accidentally learned that Liu Erlong was actually his second uncle's illegitimate daughter!
This discovery gave Yu Xiaogang a new idea:
He took advantage of Liu Erlong to marry her and returned to the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex sect under the identity of a son-in-law.
However, he never expected that this seemingly perfect plan would fail in the end!
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang's heart felt like it was cut by a knife and was filled with regret.
From childhood to adulthood, he has lived in the shadow of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex Sect.
Although he came from a prominent family, he was never considered a true heir.
His martial spirit - Luo Sanpao - completely failed to live up to the family's expectations and became a laughing stock among the clan members.
His father, Yu Yuanzhen, even expelled him from the sect and severed the father-son relationship. He was destined to live a dull life.
But when he discovered that Liu Erlong was actually the illegitimate daughter of his second uncle Yu Luomian, the balance of fate seemed to have new possibilities.
Liu Erlong loves him, and he can use this marriage to re-enter the sect and even have the opportunity to gain power.
As long as he can convince Yu Luomian, or take action before the other party returns to the sect, he still has a chance.
In the distance, the nine symbolic peaks of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex Sect stood tall, like a entrenched blue dragon.
Every mountain is majestic and shrouded in clouds and mist.
The highest mountain top is where the sect is located and where the family’s supreme secrets lie.
It is said that the nine mountains contain fragments of the ancient Dragon King's head soul bone, which is the most proud inheritance of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect.
"If my father had given me more hope back then, and had used the whole clan's strength to give me the growth space of an ordinary soul master... maybe I wouldn't be in this state now."
Yu Xiaogang muttered to himself, looked down at his skinny arms, his eyes full of resentment.
"Why are you complaining about yourself again?"
Flanders above said unhappily, "You keep thinking about these useless things all day long. You might as well think about how to explain it to your uncle."
Yu Xiaogang didn't have time to refute.
Suddenly, he found that the light around him became dim, as if the shadow of dusk covered the entire world.
He looked up suddenly and found that Flanders was suspended in the air with an expression of disbelief on his face.
"Boss Fu, why aren't you moving? Why is it getting dark?" Yu Xiaogang asked in confusion.
At this moment, a stream of warm liquid fell from the sky and poured directly on Yu Xiaogang's head.
He wiped his hair reflexively and immediately smelled a pungent, foul odor.
"Flanders! What's wrong with you? Is your sheepskin bag torn?" Yu Xiaogang shouted while looking up to see what was going on.
However, this rise has brought about a greater "heat flow".
The liquid poured straight into his mouth, and the pungent smell of golden juice spread instantly.
He suddenly closed his eyes, but still coughed continuously because of the choking.
"Flanders! Are you crazy? You actually sprinkled golden juice in the sky!" Yu Xiaogang shouted in collapse, his heart filled with rage.
However, before he could finish his words, a sticky mass hit his face and slid down his nose and mouth.
"What the hell is this..."
Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, then he realized instantly that the thing was clearly poop!
Flanders' daddy!
"Ugh——" Baba Yu Xiaogang finally couldn't bear it anymore. He covered his mouth and vomited violently, while struggling like crazy to get rid of the dirt on his face.
Unfortunately, the poop all over the face is not so easy to clean.
"vomit--"
Yu Xiaogang retched repeatedly and spat out saliva desperately.
But after spitting a few times, his mouth was dry, but the stinky smell of poop still lingered in his mouth and could not be shaken off.
Looking around, he discovered in despair that the only "water source" was the pool of golden liquid left by Flanders.
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and rinsed his mouth with the pungent golden juice.
"Ugh, vomit—"
This absurd scene made Yu Xiaogang unable to bear it any longer.
His stomach churned and he vomited violently. A mixture of bile, golden juice and foul juice gushed out of his mouth and spread all over the floor.
"Flanders! You're pooping golden juice in heaven, can't you think about my feelings?"
Yu Xiaogang raised his head and shouted out the anger and frustration in his heart.
He had lived for more than 30 years, but this was the first time he had experienced such a great humiliation.
Being fed golden juice and eating poop!
Flanders heard Yu Xiaogang's angry curses from above, but did not react.
His eyes were fixed on the sky, and his whole body seemed to be nailed in the air, unable to move.
However, just as Yu Xiaogang looked up and cursed.
He finally saw what the huge shadow looming over him in the sky was.
There was a huge monster looming in the sky.
The giant beast had thick scales, sharp claws, and a thick tail that was like an iron whip between heaven and earth.
The huge head drooped slightly, and the blood-red eyes were like two burning fireballs, staring at them coldly.
"Sea God..." Yu Xiaogang's lips trembled as he murmured.
He recognized this giant beast, the Sea God of Sea God Island, the Beast God of Spirit Hall, and the one who killed the Shura God Tang Chen!
At this time, Flanders had completely lost his ability to move.
His face was pale and his body was stiff, with only his legs still shaking violently.
The two men were so frightened that they lost control of their bowels and bladder, and dirty stuff dripped down their trouser legs and mixed in the air, making them look extremely miserable.
While on the road, Godzilla noticed that there were two small creatures in the air following him, so he lowered his altitude slightly and hovered over them. Upon closer inspection, he found that they were two soul masters.
It shook its head, appearing nonchalant.
It swung its huge tail slightly, creating a strong airflow, then slowly rose in altitude and disappeared into the clouds.
Godzilla didn't even care who these two soul masters were.
However, Yu Xiaogang and Flanders were so frightened that they completely lost their composure.
As Godzilla moved away, the shadow covering the sky and the earth finally dissipated, and light once again filled the earth.
Yu Xiaogang and Flanders finally came back to their senses from their extreme fear and both collapsed to the ground.
"Boss, you saw it just now, right? It's... it's the Beast God..."
Yu Xiaogang's voice was shaking, he could hardly speak, and he farted out of fright.
The dirt under his body mixed with the golden juice of feces suddenly produced disgusting foam.
The two looked at each other in horror, then immediately got up and staggered away for several steps.
Flanders was breathing heavily and didn't reply for a long time.
His back was already wet, and he couldn't tell whether it was cold sweat or golden liquid.
(End of this chapter)
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